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- >Day slight of hand in Equestria
- >You kinda hoped that your plan didn't have to end this way
- >Kinda
- >Today is the day you convince Fluttershy to stop trying to rape you
- >You went to Fluttershys cottage to show her a few human magic tricks
- >You asked her to wait inside while you gather materials and to prepare yourself
- >Five minutes later and you're in her house
- >You start off with a simple card trick using a forced card method
- >She didn't catch on and was impressed
- >She is however licking her lips and staring at you now
- >It Begins!
- Now for my final trick, I will pull a rabbit out of my empty hat!
- >You show her inside the hat, proving there is nothing inside
- >You tap your wand a few times on the hat for effect
- >You reach in the hat and grab a pair of ears in a hidden pocket
- >Thrusting your hand upwards to show fluttershy
- Tada~!
- >She sits there with wide eyes in horror and sadness
- >Seeing the decapitated head of Angle in your hand
- >You bow and thank her, pretending there is an applause
- >With a smile on your face, you leave the cottage and headed home
- >Since you haven't had meat in a long time, you take a bite out of Angles head
- >Wow
- Even though you were rotten to the core, you taste hella fine!
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