The Pro and the Noob
It was a bright, beautiful day in Erinn, and a pro, Torak333, was enjoying a nice meal at the Bean Rua. While chewing delicately on his steak, a young noob approached him. "Hello!", said the noob with a smile. "I hear that you are going to guild battle on Samhaim.". The noob sat next to the pro, Torak333, and he glared. "Yes, what does it matter to you?" said the pro. The pro did not enjoy interacting with noobs. He had heard terrible stories about them, and he was terrified of the thought that one of his pro friends would see him. The noob just smiled, and pet her fox tail. "I'm the leader of the guild Icons! My name is Lyf, and we are also going to guild battle this Samhaim - after the Tara Royal Banquet! I wish you luck!". The noob was very friendly, and gestured her hand towards the pro in attempt to shake his hand. The pro gasped, smacking her hand away and screaming at the top of his lungs, "Get that thing away from me!". He jumped out of his chair, knocking his table over, which caused many eyes to look his way. The pro knew that noobs were dirty, and to even touch one would cover him in germs and bacteria. "Foolish noob! I do not need your luck! We will have no problem defeating this "Icons" guild!". The pro dramatically flung his scarf over his neck, and exited the night club.
~Samhaim - Day of the Guild Battle~
Torak333, the pro, had no worries all day. He had a pro 60 damage ego wing bow, and color enchanted gear. Who would dare approach him in tonight's guild battle? He laughed at the very idea that the Icons guild could defeat him, and he did nothing but enjoy the day as it was any ordinary. The noob, however, had a very different day. Lyf knew she was too noob for the pro, so she went all around Uladh and Iria, asking for noob guild mates for help. The noob first traveled to the Filia General Shop, and knocked on the door. Granites gave her a scowl. After waiting about half a minute, the door flung open. "Lyf!" said the girl inside, with a smile. "I'm so happy to see you!". Lyf replied happily, and welcomed herself inside the store, where the girl worked. "Sylpi! I have known you ever since I first ventured into Erinn, and you are my best friend. I must ask you for a special favor!". Sylpi was curious, and tilted her head. "What is it, Lyf?". "Oh, I have been challenged by pros at guild battle! I surely can not defeat them on my own! I need help!". Sylpi gasped, and stepped back. She was worried for her friend's fate. "But we are only two people! We certainly will hold no challenge to PROS..". As Sylpi wept, an older male entered the scene. "What's going on in here?", he asked. "Oh, father!" said Sylpi, "Lyf, my best friend, is in danger! She dare challenged PROS to guild battle!". The older man's eyes opened widely, as he glanced over to Lyf, who looked very down. Lyf took a deep breath and said, "Sylpi's father...no, I will not call you that. You are lightlord! We are also very old friends. Oh, sir light, I know that together we can defeat torak333's pro guild! You need to believe in me!". Lightlord frowned, and sighed, sitting down on a chair. "We need more people. As many as you can find. You'll need to gather more people. There are over two hundred people in the guild, you can find SOMEONE to help. We're running out of time, you must hurry!". Lyf nodded her head and followed the wise advice of ol' lightlord. She knew exactly where to find everyone. She first traveled to Dunbarton Square, where she found Yasuhiko. He was being camped by an opposite gang, and they were not letting him go. Yasuhiko begged to let him go, but they only told him to "log out". "Sir Devin!", Lyf explained, while challening him to a duel request. "I need your help...with guild battle!". "We doin GB tonight, Lyf?" said Yasuhiko, in a ghetto African American tone. "Yes, sir...", she replied, "But against pros! torak333!". "Please.", said Yasuhiko, in an uncaring matter. "They don't got ish on me. I'm about to go ham on those *1*s." Lyf sighed of relief, and thanked him, going off to find more guild mates to help her. About half an hour beore the guild battle started, Lyf gathered around ten noobs to help her. Sylpi, lightlord, yasuhiko, and seven more noobs, Luminary, darkninja434, Scrubbleyou, IDakota, seanyb, Windgodgirl and Kyishi. Overall the Icons guild had eleven members. They entered guild battle, and waited a couple of minutes. Suddenly the PROS came. On the thoroughbred horses, there were ten pros. Two of them being torak333 and kojikin. They merely smirked at the group, and laughing amongst themselves. The countdown for guild battle was on, and everyone in the Icons guild was nervous. "I'm having second thoughts", said Luminary. "I can't do this...", she began running towards the exit, and darkninja434 grabbed her arm. "We have to do this. If we die, we die together. We can't let Lyf down like this. We're a team.". seanyb nodded his head. "Honey badger", he said. Before they knew it, guild battle had started. They didn't know what hit them, and instantly Luminary was shot in the arm. "NO!" said Darkninja, who rushed towards the pro who shot her, using charge. He stabbed him repeatedly with his battlesword, and it became a bloody mess. The Icons guild was scared and shocked. "That can be one of us." darkninja434 said, whiping blood off of his cheek. "This is why we have to fight! We need to protect Lyf! For Lyf! For Icons!". The rest nodded their head, and picked up their bows. "We need to stick together!", said Kyishi. Yasuhiko and seanyb disliked the idea. "You guys do whatever you want, I'm saying yolo." the two went off together, in search for other opponents. Kyishi scowled, but shrugged it off. "They are pro, we are noobs. seanyb and yasuhiko...will have an untimely fate. I highly suggest none of you do the same. Everyone, surround Lyf. We must protect her." The group of seven surrounded Lyf, looking out for enemies. Together, they were undefeatable.
~MEANWHILE~
Seanyb and Yasuhiko sneaking up behind random opponents and shooting them to death, and doing a decent job at it too. They were the top scorers at guild battle, and they were enjoying it. After a while, they bumped into the main group, and smirked. "You like this?" they said, nodding their heads. Kyishi folded her arms and shaked her head, angrily. "I still say you guys are being idiots!", she stated. "Oh? Look at all we've done, while you guys was standin' around, finger poppin' each other's *******'s". Kyishi was offended. "We're not finger poppin' each other's *******'s...we're getting **** done.". At that note, she again left off with the main group, while Yasuhiko and seanyb went on their own. "Man." said Yasuhiko. "I need to change my pants. Gimme a minute, man." he summoned his pet, in order to change his attire, when he suddenly dropped his new set of clothes. seanyb was confused. "Yo man, what's up?". He then shuddered in horror. Yasuhiko dropped to the ground, dead. Penetrating his back was an arrow, and it had gone straight into his heart. Yasuhiko...was dead. Seanyb was in disbelief, and he fired his bow randomly into the distance. No one could be seen. Seanyb grieved over the loss of Yasuhiko, and there was a moment of silence.
~MAIN GROUP~
The main group heard the cries, and Scrubbleyou stopped. "What was that?", he asked. "I think something might be wrong..." IDakota mentioned, looking around him. "Let's go.". The group went towards the sound of the crying, when they were suddenly interrupted by torak333 on his Flame Horse. "Foolish noobs. I told you I didn't need luck against you. He glanced towards Sylpi, and aimed his bow. Lightlord noticed this as he fired the shot towards her, and jumped in front of her. "Father!" exclaimed Sylpi. The rest of the group shot towards torak333, and he ran away, although his horse was injured. Everyone gathered around lightlord, in denial of what was happening. Sylpi could not bear what was happening, and lightlord's eyes suddenly shut. Permanently. "Father!" she screamed, shaking him. "Wake up! No!". She sobbed over the corpse of lightlord, and Lyf was finally mad. She sat very quietly away from everyone else, and gave a sigh. Suddenly, the ground before them started to quake. Sylpi leaped away from lightlord's corpse, which appeared to be the source of the quake, and stood there silently. Lightlord's corpse had began to dissentigrate, and a powerful wind and light overwhelmed the area. Each of the noobs were transformed, and given special gifts. Sylpi had been given the gift of pro knuckles. darkninja434 had been given the gift of pro swords. IDakota had been given the gift of pro durability for his masterpiece bow. Luminary had been given the gift of healing, and it went on...however Lyf was different. Lyf was transformed into a true pro. She looked at herself, and was surprised to find she was given plentiful gifts. She had a spirit wing bow, which was level 50. The blue light hurt her eyes at first, but she could not look away due to the shock. Lyf was given ultra strength and ultra proness. Suddenly, a bright light appeared above them. It was lightlord's spirit. "My gifts towards you represent the proness each of you has inside. Use them wisely. Do not let me down." his spirit faded, and Sylpi went towards. "Father..." she whispered. One of the opponents pros came to the scene, smirking. IDakota noticed too late to react as a bowman pointed towards him. Out of nowhere, the bowman was immediately shot, and fell off of his horse. "What the?" he said, as he looked around. Out of the mist was seanyb. "Seanyb! He said, surprised. How'd you even see that guy?" "I was given ultra range", seanyb stated, as he joined the group. "Where's Yasuhiko?" asked Kyishi, curiously. Seanyb didn't reply, and we took this all in the same way. Lyf stood up, and took some authority for the situation. "We must worry about this later. For now, we must defeat the pro's. Everyone nodded in agreement, and went on their way. Together, with their ultra powers combined, they defeated the pros one by one. They were undefeatable. The group finally came across Torak333, who was surrounded by the noobs. "You cheated! There's no way you could have defeated us. "You're the one who killed my father!" said Sylpi, as she raged towards him. The others held her back. "Yes, I killed that scum. And I'll kill all of you!" he eyed towards Lyf, and charged towards her, holding her by the dagger. Go ahead. Touch me. Your precious guild leader will get it. Lyf struggled, and looked at the faces of her guildies. They all set their weapons down. Torak333 smirked, and looked triumphant, as none of the guild members would do anything. Suddenly, his dagger was shot out of his arm by an arrow from behind. "Impossible!" Torak333 said, losing his grip of Lyf. "You're the only ones left!". Torak333 turned around, and gave a snare. It was Yasuhiko! "You're alive?", the group asked at once, while pointing their aim towards Torak333. "Hell yea.". The group finally had Torak surrounded, there was nothing he could do but admit defeat. His death was specifically brutal, to make up for lightlord's death. The Icons guild, the noobs, had won the guild battle.
~AFTERWARDS~
Everyone gathered at Tir Chonaill graveyard. They were there to leave their respects for lightlord, the one who mysteriously helped them with their powers. From that day on, the Icons guild decided to use their powers to help the weaker, and to make Erinn a better place than it is now.