Transcript for House of Lords proceedings on 26 August 2012

9:25:47 PM VRT Legion:	I declare this session opened
9:25:55 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	:)
9:26:07 PM VRT Brock:	ok
9:26:08 PM VRT Legion:	would anyone like to make any motions before we proceed with the agenda?
9:26:34 PM VRT Brock:	I motion GC be ejected out of a cannon for the amusement of the people every second thursday
9:26:39 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	can I shake mi butt?
9:26:49 PM VRT Legion:	Any second for Lord Tokeington's motion o_o
9:26:50 PM VRT Legion:	?
9:26:53 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	thats a motion   o_o
9:27:04 PM VRT Legion:	*butt motion
9:27:24 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:27:24 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	i like it   seconded
9:27:34 PM VRT Legion:	Lord Tokeington's motion has been seconded
9:27:40 PM VRT Legion:	I third it. Motion passed.
9:27:42 PM VRT Legion:	lul
9:27:45 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:27:51 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	aye
9:28:04 PM VRT Legion:	The motion has been approved by the majority
9:28:16 PM VRT Legion:	okay
9:28:25 PM VRT Legion:	Any further motions before the agenda?
9:28:47 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	*shakes his butts again*
9:28:53 PM VRT Legion:	ORDER
9:28:54 PM VRT Legion:	ORDER
9:28:59 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	:@
9:29:01 PM VRT Legion:	:@
9:29:07 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:29:09 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:29:11 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:29:13 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:29:15 PM VRT Legion:	ok
9:29:16 PM VRT Brock:	wait what
9:29:21 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	>_>
9:29:26 PM VRT Legion:	Any further motions before the agenda?
9:29:31 PM VRT Brock:	no
9:29:34 PM VRT Legion:	Okay
 [Evo]:	Kitty Kat Kelsey has joined the #world channel.
9:29:43 PM VRT Brock:	clsy
9:29:44 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	ay
9:29:50 PM VRT Legion:	First and the only bill on the agenda
9:29:50 PM VRT Brock:	lawds meeting
9:29:57 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	i know.
9:29:59 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	:v
9:30:09 PM VRT Brock:	k
9:30:10 PM VRT Legion:	Right to Internet Access Act bill that if passed, shall guarantee Internet access as a human right and to provide for free broadband access for every citizens and residents of Palmshire at the state's expense. Furthermore, to provide for a free laptop if
9:30:11 PM VRT Legion:	an eligible citizen is unable to afford a computer. Introduced by Chris D.
9:30:18 PM VRT Legion:	Any second?
9:30:28 PM VRT Brock:	second
9:30:32 PM VRT Legion:	Any third?
9:30:34 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	sweet
9:30:38 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	3rd
9:30:43 PM VRT Legion:	sweet as chocolate? :P
9:30:48 PM VRT Legion:	Motion passed. Let's vote
9:30:50 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	love those deep coffers
9:30:51 PM VRT Legion:	aye
9:30:54 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	:D
9:30:57 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	aye
9:30:58 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	aye
9:31:03 PM VRT Legion:	3-0-0
9:31:06 PM VRT Legion:	Brock vote
9:31:08 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:31:24 PM VRT Legion:	Bill passed 4-0-0.
9:31:39 PM VRT Legion:	That's all bills on the agenda. :v Any Lords of Parliament wishes to introduce a bill not on the agenda here?
9:31:45 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	*does a jig
9:32:02 PM VRT Brock:	no
9:32:03 PM VRT Legion:	Actually, i got one not on agenda
 GC:	so
 GC:	will brock be fired for not being on twice in a week?
9:33:11 PM VRT Brock:	I order GC be placed in the stocks for two weeks.
9:33:22 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	can i raise the GSK day again or did that get passed
9:33:24 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	i forget
9:33:30 PM VRT Brock:	that got passed
9:33:31 PM VRT Brock:	lol
9:33:37 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	i thought it did
9:33:38 PM VRT Legion:	It passed this House but got rejected again in the Commons
9:33:46 PM VRT Brock:	Oh then
9:33:47 PM VRT Legion:	Chris apparently did not like the bill
9:33:48 PM VRT Brock:	bring it up again
 GC:	legion not enforcing the rules >:|
9:33:56 PM VRT Brock:	I motion it again Legion
9:33:58 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	yeah lets bring ti back
9:34:34 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	it***
 GC:	http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT09/refresh/AL0912W5_NL+gif/212842W5_NL_sm.gif
 GC:	o lawd in in the cone
9:34:48 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	oh christ
9:34:50 PM VRT Brock:	go into the basement
9:34:52 PM VRT Brock:	or u gon die
9:34:55 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	we have no basement
9:34:57 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	i'm gon die.
9:34:57 PM VRT Legion:	Technically one cannot reintroduce same bill during same Parliament. Perhaps you could add something compelling to the same bill and make it altogether different
 GC:	we have a crawl space
 GC:	LOL
 GC:	http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/RollTide16/party.jpg
9:35:36 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	GSK day in which everyone gets a free inhaler and candy in memory of my bronchitis/use of the GSK inhaler
9:35:39 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	idk does that sound ok
9:35:42 PM VRT Brock:	iYes
9:35:46 PM VRT Brock:	Motion that
9:35:53 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	ahah omg
9:35:56 PM VRT Legion:	ok that counts as different bill. acceptable
9:36:02 PM VRT Legion:	I think Brock has 2nd it
9:36:07 PM VRT Brock:	yep
9:36:09 PM VRT Legion:	I 3rd it
9:36:13 PM VRT Legion:	motion passed
9:36:16 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:36:18 PM VRT Legion:	aye
9:36:20 PM VRT Kitty Kat Kelsey:	aye
9:36:26 PM VRT Legion:	Bach vote
 GC:	hay
9:36:31 PM VRT Legion:	GC = eats hay
9:36:46 PM VRT Legion:	Bachy Zachy
9:36:48 PM VRT Legion:	vote plz
 GC:	and legion loves
 GC:	dirt
9:37:01 PM VRT Legion:	no u
9:37:05 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	oh   aye
 GC:	deck off
 GC:	wood
9:37:11 PM VRT Legion:	bill passed 4-0-0
9:37:29 PM VRT Legion:	I have a bill to introduce.  I recommend that GC be forced to eat the hay as the punishment
9:37:42 PM VRT Brock:	...the hay?
9:37:56 PM VRT Legion:	yes he can eat some hay
9:37:57 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	hay?
9:38:02 PM VRT Legion:	or he can eat some gay
9:38:03 PM VRT Legion:	:x
9:38:34 PM VRT Brock:	oh
9:38:36 PM VRT Brock:	sure
9:38:45 PM VRT Legion:	Brock has seconded?
9:39:03 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	*stays mum*
9:39:16 PM VRT Brock:	yes
9:39:21 PM VRT Legion:	any third?
9:39:40 PM VRT Brock:	clsy
 GC:	kelser
 GC:	can i have sammich
 GC:	plz
9:39:50 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	<--  is a hay supporter   >_>
9:40:04 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:40:06 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:40:08 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:40:10 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:40:12 PM VRT Legion:	bill rejected
9:40:27 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	phew
9:40:37 PM VRT Brock:	moving on
9:41:03 PM VRT Legion:	ok, I have another bill to propose. Regency Act bill that, if passed, shall provide the provisions for the regency should the heir, Katy de la Cueva, ascends to the throne before age of 18.
 [Voice of da Hood]:	no you cant have a sandwich
9:41:18 PM VRT Legion:	The Duke of Cypress Hollow (GC) shall be appointed the Regent to rule the Kingdom in her name with the Regency Council.
9:41:20 PM VRT Legion:	The Regency Council shall be composed of the Regent, the Prime Minister, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
 GC:	,,,,
9:41:32 PM VRT Legion:	There shall be restrictions on the regency for one month: The Regent may not dismiss the existing ministers including the Prime Minister and may not create peerages except for members of the Royal Family. Those restrictions shall expire within a month.
 GC:	can i have cookie
9:41:53 PM VRT Brock:	No flipping way.
 GC:	aye
9:42:04 PM VRT Brock:	you cant vote
 GC:	aye
 GC:	just did
 GC:	XD
9:42:22 PM VRT Legion:	GC is natural choice for the Regent since he's Katy's "father".
9:42:39 PM VRT Brock:	He's also a d
 GC:	elicious
9:42:50 PM VRT Legion:	dick*
9:43:23 PM VRT Brock:	No.
 GC:	ate
 GC:	ayre
 GC:	aye
9:43:41 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	arg
9:43:45 PM VRT Brock:	I repropose that but replace all instances of GC with Bach Zhaa
9:43:51 PM VRT Brock:	(if it fails)
9:43:54 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	lol
9:44:05 PM VRT Legion:	I second this amendment motion
9:44:27 PM VRT Brock:	clsy is gone
9:44:30 PM VRT Brock:	so doesnt that move it to vote
9:44:40 PM VRT Legion:	I agree that Lord Oxford would be more acceptable alternative for the Regent
9:44:48 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	third!!!!
9:44:54 PM VRT Legion:	BZ has thirded
9:44:57 PM VRT Legion:	motion passed
9:45:07 PM VRT Legion:	now let's vote with this amendment included
9:45:09 PM VRT Legion:	aye
9:45:11 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:45:31 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	ayeeeee
9:45:49 PM VRT Legion:	Clsy vote
9:45:50 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	*puts on oxfords
9:45:51 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:45:54 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:45:56 PM VRT Legion:	going once
9:45:59 PM VRT Legion:	going twice
9:45:59 PM VRT Brock:	uh
9:46:00 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:46:02 PM VRT Legion:	Clsy abstained
9:46:04 PM VRT Brock:	oh lol
9:46:07 PM VRT Legion:	bill passed 3-0-1
9:46:20 PM VRT Legion:	another bill
 GC:	to fire brock
9:46:47 PM VRT Legion:	Act of Settlement bill that, if passed, shall fix the royal line of the succession. Katy shall be 1st in the line to succeed to the throne, I need nomination for who's 2nd in the line
 GC:	because he broke the terms
 GC:	wtf
9:46:57 PM VRT Legion:	need to formalize the line of succession
9:47:04 PM VRT Brock:	ME
 GC:	denied
9:47:08 PM VRT Legion:	I object
9:47:30 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	U object.rwx
9:47:43 PM VRT Legion:	also you do realize if you succeeds to the throne at the time you're Prime Minister, you can not be the Prime Minister anymore.
9:47:59 PM VRT Brock:	i'm fine with that
9:48:03 PM VRT Brock:	i'd rather be the king
9:48:04 PM VRT Brock:	lol
9:48:07 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	lol
9:48:21 PM VRT Legion:	I would like to nominate Bach Zhaa as the second in line for the throne
9:48:24 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	god emporer
9:48:37 PM VRT Brock:	im not saying like mme
9:48:39 PM VRT Brock:	im saying
 [Evo]:	Kitty Kat Kelsey has left the the #world channel.
9:48:50 PM VRT Legion:	RIP Clsy
9:48:51 PM VRT Brock:	the prime minister
9:48:54 PM VRT Brock:	start a new royal family
9:48:55 PM VRT Brock:	lol
9:48:57 PM VRT Legion:	no
 [Voice of da Hood]:	i'm still here loser
9:49:10 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	lol
9:49:22 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	da hood has spoken
9:49:34 PM VRT Brock:	who is that
9:49:44 PM VRT Legion:	that would be antithetical to the idea of constitutional monarchy. putting both throne and PM together in one hand would be a constitutional violation
9:50:02 PM VRT Brock:	obviously i wouldnt be the PM anymore
9:50:03 PM VRT Brock:	lol
9:50:06 PM VRT Legion:	herp
9:50:08 PM VRT Brock:	but ill go with whatever u think
9:50:11 PM VRT Legion:	okay
9:50:21 PM VRT Legion:	Lord Tokeington can be the 2nd in the line then
9:50:32 PM VRT Brock:	yay
9:50:47 PM VRT Legion:	any objections?
9:51:23 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	*drinks some more sacrificial wine,  lokks up  huh?   0_0
9:51:26 PM VRT Legion:	scrap that. I'd rather put Clsy in 2nd place and Brock in 3rd place. Clsy can take turn as the Queen if she like
9:51:30 PM VRT Legion:	0_0
9:51:35 PM VRT Brock:	i like that
9:51:37 PM VRT Brock:	do that
9:51:52 PM VRT Brock:	<3 clsy
9:51:56 PM VRT Legion:	Bach Zhaa can take up 4th place. GC can take 5th place xD
9:52:04 PM VRT Brock:	GC can take 42nd
9:52:07 PM VRT Legion:	or that
9:52:10 PM VRT Legion:	l0l
9:52:14 PM VRT Brock:	Grace Mace is 41
9:52:17 PM VRT Brock:	Jacob The M Hero is 40
9:52:19 PM VRT Legion:	L0L
9:52:27 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	GC's gonna be right behind me ?   O_O
9:52:35 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	whew
9:52:35 PM VRT Brock:	Nope
9:52:38 PM VRT Brock:	GC is 42 now.
9:52:39 PM VRT Legion:	he was looking at your ass >_>
9:52:52 PM VRT Brock:	anyway
9:52:53 PM VRT Brock:	i second
9:52:54 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	scaaaaary
9:53:29 PM VRT Legion:	l0l
9:53:30 PM VRT Legion:	anyway
9:53:59 PM VRT Legion:	the line of succession as follows: Katy, Clsy, Brock, Bach Zhaa, and GC     has received second
9:54:03 PM VRT Legion:	any third?
9:54:13 PM VRT Brock:	Make sure to note GC as 42nd however.
9:54:16 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	3rd  :o   *hic
9:54:18 PM VRT Legion:	ok
9:54:27 PM VRT Legion:	motion passed
9:54:29 PM VRT Legion:	let's vote
9:54:30 PM VRT Legion:	aye
9:54:35 PM VRT Brock:	aye
9:54:45 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	aye
9:54:51 PM VRT Legion:	3-0-0
9:54:53 PM VRT Legion:	Clsy vote
9:55:00 PM VRT Brock:	clsy isnt even online
9:55:01 PM VRT Brock:	lol
9:55:03 PM VRT Legion:	k
9:55:05 PM VRT Legion:	well then
9:55:08 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	as long as GC isnt like right behind me or nuttin   <_<
9:55:12 PM VRT Legion:	>_>
9:55:21 PM VRT Legion:	okay bill passed
9:55:25 PM VRT Brock:	GC is 42
9:55:50 PM VRT Legion:	any more bills?
9:55:52 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	but the others may stay home that day..   just sayin
9:56:12 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	they dont want hime behind them either
9:56:16 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	lol
9:56:32 PM VRT Legion:	xD
9:56:44 PM VRT Brock:	nope
9:56:46 PM VRT Brock:	lets move it on
9:56:57 PM VRT Legion:	ok
9:57:07 PM VRT Legion:	let's set the time and date for the final Lords meeting next month
9:57:14 PM VRT Legion:	final meeting for this year I mean
9:57:24 PM VRT Legion:	after September, the Lords will go into recess
9:57:32 PM VRT Brock:	Sept 30
9:57:34 PM VRT Legion:	until next March
9:57:36 PM VRT Legion:	okies
9:57:41 PM VRT Legion:	any second for Sept 30?
9:57:43 PM VRT Brock:	1001PM VRT
9:57:56 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	living off the fatta da land
9:58:11 PM VRT Legion:	Sept 30 10:01PM VRT acceptable to anyone else? it's on Sunday
9:58:12 PM VRT Brock:	bach 2nd plz?
9:58:18 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	fine
9:58:34 PM VRT Legion:	okay it is done. Sept 30 10:01PM VRT it is
9:58:43 PM VRT Legion:	any other business before we adjourn?
9:58:56 PM VRT Brock:	Nope.
9:59:04 PM VRT Bach Zhaa:	nope
9:59:05 PM VRT Legion:	 then I declare this session adjourned
9:59:11 PM VRT Legion bangs GC's head against the podium