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Aug 17th, 2014
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  1. 20??/M/5'11
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  3. With a suspiciously sparkly cape and an ornate top hat it's hard to look at Lilac and think anything but 'Magician', which is really the whole point of sequins.
  4. He's toured multiple countries (albeit none of them actually wanted him to), producing adorable rabbits and mean-spirited pigeons from various household objects. His tours have also strangely coincided with several odd thefts, most notable is the time that his show was held the same night as several millions simply disappeared from the national bank of Norway. How odd.
  5. But, suspicious as it may be, there is never any evidence linking The Amazing Daisy Duke to the crimes and as such he's been allowed to continue doing his thing for several years. And he insists that he's 20. Which he's been since he started out. Which was [truck drives by] years ago.
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  7. He sure doesn't look like he's older than 20, but his look is always a bit too showy to be considered tasteful. He likes tuxedos, top hats and sequins, preferably in white or black. Maybe with some yellow accents. Which is the color theme of his whole appearance, with white hair, yellow eyes (contacts obviously) and black eyeshadow that certainly accentuates the shadows casted by his hat, in which he's got an ornate little daisy. What a catch.
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