KKHTA Part 12 Translation FULL + TIMING

TRANSLATION BY HORIKAWA OTANE
(http://horikawaotane.pythonanywhere.com)

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(Capital N, Nue refers to Nue Houjuu. Lower-case n, nue, is an insult against Mamizou Futatsuiwa as she is a Nue Youkai)

Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure

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[0:32]
P-please don't die Mistress Keine!
[0:33]
Don't worry... Your mistress won't die...
[0:37]
With that most-eccentric woman coming back to town and the fact that I've still got work I have to do making doubly sure of the histories... I can hardly afford to die.

[0:47]
Captain! There are Humans and Youkai headed straight for us at an incredible pace!
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We're not backin' down! Kill 'em!
[0:51]
Haha! What d'ya think your Youkai Battleships can do against me? They couldn't even take down a couple a fruit flies!
[0:58]
Marisa! Don't be so reckless! We gotta be careful!
[0:59]
I KNOW THAT.
[1:01]
Our target is extremely large and powerful, so we should start off by slipping into the hull as CAREFULLY as we can, going CALMLY and making sure not lose to our heads and get unwanted attention. Then, we can...
[1:03]
CRUSH THEM ALL!!! Calmly. And Carefully.
[1:06]
Marisa... Please listen to at least SOME of what I'm saying...
[1:08]
Marisa, don't you think it'd be best to listen to her?
[1:09]
Alice! Sorry to interrupt your advice, but... We've got company!
[1:21]
YAAAAAAAAAY! Now it's time for you bitches to DIE!
[1:30]
Hold on tight, Alice!
[1:31]
Please say these sort of things before you fire!
[1:35]
Heheh. Funny. You thought that attack just now would finish me off?
[1:37]
I haven't felt this amused in a long time.
[1:38]
How about I go ahead and show you what it's like to really destroy someone with all your strength, huh?
[1:41]
Now sit there and think deeply about the POWERS THE ANCIENT YOUKAI CAN WEILD.
[1:43]
Gimme a break, we were in a rush and now we gotta deal with this?
[1:45]
Marisa - Please let me handle this.
[1:47]
Really? It's okay to just leave you here and go?
[1:49]
It's really fine. Please leave me here to take care of this. Marisa - don't you have people important to you to meet on that ship?
[1:51]
Well then, with that said, I'll go ahead and jet!
[1:51]
Hey Alice - Don't go and die!
[1:54]
Heh. You're a fiesty one.
[2:00]
If you look at it from an outsider's perspective, Marisa Kirisame is just some eccentric who's terrible at understanding people.
[2:04]
She removed herself from those who didn't understand her. She separated herself far from her home and her family. When she returned and saw her hometown completely changed and her father dead before her eyes, she felt not a single thing.
[2:16]
No emotions would come out. Neither would a single tear. She felt forcing herself to get worked up about it would have been dishonest. Instead, she simply thought, in her isolation, "Ah. It seems my emotions are dead."
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One day, imitating the protagonist of some novel, she made her father a grave.
[2:22]
She placed her hat atop the tombstone in an extremely formal manner, just like the character from her novel.
[2:24]
In that moment, the hero Marisa Kirisame, Destroyer of Evil, was born.
[2:26]
Marisa continues onward. With those few who truly understand her.
[2:29]
ATTACK! Just try to destroy me! Come on you blondie magician!
[2:37]
G-go... G-goliath.
[2:44]
Heh. Big and slow~. Idiot.
[2:52]
Hey, don'tcha have any friends?
[2:54]
No. Making friends is difficult enough, not to mention keeping them...
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But while you keep struggling to make your mere acquantainces, I don't feel a bit of weakness, even if I am alone!
[2:59]
Y'know, here's where you die. But, before I kill you, lemme tell you somethin'.
[2:59]
That okay with ya? Y'know this Girl's Talk thing is where we talk about gossip behind other people's backs, right?
[3:04]
Urf.
[3:11]
Oi, Doll-User. Last night's moon sure was pretty, huh?
[3:13]
Last night's moon...? I didn't see it.
[3:15]
Hoho. Is that so? Me neither. Fancy seeing you here.
[3:17]
Hrm, I can't help feeling bugged by that. Not seeing last night's moon isn't right.
[3:20]
You didn't seem to think so though at the time though. Didja, nue?
[3:23]
Now, can you do me a favour and stop asking each other stupid questions?
[3:26]
We that see the moon and feel vigor and strength are Youkai, yes?
[3:33]
Heheh. You thought you'd become strong just because some moon?
[3:39]
Ah..!

Erf.
[3:46]
Besmirching the moon's power, huh? You're a disgrace to the Youkai, Marizou!
[3:49]
You nue... Bitch, you're really a true disgrace...
[3:50]
While I'm looking at that shining, mysterious moon, I feel a hunger. Like I could even eat a human!
[3:54]
But I'm so lonely! I can't hold a conversation while I feast if I'm alone... That's beyond even me!
[3:58]
Heh. Nue, when this strage nonsense is over, how about we go out to eat together? I won't take yes for an answer.
[4:02]
Meanwhile, on Marisa's Side...
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Crap I forgot you guys were on the ship.
[4:06]
Ichirin! Unzan!
[4:07]
Heh. Exactly.
[4:08]
Unzan! Flatten that human like a pancake!
[4:11]
I... Crap, I'm gonna be a pancake!
[4:13]
Salvation Flash!
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UNZAAAAAN!
[4:21]
*pant* Man, I was wondering whether I was gonna die, but then I got saved. Must be since I'm the hero, the author likes to write my character with such crazy-ridiculous luck!
[4:25]
MISS HUMAN! MISS HUMAN!
[4:27]
I've got a request! The people in the temple need saving! We believe you have powerful magic, so we believe you can do it, Miss Human!
[4:31]
She's a Saint.
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She told me she would return all of the people of the temple back to normal for us!
[4:37]
How dare you fail me Unzan!
[4:40]
You AIR-HEAD!!!
[4:52]
Don't hate me for this, Youkai.
[4:56]
Wow~! Princess Toyosatomimi sure is incredibly strong! I can't help but admire her!
[4:58]
...?
[5:00]
Yoshika, to be brief, it is okay for you to eat their delicious vital organs.
[5:03]
I'll pick some tasty ones, yay!
[5:06]
Miss Saint, there's a certain difference between what you say and what you do...
[5:14]
Won't you be putting that leaf on your head?
[5:17]
That's for beginners!
[5:21]
TRANSFORMATION
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SHEARS
[5:24]
Ugh... You had to choose something like this!
[5:32]
Umm...
[5:36]
Now will ya look at that, Nue! Your underwear's all exposed, huh?! Won't you finally just give up?!
[5:39]
W-What are you doing, y-you damn raccoon!
[5:41]
Marizou! Even though it's been so long, how they heck are you so damn peppy?!
[5:44]
Hoho. Well aren't you quite the pessimist!
[5:46]
It's only reasonable! When it comes to happily mingling with others, I'm quite the misanthrope! I LOATHE IT! It's even in the novels I've read. It doesn't matter, even if they're in those stuffy old Terakoya temple schools, there's this seemingly 'natural' trend for everyone to make friends and get along with every goddamn passerby!
[5:52]
Hohoho. Welp, thanks for yer sob story there.
[5:54]
Marizou! You're awful!!!
[5:56]
Calm down. There's no one in the whole world who exists liking something or another at all times, in every moment, never giving into hatred.
[5:59]
LIAR! I don't want to hear anything you have to say!
[6:01]
You're not being honest to yourself, Nue! Fighting with you, I was felt sure of it! Even if it came to fighting you, I knew you were you! You should be directing your hatred towards different foes!
[6:04]
You stupid Tanuki liar! I hate everything! EVERYTHING!
[6:07]
Come here, my UFOs! Win me this battle!
[6:09]
Smash this insignificant little Tanuki to death!
[6:11]
Still, I can't help but wonder what kind of person it is that's able to do these sorts of nasty curses, which have refused to be casted by anyone else thus far...
[6:17]
I would have thought that was obvious.
[6:19]
There's not many that are able to cause these sorts of extremely strange phenomenon to occur.
[6:22]
Additionally, with what you said about the strange moon... And everyone's strange transformation occurring on the afternoon of October Fourth... It would seem that there's things worth investigating there.
[6:26]
I'm Alice Margatroid!
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What's your name?
[6:28]
Marizou!
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Mamizou Futatsuiwa of Sado! I hope to be great friends from here on in!
[6:32]
Now, what kind of harsh punishment d'ya think is right for you, Nue?
[6:35]
E-err, Time-out! Time-out! Just hear me out and you'll understand!
[6:35]
Besides! I don't even think you could just destroy your Lord Nue without any reason whatsoever!
[6:40]
T-that... That's..!
[6:44]
The Arrow of Genzanmi Yorimasa..?!