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  2. <span style="text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 3px; font-family: courier new; font-size: 10px;">&quot;The <em>Science</em> Of Deduction.&quot;<br />
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  7. <span><span style="font-size: 65px;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(221, 221, 221); font-family: georgia, serif;">&raquo;</span></strong></span></span></p>
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  11. <span><span style="font-size: 7px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="text-transform: uppercase;">I&#39;m Sherlock Holmes, the world&#39;s only consulting detective. I&#39;m not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn&#39;t understand. If you&#39;ve got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.<br />
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  13. <strong>This is what I do:</strong></span></span></span></span><br />
  14. <span><span style="font-size: 7px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="text-transform: uppercase;"><em>1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I observe everything.<br />
  15. 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; From what I observe, I deduce everything.<br />
  16. 3.&nbsp; When I&#39;ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.</em><br />
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  18. If you need assistance, contact me and we&#39;ll discuss its potential.</span></span></span></span></p>
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  23. <span style="letter-spacing: -2px; font-size: 28px;"><span style="font-size: 7px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1px;"><strong><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_02ba3115c9aa_64.png" style="border-width: 1px; border-style: solid none none solid; padding: 5px; width: 64px; height: 64px; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); margin-right: 5px; float: left;" /></strong>&bull; <strong>my fellow companion</strong>, <span style="font-family: courier new,courier,monospace;"><em><span style="font-size: 9px;"><span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);">john watson</span></span></em></span>.</span></span></span></span><br />
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  26. <span style="font-size: 7px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-transform: uppercase;">I know you&rsquo;re an Army doctor, and you&#39;ve been invalided home from Afghanistan. You&#39;ve got a brother worried about you, but you won&rsquo;t go to him for help, because you don&rsquo;t approve of him, possibly because he&rsquo;s an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife, and I know your therapist thinks your limp&#39;s psychosomatic, quite correctly, I&rsquo;m afraid.</span></span></span></div>
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  30. <span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px;">credits&nbsp;to - <a href="http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/551832/" rel="nofollow"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">the&nbsp;headlines</span></a>.</span></strong></span></div>
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