Chesticles, and Cholos

LuBu: Damn G. I like how I can look in one chatroom and you guys are chill in here. Look in the other and it's huge drama central.
LuBu: I like this chatroom.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Cause were better.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Join us.
xKhol: Aww yeh
LuBu: Shiiiit.
xxXHeraXxx: and im hotter!
Ketomaru: I'm just really high...
LuBu: Pass me that gooby.
NekoMisfitz: normally this is an arena were people fight
xKhol: 'cause drama blows t-dogs dick while we party like a rock star
Ketomaru: Theres drama here sometimes.
LuBu: Yea' you my crew then.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: *a random girl gives me b-j at the party.*
LuBu: What is is, rp's.
NekoMisfitz: mhm but if you get a mod its easiler
xxXHeraXxx: keto you is so cute!
xxXHeraXxx: i jush wanna cuddls u!
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Oh
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Ok
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I thought he was in his girl rp chara
LuBu: nah, i don't like the mod symbol on my name. i'm a lazy bastard.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I was about to get on his ass
LuBu: i don't kick no one, unless it's a spammer. otherwise, 420 up to trolls.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: fuck you to then song
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: pssh
xKhol: Smokin' niggas out like a G.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I start the song and it says FUCK YOU
xxXHeraXxx: like a g-g-g!
xxXHeraXxx: stoners den tonight!
xxXHeraXxx: XP
xxXHeraXxx: puff puff pass!
xxXHeraXxx: XD
xKhol: You're swell, broham. Stay here for a little while.
xKhol: Yeh, puff puff pass right now
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Fly like a g-6
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Fl- fl- fly like a g-6
xKhol: Pff, I fly like a jet plane
NekoMisfitz: xD
xxXHeraXxx: get'n slither!
LuBu: shiiit, nigga if you fly can period... you ain't high enough
LuBu: when you walk up to the controls, sit down, and be like ... awe hell nah
LuBu: t'fuck this glowing button do? the shit is this switch. nigga t'fuck am i doing..
LuBu: you high.
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: That just reminded me of a movie
xKhol: LEL right though?
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: where these co-polites eat shrooms
Ketomaru: Ok hera i will come see you and we can smoke the night away
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: and then when their in flight
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: they start to crash
xxXHeraXxx: lol
xxXHeraXxx: kaysweety!
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Have any dip Ketomaru
Ketomaru: What's dip?
xKhol: Chip dip
xKhol: <
LuBu: i be done man, i mean a cholo nigga ain't got a place in the sky anyway, cause look, thug life or not, planes scary
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: No grizzley dip
xxXHeraXxx: i have chesse dip
Ketomaru: Omg you said the n word
LuBu: don't care who you are. if you open up a window screen, look out, and there's clouds and you ain't thinking of a change of pants
LuBu: you hard up
xKhol: I agree with you though.
xxXHeraXxx: o.o
LuBu: i got on a plane, before we took off i asked for the pilotes credentials and how many successful flights he did. then it hit me. if he had even one fuck up, the pilot wouldn't be here.
xxXHeraXxx: i hvae no clue whats going on ...
xKhol: I would literally stamp myself to the chair and then claw the arm rests right through to where I'm stiff
LuBu: felt a little better. until the stewardess said, '' This is his first flight! ''
LuBu: OFF THE PLANE
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: XD
LuBu: FUCK YOU GRANDMA, sit down aunt P, ain't got time for mashed potatoes no sir fuck your shit
LuBu: OFF this mother fucking plane right now
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: XD
V0NV0N: hoesht
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: When Iw as flying to chicago
LuBu: turns out we were already in the air, had to sit my ass back down
xKhol: LOL!
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: This was this dudes first time
LuBu: seven buckles dude
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: and I was like
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKK
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: And it was a blizzard and lighting
LuBu: i took the persons next to me, mine, and the peoples around me. you would think i strapped in for a space flight
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: and raining
xxXHeraXxx: vonvon!'
LuBu: nigga ain't playing.
xKhol: Holyshit bruh
xKhol: xDDDD
V0NV0N: aye
Ketomaru: lol
xxXHeraXxx: hey
LuBu: hell the fuck no, i look outside I see a drop of rain
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I hate flying
LuBu: G listen, feel this
LuBu: a DROP
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I rahter drive
xKhol: Omg "fuck you grandma, sit down aunt p, aint got time for mashed potatoes no fuck your shit"
xKhol: X'D
LuBu: i feel a drop, someone could of spit from above and it hit me at the air port, sun shining, 80 degree weather
LuBu: a DROP
LuBu: WE GOING HOME
V0NV0N: wasss goin' on with you? xD
LuBu: fuck your shit, grandma in the fucking car, get your prunes and false teeth
xKhol: xDDDD
LuBu: no time for dat, get your kicks not by TSA today grandma
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: were going to THE NEAREST CITY
xxXHeraXxx: drinking lol
LuBu: no ma'am lets go, going home
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: FUCK GOING ACORSS COUNTY
xxXHeraXxx: and smoking
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: country*
V0NV0N: beautiful.
xKhol: Yo, you should be a comedian
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : Yea bro
LuBu: man i'll drive across country before I take a flight in some weather
LuBu: i don't give a damn, nigga i ain't playing
LuBu: a drop, no, ain't got time for no weather hankypanky
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : I had to take fly in weahter and I couldnt get off cuz we were in the air
xKhol: lel
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : it was thundering and lgithing to
LuBu: ain't catching this nigga on air express to the ground
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : lighting*
LuBu: GOING UP flight down
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : I was scared bro
LuBu: nah, we don't turn it down for NOTHING my ass lil jon
LuBu: sit down
LuBu: jon, turn it down in a plane, nigga getting us all crunk AND then killed
LuBu: no time for that shit, crazy ass niggas on a plane. I would not travel with lil jon
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I'm always scared theirs gonna be a attack on the plane I'mon
Ketomaru: lol^
LuBu: look
LuBu: Look amsterdam look, feel me, serious talk
LuBu: fuck a turban man
LuBu: i see a turban
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : Ik brother
LuBu: we going home
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: XD
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I feel ya
LuBu: fuck just a turban
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: You'll get sucked in if u crash
LuBu: I see a jewish hammualakah or whatever that shit is
LuBu: NOPE
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: and get shredded
LuBu: jews attract turbans
LuBu: no thank you, no sir
LuBu: not this nigga
LuBu: i learned, i saw my documentaries
LuBu: fuck that shit
LuBu: telling you, i should teach kids today
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : Dude I was in middle class with my dad and then I was starting to sit down and this old korean ma sits beside me
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: and I'm just like
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : Shit plz dont shoot me if ur gonan attack
LuBu: nigga i feel you
LuBu: i was in college ... shit i don't even remember when, I was toked up most the time
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: man*
LuBu: i still don't know how i passed
LuBu: but look, these arabic group sat ahead of me
LuBu: and white boys behind me
LuBu: nigga fucked
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Yea
LuBu: period, i got the akalakakdakaderka mother fuckers blocking my exit
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: u better run to the bathroom
LuBu: i got the trench coat mafia columbine looking
Ketomaru: I'm arab and im going to flight school next year :D
LuBu: and then across the way a window
LuBu: you best believe
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: oh no
LuBu: believe me
LuBu: that girl sitting at the window going first
LuBu: i don't like glass in my face
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : XD
LuBu: i don't i don't eat glass
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : I feel ya
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: I feel ya to on that one
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Put that trench coat over your head
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: Steal it from them.
LuBu: ain't got no time man, shit grab the white and tell him he better do the batman
LuBu: we crashing windows
LuBu: nigga better bruce wayne that shit
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : XD
LuBu: or if see an asian, look, channel your inner bruce lee, nigga
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: SUperman better come save me
LuBu: we getting the fuck outta here
LuBu: after you bruce, kick that window
LuBu: mismatch your voice to your lips, do what you gotta do
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: You know its him if he wears glasses and white
LuBu: but save my ass cause hell nah
LuBu: i run at that window nigga going to jail
LuBu: WHOOPWHOOP STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS
xxXHeraXxx: i gotta pee !
xxXHeraXxx: DX
LuBu: YOU, WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN, STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS
LuBu: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT NIGGA
LuBu: nigga I am on the ground fool the ground
LuBu: the fuck am i going to do, blow glass at you
LuBu: its in my hand
LuBu: DON'T GIVE A FUCK LIL NIGGA DON'T YOU MOVE
LuBu: cops be tripping
LuBu: batman and brucelee in the corner getting blankets
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: *superman that bitch*
xKhol: xDDD
LuBu: see this why i won't go first, get blamed for the window, cops pin me for breaking an entry
LuBu: on the outsidenah i ain't stupid
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: See if your white and go first
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: its not you
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: but if your black and go first and its not u its u
LuBu: Officer, look, look Officer how am I the one, look LOOK get your foot out of my spleen officer, I can't explain
LuBu: look there's geometry to this
LuBu: nigga, yo knee is in my kidney
LuBu: i got like only good one left
LuBu: and you're squishing, it OFFICER.. look... turbans about to blow the inside up
LuBu: and i jump out, how the fuck am i breaking an entry
LuBu: into a bush
LuBu: nigga nAH... and see, thats when a G gets the stun gun
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: YEP
LuBu: glass in my penis, and a stun gun in my ass
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: YO SHIT FUCKED UP
xxXHeraXxx: my bae is so sweet
Guest_RelicAmsterdam: IKr
Ketomaru: <3
LuBu: my bad i didn't mean to spam up the chat
xxXHeraXxx: -kisses ckeak-
LuBu: just i get passionate about my words
LuBu: escaping airplanes, i've see final destination
xKhol: Cops, been bad people since after the good part of the company died off
Ketomaru: -blushes-
LuBu: You know about planes I got asked in serious why people don't see a lot of black people on planes and I say Nigga have you seen final destination? not the bullshit, the original
LuBu: watch it, we ain't stupid
LuBu: then people ask me why black people don't go on boats
LuBu: i watched jaws when I was 8.
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : shit i gtg
LuBu: no
Guest_RelicAmsterdamGuest_RelicAmsterdam : see ya
LuBu: see ya g
Guest_RelicAmsterdam has left the chat
LuBu: i'll chill with the comedy tho since someone might want to RP
xKhol: Final Destination though
LuBu: and i'm fucking that up, my bad
xKhol: No matter where you go, Death is there
xKhol: Just call 1-800-DEATH
LuBu: lol!
xKhol: That or just die
xxXHeraXxx: your fine my good sure
LuBu: 1-800-You'reFucked
xKholxKhol WhisperAdd Friend: And just shit fall out of the sky
LuBu: hold up... wait maine
xKholxKhol WhisperAdd Friend: watch*
LuBu: how.. how do I get the ' in there
xxXHeraXxx: Sir
LuBu: i don't even ..
LuBu: my phone ain't that smart
LuBu: how i dial a '
xKhol: xDDD
Ketomaru: How can you dial if you legally blind?
xxXHeraXxx: brail
LuBu: and then a nigga like, blind what the fAUSUU-- Be a cop standing there with a stun gun
LuBu: YOU BLIND NOW BOY
xKhol: Phones are on the small side of brains
LuBu: assholes
LuBu: always go for the face
LuBu: you notice that? in a fight man i always try to buck up and i do my weaves, my bobs, but man look i'll be honest with you internet peeps
LuBuLuBu : i got no coordination
LuBuLuBu : i fall, i don't even need their help to fall. i trip my damn self.
LuBuLuBu : i'll be all, you want some? yea, yea? lets go BOY LETS DO THIS! and then I try to take off my shirt and that uh that takes awhile
KetomaruKetomaru WhisperAdd Friend: lol
LuBu: and then by the time I'm done with my shirt man there you go I'm outta breath
LuBu: i gotta chill man, you know, hands to the knees, bend over, put out a hand like HOLD UP
LuBuLuBu : need like 5 minutes
LuBu: fuck crazy shit, chat
xxXHeraXxxxxXHeraXxx WhisperAdd Friend: -cuddles keto-
LuBu: and i never understood my desire to compulsively rip off my shirt i paid a lot of money for
Ketomaru: -Cuddles her back kissing her on the cheek-
LuBu: so i could display my chesticales for another man
LuBu: i don't ..i don't get why i get the urge to show another man my nipples
LuBu: i don't know man i just get confused
LuBu: it fucks with me, makes me think hard on my life
LuBu: i mean cause on one hand i just ripped up 80.00 dollars, right there, folded that shit and thew it away like NIGGA FUCK A BILL ..
LuBu: nipples man, just shit i don't know
LuBu: i'm high
xxXHeraXxx: boobs!