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You Wouldn't Pirate a Nightmare

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  1. Apr 26 23:14:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> You lull into sleep, blissful nothing...and find yourself within a blank space. There is a slight haze, a purple fog over everything, but you can see fairly decently? This seems like the same space as before.
  2. Apr 26 23:15:46 * Melons is really regretting not doing more pointed research on the dreamworld. Really dropped the ball on that one.
  3. Apr 26 23:18:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> You're again in your bodysuit wtih the mask, business as usual. The idea of pulling it off is still terrifying, like looking in a mirror, but a little less so since you've become a little less self-conscious. You find that you actually have three Pokeballs at your hip, oddly enough, and you have a hip pack that...it's empty, but you feel it could be filled? Weird thing there. With
  4. Apr 26 23:18:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> your head, you guess.
  5. Apr 26 23:19:10 <Melons> Why would I put my head in a bag?
  6. Apr 26 23:19:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> More your mind
  7. Apr 26 23:20:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Whatever the case
  8. Apr 26 23:20:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> there's NOTHING in all directions
  9. Apr 26 23:20:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> You gonna' go anywhere or are you going to stay in place?
  10. Apr 26 23:21:34 <Melons> Might as well check out what's going on with the pokeballs first, since that was rather unexpected. Mel tosses out all three.
  11. Apr 26 23:22:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Sleight! Ado! Koa! They don't seem quite the same as they are in reality, you're pretty sure they're not the ACTUAL Pokemon, just your mental image of them. Maybe if you tried to focus hard enough you could get others, but these seem the most natural
  12. Apr 26 23:24:27 <Melons> Alright, well that's that. She recalls them and glances around at the nothing. Might as well start walking in a random direction like last time.
  13. Apr 26 23:25:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's not long before there's a feeling of...brokenness? Instability? Despite you being in pretty much solid nothing, the fog and ground seem to be warping and distorting
  14. Apr 26 23:26:39 <Melons> Can one get drunk-level tired in a dream? Is that a thing? Well maybe in normal dreams... "So...anything gonna try to come and eat me again?"
  15. Apr 26 23:27:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> It̴҉'s҉͏ ̷y̶̧͘o͟͡u͟҉!̸̕
  16. Apr 26 23:27:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͢͡Ỳ͝o͢͟͞u͡͡ ͝a̸̸n҉̸d҉ ̴͡m͘̕e͢
  17. Apr 26 23:27:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̀B҉̶̧r̸͟o͢͏ke ͜͞͝d́͢e҉c̡r͢͠e̡e̵
  18. Apr 26 23:27:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's noise now, coming from behind you
  19. Apr 26 23:28:49 * Melons takes a second, attempting to steel herself since she's seen a fair bit of more shit since last time, and turns around.
  20. Apr 26 23:31:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> You see...well, it's certainly something, but you can't really put your finger on WHAT it is. It's a big mash of sort of abstract shapes and distortions, arranged in ways that don't really make any structural sense. It's definitely a THING, although it's hard to say whether it has a physical presence or it's just an idea or what. This thing makes your head hurt a little.
  21. Apr 26 23:33:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Y̢o҉̨͢u,̨͞ ͏̴l͝i҉́͡k̶̵e̸̛ ̵̀͠mȩ̴
  22. Apr 26 23:33:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̀͜It̡ ̧͟sh̕al̵͢l̷ b̷̨e̵̛
  23. Apr 26 23:33:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͘M̢͟҉e͏̵,̀ ͠lį͡ḱ͘͜e͏͘ y̴̕͠o̸ư̶
  24. Apr 26 23:33:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̶̸Q́u̸͘i͏t̴͝e̴ ҉̢͞t͏r̷u̴͠e
  25. Apr 26 23:33:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> It keeps trying to make sound and noise
  26. Apr 26 23:34:17 <Melons> Melanie forgets to breathe for a little while, though presumably breathing is more of a habit in the dream world than necessary. "...Missingno?"
  27. Apr 26 23:36:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mi̷̧ś͢͞s̛͜i̧̡n̨͟g͜ ̶w̴h̨͏a͟t?͏
  28. Apr 26 23:36:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̸̡͝Mi͘ş̶͜ś͢i̴͏n̢͟g͜ ͏̨t͘h͞͏ąt̛̛?̸̢̢
  29. Apr 26 23:36:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͝Ha̛v̧͢͝i̶͡҉n͟g̡͝͞ l̵ac̵͘k̡͝
  30. Apr 26 23:36:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ḿ͜i̧͘xè̸d ś̶͝a̵c҉k
  31. Apr 26 23:37:47 * Melons tries to walk closer to it.
  32. Apr 26 23:38:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> You realize as you move closer that it's not retaining its form, it shifts this way and that and reforms as your viewpoint moves
  33. Apr 26 23:39:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> D̕o͏̵s̸̡҉t ̵̸͡e̷͢͢x̡i̷͝s̢t͢?̷͠
  34. Apr 26 23:39:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͢͝͞E͞͏̨x̶iś͠t ̀͝su͝f̴̕f͜é͢r?͞
  35. Apr 26 23:39:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̢͠B͠r̵e͝a̢k̷͡,̛ ́d͞e̴͘şi̢r̵̢ę?̵̡͠
  36. Apr 26 23:39:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> S̴̨w̵i͢t̀͢͠c̵h̡͏, ͘͞p͘͟le͏̶́a̶̕s̀e͘͜?
  37. Apr 26 23:40:32 <Melons> "Um...uh...switch...what?"
  38. Apr 26 23:41:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Y̨̧͠o͢͟u̸̧͠ ̢̕͏h͜a̢͡v҉̧e͜ ͘bơ͝ḑ͘͡y̛
  39. Apr 26 23:41:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ì̶ ͘n͜o̸̵b͢ǫ͜d̴̢y͜
  40. Apr 26 23:41:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̢Wà̕n̵ţ̡ ͞b̕o͢͟d̸y͏̧̧
  41. Apr 26 23:41:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͜A̴̧͠n̨ybǫ͞d̴y̨͢
  42. Apr 26 23:42:06 <Melons> "You want my...the hell would I even get out of it? And what would you do?"
  43. Apr 26 23:43:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> W͠h̴̴̶y͜ ͜͏g̢̛͢e̶͟t̵̴͏ out͢?͟
  44. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̕͘I̴͟ ̷̨w̛͡àn̶̢͠t̴ ̢͟͡t͠a̶͜͝k̴è
  45. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̸T̛҉a̧҉̷k͏e ͘͟w͝҉h̀a͏t ̴wa̷͘ńt͠
  46. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͢B̢e͏҉͏c̕͠ò̡͢m҉̛ę͡ ̶̀r̸e͜a͢l
  47. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̸͟͜Y̢̛o̵u͜ ͞s̵͘͜i͏c̡ḱ̢
  48. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ҉̸̀I̢ ś̷̕i̴c͏k̸
  49. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> S̷̡͞i̷͜͠c̸̸͞k̵ ͝s̸̨h̨͝á͘r̶é
  50. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͢C̢u̢r͡e̵̢̨ ͏͏ḿy̢͠ ̨s̸͏i̷cķ̴
  51. Apr 26 23:43:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͏͝g̸iv̢̀͘e̶͠ ̛́͝ý̸o̧u͠ ̡̀͜s̀͢͝i̧͜c͝k
  52. Apr 26 23:44:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Something...congeals in front of it. It's something like...a mirror, but in several shards.
  53. Apr 26 23:45:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Un̨d͜e̕͏r҉҉ ̷͠m̧͝a̴̡͢sk҉̀
  54. Apr 26 23:45:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͟V͠è͢r͝y͠ ̛́s͘͘íck
  55. Apr 26 23:45:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̶L̡i͏̀ke̕ ̶͟m̕҉e̴̡
  56. Apr 26 23:45:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ò̢͠nl̛͘y̛ ̀͡s͞ick̡̡ ̸́ć̨͠a̧̨̢n͟҉ s͜͜͢ha̶͟r̸͝͞è̵͜
  57. Apr 26 23:45:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̛O̧n͠҉l̶y̨̛͞ ҉s̕͝h̛a̴͘͞ŗ̧́è̵ ̀b̡͟e̡͜ s̨i̷͠c̸k̛
  58. Apr 26 23:46:32 <Melons> "Yeah, asthma isn't really a sickness in the normal sense...wait, how would you e- whatever...what's that?" She glances apprehensively towards the shards.
  59. Apr 26 23:47:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> U̸͘͡nd̵́͠er ̀͞ḿ͏̴as̛k̶͞
  60. Apr 26 23:47:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̵̶͢h̶͢͟e̷͡e̛͏̀ḩ͜͝e͜eh́͜e̴h̷̀҉e̕͘͟e̶̢e͡h̸̴͝a̷͘á̶h͜o̵̵͜ơ̸͡heè̢
  61. Apr 26 23:47:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's basically a broken, fragmented mirror. You can see yourself in it
  62. Apr 26 23:48:47 * Melons looks in more directly. "...you want me to take the mask off?"
  63. Apr 26 23:49:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> S̸̛̀̕e͏̸̡̕e͜͏͏ ̷̵̨̛͠y̷̸̧o̷̡̕u͏̴̛͜͝ŕ̵͟ş̷͟e̷ĺf͏̵̴̛̕
  64. Apr 26 23:49:38 <Melons> Uh...whatever...it's probably going to be stupid jumbled stuff, not like dreams have real physics. With some hesitation, she removes the mask.
  65. Apr 26 23:50:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> You don't have a face. Underneath the mask is a jumbled garble of abstract shapes, although more organized than in the case of this THING. There's some shapes approximating a nose or eyes or mouth, but there are also plenty of writhing abstract squiggles
  66. Apr 26 23:51:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> S̷͞ic̵̡k̷͘ ̷͜͡l͜͟į̵ke͞ ̵̕m̧e͏
  67. Apr 26 23:51:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̨D̨̡o̸ ͢͡yo̴̕͠u͜ s̨e͏̵̧e͠
  68. Apr 26 23:52:48 <Melons> She quickly slides it back on. "...I see a broken image, in a broken mirror, in a broken reality of a dream...w-why would it mean anything to me, I could even teach one of my pokemon how to make it look like this happened!"
  69. Apr 26 23:54:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ǹ̷̢ow͜ ͏́ỳo̴͝ù͜͜ ̛͏͢k҉̕n͞o̧͘͝w̛͠
  70. Apr 26 23:54:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̧T̶i̶͝m͘e̛͘ ̷̡͘f҉ò̴r҉ ̢s͏h͡ơ͞w̸̨!͝
  71. Apr 26 23:54:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͢Sic̕k,̸̧̕ ̡t҉̵h̀͜͡u͟s̷͠ c͝à̸̛n̵͟ ̨ta̡ķ͢͠e̢͜͏
  72. Apr 26 23:54:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̛O̷̡n̨̧͢l͢͟͡y̢͜͠ ̸̴̛şi̵͜͞ç̶k̀ c͝a̛n̨͠ ̴͢s͝ḩa̴r͞e̵̷͜
  73. Apr 26 23:55:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> The abstract shapes, which had been idle and complacent, moving sluggishly if at all, begin rapidly shifting and moving, the thing entering a state of readyness
  74. Apr 26 23:56:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> I͟ wi̸l̵͡l̕͠ ́ta̛ḱ́ę̷́
  75. Apr 26 23:56:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̕͘T̴̶͢ą͟͝k̢͢ȩ͞ ̢͝t͠a̴͜͞k̴͏é͟ t҉҉̛a̛͘ke̢͞
  76. Apr 26 23:56:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=7PlcjZZ0M98
  77. Apr 26 23:56:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Speeds~
  78. Apr 26 23:57:34 <Melons> "Fuck off..." Mel 20, Ado 11+10
  79. Apr 26 23:58:43 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Mel > Missingno > Ado > Missingno
  80. Apr 26 23:58:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado!
  81. Apr 26 23:59:07 <Melons> Spider Web the weird ass thing!
  82. Apr 26 23:59:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch Aura activates on 2
  83. Apr 26 23:59:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Aura activates on 2: 2 [1d2=2]
  84. Apr 26 23:59:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado hits Glitch 1! All of Ado's moves are replaced by Metronome of the same frequency!
  85. Apr 27 00:00:17 <Melons> "What the fuck..."
  86. Apr 27 00:00:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado has little abstract chunks coming off of it, but it's retaining its shape
  87. Apr 27 00:00:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  88. Apr 27 00:01:11 <Melons> Confuse Ray the broken letter monster.
  89. Apr 27 00:02:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> f͡j͘͝a͏̡͝d̛̀n̡͠l;̷̡͠ķc̢v̵z҉j͟n͜͢k̶͞l;̷
  90. Apr 27 00:02:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> rẁ͏͏ȩ̸i̷͝u̡͜͝op̢͠jn̡̕k̸̷̀l̵m͡;̸c̴x̡͝z͠͝n̶m̸̵;̶͏s҉l4̶e̕̕͞8͝0̷̡9̶̵̵
  91. Apr 27 00:02:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͠8e͏̀w7̵͡u̢̡5̷4͘͡3̷2l̡k̷͠m̵k;n̛͏́
  92. Apr 27 00:02:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch on 2
  93. Apr 27 00:02:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch on 2: 2 [1d2=2]
  94. Apr 27 00:03:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> You hit Glitch 1! All of your moves are replaced by Metronome of the same frequency! You feel yourself start to pull apart, your sense of self begin to distor
  95. Apr 27 00:03:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> t
  96. Apr 27 00:03:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  97. Apr 27 00:03:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Confus
  98. Apr 27 00:03:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Confus: 8 [1d20=8]
  99. Apr 27 00:04:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8+6+16 Struggle on self
  100. Apr 27 00:04:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Struggle on self: 25 [1d8=3]
  101. Apr 27 00:05:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  102. Apr 27 00:05:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Confus
  103. Apr 27 00:05:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Confus: 15 [1d20=15]
  104. Apr 27 00:05:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> It can move!
  105. Apr 27 00:05:20 <Melons> "Fucking fuck, no, you can't fucking break fake reality like that, it's not fair! STOP THAT!"
  106. Apr 27 00:05:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  107. Apr 27 00:05:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  108. Apr 27 00:06:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pain Swap!
  109. Apr 27 00:06:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  110. Apr 27 00:06:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  111. Apr 27 00:06:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Transferred Confusion to Melanie!
  112. Apr 27 00:08:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh right, ahem.
  113. Apr 27 00:08:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> MELANIE!
  114. Apr 27 00:09:03 <Melons> 1d20
  115. Apr 27 00:09:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  116. Apr 27 00:09:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, roll a second d20, and take the worse one
  117. Apr 27 00:09:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, wait, that's a confuse check
  118. Apr 27 00:09:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> NEVER MIND
  119. Apr 27 00:09:44 <Melons> 1d8+7+5 Ouch
  120. Apr 27 00:09:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ouch: 17 [1d8=5]
  121. Apr 27 00:09:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> you don't have to do that, but for any accuracy checks targetting your opponent here~
  122. Apr 27 00:09:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno~
  123. Apr 27 00:10:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6 Move options~
  124. Apr 27 00:10:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Move options~: 2 [1d6=2]
  125. Apr 27 00:10:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation! Data Bug created!
  126. Apr 27 00:11:10 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Mel > Missingno = Data Bug > Ado > Missingno
  127. Apr 27 00:11:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> It spits out what looks like a smaller version of itself, with a more consistent form. Like some kind of block of matter?
  128. Apr 27 00:12:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  129. Apr 27 00:12:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Trace! Traced Ado's Sniper!
  130. Apr 27 00:13:18 <Melons> (>Not using .hack music for this)
  131. Apr 27 00:13:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> (well soooorrrrrrryyyyy)
  132. Apr 27 00:13:41 <Melons> (~)
  133. Apr 27 00:13:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  134. Apr 27 00:13:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  135. Apr 27 00:14:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  136. Apr 27 00:14:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AIR CUTTER
  137. Apr 27 00:14:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AIR CUTTER: 15 [1d20=15]
  138. Apr 27 00:14:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> On Ado, that is
  139. Apr 27 00:15:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+8+1 damage
  140. Apr 27 00:15:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, damage: 12 [2d6=1,2]
  141. Apr 27 00:15:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado!
  142. Apr 27 00:16:04 <Melons> EOT Metronome or AW Metronome? Or other AW Metronome? The point is, Metronome.
  143. Apr 27 00:17:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Why'd it give two. Anyway, TRUMP CARD!
  144. Apr 27 00:18:08 <Melons> 2#1d20 AC2 on Missingno
  145. Apr 27 00:18:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Trump Card's Trump Count mechanic applies to the instance of Metronome you used!
  146. Apr 27 00:18:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC2 on Missingno: 14 [1d20=14], 1 [1d20=1]
  147. Apr 27 00:18:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado tries to basically TACKLE the thing, and...passes right through it. Whoops!
  148. Apr 27 00:20:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno
  149. Apr 27 00:20:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  150. Apr 27 00:20:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  151. Apr 27 00:20:10 <Melons> (Does the Metronome result depend on the frequency of the Metronome that caused it then or is there just no reason to spam anything other than an AW Metronome?)
  152. Apr 27 00:20:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> (no reason not to spam the AW one)
  153. Apr 27 00:20:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> (also if you're not paying attention I've been using Anise on Rizon in #pokemontabletop for my metronome rolls)
  154. Apr 27 00:22:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pain Swap was already used up, so...
  155. Apr 27 00:23:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Ominous Wind on Ado!
  156. Apr 27 00:23:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Ominous Wind on Ado!: 2 [1d20=2]
  157. Apr 27 00:23:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  158. Apr 27 00:23:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  159. Apr 27 00:23:34 <Melons> 1d20 What is even a MEl
  160. Apr 27 00:23:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, What is even a MEl: 20 [1d20=20]
  161. Apr 27 00:23:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> CONFUSION CURED!
  162. Apr 27 00:24:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 jk here's a Probability Control
  163. Apr 27 00:24:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, jk here's a Probability Control: 1 [1d20=1]
  164. Apr 27 00:24:25 <Melons> 1d8+7+5 My face, it hurts
  165. Apr 27 00:24:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, My face, it hurts: 20 [1d8=8]
  166. Apr 27 00:24:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> welp
  167. Apr 27 00:25:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  168. Apr 27 00:25:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  169. Apr 27 00:25:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  170. Apr 27 00:25:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Glitch Pulse!
  171. Apr 27 00:25:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  172. Apr 27 00:25:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 8 [1d20=8]
  173. Apr 27 00:25:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> On Mel
  174. Apr 27 00:25:42 <Melons> It doth hit
  175. Apr 27 00:26:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+30 damage
  176. Apr 27 00:26:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, damage: 48 [3d8=1,4,3]
  177. Apr 27 00:26:36 <Melons> And triggers...Cursed...Bo...dy?
  178. Apr 27 00:27:18 <Melons> Oh, technically confusion wouldn't even allow that. Carry on.
  179. Apr 27 00:27:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, well then!
  180. Apr 27 00:27:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado!
  181. Apr 27 00:27:57 <Melons> Metronome what even is, I don't...should I just Nisuroll my own metronomes?/
  182. Apr 27 00:28:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Sure.
  183. Apr 27 00:28:11 <Melons> First result presumably?
  184. Apr 27 00:28:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah
  185. Apr 27 00:29:26 <Melons> 2#1d20 Ranged Blast 3, RAnge 6 can presumably target both of them?
  186. Apr 27 00:29:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ranged Blast 3, RAnge 6 can presumably target both of them?: 8 [1d20=8], 3 [1d20=3]
  187. Apr 27 00:29:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> !burst is for three (which IS necessary for some things, but not for you yet), !metronome is supposed to give one (but gives two)
  188. Apr 27 00:29:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah, it can
  189. Apr 27 00:29:41 <Melons> But AC4 so fail
  190. Apr 27 00:29:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits Missingno, misses the Data Bug
  191. Apr 27 00:30:03 <Melons> (Might as well use burst anyway, since it's one line)
  192. Apr 27 00:30:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> actually fuck I forgot about SDf evasion
  193. Apr 27 00:30:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> nevermind you miss :/
  194. Apr 27 00:30:51 <Melons> (That was the double roll take the lowest, since it would just be one singular roll for blasts, right?)
  195. Apr 27 00:30:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh right
  196. Apr 27 00:31:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> aaaaaaaaah
  197. Apr 27 00:31:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> okay yeah missu
  198. Apr 27 00:31:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  199. Apr 27 00:31:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  200. Apr 27 00:31:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  201. Apr 27 00:31:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Drain!
  202. Apr 27 00:31:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2 on Ado
  203. Apr 27 00:31:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2 on Ado: 8 [1d20=8]
  204. Apr 27 00:32:22 <Melons> Hit
  205. Apr 27 00:32:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d12+10+30 Glitch damage.
  206. Apr 27 00:32:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch damage.: 59 [3d12=3,4,12]
  207. Apr 27 00:32:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado's part Poison so it's NVE
  208. Apr 27 00:32:48 <Melons> Special or Physical?
  209. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> •Glitch Type deals super effective damage
  210. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> against Electric, Psychic, and Steel Type.
  211. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> •Glitch Type deals not very effective damage
  212. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> against Ghost and Poison Type.
  213. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> •Glitch Type takes super effective damage from
  214. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ghost and Psychic Type.
  215. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> •Glitch Type takes not very effective damage
  216. Apr 27 00:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> from Normal and Electric Type.
  217. Apr 27 00:33:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Special
  218. Apr 27 00:33:59 <Melons> Aight, carry on.
  219. Apr 27 00:34:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado!
  220. Apr 27 00:34:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> wiat no
  221. Apr 27 00:34:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  222. Apr 27 00:34:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  223. Apr 27 00:34:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  224. Apr 27 00:34:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Dimensional Rend on Ado! (Physical, AC 3)
  225. Apr 27 00:34:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Dimensional Rend on Ado! (Physical, AC 3): 11 [1d20=11]
  226. Apr 27 00:35:08 <Melons> Quite hit
  227. Apr 27 00:35:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+30 Glitch Damage
  228. Apr 27 00:35:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Damage: 45 [2d6=1,4]
  229. Apr 27 00:36:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado~
  230. Apr 27 00:36:46 <Melons> Okay then, Mel gets Sniper for 3 turns I guess. Hurray and woo?
  231. Apr 27 00:37:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  232. Apr 27 00:37:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  233. Apr 27 00:37:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  234. Apr 27 00:38:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 Fissure. Targeted at Ado. Ado is KOed at a roll of 30+70-35=65 or lower.
  235. Apr 27 00:38:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Fissure. Targeted at Ado. Ado is KOed at a roll of 30+70-35=65 or lower.: 92 [1d100=92]
  236. Apr 27 00:38:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> SAFE!
  237. Apr 27 00:38:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  238. Apr 27 00:38:53 <Melons> 1d20 Technically I could take a breather, but fuck that
  239. Apr 27 00:38:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Technically I could take a breather, but fuck that: 10 [1d20=10]
  240. Apr 27 00:40:05 <Melons> 2#1d20 Shadow Ball Missingno
  241. Apr 27 00:40:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadow Ball Missingno: 13 [1d20=13], 4 [1d20=4]
  242. Apr 27 00:40:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> You were Glitched, remember
  243. Apr 27 00:40:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel attempts to shadow Ball and Metronomes instead!
  244. Apr 27 00:41:00 <Melons> Oh right.
  245. Apr 27 00:41:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel gets a nice big egg. It smells wonderful. Consume?
  246. Apr 27 00:41:59 <Melons> Ohgodwheredidthisevencomefromwhatisthisevenbuthealthsoyes...
  247. Apr 27 00:42:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  248. Apr 27 00:42:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  249. Apr 27 00:42:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  250. Apr 27 00:42:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Drain!
  251. Apr 27 00:43:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2 on Ado
  252. Apr 27 00:43:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2 on Ado: 1 [1d20=1]
  253. Apr 27 00:43:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> MISS
  254. Apr 27 00:43:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  255. Apr 27 00:43:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  256. Apr 27 00:43:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  257. Apr 27 00:43:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tele-Crash! It dashes straight for Melanie, then disappears...
  258. Apr 27 00:43:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  259. Apr 27 00:43:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 1 [1d20=1]
  260. Apr 27 00:44:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...and lands on your head by accident. It hops off.
  261. Apr 27 00:44:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado!
  262. Apr 27 00:44:52 <Melons> 2#1d20 Low Kick Missingno? Does it even...I don't...what...
  263. Apr 27 00:44:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Low Kick Missingno? Does it even...I don't...what...: 5 [1d20=5], 6 [1d20=6]
  264. Apr 27 00:45:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> That actually hits!
  265. Apr 27 00:45:31 <Melons> DB is twice the target's weight class
  266. Apr 27 00:46:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> DB20
  267. Apr 27 00:46:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> +Trump Count Bonus
  268. Apr 27 00:46:28 <Melons> 6d12+45+20 Suck it, fatty
  269. Apr 27 00:46:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Suck it, fatty: 101 [6d12=8,8,11,7,1,1]
  270. Apr 27 00:47:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHAM! Several chunks of the thing fly off, making it smaller
  271. Apr 27 00:47:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> It seems you've SEVERELY INJURED it
  272. Apr 27 00:48:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch Aura on 2
  273. Apr 27 00:48:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Aura on 2: 1 [1d2=1]
  274. Apr 27 00:48:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado's Glitch Count remains the same!
  275. Apr 27 00:48:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  276. Apr 27 00:48:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  277. Apr 27 00:48:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  278. Apr 27 00:48:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Glitch Pulse on Ado (AC 2)
  279. Apr 27 00:48:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Pulse on Ado (AC 2): 17 [1d20=17]
  280. Apr 27 00:49:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+30 Glitch Damage
  281. Apr 27 00:49:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Damage: 61 [3d8=8,8,5]
  282. Apr 27 00:50:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie~
  283. Apr 27 00:51:05 <Melons> 1d20 My confusions they are many
  284. Apr 27 00:51:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, My confusions they are many: 16 [1d20=16]
  285. Apr 27 00:51:11 <Melons> Or they are gone.
  286. Apr 27 00:52:11 <Melons> 2#1d20 Crush Claw Missingno
  287. Apr 27 00:52:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Crush Claw Missingno: 19 [1d20=19], 3 [1d20=3]
  288. Apr 27 00:52:18 <Melons> AC 3, blark
  289. Apr 27 00:52:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss. Narrowly.
  290. Apr 27 00:52:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  291. Apr 27 00:52:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  292. Apr 27 00:52:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  293. Apr 27 00:53:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Suddenly all the fog turns blue and begins congealing around you, Melanie, and then it takes a bunch of letters (like one of those screens from The Matrix) and all the letters turn, showing razor sharp edges.
  294. Apr 27 00:53:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Blue Screen!
  295. Apr 27 00:54:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 6 actually it's a Burst so it hits both you and Ado
  296. Apr 27 00:54:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 6 actually it's a Burst so it hits both you and Ado: 2 [1d20=2]
  297. Apr 27 00:54:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> MISS
  298. Apr 27 00:54:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> You and Ado manage to dive out of the way of all the terryfyingly sharp letters
  299. Apr 27 00:54:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  300. Apr 27 00:54:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  301. Apr 27 00:54:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  302. Apr 27 00:55:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> That'd violate Tele-crash's frequency, so...
  303. Apr 27 00:55:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  304. Apr 27 00:56:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Stone Edge on Ado, AC 5
  305. Apr 27 00:56:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Stone Edge on Ado, AC 5: 10 [1d20=10]
  306. Apr 27 00:56:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> IZZAT A HIT
  307. Apr 27 00:56:24 <Melons> yes ;-;
  308. Apr 27 00:56:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+30 Rock damage
  309. Apr 27 00:56:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Rock damage: 61 [3d8=8,8,5]
  310. Apr 27 00:56:50 <Melons> Spider-MAn is down.
  311. Apr 27 00:57:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ado's turn is skipped, of course.
  312. Apr 27 00:57:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  313. Apr 27 00:57:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  314. Apr 27 00:57:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  315. Apr 27 00:57:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Since Blue Screen was a Scene move...
  316. Apr 27 00:57:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation!
  317. Apr 27 00:57:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> It creates a second Data Bug!
  318. Apr 27 00:57:41 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Mel > Missingno = Data Bug = Data Bug > Missingno
  319. Apr 27 00:57:55 <Melons> What all can a pass move reach at the moment?
  320. Apr 27 00:58:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> All three of 'em
  321. Apr 27 00:58:39 <Melons> Mel switches to Koa, 20+10 Speed, then proceeds to...Metronome!
  322. Apr 27 00:58:53 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Mel = Koa > Missingno = Data Bug = Data Bug > Missingno
  323. Apr 27 00:59:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> ROOST!
  324. Apr 27 00:59:03 <Melons> Mel Roosts to recover her full life to even...the same number, that was useless.
  325. Apr 27 00:59:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel has all the HP
  326. Apr 27 00:59:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa!
  327. Apr 27 00:59:46 <Melons> 4#1d20 Shadow Claw some fucks, first two are the Missingno roll, second two are data bugs
  328. Apr 27 00:59:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadow Claw some fucks, first two are the Missingno roll, second two are data bugs: 11 [1d20=11], 10 [1d20=10], 12 [1d20=12], 14 [1d20=14]
  329. Apr 27 00:59:53 <Melons> AC2
  330. Apr 27 00:59:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Note that Chaos Aura ONLY applies to AC checks on Missingno itsel- oh you got it
  331. Apr 27 01:00:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT HIT HIT
  332. Apr 27 01:00:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch Aura activates on 2
  333. Apr 27 01:00:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Aura activates on 2: 1 [1d2=1]
  334. Apr 27 01:00:27 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Missingno
  335. Apr 27 01:00:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Missingno: 58 [3d8=6,6,8]
  336. Apr 27 01:00:31 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Bug 1
  337. Apr 27 01:00:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Bug 1: 50 [3d8=4,1,7]
  338. Apr 27 01:00:32 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Bug 2
  339. Apr 27 01:00:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Bug 2: 47 [3d8=4,1,4]
  340. Apr 27 01:00:53 <Melons> And then Quick Switch First Blood to Sleight, Speed 22+10
  341. Apr 27 01:00:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> The bugs instantly POOF
  342. Apr 27 01:01:19 <Melons> 2#1d20 Shadow Ball the fatty
  343. Apr 27 01:01:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadow Ball the fatty: 13 [1d20=13], 18 [1d20=18]
  344. Apr 27 01:01:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno takes a LOT of damage, and then seems to disperse...
  345. Apr 27 01:01:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Only to reform! Chaos Aura broken!
  346. Apr 27 01:01:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, roll your damage
  347. Apr 27 01:02:08 <Melons> 3d10+10+27
  348. Apr 27 01:02:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 3d10+10+27: 52 [3d10=4,8,3]
  349. Apr 27 01:02:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Its body bristles and shifts! All out! All Combat stages raised (in accordance with Auras)
  350. Apr 27 01:04:01 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Missingno = Sleight > Mel >Data Bug = Data Bug > Missingno
  351. Apr 27 01:06:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  352. Apr 27 01:06:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  353. Apr 27 01:06:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  354. Apr 27 01:06:59 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Missingno = Sleight > Mel > (Data Bug) > Missingno
  355. Apr 27 01:07:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation! It creates a new Data Bug!
  356. Apr 27 01:07:16 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Missingno = Sleight > Mel > Data Bug > Missingno
  357. Apr 27 01:07:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  358. Apr 27 01:07:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  359. Apr 27 01:07:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  360. Apr 27 01:08:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Meditate! Atk +1!
  361. Apr 27 01:08:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  362. Apr 27 01:08:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  363. Apr 27 01:08:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  364. Apr 27 01:08:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Data Drain on Sleight! AC 2
  365. Apr 27 01:08:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Data Drain on Sleight! AC 2: 12 [1d20=12]
  366. Apr 27 01:09:11 <Melons> Hit
  367. Apr 27 01:09:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, and I kept forgetting this because of you getting Glitch'd right away, but Missingno is exerting its Pressure!
  368. Apr 27 01:09:52 <Melons> Does the glitch thing fall off if I recall things, or is it per encounter?
  369. Apr 27 01:10:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d12+10+60 'dem combat stages
  370. Apr 27 01:10:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 'dem combat stages: 94 [3d12=11,9,4]
  371. Apr 27 01:10:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Per encounter
  372. Apr 27 01:10:23 <Melons> You forgot to roll it for Sleight
  373. Apr 27 01:10:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh I did
  374. Apr 27 01:10:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2
  375. Apr 27 01:10:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  376. Apr 27 01:10:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Glitch 1!
  377. Apr 27 01:11:24 <Melons> Alright, damage applied and everything's all caught up.
  378. Apr 27 01:11:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Okay. New Round! Missingno!
  379. Apr 27 01:11:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  380. Apr 27 01:11:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  381. Apr 27 01:11:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  382. Apr 27 01:11:53 <Melons> Wait, wasn't that already the new round?
  383. Apr 27 01:12:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ah, let me clarify
  384. Apr 27 01:12:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> You hit off its first health bar
  385. Apr 27 01:12:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> It got its combat stages boosted so that it's natural speed was equal to Sleight
  386. Apr 27 01:13:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> It hadn't gone yet, though, so it used its first turn, where it created the Data Bug, then took its second turn, where it Data Drain'd
  387. Apr 27 01:13:13 <Melons> Oh I see how it all lines up now.
  388. Apr 27 01:13:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah.
  389. Apr 27 01:14:23 * Lenore (Revolution@sux-B1981D1B.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined
  390. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:15] <Melons> Oh I see how it all lines up now.
  391. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:25] <@Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah.
  392. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:37] <@Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway!
  393. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:42] <@Aori_Radidjiu> Confuse Ray! On Sleight!
  394. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:54] <@Aori_Radidjiu> Sleight! I believe his turn is skipped this round?
  395. Apr 27 01:15:08 <Lenore> [02:13:56] * Disconnected
  396. Apr 27 01:15:18 * Aori_Radidjiu has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Lenore))
  397. Apr 27 01:15:26 <Melons> Skipped indeed.
  398. Apr 27 01:15:44 <Lenore> Well, now I can't edit the topic, but I guess it's not that bad since you know where the general flow of things goes
  399. Apr 27 01:15:53 <Lenore> And so!
  400. Apr 27 01:15:54 <Lenore> Melanie!
  401. Apr 27 01:15:57 * Lenore is now known as Aori_Radidjiu
  402. Apr 27 01:17:01 <Melons> 1d20 AC5 Um...I guess Mel is going to Megahorn Missingno...somehow...
  403. Apr 27 01:17:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC5 Um...I guess Mel is going to Megahorn Missingno...somehow...: 1 [1d20=1]
  404. Apr 27 01:17:06 <Melons> Or not.
  405. Apr 27 01:17:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  406. Apr 27 01:17:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  407. Apr 27 01:17:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  408. Apr 27 01:17:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Dimensional Rend!
  409. Apr 27 01:17:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 3 on Sleight
  410. Apr 27 01:17:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 3 on Sleight: 3 [1d20=3]
  411. Apr 27 01:17:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  412. Apr 27 01:17:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  413. Apr 27 01:17:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> W̷̡h̛y͘͞ r͟҉ȩ҉̨s͠i̷̕͡s̸t҉?̛͠
  414. Apr 27 01:17:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͠Y̸͏̶oų͡͠ ͜c̷a҉̡͏n͜ ̷b̢e ̡me҉͝
  415. Apr 27 01:17:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͝I͠ ̕͝t͟͡ą͜ke̛ ͘b̡͏͢o҉d͡y̸̨͟
  416. Apr 27 01:17:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> ́yo͏͠u̸͟ t̴̸͞a̸̸̕k͡é ̷p̶ǫw̢͢eŗ͝
  417. Apr 27 01:18:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  418. Apr 27 01:18:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  419. Apr 27 01:18:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pain Swap is useless now so...
  420. Apr 27 01:18:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  421. Apr 27 01:19:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fury Attack! On Mel, since it can't even hit Sleight
  422. Apr 27 01:19:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  423. Apr 27 01:19:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  424. Apr 27 01:19:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> MISS
  425. Apr 27 01:19:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Missingno!
  426. Apr 27 01:19:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  427. Apr 27 01:19:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  428. Apr 27 01:19:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Drain on Sleight!
  429. Apr 27 01:20:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  430. Apr 27 01:20:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  431. Apr 27 01:20:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d12+10+60 A ring forms around Sleight, and then drags itself away from him, pulling bits and pieces of him along with it
  432. Apr 27 01:20:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, A ring forms around Sleight, and then drags itself away from him, pulling bits and pieces of him along with it: 84 [3d12=8,3,3]
  433. Apr 27 01:22:03 <Melons> Only by the miracle of ghost resisting Glitch is Sleight still around.
  434. Apr 27 01:22:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Sleight!
  435. Apr 27 01:23:00 <Melons> Vicious triggers, +1 Attack CS, +1 Accuracy, +2 crit range.
  436. Apr 27 01:23:06 <Melons> Oh wait.
  437. Apr 27 01:23:10 <Melons> That requires the move itself
  438. Apr 27 01:23:11 <Melons> Damn.
  439. Apr 27 01:23:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  440. Apr 27 01:23:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh wow
  441. Apr 27 01:23:56 <Melons> 1d20 Foul Play on Missingno I guess, inb4 1
  442. Apr 27 01:23:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Foul Play on Missingno I guess, inb4 1: 3 [1d20=3]
  443. Apr 27 01:24:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno has 30 Atk after its combat stages, for the purposes of your roll
  444. Apr 27 01:24:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> WELP
  445. Apr 27 01:24:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> MISS
  446. Apr 27 01:24:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel!
  447. Apr 27 01:26:17 * Melons apparently dives under...dream fog letter water? What? I don't. What?
  448. Apr 27 01:26:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yep, totally works
  449. Apr 27 01:26:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  450. Apr 27 01:26:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  451. Apr 27 01:26:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  452. Apr 27 01:26:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  453. Apr 27 01:27:01 <Melons> (That shitty moment when I don't want to use Ghost Step since it's Daily x3 and may very well end up needing it while conscious)
  454. Apr 27 01:27:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Mega Kick, AC 6
  455. Apr 27 01:27:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Mega Kick, AC 6: 4 [1d20=4]
  456. Apr 27 01:27:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> boo
  457. Apr 27 01:27:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  458. Apr 27 01:27:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  459. Apr 27 01:27:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  460. Apr 27 01:27:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation!
  461. Apr 27 01:28:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> There are now 2 Data Bugs!
  462. Apr 27 01:28:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round!
  463. Apr 27 01:28:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  464. Apr 27 01:28:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  465. Apr 27 01:28:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  466. Apr 27 01:28:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Drain! Sleight's the only legal target.
  467. Apr 27 01:28:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  468. Apr 27 01:28:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 9 [1d20=9]
  469. Apr 27 01:29:05 <Melons> Sleight is most certainly down.
  470. Apr 27 01:29:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d12+10+60 yeah
  471. Apr 27 01:29:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, yeah: 91 [3d12=7,10,4]
  472. Apr 27 01:29:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno absorbs the entirety of Sleight with its Data Drain. But you're not there to see it
  473. Apr 27 01:29:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel!
  474. Apr 27 01:30:07 <Melons> 1d20 Explode on Missingno, Burst 1ing however many possible Data Bugs as well. AC2
  475. Apr 27 01:30:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Explode on Missingno, Burst 1ing however many possible Data Bugs as well. AC2: 6 [1d20=6]
  476. Apr 27 01:30:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit! Somehow.
  477. Apr 27 01:30:41 <Melons> 2d8+10+5 Such wet, very wow
  478. Apr 27 01:30:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Such wet, very wow: 24 [2d8=2,7]
  479. Apr 27 01:31:08 <Melons> And send out Koa
  480. Apr 27 01:31:20 <Melons> 20 +10 Speed
  481. Apr 27 01:31:35 <Melons> So, same as Mel.
  482. Apr 27 01:31:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> It doesn't seem to do anything to Missingno, but the Data Bugs flinch a little (not the status~)
  483. Apr 27 01:31:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa!
  484. Apr 27 01:32:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, right
  485. Apr 27 01:32:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 GLITCH?
  486. Apr 27 01:32:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, GLITCH?: 2 [1d2=2]
  487. Apr 27 01:32:53 <Melons> Ohgodwhy
  488. Apr 27 01:32:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> You are now GLITCH 2! Whenever you metronome, Missingno picks the result it wants out of the first two you roll.
  489. Apr 27 01:33:32 <Melons> 3#1d20 Well, Shadow Claw the fucks again, first is Missingno, others are bugs
  490. Apr 27 01:33:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Well, Shadow Claw the fucks again, first is Missingno, others are bugs: 10 [1d20=10], 15 [1d20=15], 16 [1d20=16]
  491. Apr 27 01:34:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hithithit!
  492. Apr 27 01:34:06 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Missingno
  493. Apr 27 01:34:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Missingno: 46 [3d8=1,6,1]
  494. Apr 27 01:34:10 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Tweedle dee
  495. Apr 27 01:34:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2
  496. Apr 27 01:34:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  497. Apr 27 01:34:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Tweedle dee: 54 [3d8=2,7,7]
  498. Apr 27 01:34:14 <Melons> 3d8+10+28 Tweedle dum(b?)
  499. Apr 27 01:34:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Tweedle dum(b?): 59 [3d8=7,7,7]
  500. Apr 27 01:34:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa is Glitch 1!
  501. Apr 27 01:34:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tweedle Dee and Dum are down!
  502. Apr 27 01:34:45 <Melons> Check 'em, lucky 7's
  503. Apr 27 01:35:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  504. Apr 27 01:35:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  505. Apr 27 01:35:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  506. Apr 27 01:35:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  507. Apr 27 01:35:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chatter!
  508. Apr 27 01:36:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2 on Koa
  509. Apr 27 01:36:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2 on Koa: 7 [1d20=7]
  510. Apr 27 01:36:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+60
  511. Apr 27 01:36:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d6+10+60: 81 [2d6=6,5]
  512. Apr 27 01:36:38 <Melons> That's a ghost.
  513. Apr 27 01:36:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chatter is Flying type
  514. Apr 27 01:36:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> W̴̧͠h̸̵͢y ̵́͝h͠u͢r̵t
  515. Apr 27 01:36:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̧͢a ̶́b́͠i̴͟͞rd
  516. Apr 27 01:36:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̴̢͜l̷͢ik͜͟e̵̷ ̀͢͢m͏͜e̵͏͜?̡
  517. Apr 27 01:36:53 <Melons> TIL
  518. Apr 27 01:37:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> At least, in the PTU handbook it is
  519. Apr 27 01:37:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nope it's flying in the games too
  520. Apr 27 01:37:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Missingno!
  521. Apr 27 01:37:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  522. Apr 27 01:37:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  523. Apr 27 01:38:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation! 1 New Data Bug, coming up!
  524. Apr 27 01:38:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa!
  525. Apr 27 01:39:15 <Melons> 1d20 Low Kick fatty. Who might be less fat now? Oh well.
  526. Apr 27 01:39:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Low Kick fatty. Who might be less fat now? Oh well.: 4 [1d20=4]
  527. Apr 27 01:39:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss!
  528. Apr 27 01:39:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  529. Apr 27 01:39:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Aqua Tail!
  530. Apr 27 01:40:15 <Melons> 2#1d20 First is Missingno, second is bug AC4
  531. Apr 27 01:40:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, First is Missingno, second is bug AC4: 3 [1d20=3], 15 [1d20=15]
  532. Apr 27 01:40:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss, Hit!
  533. Apr 27 01:40:42 <Melons> 2d10+10+5 We a mermaid now or something.
  534. Apr 27 01:40:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, We a mermaid now or something.: 27 [2d10=7,5]
  535. Apr 27 01:41:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHOMP. The Data Bug doesn't seem to like that!
  536. Apr 27 01:41:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  537. Apr 27 01:41:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  538. Apr 27 01:41:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  539. Apr 27 01:42:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> First, it Traces Koa's Parry!
  540. Apr 27 01:42:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Then!
  541. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sun Apr 27 01:42:08 2014
  542.  
  543. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sun Apr 27 01:42:08 2014
  544.  
  545. Apr 27 01:42:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> It uses...
  546. Apr 27 01:42:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Power Up Punch! On Melanie!
  547. Apr 27 01:42:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Power Up Punch! On Melanie!: 14 [1d20=14]
  548. Apr 27 01:42:55 <Melons> Ouch.
  549. Apr 27 01:43:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8+6+30 +1 Atk!
  550. Apr 27 01:43:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, +1 Atk!: 37 [1d8=1]
  551. Apr 27 01:43:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  552. Apr 27 01:43:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  553. Apr 27 01:43:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  554. Apr 27 01:43:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 1=Metro, 2=Create
  555. Apr 27 01:43:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1=Metro, 2=Create: 2 [1d2=2]
  556. Apr 27 01:43:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> Creation! There are now 2 DATA BUGS
  557. Apr 27 01:44:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Missingno!
  558. Apr 27 01:44:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  559. Apr 27 01:44:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  560. Apr 27 01:44:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fusion Bolt!
  561. Apr 27 01:44:55 <Melons> WhatdidIdotodeservethis?
  562. Apr 27 01:45:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2 on Koa
  563. Apr 27 01:45:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2 on Koa: 16 [1d20=16]
  564. Apr 27 01:45:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+30 Physical Electric on Koa
  565. Apr 27 01:45:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Physical Electric on Koa: 56 [3d8=8,7,1]
  566. Apr 27 01:45:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa!
  567. Apr 27 01:46:51 <Melons> 2#1d20 I guess throw both smacks at Missingno
  568. Apr 27 01:46:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, I guess throw both smacks at Missingno: 12 [1d20=12], 4 [1d20=4]
  569. Apr 27 01:47:12 <Melons> AC3, but I think second one misses anyways?
  570. Apr 27 01:47:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> By the way, helpful reminder that Malediction works despite being Glitched
  571. Apr 27 01:47:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Second one misses
  572. Apr 27 01:47:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> First one hits!
  573. Apr 27 01:47:41 <Melons> 1d8+6+28
  574. Apr 27 01:47:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 1d8+6+28: 35 [1d8=1]
  575. Apr 27 01:48:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  576. Apr 27 01:49:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Withdraw!
  577. Apr 27 01:49:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> You huddle up in a ball and stay inyour happy place :/
  578. Apr 27 01:49:46 <Melons> Are you saying she wasn't already withdrawn?
  579. Apr 27 01:49:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug 1!
  580. Apr 27 01:49:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  581. Apr 27 01:49:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  582. Apr 27 01:50:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  583. Apr 27 01:50:03 <Melons> (It says you can only use self-targeting moves while withdrawn...which Metronome technically is...)
  584. Apr 27 01:50:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Mmmhmmm)
  585. Apr 27 01:50:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Which means you don't have to leave it to attack)
  586. Apr 27 01:50:42 <Melons> (Introvert sorcery ftw)
  587. Apr 27 01:50:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Missingno had to choose between THAT and V-CREATE IN THE FACE)
  588. Apr 27 01:51:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Steamroller!
  589. Apr 27 01:51:22 <Melons> (Losing 1 CS in each defense and Speed would still have been pretty bad!)
  590. Apr 27 01:51:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 hitting Koa, despite doubleresist
  591. Apr 27 01:51:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, hitting Koa, despite doubleresist: 20 [1d20=20]
  592. Apr 27 01:51:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHOA
  593. Apr 27 01:52:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d6+20+30 Flinch. Not like that does anything
  594. Apr 27 01:52:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Flinch. Not like that does anything: 59 [4d6=1,3,2,3]
  595. Apr 27 01:52:13 <Melons> Dicey, ur2mean
  596. Apr 27 01:52:16 <Melons> Koa down.
  597. Apr 27 01:52:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> You are now alone.
  598. Apr 27 01:52:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug 2!
  599. Apr 27 01:52:45 <Melons> Well it's not like they were real to begin with.
  600. Apr 27 01:52:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  601. Apr 27 01:52:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  602. Apr 27 01:53:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Dimensional Rend!
  603. Apr 27 01:53:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 3
  604. Apr 27 01:53:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 3: 12 [1d20=12]
  605. Apr 27 01:53:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+30 Glitch Damage
  606. Apr 27 01:53:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Damage: 48 [2d6=2,6]
  607. Apr 27 01:53:52 <Melons> Physical or Special?
  608. Apr 27 01:53:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Physical
  609. Apr 27 01:54:00 <Melons> Aw.
  610. Apr 27 01:54:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Remember you have +15 DR~
  611. Apr 27 01:54:38 * Melons is quite visibly in some pain.
  612. Apr 27 01:54:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  613. Apr 27 01:54:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  614. Apr 27 01:54:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  615. Apr 27 01:54:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  616. Apr 27 01:55:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Fell Stinger
  617. Apr 27 01:55:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Fell Stinger: 11 [1d20=11]
  618. Apr 27 01:55:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6+5+30 damage
  619. Apr 27 01:55:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, damage: 38 [1d6=3]
  620. Apr 27 01:56:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round!
  621. Apr 27 01:57:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Need some help?" A familiar voice pops up behind you
  622. Apr 27 01:58:01 <Melons> OHGODIT'SDEMONCHILDREN!
  623. Apr 27 01:59:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Turning to face it, you find it's...Mirai! Just like she was when you last saw her! You get the feeling it's not the REAL Mirai, but that's beside the point. "You're not alone, okay? I'm here for you!"
  624. Apr 27 02:00:48 * Melons almost has a little heart attack before figuring out real Mirai probably isn't actually in any danger at the moment, but her heart sinks nonetheless from not only having to be bailed out by the one she wanted to protect, but by a dream shade of her instead!
  625. Apr 27 02:02:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://pastebin.com/La5fB6C5
  626. Apr 27 02:02:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> She tosses a Pokeball, and out pops Cinder, her Typhlosion! Seems to be the only Pokeball she has, though!
  627. Apr 27 02:03:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> You may issue Orders to either of htem, or let them move on their own. Cinder is first in turn order, Mirai is last.
  628. Apr 27 02:04:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cinder!
  629. Apr 27 02:04:16 <Melons> OhgodwhywouldIevenorderaroundsomeonebetterthanme?
  630. Apr 27 02:05:23 * Melons is going to remain withdrawn and non-leadery, thank you very much.
  631. Apr 27 02:05:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Cinder, get 'em all at once! Shadow Claw!"
  632. Apr 27 02:06:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3#1d20
  633. Apr 27 02:06:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3#1d20: 7 [1d20=7], 3 [1d20=3], 14 [1d20=14]
  634. Apr 27 02:06:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno is hit, one of the data bugs is missed, and the other Data bug is hit!
  635. Apr 27 02:07:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+31 Ghost damage
  636. Apr 27 02:07:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Ghost damage: 44 [2d6=1,2]
  637. Apr 27 02:07:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> The data bug Cinder hit is obliterated!
  638. Apr 27 02:07:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch
  639. Apr 27 02:07:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch: 1 [1d2=1]
  640. Apr 27 02:07:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cinder is uncorrupted!
  641. Apr 27 02:08:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  642. Apr 27 02:08:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  643. Apr 27 02:08:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  644. Apr 27 02:09:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Data Drain on Mirai
  645. Apr 27 02:09:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Data Drain on Mirai: 6 [1d20=6]
  646. Apr 27 02:09:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> H̵ơ͜w̡̨̛ ̛cưt̢̧e̶͏
  647. Apr 27 02:09:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̸̀ni̷̕͟ce҉̸̷ ͏̷çrá̕f͘͟t̛!
  648. Apr 27 02:09:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͏̸M͞u͜s̵t́͟ ̡̕b̷r̨ea̢k͡
  649. Apr 27 02:09:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̛͠S̢o̧͠r͜r̛͘y҉
  650. Apr 27 02:09:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit!
  651. Apr 27 02:09:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d12+10+60
  652. Apr 27 02:09:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d12+10+60: 77 [3d12=1,4,2]
  653. Apr 27 02:11:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> A ring of data latches on to Mirai and pulls her apart, leaving her missing chunks all over her body. She scratches where her missing cheek is. "O. Th.s i. un.or.u.at.."
  654. Apr 27 02:11:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  655. Apr 27 02:11:41 <Melons> Fuggit, Metronome.
  656. Apr 27 02:12:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> >Making Missingno choose between two variants of the same move
  657. Apr 27 02:12:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, they're not the same
  658. Apr 27 02:12:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> in PTU
  659. Apr 27 02:12:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> and Clamp is really weird so
  660. Apr 27 02:12:49 <Melons> Quite different.
  661. Apr 27 02:12:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Infestation!
  662. Apr 27 02:13:09 <Melons> 1d20 AC4 on the Missingno fucker
  663. Apr 27 02:13:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC4 on the Missingno fucker: 2 [1d20=2]
  664. Apr 27 02:13:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss!
  665. Apr 27 02:13:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Data Bug!
  666. Apr 27 02:13:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  667. Apr 27 02:13:26 <Melons> Back to hiding in my little ball of comfort.
  668. Apr 27 02:13:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  669. Apr 27 02:13:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tele-crash on Cinder!
  670. Apr 27 02:13:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 It dashes at Cinder, before disappearing...
  671. Apr 27 02:13:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, It dashes at Cinder, before disappearing...: 1 [1d20=1]
  672. Apr 27 02:14:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> and also lands on Cinder's head. It jumps off, a little flustered
  673. Apr 27 02:14:15 <Melons> MALEDICTION YOU FUCKHEAD!
  674. Apr 27 02:14:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> IT JUMPS OFF AND FALLS RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR
  675. Apr 27 02:14:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> INSTANT KO
  676. Apr 27 02:14:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> (giggling so hard now)
  677. Apr 27 02:15:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  678. Apr 27 02:15:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  679. Apr 27 02:15:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
  680. Apr 27 02:15:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Pain Swap is useless at the moment, soooo
  681. Apr 27 02:15:24 <Melons> (I'm painfully remembering Sonic 2 and 3 glitches where you fall through the floor and die.)
  682. Apr 27 02:15:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Do you remember that pit in Mystic Cave? Not a glitch, but fucking horrifying)
  683. Apr 27 02:16:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Trump Card!
  684. Apr 27 02:16:06 <Melons> (The one that repeats unless you figure out where to jump?)
  685. Apr 27 02:16:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> (nono, the one that's too deep for you to possibly get out of)
  686. Apr 27 02:16:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 on Mel
  687. Apr 27 02:16:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, on Mel: 9 [1d20=9]
  688. Apr 27 02:16:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+8+30
  689. Apr 27 02:16:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d6+8+30: 44 [2d6=4,2]
  690. Apr 27 02:16:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Trump Count Bonus on Metronome!
  691. Apr 27 02:17:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round!
  692. Apr 27 02:17:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cinder!
  693. Apr 27 02:17:08 * Melons is in a lot of pain.
  694. Apr 27 02:17:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> wait oh I forgot
  695. Apr 27 02:17:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai!
  696. Apr 27 02:17:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> She runs over and administers a Super Potion on you. "I w.n'. l.t y.u d.e!"
  697. Apr 27 02:18:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Despite being all fragmented, she's doing her best!
  698. Apr 27 02:19:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d6+3+35 Heal this much
  699. Apr 27 02:19:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Heal this much: 46 [3d6=1,3,4]
  700. Apr 27 02:19:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Cinder!
  701. Apr 27 02:19:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Shadow Claw that Missingfucker
  702. Apr 27 02:19:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Shadow Claw that Missingfucker: 17 [1d20=17]
  703. Apr 27 02:19:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT
  704. Apr 27 02:19:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+31
  705. Apr 27 02:19:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d6+10+31: 51 [2d6=6,4]
  706. Apr 27 02:19:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2
  707. Apr 27 02:19:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  708. Apr 27 02:20:03 <Melons> Now if only he was my mon for that sweet, sweet ghostbuff
  709. Apr 27 02:20:28 <Melons> ...although Shadow Claw IS supposed to be EOT...
  710. Apr 27 02:20:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh it is
  711. Apr 27 02:20:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> HERP
  712. Apr 27 02:20:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> INSTEAD
  713. Apr 27 02:20:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Lava Plume
  714. Apr 27 02:20:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Lava Plume: 10 [1d20=10]
  715. Apr 27 02:21:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+32 Fire Damage
  716. Apr 27 02:21:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Fire Damage: 54 [3d8=5,6,1]
  717. Apr 27 02:21:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Heat Mirage Activates!
  718. Apr 27 02:21:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> That...
  719. Apr 27 02:21:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...the attack didn't seem to really do anything to Missingno
  720. Apr 27 02:22:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno!
  721. Apr 27 02:22:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d6
  722. Apr 27 02:22:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  723. Apr 27 02:22:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Glitch Pulse on Cinder!
  724. Apr 27 02:22:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Pulse on Cinder!: 15 [1d20=15]
  725. Apr 27 02:22:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+60
  726. Apr 27 02:22:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+60: 78 [3d8=2,5,1]
  727. Apr 27 02:23:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cinder looks like he's seen better days. The burst of corrupted data seems to have left little squiggles and weirdshapes all over him.
  728. Apr 27 02:23:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  729. Apr 27 02:24:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Fell STinger!
  730. Apr 27 02:24:53 <Melons> 1d20 Why am I even rolling
  731. Apr 27 02:24:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Why am I even rolling: 12 [1d20=12]
  732. Apr 27 02:25:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit!
  733. Apr 27 02:25:06 <Melons> 1d6+5+5
  734. Apr 27 02:25:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 1d6+5+5: 14 [1d6=4]
  735. Apr 27 02:25:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Glitch
  736. Apr 27 02:25:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch: 2 [1d2=2]
  737. Apr 27 02:25:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> You are now Glitch 3!
  738. Apr 27 02:25:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> You feel formless, strange, rather unlike yourself
  739. Apr 27 02:26:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> W͡ȩ̡͟ ̕ma̸̸t̡͠c̡h͞҉!
  740. Apr 27 02:26:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> ́Ģ̨̛o̴̢ǫ͜͞d͞ ̨̛śh̴a̸r͞e!
  741. Apr 27 02:27:09 <Melons> "Why can't I have had something like Mako had...or Lesieli..or literally anyone else ever..."
  742. Apr 27 02:27:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> It pulls up the broken mirror again
  743. Apr 27 02:27:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> You look...
  744. Apr 27 02:28:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Just like it.
  745. Apr 27 02:29:09 <Melons> "..."
  746. Apr 27 02:29:22 * Melons averts her gaze.
  747. Apr 27 02:29:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai's expression (she still has a mouth) goes :S. "She's still Melanie, though!"
  748. Apr 27 02:30:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Her voice seems to have been restored
  749. Apr 27 02:31:07 <Melons> "...yeah...but apparently I'm probably not even the real one? Or something?"
  750. Apr 27 02:31:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> G͢͝oo͡d ͢s̡h̴̕a̢ŗ͟͝e
  751. Apr 27 02:31:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> ̢M̸̷͢a͟k͏͞e ̡v͏͞i̵̡s̢i͏̧t̀
  752. Apr 27 02:31:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> ͡S̴̶͡t̛a̵̧y̴̵ ͘a̶̕r͡҉o͞un̴͝d̡
  753. Apr 27 02:31:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> H̛ą̶v̶̷̕e ̨f̛ú͜n̶͘!
  754. Apr 27 02:32:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> All the abstract shapes in it rotate superfast and then combine, coalescing into....
  755. Apr 27 02:32:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...a copy of you! "Ah, I have form~! Such solidity, such lucidity!"
  756. Apr 27 02:33:23 * Melons looks more than a little unnerved.
  757. Apr 27 02:34:05 <Melons> Or...is? She has no fucking idea what she looks like at this point.
  758. Apr 27 02:35:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> She gives herself a feel over before grabbing the fakeMirai's hand. FakeMirai recoils at her grasp, but doesn't seem to be able to break free, or do anything about MissingMel planting a kiss on her lips. "Ah, is this what connection of the flesh is like? Such a wonderful concept, it boggles the mind~"
  759. Apr 27 02:36:27 <Melons> "...if you take my body, what happens to me?"
  760. Apr 27 02:38:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> She lets go of Mirai, grinning. "Well, considering we're now inextricably linked, whenever you reform your sense of self you might be able to boot me out~! Not that I want that!" She sticks out her tongue in a mocking way, before stopping and absentmindedly licking a finger, her eyes widening. "Oh, the senses~"
  761. Apr 27 02:39:08 <Melons> "'Sense of self?' I know who I am."
  762. Apr 27 02:39:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Do you really?"
  763. Apr 27 02:39:38 <Melons> "...y-y...yes..."
  764. Apr 27 02:39:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Your concept in the book and your concept of what you are are in mismatch~"
  765. Apr 27 02:39:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Best start some book learning!"
  766. Apr 27 02:40:36 <Melons> "I don't care what's in any book other than the ones I've got in the waking world..."
  767. Apr 27 02:41:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I can't take the place of someone who's concept is solid~! They have to be changed from what they should be, aberrations~. And you are the perfect little aberration, you even made it so you couldn't wake up in the middle of this! I'm so thankful~!"
  768. Apr 27 02:42:04 <Melons> "No one's fucking taking my place!...I can't...I don't think I can win here right now...but you are NOT fucking replacing me!"
  769. Apr 27 02:45:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Sorry sweetie~! Your body's calling, you don't want to go in a coma do you~? They might dispose of you while you're away, since you'd become a body that wastes air and space! We'll meet again when your body sleeps yet again, so, toodles~!" She does a hairflip and a wink before her whole body disappears from the blackness of the Nightmare
  770. Apr 27 02:46:53 <Melons> "Nonono, I wasn't done, it's not...sharing might not be so bad...some information at least...hello?"
  771. Apr 27 02:47:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai's body is starting to reform, and she clenches her fists. "What a bitch! I'm gonna' kick her ass the next time she shows her face, grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
  772. Apr 27 02:48:35 <Melons> "You're not real...you can probably calm down...or go away...or whatever...I don't fucking know..." Mel slumps on the ground.
  773. Apr 27 02:49:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> She flinches at that, her form becoming transparent. "D-don't say that, you need help, that's why you called for me! Who's going to help you get back t-to normal without me!?"
  774. Apr 27 02:50:26 <Melons> "'Normal?'"
  775. Apr 27 02:50:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Don't you want your body back? Your sense of self? T-the real me?
  776. Apr 27 02:50:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> "
  777. Apr 27 02:51:25 <Melons> "...I suppose. I mean...I'm not without sympathy...empathy...whatever...but...it's my fucking body..."
  778. Apr 27 02:52:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> "She took it without asking, you know! That's not right! Come on, we should go find that book! Or find somewhere that isn't NOTHING, okay?"
  779. Apr 27 02:53:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Or you could do like Med and find your other self and try to merge with her!"
  780. Apr 27 02:53:30 <Melons> "No, fuck that, I don't need my other self, we're going for the fucking book or whatever."
  781. Apr 27 02:54:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> "That's probably a safer bet than the book, didn't you see Med after she fixed herself? She wasn't all buggy or anything, adn THAT BITCH said she could only replace people who have contradictions in the book!"
  782. Apr 27 02:55:15 <Melons> "I don't want to erase the bugs...I want to fucking CONTROL them!"
  783. Apr 27 02:56:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> "W-well, I guess that's one way to do it..."
  784. Apr 27 02:56:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa, Ado, and Sleight seem to be getting up around now.
  785. Apr 27 02:57:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Seems that nothing stays knocked out in the dream world.
  786. Apr 27 02:57:45 * Melons recalls them. "Besides...nothing's wrong with a few contradictions...now...where am I?" Is it all still the same thing everywhere?
  787. Apr 27 02:58:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> It is, but you get the feeling (maybe it's from being a glitch?) that so long as you have a destination in mind while you walk, you'll eventually reach it
  788. Apr 27 02:59:00 <Melons> Well it's worked twice now...I mean both had horrific endpoints, but hey, third time's the charm?
  789. Apr 27 02:59:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> You begin your trek through the Nightmare...this is gonna' be a hell of a ride.
  790. Apr 27 03:00:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> </mini>, for now.
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