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unbindall
bind "0" "slot10"
bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"
bind "4" "slot4"
bind "5" "slot5"
bind "6" "slot6"
bind "7" "slot7"
bind "8" "slot8"
bind "9" "slot9"
bind "a" "+moveleft"
bind "b" "buymenu"
bind "c" "radio3"
bind "d" "+moveright"
bind "e" "+use"
bind "f" "+lookatweapon"
bind "g" "drop"
bind "m" "teammenu"
bind "q" "lastinv"
bind "r" "+reload"
bind "s" "+back"
bind "u" "messagemode2"
bind "v" "+voicerecord"
bind "w" "+forward"
bind "x" "radio2"
bind "y" "messagemode"
bind "z" "radio1"

//Shitty Text Binds
bind "=" "noclip"
bind "]" "say BYPASS OVERWATCH TODAY FOR 39.99 AT WWW.AIMWARE.NET"
bind "-" "say gh                                                                           VAC has detected a cheater on this server"
bind "[" "say WWW.TEAMGAMERFOOD.COM"
bind "\" "say You REALLY gotta win those"

//Buy Binds and Simple Shit
bind "HOME" "buy tec9"
bind "END" "buy P250"
bind "PGDN" "buy awp"
bind "INS" "buy defuser
bind "PGUP" "buy vesthelm"
bind "DEL" "buy ak47;buym4a1-s"
bind "leftarrow" "buy smokegrenade"
bind "uparrow" "buy hegrenade"
bind "downarrow" "buy flashbang"
bind "`" "toggleconsole"
bind "SPACE" "+jump"
bind "TAB" "+showscores"
bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
bind "SHIFT" "+speed"
bind "CTRL" "+duck"
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack"
bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
bind "MWHEELUP" "invnext"
bind "MWHEELDOWN" "invprev"

//Viewmodel
cl_bob_lower_amt "5"
cl_bobamt_lat "0.33"
cl_bobamt_vert "0.14"
cl_bobcycle "0.98"
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "1.5"
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0.75"
cl_righthand 0
viewmodel_fov "68"
viewmodel_offset_x "2.500000"
viewmodel_offset_y "0"
viewmodel_offset_z "-1.500000"
viewmodel_presetpos "3"

//Crosshair
cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "5"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "0.100000"
cl_crosshairalpha "255"
cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "0"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
cl_crosshairdot "0"
cl_crosshairgap "-2"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "0"
cl_crosshairsize "2"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "1.5"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"

//Hud Settings
cl_hud_background_alpha "0.5"
cl_hud_bomb_under_radar "1"
cl_hud_color "6"
cl_hud_healthammo_style "0"
cl_hud_playercount_pos "0"
cl_hud_playercount_showcount "0"
cl_hud_radar_scale "1"


//Mouse and Sensitivity
m_customaccel "0"
m_customaccel_exponent "1.05"
m_customaccel_max "0"
m_customaccel_scale "0.04"
m_forward "1"
m_mouseaccel1 "0"
m_mouseaccel2 "0"
m_mousespeed "1"
m_pitch "0.022"
m_rawinput "1"
m_side "0.8"
m_yaw "0.022"
sensitivity 1.5, 400dpi
zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse "0.98"
c_maxdistance "200"
c_maxpitch "90"
c_maxyaw "135"
c_mindistance "30"
c_minpitch "0"
c_minyaw "-135"
m_customaccel "0"
zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse "0.98"

//Do not use unless you are a dank memester, as in me, I'm dank memes or maybe this iTunes gift card.