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  1. [19:21] <~zoofman> last time on MURDERLAND. The band just aquired their FIRST BADGE. and quite a lot of cash. It's still noon, the day is young and there is adventure to be had!
  2. 03[19:21] * Salino is now known as Salino|Ivano
  3. 03[19:22] * Plutonis is now known as Brujo
  4. 06[19:25] * Charlie is finally done being violated by musically crazed fangirls?
  5. [19:25] <Brujo> (huh... BB?)
  6. 03[19:25] * Dynasty (Happymance@sux-BA612603.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #Murderland
  7. [19:25] <~zoofman> As the events of the gym concert died down, questions rose on...what to do with all this money, and well, ya know, what else to do now.
  8. [19:26] <Brujo> <Now! Where shall we buy the van?>
  9. [19:26] <BB> (Oh Soryr.)
  10. [19:26] <BB> (Got pulled away for dinner.)
  11. 03[19:26] * BB is now known as Yvie
  12. [19:27] <Salino|Ivano> "Wasn't there a car lot around here or was I just imagining shit?"
  13. [19:27] <~zoofman> there is INDEED a dealership in Jazz. It's not as fancy as the ones in Octavarium, but appears to have a pretty broad selection.
  14. 01[19:28] <Charlie> Charlie shrugs. "Wasn't there one... Back in that last city we were in?" (We do know it was Octavarium, right? I forgot if we knew the name IC or not)
  15. [19:28] <~zoofman> (of course you do silly goose)
  16. 01[19:29] <Charlie> ( Well, I'm a bit mentally "durr" today :p )
  17. [19:29] <Yvie> "Well, I doubt we could afford the other one anyway. We didn't make -that- much money."
  18. [19:30] <Salino|Ivano> "Hell... I'm not walking back to Octavarium unless we gotta. I bet they got a good van or something here for cheap."
  19. [19:30] <Brujo> <Hah, that's what DIY renovations are for! We get the largest and cheapest van here and modify it ourselves.>
  20. [19:31] <~zoofman> the car dealership is on the opposite side of town, which isn't much a trip or easy to get lost on, since a good amount of the town IS that main stretch
  21. [19:31] <Salino|Ivano> "Sure, why not? Sounds okay to me."
  22. [19:32] <~zoofman> unfortionately, Fuzzy suceeded at the getting lost part.
  23. [19:32] <Yvie> "I'm okay with whatever. As long as it moves, right?"
  24. [19:32] <Yvie> (Dat Fuzzy)
  25. 01[19:32] <Charlie> ( Silly Fuzzy )
  26. [19:33] <Yvie> (His attention span, you could say, is...*shades)
  27. [19:33] <Yvie> (Rather Fuzzy)
  28. [19:33] <~zoofman> that guy who doeesn't talk with the harp is just standing around.
  29. 01[19:33] <Charlie> ( :3 )
  30. [19:33] <Brujo> (boo!)
  31. 06[19:34] * Salino|Ivano waves an arm and starts walking... somewhere! Out and away from the stadium. "Well come on ya buncha turkeys!"
  32. 01[19:34] <Charlie> "You guys ain't gonna completely dismember it, are ya?" Charlie doesn't exactly seem fond of buying a crap car.
  33. 01[19:35] <Charlie> Or, rather, one that's just gonna be for the sake of tearing it apart.
  34. [19:35] <Brujo> <Well, i don't think we can buy a good one with the money we have.>
  35. [19:35] <~zoofman> before long you're standing out front of CAR-NAGE, the local vehicile dealership.
  36. [19:36] <~zoofman> They got...quite a wide selection, even if it is a little odd.
  37. [19:36] <~zoofman> you see a lot of motorcycles, normal sedans and coupes, SUV's...quite a few herses...
  38. [19:36] <~zoofman> near the back are some REALLY BADASS TOUR BUSSES.
  39. [19:37] <Brujo> <That's what i'm talking about!>
  40. [19:37] <~zoofman> the vans though...hm...where the hell are they?
  41. [19:37] <Brujo> (A bus is fine too)
  42. [19:37] <~zoofman> (that's just to taunt you :3)
  43. [19:38] <Salino|Ivano> "You think we can afford some damn bus!? Now where's the vans..."
  44. [19:38] <Yvie> (A hearse would be cool.)
  45. 01[19:38] <Charlie> ( The hell is a hearse? :/ )
  46. [19:38] <Yvie> (Funeral car)
  47. [19:38] <Brujo> (coffinmobile)
  48. 01[19:38] <Charlie> ( How ironic... )
  49. [19:38] <Brujo> (would be cool too)
  50. [19:38] <~zoofman> before long, you notice a car salesman has descended upon you. Skinny scrawny guy with a pale complexion and red hair.
  51. 06[19:38] * Yvie is eyeing the hearses, seeming completely and utterly oblivious to any darker meaning.
  52. [19:38] <Yvie> (OH god is he wearing a plaid suit)
  53. 01[19:38] <Charlie> ( Well, not ironic... But foretelling... )
  54. [19:39] <~zoofman> (no)
  55. [19:39] <Brujo> (...Mask salesmen?)
  56. [19:39] <~zoofman> (he's your typical IM THERE AS SOON AS YOU ARRIVE SALESMAN)
  57. [19:39] <Salino|Ivano> "Let me guess... you're here to sell us a car?"
  58. [19:39] <~zoofman> "You there! Yes, you guys! Welcome to Carna car lot! We got deals for everyone! ON WHEELS!"
  59. [19:40] <~zoofman> he turns to Ivano, "I can tell you're a very astute, wise man!" he chimes.
  60. [19:41] <~zoofman> "I'm guessin' you guys are a new band to the region? totally RADICAL!"
  61. [19:42] <Yvie> "Yep!" she says cheerfully, "We're My Chemical Salamence." Whether she recognizes his feigned enthusiasm or not is hard to tell. She's either dumb as a bag of rocks or a good actress.
  62. 01[19:42] <Charlie> Charlie... Can already tell he isn't gonna like this guy... He decides to take a moment to let out Fable, now fully healed (hopefully), from his PokeBall, and distract himself with her a while.
  63. [19:42] <~zoofman> Indeed, Nurse FABULOUS attended to your companions
  64. [19:43] <~zoofman> "Oooh, totally TUBULOUR band name. Well, if you need a larger vehicle we got tons of options. The busses might be out of your price range, but we got sedans of every make, SUV's, and the hearses are quite popular nowadays!"
  65. [19:44] <Brujo> <RADICAL! YEAH! WE NEED A RADICAL CAR TOO!>
  66. [19:44] <Brujo> (Tubular? oh man is he a surfer?)
  67. [19:44] <Salino|Ivano> "Uhh.... yeah... you got any vans?"
  68. [19:44] <~zoofman> He seems surprised at your inquiry for VANS. He ponders..."Vans...vans...actually...well...there is one now that I think about it..."
  69. [19:45] <Yvie> "Any vans, perhaps?" she asks brightly, ignoring how obnoxious the salesman is.
  70. [19:45] <Brujo> <Something you can strap an airplane turbine, wings and a lot of weapons!>
  71. [19:45] <~zoofman> he starts to look around the lot, you get the sense he's not sure where it is. "We haven't touched it in a while, I know I saw it around here earlier..."
  72. [19:45] <Salino|Ivano> "Oh boy... that either means it's expensive as hell or a piece of shit..."
  73. [19:46] <~zoofman> after a bit of searching around near the back, where the INFERNAL CONTRAPTIONS KNOWN AS PUNCH BUGGIES ARE, you do in fact..."Ah, there it is! The..."
  74. [19:46] <~zoofman> 3d255
  75. [19:47] <~zoofman> (derp)
  76. 03[19:47] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #Murderland
  77. [19:47] <~zoofman> 3d255
  78. [19:47] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d255: 367 [3d255=223,45,99]
  79. 01[19:47] <Charlie> ( Oh God, that's a lot of red. And a little bit of blue... It just might be a little purple :p )
  80. [19:48] <~zoofman> it's...not quite purple...
  81. [19:48] <~zoofman> it's actually sort of pink.
  82. [19:48] <~zoofman> in fact, REALLY pink.
  83. [19:48] <~zoofman> "That pink van!"
  84. [19:48] <Salino|Ivano> (...ah nice way to dice that :3)
  85. [19:49] <Salino|Ivano> "Pink... yeah that's real metal... no wonder it hasn't been bought..."
  86. [19:49] <~zoofman> The van itself is in okay condition.
  87. [19:49] <~zoofman> it looks like a fairly new model, even has leather seats.
  88. [19:49] <~zoofman> but...it's...wel...ya know, pink.
  89. [19:49] <Brujo> (...is that the roll for colors or are you screwing with us?)
  90. [19:49] <Yvie> "It doesn't look bad though," she doesn't seem to mind the color at all.
  91. [19:49] <~zoofman> (color roll. rofl)
  92. [19:50] <~zoofman> "Oh, not at all. Just not a popular color choice," says the salesman. "I'm not even sure why the hell we ordered it!"
  93. 01[19:51] <Charlie> "It ain't like there isn't a place we could pick up a few cans of paint at... Is there?"
  94. [19:51] <Yvie> (Pretty sure there would have been a catch if it were a better color.)
  95. [19:51] <~zoofman> (actually no.)
  96. 01[19:51] <Charlie> ( it's actually more of a magenta color )
  97. [19:51] <~zoofman> (I just wanted to random the color.)
  98. [19:51] <Yvie> "Or any wild smeargles around?" she says with a chuckle.
  99. [19:51] <Yvie> (We should just barge it through a smeargle den.)
  100. [19:51] <Yvie> (Instead of buying paint.)
  101. 06[19:51] * Salino|Ivano gazes into the van through a window and whistles. "Well... she's damn nice actually... we can splash over this pink or something..."
  102. 06[19:52] * Brujo looks at horror at the magenta/pink monstrosity, completely in shock.
  103. [19:52] <~zoofman> "Not that I know of...granted if it's not the color you're looking for, we personally can't do it, but I think there's a person around town who could help you..."
  104. 01[19:53] <Charlie> ( Getting the color changed, though... Does mean we're gonna have to buy the van instead of just leasing it... )
  105. [19:53] <~zoofman> "Either way, feel free to check it out," he opens the car door, they never even bothered to lock it, apparantly, and allows you look around.
  106. 03[19:53] * Larisa (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #Murderland
  107. [19:55] <~zoofman> Ivano, while near the window, does find the little price sheet
  108. [19:56] <Brujo> <...Well, it could be worse.>
  109. [19:56] <~zoofman> it's priced at 28,000 skulls
  110. [19:56] <~zoofman> you also notice...it doesn't list gas milage?
  111. [19:56] <Yvie> (How much do we have total, again?)
  112. 01[19:56] <Charlie> ( 28,000 Skulls? That's a little less than 5000 per person ... Some 4666 ? )
  113. [19:57] <Yvie> "Hm, what's the mileage on this thing?"
  114. [19:57] <~zoofman> The dealer blinks a second, confused.
  115. [19:57] <~zoofman> "OH, you guys are probably foreigners, you wouldnt' know."
  116. [19:58] <~zoofman> "These vehicles are fine lunar engineering, they are electric powered. VERY efficient, a single zap from an electric pokemon can fuel them for a day!"
  117. [19:58] <Salino|Ivano> (sorry if I'm out of it I'm... just not having a good day =X)
  118. 01[19:58] <Charlie> "It's pink... And the other bands here are... Well, I don't know if it'd even have any mileage on it..."
  119. [19:58] <Yvie> "Well, that sure sounds nifty."
  120. 01[19:58] <Charlie> ( Oh crpa, misread that... FUCK. )
  121. 01[19:59] <Charlie> ( Thought it meant mileage like "How many miles are on it?" mileage. )
  122. [19:59] <~zoofman> (it's a new car.)
  123. [19:59] <Salino|Ivano> "...Do any of us even have an electric pokemon? Ah hell... it does sound pretty great though... better than that naco energy or something I heard about from somewhere across the world..."
  124. [20:00] <~zoofman> (anyone inspected the interior yet?)
  125. [20:00] <Brujo> <The lack of an electric to power it is a problem, yes... But not as problematic as this garish paintjob.>
  126. 03[20:00] * Mons is now known as Maxwell
  127. 06[20:00] * Brujo goes to the backdoor of the van and opens it to examine it!
  128. [20:01] <~zoofman> It's quite spacious! Has 3 rows of seats, all nice cushy looking leather, and enough room in the trunk to store whatever you'd really need.
  129. 01[20:01] <Charlie> Charlie can't help but raise an eye at the "use Electric Pokemon" comment. "If you don't mind me asking... How exactly do the Pokemon power it?"
  130. [20:01] <Yvie> "We can catch an electric type easy," She says confidently, "A new paintjob...perhaps not so easy."
  131. [20:03] <~zoofman> The dealer walks around to where a fuel opening would normally be, and opens it up, you see what looks like a D.C. power outlet where the gas cap would normally be. "just plug it in and a good zap should do the job."
  132. [20:03] <Brujo> (Didn't Fuzzy used his voltorb before?)
  133. [20:03] <~zoofman> (you also got a flaffy in the party.)
  134. 01[20:04] <Charlie> "I... see... Mind giving us a quick demo?" Charlie tosses out a PokeBall, revealing... Wait, wasn't that sheep yellow last time anyone else saw it? It's pink now!
  135. [20:04] <~zoofman> "I...think I got some contact information on someone in town who could help you with that, or anything you wanted to modify about the car," he says. "Let me go check in the office..." he walks away to the main building.
  136. [20:04] <Salino|Ivano> (>plug it in D: ohgodwhat)
  137. [20:05] <~zoofman> "The plug's in the trunk. It's open, by the way," he says as he walks back to the office.
  138. [20:06] <Yvie> (It only needs a single xap, dude.)
  139. [20:06] <Yvie> (*zap
  140. [20:06] <Brujo> (oh man now i imagine a sheep raping a van)
  141. [20:06] <~zoofman> on closer inspection you also see a little...light guage near the plug, looks about half full.
  142. 01[20:07] <Charlie> ( Incoming Gents )
  143. 01[20:07] <Charlie> ( Also, that's not the ONLY thing the sheep'll be raping :3 )
  144. [20:08] <~zoofman> that harpy dude seems to be plucking away, excited, he's sitting shotgun at the moment.
  145. 01[20:09] <Charlie> "I... see..." He looks at the system... "This ain't gonna hurt 'im?"
  146. 03[20:11] * Gents (JojoTheAwe@sux-49686989.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #Murderland
  147. [20:11] <~zoofman> The dealer returns with some paper work, "I do indeed have some contact information for a person in town who could helpy ou out with the color problem. And no, it won't hurt yor Flaffy."
  148. 03[20:13] * Gents is now known as Fuzzy
  149. [20:13] <Fuzzy> (What did I miss where?)
  150. 01[20:13] <Charlie> ( We're getting the car stuff done )
  151. 01[20:14] <Charlie> ( It's a pink van. )
  152. [20:14] <~zoofman> harpy seems...really excited.
  153. [20:14] <Fuzzy> ( Pink Van? Man Tier
  154. 01[20:14] <Charlie> ( Also, Voltorb is a Zapper, i think. )
  155. [20:14] <~zoofman> (pretty sure ANYTHING with an electric attack is a zapper)
  156. 01[20:15] <Charlie> ( Does it have Charge? )
  157. [20:15] <Fuzzy> ( No it has Charge )
  158. [20:15] <~zoofman> (zapper is a capability, you sillies)
  159. [20:15] <Brujo> (i think thundershock and such work too)
  160. 01[20:15] <Charlie> ( Charge, Tshock, Tbolt and Discharge for non-Zapper gifted )
  161. 01[20:17] <Charlie> ( Damnit bring Fuzzy back! )
  162. 01[20:17] <Charlie> ( Make him not lost :p )
  163. [20:18] <~zoofman> Fuzzy finally found you guys
  164. [20:18] <~zoofman> in his blind dash of enjoyment around town
  165. [20:18] <~zoofman> (coulda hopped in at any moment.)
  166. [20:19] <Yvie> (We can hit Fuzzy with our van on the way out.)
  167. [20:19] <Fuzzy> ( ^ That )
  168. 01[20:19] <Charlie> ( . . . )
  169. [20:19] <Brujo> (that would work)
  170. [20:19] <~zoofman> (dots dots dots)
  171. [20:20] <Fuzzy> ( I demand this )
  172. [20:21] <Salino|Ivano> (I... I'm sorry... I'm just really in a horrible mood and I dunno that I can play Ivano right now)
  173. [20:21] <Brujo> (:<)
  174. [20:22] <Fuzzy> ( :< )
  175. [20:22] <Yvie> (:<)
  176. [20:22] <Salino|Ivano> (I'm sorry... )
  177. 03[20:23] * Salino|Ivano is now known as YellowYoshi
  178. [20:25] <~zoofman> Either way, the dealer has the paperwork with him, and Harpy has noticed something...intersting about the car.
  179. [20:25] <~zoofman> what it lacks in badass color, HOLY SHIT THE SOUND SYSTEM.
  180. [20:26] <~zoofman> that, and it comes with purple fuzzy dice.
  181. [20:26] <Brujo> (Well, fuck. The van is vindicated)
  182. [20:27] <Yvie> (Should we even paint it now?)
  183. [20:27] <Yvie> (I mean this is pretty goddamn novel.)
  184. 01[20:27] <Charlie> ( What do the dice even have to do with anything? )
  185. [20:27] <Brujo> (We can keep it for ironic reasons. Outhipster team hipster)
  186. [20:27] <~zoofman> you guys are no sound system experts, but you do know music, well most of you do, and DAAAAYUMMM
  187. 01[20:28] <Charlie> 1d20-6 :3
  188. [20:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Charlie, :3: 13 [1d20=19]
  189. [20:28] <~zoofman> XM radio, tons of jacks for other sound sources
  190. [20:28] <Yvie> "Wow, real awesome stereo!"
  191. [20:28] <~zoofman> touch screen interface
  192. 06[20:28] * Brujo puts on the radio while turning the volume to the max.
  193. 01[20:28] <Charlie> Charlie jumps up at the sudden OUTBURST of noise coming from the van. He seems really on edge. "The hell was that?!?"
  194. [20:28] <~zoofman> "Yeah. I guess that was the big selling point of the vehicle when we got it, we...didn't notice the color on the invoice."
  195. [20:29] <~zoofman> you're graced by Highway to Hell, at max volume. How appropriate.
  196. [20:29] <Brujo> <Oh man that's pretty fucking brutal. We take care of the... 'color' later.>
  197. [20:30] <~zoofman> the car is literally shaking from FREQUENCIES
  198. [20:31] <~zoofman> "Well, I got the paperwork right here. Along with the keys and contact information for the local guru. Just sign and she's yours," he yells, barely audible.
  199. 01[20:31] <Charlie> Charlie walks off elsewhere. Damnit, he can't take that kind of high-pressure noise! He goes and checks out the motorcycles real quick.
  200. 01[20:33] <Charlie> If only to get away from the damned NOISE!
  201. 06[20:33] * Yvie rocks out on air guitar to the music.
  202. 01[20:35] <Charlie> ( Are there any motorcycles that sell for less than 12,000 Poke? If not, just ignore Charlie :P )
  203. [20:36] <~zoofman> The motorcycles...come in a wide variety of makes and prices. They average about 10k skulls, though. They have the same charging system as the van. This appears standard
  204. [20:36] <~zoofman> (yay/nay on the van?)
  205. [20:37] <Brujo> (yay)
  206. [20:37] <YellowYoshi> (Ivano says yay)
  207. [20:37] <Fuzzy> ( nay
  208. 01[20:37] <Charlie> (Yay, though Charlie's still getting a motorcycle)
  209. [20:37] <Fuzzy> ( No but seriously yay )
  210. [20:38] <~zoofman> VEHICLE AQUIRED: THE PINK VAN.
  211. 01[20:38] <Charlie> ( cost is 4666.67 per person )
  212. 01[20:38] <Charlie> ( Assuming even split )
  213. [20:39] <Fuzzy> ( Like fuzzy is paying for anything https ever )
  214. [20:39] <~zoofman> after some paperwork and handshaking, the deal is sealed. The keys are turned over, and you recieve the paperwork, including the name and address of...hey, wait a god damn minute.
  215. [20:40] <~zoofman> You can probably guess whose name is on the contact info, Revy, says she's staying at the inn you guys were at last night.
  216. [20:43] <~zoofman> now free from the dealership, and with a pretty interesting vehicle, the question does arise that well, where the hell is the next town anyway?
  217. [20:43] <Yvie> (Also I'm kinda super sleepy over here, so if I go dead for awhile or leave early you know why.)
  218. [20:45] <~zoofman> You know there are three roads out of town, but outside of that not much about what lies beyond them. One road's marked as heading to Mount Rockmore, another leading to The Gathering, and the third is marked Champion's Way.
  219. [20:45] <~zoofman> (you guys do seem kinda tired :I)
  220. [20:45] <Brujo> <All right! Now to see if that panphlet we got has a map!>
  221. [20:47] <~zoofman> (changing computers real quick.)
  222. 03[20:48] * zoof (durrhurr@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #Murderland
  223. 03[20:48] * zoof (durrhurr@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #Murderland
  224. 02[20:48] * ~zoofman (derpaherpa@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
  225. 03[20:49] * zoofman (durrhurr@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #Murderland
  226. 03[20:49] * UboaServ sets mode: +qo zoofman zoofman
  227. [20:49] <~zoofman> There is a map, but it's details aren't exactly as clear as you'd hope for. You see Mount Rockmore leads west out of town, and leads to what looks like a costal town named Babylon
  228. [20:50] <~zoofman> south from town leads to The Gathering, which appears to be a forest, beyond it lies a town called Alpha
  229. [20:50] <Brujo> <Coast city!>
  230. [20:50] <Fuzzy> ( I better get hit by this van )
  231. [20:50] <~zoofman> Champion's Way leads right to the heart of the region, which you assume is the capitol city, and has a few oother cities jutting off its path.
  232. 06[20:51] * Brujo shotguns on the driver seat and tries starting it.
  233. [20:52] <~zoofman> car starts without issue, the dealer was good to his word on its condition.
  234. [20:53] <Brujo> <All right! Everyone get in!>
  235. 03[20:54] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as HigginsvonHiggins
  236. 01[20:55] <Charlie> Charlie... Is really hesitant to get in that damned van.
  237. 03[20:55] * HigginsvonHiggins is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  238. 03[20:56] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has left #Murderland
  239. 01[20:56] <Charlie> "The coastal route? Yeah... You guys can go on ahead... I'll catch up later."
  240. 06[20:56] * Yvie has to make her mind up. Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Which seat does she take?
  241. 06[20:56] * Yvie casually seats herself in back.
  242. 01[20:56] <Charlie> ( Charlie's gonna get himself motorcycle 'cause like hell if he's going in that loud-ass van that he knows is gonna ... Really Yvie? :/ )
  243. [20:57] <Yvie> (I couldn't resist, sorry.)
  244. [20:57] <~zoofman> (I'll let you fluff the bike as you want, they got a ton of them.)
  245. 06[20:57] * Yvie lets out Siouxsie to chill wherever.
  246. [20:57] <Brujo> (...Is the van inside the car shop?)
  247. [20:57] <~zoofman> (no, it's in the parking lot.)
  248. [20:58] <Brujo> (awww, i was going to bust a wall with it)
  249. 01[20:58] <Charlie> ( Alright, just throw me a cost and I'll figure it out. )
  250. [20:58] <~zoofman> (10k)
  251. 01[20:58] <Charlie> ( Okay. )
  252. 03[20:59] * Cleff is now known as DamienLunas
  253. [20:59] <Brujo> <Suit yourself man, cause we are going... AT FULL THROTTLE!> Brujo slams his feet on the accelerator as soon as everyone is inside, driving for what they call... The West.
  254. 01[20:59] <Charlie> ( Just a note, everyone has 2833 from their winnings left. )
  255. [20:59] <~zoofman> (enter fuzzy?)
  256. [20:59] <Fuzzy> ( Yes? )
  257. [21:00] <~zoofman> You barely get out of the parking lot before Fuzzy runs screaming in enthusiasm from the gym victory, and...
  258. [21:00] <~zoofman> (give me a WIS check, both of you)
  259. 03[21:01] * castfromhp is now known as Klaus
  260. [21:01] <Brujo> 1d20-1 oh dear
  261. [21:01] <Brujo> (...wait)
  262. 01[21:02] <Charlie> ( Oh God... The one guy with a POSITIVE WIS mod is the one who isn't with you guys... )
  263. [21:02] <~zoofman> (dicemaid ran away I see.)
  264. [21:02] <Fuzzy> ( I have no dex mod )
  265. 03[21:02] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #Murderland
  266. [21:02] <Brujo> 1d20-1 oh dear
  267. [21:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Brujo, oh dear: 8 [1d20=9]
  268. [21:02] <Fuzzy> 1d20 DICE EYES
  269. [21:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, DICE EYES: 2 [1d20=2]
  270. 01[21:02] <Charlie> ( Oh God )
  271. [21:02] <Fuzzy> ( NO DICE )
  272. [21:03] <Brujo> (oh god)
  273. [21:03] <~zoofman> yeah, you nail him.
  274. [21:03] <Brujo> (fuzzy is going to be roadkill)
  275. [21:03] <Fuzzy> ( damage? )
  276. [21:03] <~zoofman> luckily you wern't going THAT fast, he ends up on the hood of the car.
  277. [21:03] <~zoofman> (pppppht if you really wanna take damage for it, take 30)
  278. [21:03] <Yvie> "Oh Arceus, what was that?!"
  279. [21:03] <Fuzzy> ( Baby damage. BABY DAMAGE )
  280. [21:04] <Brujo> <...Oh fuck, we gotta grab and hide the body before anyone sees it!>
  281. 06[21:05] * Fuzzy rolls off the hood, and lies on the ground, eyes closed. He LOOKS dead
  282. 01[21:05] <Charlie> ( I swear, Fuzzy... If you do what I think you're gonna do... )
  283. [21:05] <Yvie> (Fuzzy's our drummer right?)
  284. [21:05] <~zoofman> (yes.)
  285. [21:06] <Yvie> "We'll, ehm, probably need a new drummer too...if that's who I thought it was." she frowns lightlt.
  286. 06[21:06] * Brujo leaves the Van and hurries to Fuzzy's limp body. <Well, fuck. It's the drummer, yes.>
  287. [21:07] <Fuzzy> 1d20+4 FLASH
  288. [21:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, FLASH: 7 [1d20=3]
  289. [21:07] <Fuzzy> ( Ah :< )
  290. 06[21:08] * Fuzzy twitches a bit, but doesn't move
  291. [21:08] <Fuzzy> ( Or get up rather )
  292. 06[21:10] * Brujo tries to take Fuzzy's limp body inside the Van. <Fuck, fuck, fuck we need to dump him... Somewhere.>
  293. [21:10] <~zoofman> Yeah, you got him pretty good.
  294. [21:11] <~zoofman> 1d100
  295. [21:11] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d100: 35 [1d100=35]
  296. [21:12] <~zoofman> There were...a few people who watched this happen, but they simply snickered and kept on their way.
  297. [21:12] <Fuzzy> 1d20+4
  298. [21:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, 1d20+4: 23 [1d20=19]
  299. [21:12] <Brujo> (damn, that's callous)
  300. [21:12] <Fuzzy> ( SWEET )
  301. [21:12] <Fuzzy> ( If I'm in the van, fun times :3 )
  302. [21:13] <~zoofman> (oh god what is he doing.)
  303. [21:13] <Fuzzy> ( :3 )
  304. [21:13] <Fuzzy> ( Almost rolled an attack roll )
  305. [21:15] <Fuzzy> ( Any more words from the party? )
  306. [21:16] <Brujo> (oh god what)
  307. [21:16] <Brujo> (I'm putting you on the back of the van, yo)
  308. [21:16] <Fuzzy> ( K )
  309. 01[21:16] <Charlie> ( Yes... Leave Yvie with the "dead" guy. )
  310. [21:17] <Yvie> (Hold on.)
  311. 06[21:17] * Yvie looks at Fuzzy as he's brought, then shakes her head. She's...not entirely sure what to do in this situation.
  312. [21:18] <Fuzzy> ( Okay now you can start driving if you want <:3c )
  313. [21:18] <~zoofman> anyway.
  314. [21:19] <~zoofman> with the drummer laid out in the back...
  315. [21:19] <Brujo> <Okay, on the sea... We're dumping him on the sea... Better take his Pokéballs before...> Brujo hops inside and continues to drive west.
  316. [21:20] <~zoofman> The drive west out of town is fairly peaceful. Road is nicely paved, and the scenary is quite pleasent.
  317. [21:21] <Fuzzy> SUDDENLY! From the drummer's body, LIGHT AND FIRE WORKS FLASH, lowering everyone's accuracy.
  318. [21:21] <Fuzzy> "SUPRISE!"
  319. 01[21:21] <Charlie> ( Why would you even . . . ? )
  320. [21:22] <~zoofman> Every now and then you see a bird fly over head, you recall a pidgy, a taillow, and a starly - oh god what.
  321. [21:22] <Fuzzy> ( <:3 )
  322. 01[21:22] <Charlie> ( Also, I think I figured out what I want the motorcycle to look like... )
  323. 01[21:22] <Charlie> ( Basically normal fare, perhaps a metallic or sky blue color, with one of those side car thingies for the Pokemon to sit in )
  324. [21:23] <Yvie> "AHHHH A G-G-G-G-GHOST!
  325. [21:23] <~zoofman> outside of Fuzzy's surprisingly revival, thank god for the new car scent thing or it'd smell like fireworks in there! it's a pretty smooth drive. Yeah, there are other cars on the road, but you don't see anything really out of place.
  326. 06[21:23] * Brujo looks behind and stares at Fuzzy. From inside the mask there are the eyes of a man with pure hatred boiling. <YOU.>
  327. 06[21:24] * Fuzzy spins his drumstucks around on his finger tips. "Sweet roide!"
  328. [21:24] <~zoofman> Eventually, it starts to get a little more wooded, and mountanous, as you approach Mount Rockmore
  329. [21:24] <~zoofman> what appeared like a huge mountain range from a distance is...quite collosal, to say the least.
  330. 06[21:25] * Yvie calms down, then quirks a brow, "Wait, so...you're...not dead?"
  331. [21:25] <Fuzzy> "W'y would I be ded?"
  332. [21:25] <Yvie> "We did, uh, send you flying just there."
  333. [21:26] <Brujo> <I RAN OVER YOU WITH A VAN FOR STARTERS.>
  334. [21:26] <~zoofman> the road does eventually start to lead uphill, and convientently, you find you won't be driving over the mountain; there is a cave drilled through it, and the road is still paved.
  335. [21:26] <Brujo> (Also i'm not paying attention while driving, oh fuck)
  336. [21:26] <~zoofman> Charly has no problem keeping up with the entourage from his moter cycle, as well.
  337. [21:26] <Fuzzy> "Oh rig't well you see, I'm nawt jus' som' wanka!"
  338. [21:27] <~zoofman> The cave has a pretty funny sign on it
  339. [21:27] <~zoofman> 4Mount Rockmore Tunnel : warning, don't hug the bugs.
  340. [21:29] <Brujo> <...Is that slang for something?>
  341. [21:29] <~zoofman> There's a string of lamps along the roof of the path. The road itself is quite well illuminated. You can tell, however, there's a bit more drilled out then needed on either side.
  342. [21:30] <~zoofman> it looks like they were eventually planning to extend the lanes, but never got around to it, and the local residents of this cave are quite visible from your carseats, as well.
  343. 06[21:30] * Fuzzy didn't read the sign because, he's too busy banging on the seats with his sticks
  344. [21:31] <Yvie> "Don't hug the bugs?" She quirks a brow, acting rather lost.
  345. [21:32] <Yvie> "What a strange thing to put on a sign."
  346. 01[21:32] <Charlie> "Don't hug the bugs? . . . That's... Kinda obvious... If not unneeded..." Charlie can't help but think to himself as he drives along. His Pokemon are both sitting in the sidecar.
  347. [21:33] <Fuzzy> "I guess you can see don' 'ug the bug's? I don' get it at all?"
  348. [21:33] <~zoofman> As demanded by the gods
  349. [21:33] <~zoofman> you see quite a few geodudes and zubats
  350. [21:33] <Brujo> <...This place is quite silent. Time to change that.> Brujo takes one of his hands out of the wheel and puts some good ol' Thrash Metal to play.
  351. [21:33] <Brujo> (oh well that's going to be entertaining)
  352. 01[21:33] <Charlie> ( . . . )
  353. 01[21:34] <Charlie> ( . . . )
  354. 01[21:34] <Charlie> ( Why the HELL would you do that?!? )
  355. [21:34] <~zoofman> however, there are plenty of roggenrolas, woobats, diglets...the typical cave fare.
  356. [21:34] <Yvie> (Because it will be awesome!)
  357. [21:34] <~zoofman> they don't seem to mind you that much, let alone the other cars on the road.
  358. [21:35] <Brujo> (Yive: Isn't that the reason for everything?)
  359. [21:35] <~zoofman> the radio appeases you with...
  360. [21:36] <~zoofman> (god damn you pandora give me a thrash metal song not british new wave)
  361. 01[21:36] <Charlie> ( Nothing, because LOLcave radio? )
  362. [21:37] <~zoofman> good ol' Pokerus.
  363. [21:38] <~zoofman> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpRU347BDU
  364. [21:38] <~zoofman> anyway
  365. [21:38] <~zoofman> eventually the traffic starts to build up...and...you see a lot of people outside their cars up the road, things seem to be at a complete halt.
  366. [21:39] <Fuzzy> "W'ats al' t'is t'en?"
  367. [21:40] <Fuzzy> ( Oh god that sentence was so disjointed )
  368. [21:40] <Brujo> <Fuck them, i'm going to carve a path through!>
  369. [21:41] <~zoofman> (oh lawd.)
  370. [21:41] <Fuzzy> "I guess we can, Let's do t'is!"
  371. 06[21:41] * Brujo slams the accelerator and grabs the wheel with full force!
  372. [21:41] <~zoofman> 1d100 hnnnnnng
  373. [21:41] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, hnnnnnng: 90 [1d100=90]
  374. [21:41] <Brujo> (oh man that's going to suck)
  375. [21:41] <~zoofman> you weave around the people, or rather, they DIVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY just in time.
  376. [21:41] <~zoofman> and then you see the reason traffic is held up, a bit late.
  377. [21:41] <Brujo> (DUKES OF HAZZARD JUMP)
  378. 01[21:41] <Charlie> Charlie stops a fair while back, because God damnit he can't stand the noise coming out of that car...
  379. [21:42] <~zoofman> as the van goes flying into spider webs, huge spider webs.
  380. [21:42] <~zoofman> and...you're kinda stuck.
  381. 06[21:42] * Fuzzy points to the webs.
  382. 01[21:42] <Charlie> ( Oh God... Revenge of the Joltik! )
  383. [21:42] <Fuzzy> 1d20 Fuck your spider webs
  384. [21:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, Fuck your spider webs: 20 [1d20=20]
  385. [21:42] <Fuzzy> ( Yep, fucked )
  386. [21:42] <~zoofman> please give me a second
  387. [21:42] <~zoofman> to recover from laughing.
  388. [21:42] <Fuzzy> ( 24 DAMAGE WITH FIRE! )
  389. [21:42] <Brujo> <Well that was fun.>
  390. [21:44] <~zoofman> okay.
  391. [21:44] <~zoofman> you burn THE FUCK OTU OF THOSE WEBS, YEAH.
  392. [21:44] <~zoofman> the people on the side of the road seem a bit surprised, looks like they were waiting for professionals to show up.
  393. [21:44] <Yvie> "Wow, nice!"
  394. 06[21:44] * Fuzzy waves his sticks around "T'AT'S 'OW IT'S DON'!"
  395. [21:45] <Fuzzy> "LEVERPOOL!"
  396. [21:45] <Brujo> <HELL FUCKING YEAH!>
  397. 01[21:45] <Charlie> Charlie pulls the motorcycle up a little closer, if he can, to see what the hell just happened that a shot of flame burst out from the van.
  398. [21:46] <~zoofman> Things are clearing up, road wise. your car IS still kinda stuck due to it sitting in some webwork.
  399. [21:46] <~zoofman> but the people outside seem to he happy you helped clear things up.
  400. [21:46] <Brujo> <Man, i would ask you to burn those around the car but i think they are too close of the tank...>
  401. [21:46] <Fuzzy> "Well, t'at was a busy!"
  402. [21:47] <Fuzzy> ( Note, I the pharse was supposed to be incoherant )
  403. [21:47] <~zoofman> A trucker approaches the vehicle.
  404. [21:47] <~zoofman> he's a big guy, bearded, heavy set, what you'd expect
  405. [21:47] <~zoofman> "Man...you just saved us some headache there. We were waitin' ont he rangers to come handle it, happens on occasion. Let me get some coords and see if we can pull you out of that..."
  406. [21:48] <~zoofman> Charlie, give me a perception check.
  407. 06[21:49] * Fuzzy drinks a spot of tea, in a fancy cup he had in his pocket. It's blackened and burned, BUT STILL.
  408. 01[21:49] <Charlie> 1d20+2 Damned idiots with their stupid driving and getting the van stuck and... *facepalm*
  409. [21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Charlie, Damned idiots with their stupid driving and getting the van stuck and... *facepalm*: 15 [1d20=13]
  410. [21:49] <~zoofman> you...notice while the webs are burned...something everyone else was too excited to notice. there are a few new FRIENDS sitting on the top of the van.
  411. 06[21:51] * Yvie is painting her nails.
  412. 06[21:51] * Brujo tries to SHAKE THEM OFF THE VAN BY STEERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE WHEEL!
  413. 01[21:51] <Charlie> "Hey... Hey guys, uh... You might wanna..." He's pointing up at the "friends" atop the van.
  414. [21:51] <~zoofman> unfortionately, you're a bit bogged down, and they start to crawl around like it's no one's business.
  415. [21:51] <~zoofman> they don't really -look- aggressive.
  416. [21:52] <~zoofman> in fact they look quite friendly!
  417. [21:52] <Fuzzy> <Oh Heavens what seems to be going on? I cannot enjoy a spot of tea without being bothered?>
  418. [21:52] <~zoofman> one crawls down the window and :3's at you.
  419. [21:52] <~zoofman> joltiks.
  420. 01[21:53] <Charlie> Charlie can't help but walk over to one of the Joltik. "Hey, little guy... Why don't ya come down here?"
  421. [21:53] <~zoofman> he is super friendly, and crawls right up to ya.
  422. [21:53] <Brujo> <You won't :3 at me like that when i slam you on a wall!>
  423. 06[21:53] * Fuzzy looks at the bug. <OH HEAVENS NO IT'S A SPIDER!>
  424. [21:53] <~zoofman> he looks like he wants a HUG.
  425. [21:54] <~zoofman> several of the others stuck and standing around are also approaching slowly...they...are kinda cute
  426. [21:54] <Fuzzy> <KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!> Fuzzy slams down his blackened Tea cup as he looks at the spiders
  427. [21:55] <~zoofman> it :3's none the less.
  428. [21:55] <Fuzzy> 1d20 AH
  429. [21:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, AH: 3 [1d20=3]
  430. 01[21:55] <Charlie> "You guys... really shouldn't be throwing your webs around here... They're getting in the way, and people are gonna get angry with ya..." He seems disturbingly more comfortable with the Joltiks.
  431. [21:55] <Fuzzy> ( :< )
  432. [21:55] <Brujo> (Zoof, can i slam the van on a wall to shake them off the car?)
  433. [21:55] <Fuzzy> ( It missed ;-; )
  434. [21:56] <Brujo> (...wait it seems it's a stupid idea)
  435. [21:56] <~zoofman> (you're kinda stuck in the middle of the road. haven't been towed out yet.)
  436. [21:56] <~zoofman> the trucker is hitching your car to his vehicle, getting ready to pull you out, "Yeah, they are pretty friendly, if a bit enthusiastic."
  437. [21:56] <~zoofman> "They get over excited real easy though, be careful," he warns.
  438. 01[21:56] <Charlie> Charlie attempts to get the attention of the other Joltik.
  439. [21:57] <Brujo> (oh well!)
  440. [21:57] <~zoofman> The joltiks are quite easy to get the attention of, they seem quite playful.
  441. 06[21:57] * Brujo tries to keep away from the Joltiks, quite... UNNERVEd of their abilities.
  442. 06[21:57] * Yvie tries to get the attention of a Joltik, "Aww, aren't you a cute little thing?"
  443. 06[21:57] * Yvie seems to be the only one NOT bothered by them.
  444. 01[21:57] <Charlie> "Come on... I'll help ya guys build a new nest over on the side..."
  445. [21:58] <~zoofman> The one Yvie beckons to crawls right over, totally hugs and smiles.
  446. 01[21:58] <Charlie> He attempts to lead the Joltik to a place where a web won't get absolutely destroyed.
  447. 01[21:58] <Charlie> ( Well, all of the Joltik whose attention he has at the moment )
  448. [21:58] <~zoofman> (give me...I gues a CHA check)
  449. 06[21:58] * Fuzzy is fucking his head into his chest
  450. 01[21:58] <Charlie> ( Charlie or Yvie ? )
  451. [21:58] <~zoofman> you're WHAT
  452. [21:58] <Fuzzy> ( Oh ffff- tucking* )
  453. [21:59] <~zoofman> (you, charlie)
  454. 01[21:59] <Charlie> 1d20+6 C'mon Joltiks
  455. [21:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Charlie, C'mon Joltiks: 24 [1d20=18]
  456. [21:59] <Brujo> (WAT)
  457. [21:59] <~zoofman> Charlie plays the pied piper, all the joltiks, save the one Yvie has got the attention of, follow right along.
  458. 01[22:00] <Charlie> ( Charlie's a Breeder / Ranger . . . His CHA is BALLS high )
  459. [22:00] <~zoofman> there is a clearing on the side of the road a bit back.
  460. [22:00] <Fuzzy> ( Lol breeding ranger )
  461. 01[22:00] <Charlie> ( Shut your whore mouth, Fuzzy )
  462. 06[22:00] * Brujo still keeps away from the things. <There's a don't hug the bugs sign for that you know!>
  463. 01[22:00] <Charlie> ( . . . Oh, THAT's what the sign meant! )
  464. [22:01] <~zoofman> "That's...just cause they get excited easy," mentions a person on the side of the road.
  465. 01[22:01] <Charlie> ( And I... Walked right into the trap. Motherfucking Joltik! )
  466. [22:01] <~zoofman> case in point, Yvie's Joltik is looking quite huggable.
  467. [22:01] <Yvie> 1d20+8
  468. [22:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Yvie, 1d20+8: 21 [1d20=13]
  469. [22:01] <Yvie> That was CHA
  470. 06[22:01] * Yvie hugs the bugs against ALL BETTER JUDGEMENT
  471. 01[22:02] <Charlie> ( +8 . . . WHAT?!? )
  472. [22:02] <~zoofman> dawwwww
  473. [22:02] <~zoofman> it's...it's...so happy
  474. [22:02] <Yvie> (Woops)
  475. [22:02] <Yvie> (That should only be a +7, I think.)
  476. [22:02] <~zoofman> 1d4
  477. [22:02] <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d4: 2 [1d4=2]
  478. 03[22:02] * Yvie (Herp@sux-B0674A51.dyn.optonline.net) has left #Murderland
  479. [22:02] <~zoofman> bzzt
  480. 03[22:02] * Yvie (Herp@sux-B0674A51.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #Murderland
  481. [22:02] <~zoofman> bzzt
  482. [22:02] <Yvie> (Did we gain one level or two last session.)
  483. [22:03] <~zoofman> it...static shocks you a bit.
  484. 01[22:03] <Charlie> ( Two. We're TL7 )
  485. [22:03] <~zoofman> (two.)
  486. [22:03] <Yvie> (Right, so +7)
  487. 01[22:03] <Charlie> Charlie's currently leading the other Joltik to that nice little spot where the Joltik can build their new nest.
  488. 01[22:03] <Charlie> ( Yvie has 24 CHA if I'm imagining right )
  489. [22:03] <~zoofman> The joltiks Charlie led...seem to get the idea.
  490. [22:03] <Yvie> "Agh!" she yelps, but continues petting the Joltik.
  491. [22:04] <~zoofman> they get to work building a new little nest of sorts.
  492. 06[22:04] * Yvie lets the Joltik go to rejoin the others if it wishes.
  493. [22:04] <~zoofman> The joltik looks -slightly- teary eyed.
  494. 01[22:05] <Charlie> "Heh... You guys stay safe, now..." He heads back to his motorcycle once he deems the Joltik are sufficiently underway to building their new nest.
  495. [22:05] <~zoofman> and...looks like it's moping away reluctantly...looking back every like, feet with...spidy dog eyes.
  496. [22:05] <Yvie> "It's time to go now, buddy. See you soon, maybe!" she smiles.
  497. 01[22:06] <Charlie> Charlie looks down at the Joltik... "Don't worry... You got your friends over there. They look like they can use a hand."
  498. [22:06] <~zoofman> he hops off the car, and skitters back to his buddies, just as the trucker starts to yank the car. hnnnnnng
  499. 01[22:06] <Charlie> ( If the Joltik isn't willng to comply, I'm totally gonna No Restraint it. :P )
  500. 01[22:06] <Charlie> ( Oh, it's moving )
  501. [22:06] <~zoofman> well. he DOES seem to like you.
  502. [22:06] <~zoofman> still has spidy dog eyes.
  503. [22:07] <~zoofman> the webs are no match for the truck, and your van is free. yay, the road is cleared!
  504. [22:08] <Brujo> <All right! Out of that shitty cavern!>
  505. [22:08] <~zoofman> The joltik near charlie is hesitant.
  506. [22:08] <Fuzzy> <Oh thank heavens, I was feeling a bit weary!>
  507. [22:08] <~zoofman> people and hugs, or webs...
  508. 01[22:08] <Charlie> "Don't worry, little guy... They're waiting, and I think they can use some help."
  509. 01[22:08] <Charlie> 1d20+6 HELP THEM!
  510. [22:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Charlie, HELP THEM!: 19 [1d20=13]
  511. 01[22:08] <Charlie> ( I... THINK that's a passs? )
  512. 01[22:09] <Charlie> ( 16+ obeys )
  513. [22:09] <~zoofman> if spiders could cry, he'd have little tears going down his eyes...he skiters back to help the others with a sad squeeeee
  514. [22:09] <~zoofman> (does some math...)
  515. [22:09] <~zoofman> (congrats, you charisma'd your way out of a very silly encounter.)
  516. 03[22:10] * zoofman changes topic to 'Operation Correct the Joltik's actions, complete : 1500 experience.'
  517. [22:11] <~zoofman> There is much rejoicing as people return to their vehicles!
  518. [22:11] <~zoofman> you've won yourself some fans, young band!
  519. 01[22:12] <Charlie> ( Oh damnit, I just earned Charlie's personal space another violation )
  520. [22:12] <~zoofman> the rest...of your trip, is quite normal.
  521. [22:12] <Yvie> (Actually...)
  522. [22:12] <Yvie> (Before we leave.)
  523. [22:13] <Yvie> 1d20+7 Perform
  524. [22:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Yvie, Perform: 10 [1d20=3]
  525. [22:13] <~zoofman> clicks pause
  526. 06[22:13] * Fuzzy sleeps in the back, scratching his stomach
  527. [22:13] <Yvie> (Nope)
  528. [22:13] <~zoofman> Despite Yvei's attempts to appease the new fans, people seem to be in a hurry to get home or to work, or whever they need be.
  529. 06[22:13] * Yvie throws an impromptu jam session fror the people as they re-enter their vehicles, but to little effect.
  530. [22:13] <Yvie> (One day)
  531. [22:13] <Yvie> (That will work.)
  532. [22:13] <Yvie> (:|)
  533. [22:13] <~zoofman> the rest of the ride through the cave...
  534. 06[22:13] * Brujo continues driving, hopefully for a drive-thru restaurant!
  535. [22:14] <~zoofman> you see more dudes, more bats, same shit different cave.
  536. 01[22:14] <Charlie> ( Sorry Yvie... I forgot what I put the check as... Was it 15 or 20? )
  537. [22:14] <~zoofman> (well, to be fair, that was a hilariously low roll.)
  538. [22:14] <Yvie> (15)
  539. [22:14] <~zoofman> as you exit the cave...HOLY SHIT.
  540. [22:15] <~zoofman> you think...it's about 4 PM.
  541. [22:15] <~zoofman> the sun's starting to go down, barely. it's really nice outside
  542. [22:15] <~zoofman> tropical trees, nice beaches...
  543. [22:15] <~zoofman> Babylon, as you've just discovered, is a resort of sorts built into the mountanous terrain of the area.
  544. [22:16] <~zoofman> (looks for stock image I had...)
  545. [22:17] <~zoofman> The buildings of the place look built around the ridges, some connected to the rocky terrain itself. Its roads are a twisting path of roadways down the mountain side
  546. [22:18] <~zoofman> there are many pedestrains, in typical beachwear. A very, very happy-go-lucky place it seems.
  547. [22:19] <~zoofman> ENTER: THE OBLIGITORY BEACH EPISODE.
  548. 06[22:21] * Fuzzy looks over at the beach, finishing his tea. "T'is place is warm!"
  549. [22:21] <~zoofman> as for where the fuck to park your car...
  550. [22:22] <Brujo> (This is going to be weird)
  551. [22:22] <~zoofman> you see a pretty obvious sign on the road, "League Band Parking Here," next to a hotel/bar looking thing with a neon sign reading "Ease Up"
  552. [22:23] <Brujo> <Too warm... Too warm...> Since Brujo is wearing a 20 kilogrmas leather vest, it's getting quite unconfortable!
  553. [22:24] <Fuzzy> ( What did I say Fuzzy was wearing? )
  554. [22:24] <Fuzzy> ( ... Did I ever specify? )
  555. 01[22:25] <Charlie> Charlie pulls into the parking lot, most likely after the van, and hops out. His Pokemon follow suit, though Flaaffy seems to be rather discomforted by the warmth. He recalls Secret while Fable hops up onto his shoulder as per usual.
  556. 06[22:27] * Yvie seems very happy to be here. She loves the beac.
  557. [22:27] <~zoofman> The streets are quite active with festivities. This seems like the kind of place that's in vacation mode all year long.
  558. 06[22:27] * Yvie exits, Siouxsie at her side.
  559. [22:28] <~zoofman> tons seaside bars, people lounging about everywhere, pools a little higher up on the mountain side.
  560. [22:28] <Fuzzy> ( I never actually.... Specified what he was wearing. He could be naked for all I know )
  561. [22:29] <~zoofman> (I sure as hell hope not.)
  562. 06[22:29] * Brujo gets out of the van, with Asesino following. The purple frog starts croach croaching around.
  563. [22:29] <~zoofman> (ಠ_ಠ)
  564. [22:29] <Fuzzy> ( Nah, he's not THAT insane )
  565. [22:29] <Brujo> (why)
  566. [22:29] <~zoofman> as you exit the vehicle...
  567. 06[22:29] * Fuzzy steps out of the van, and looks over at the beach. "Can' wait to get in!"
  568. [22:29] <~zoofman> you notice you have nearly full power!
  569. [22:30] <~zoofman> huh, maybe the Joltiks appereciated the advice or hugs or something.
  570. [22:31] <~zoofman> But either way, you get the sense that this place is a favorite for residents of the land to come visit. you don't see many people who you can instantly tell are foreigners to Murderland.
  571. [22:32] <~zoofman> regardless, this particular establishment, Ease Up, looks a bit more...suited for new comers.
  572. [22:34] <Fuzzy> "T'is place is we'k!"
  573. 06[22:36] * Fuzzy grumbles as he walks into the "EASE UP"
  574. [22:37] <Brujo> <Watch it man!> Brujo follows!
  575. [22:37] <~zoofman> It's less festive, more practical. And isn't as packed as many of its competing businesses around the area.
  576. 06[22:38] * Yvie follows along happily.
  577. [22:39] <~zoofman> Upon entering, you find part of the reason it's less crowded; you literally have to swipe your league card to get in. This is a nonissue for all of you of course, but interesting.
  578. [22:40] <~zoofman> The interior is -slightly- tropical. Some little wingdings here and there to spruce it up, like boeys and little toy boats, fishing rods and nets. But mostly it looks like more of a place for trainers and muscians to rest then a resort hotel.
  579. [22:41] <~zoofman> At the counter is a young lady in a blue tank top, she's going about her job merily, serving the few attendents present with gusto. You don't notice anyone here.
  580. [22:42] <Fuzzy> "... Wit' gusto!?" Fuzzy yells as he walks in, beating on his chest
  581. [22:43] <Brujo> <All right, we want a fuck-ass dinner! Like... AN ROASTED TAUROS!>
  582. [22:43] <Fuzzy> ( A fuck-ass dinner. )
  583. [22:43] <Yvie> "Mm, Bouffalant is better, if you ask me."
  584. [22:43] <Yvie> "But suit yourselves," she shrugs and smiles.
  585. [22:44] <~zoofman> "Welcome!" she beams as she hurries over to you, "One fuck ass dinner, with roasted tauro, and did you mention you'd like bouffalant, ma'am?"
  586. 06[22:44] * Fuzzy looks around. "I can see w'y t'is place is abandone!"
  587. 01[22:44] <Charlie> ( Wait, what?!? )
  588. [22:45] <Yvie> "Sure, that works!"
  589. [22:46] <~zoofman> "I'll put the order right in!" she scribbles something down on a order sheet really quickly, runs to the kitchen and returns quickly. "Welcome to Babylon! I'm Sally, if you have any questions about the town, feel free to ask!"
  590. [22:48] <~zoofman> On closer inspection, you notice while the building itself is quite plain, it does have a rather nice entreeway to the beach itself, and the hotel rooms are practically on the shore. The smell of sea water is strong here, and you can hear wingulls calling in the distance. There are some charter fishing advertisements on what looks like a notice board, along with some other advertisements.
  591. [22:49] <Fuzzy> "So... w'at are we doin?"
  592. [22:49] <Brujo> <Eating dinner, of course!>
  593. [22:50] <~zoofman> "Did you guys just happen to roll in from Jazz," she asks as she goes about filling drinks and such.
  594. [22:52] <Fuzzy> "Wouldn' you lik' to kno'?" Fuzzy says, messing with the drink machine, making it overflow (Psychokinesis :3)
  595. 03[22:52] * Larisa is now known as Kit
  596. [22:53] <~zoofman> "EEP!" she hurries to try to remedy this problem, quite confused.
  597. [22:53] <Yvie> "We did, yeah," she smiles, "Heard of us per-" she quirks a brow at that.
  598. [22:55] <Brujo> <Stop that!> Brujo makes some of the drink splash on Fuzzy's face with Psychokinesis.
  599. [22:55] <~zoofman> "Um! Not particularly! I didn't get a chance to see it, it was broadcast during Drama Scouts. I couldn't miss this week's episode, I heard too much hype about it!"
  600. 06[22:55] * Fuzzy stops and stands up from the table, pointing at Brujo. "I'm abot tired of yu BRUNO!"
  601. [22:57] <Brujo> <Just because i ran over you!>
  602. [22:57] <~zoofman> "Just heard that the victors left town fairly quickly, heading west. You are the first to stop by today from out of town - not many challengers have come by here lately."
  603. [22:58] <Fuzzy> "Okay! Yu kno w'at!? We're gona tusle!" Fuzzy gets in a fighting stance. "Bring it Bruko!"
  604. [22:59] <~zoofman> No one in the bar seems to find this the least bit abnormal or distracting. In fact, Sally weaves through deftly, and sets out a feast on the table.
  605. 06[22:59] * Brujo sighs and stares at Fuzzy... Such deep and... Hypnotic eyes?
  606. [22:59] <~zoofman> "one fuck ass dinner, with tauros and bouffalant, served up!"
  607. [22:59] <Brujo> 1d20 lolpynosis
  608. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Brujo, lolpynosis: 16 [1d20=16]
  609. 06[23:00] * Fuzzy falls over, asleep. Zzzz
  610. [23:00] <~zoofman> Yeah, he's out like a light.
  611. [23:01] <Brujo> <All right! Time to eat!> Brujo leaves the knocked out Fuzzy behind and sits down to eat!
  612. [23:01] <~zoofman> Sally returns to her duties at the bar without beating an eye.
  613. [23:02] <Fuzzy> 1d20 Wake up yet?
  614. [23:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Fuzzy, Wake up yet?: 18 [1d20=18]
  615. 06[23:03] * Fuzzy jumps up and is about to yell when he sees food. "Ay, w'en did dinna get 'ere?"
  616. [23:04] <~zoofman> speaking of challengers...you do notice at the table, a little flier about the gym here. You left Jazz before really consulting anyone about such things, but this gym looks...a lot more unique then you expected.
  617. 03[23:04] * Kit (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #Murderland
  618. [23:05] <~zoofman> for starters, it doesn't list an address, just to be at the dock at such and such hour to challenge the gym.
  619. [23:05] <~zoofman> and there's also a waiver about Sharpeedo bites.
  620. [23:07] <Brujo> <Man, we got to bite a Sharpedo tomorrow!>
  621. [23:08] <~zoofman> but that isn't really even the thing that gets you
  622. [23:08] <~zoofman> it's just the god damn rediculous picture on it.
  623. 06[23:08] * Fuzzy looks up. "Bit sharpedos? Aye s'ould be fun!"
  624. [23:09] <~zoofman> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2BVuMDI4RL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
  625. [23:09] <~zoofman> and...that's probably a good place to /session, I know a lot of you seem really tired or out of it today, sorry
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