[FLUTTERRAPE] Anon and Discord's Marvelous Adventures

>Day 12 in Equestria
>Wake up with a headache
Ugh...
>Stand up and stomp over to the closet
>Put on your working clothes
>Go to the bathroom and brush your teeth
>Walk downstairs after you finish your routine
>Sit at the table and pour yourself a bowl of Friendship O's
>You don't even want to know what goes into them. But they must have sugar in there somewhere.
>Watch as all the multicoloured shapes dissolve in the milk, turning it into a rainbow coloured mess of milk and sugar
>Shrug and down the whole thing
>You heart complains as the sugar enters your system and starts acting anti-social
>Harassing old organs, clogging up blood vessels and generally causing trouble
>That much sugar isn't good for a man
>You reflect back on the previous days
>More specifically, two days ago
>You found out that you had magic
>Actual magic, not hocus-pocus magic.
>You can move objects with your mind
>You snap your fingers and the bowl instantly becomes clean
>It flies over to the cupboard and places itself on top of the other clean bowls
>You smile
Magic is cool.
>The headache subsides, the sugar doing it's job and putting your body into a state of semi-numb shock
>Nothing like contracting diabetes to start the morning off
>Stand up and crack your neck, lots of work to do today
>Hear a knock on the door
>Go over to it
>Fluttershy, again.
Hello.
>"H-hello umm. Anon. A-are you busy today? I was thinking maybe we could go out to the lake and explore each other's b-bodies."
>A yawn and the sound of stretching fills your head
>"Oh great. What a wonderful thing to wake up to. Fluttershy. Morning, Anon."
Morning, Discord.



>Fluttershy's face saddens
>"He's still in there?"
Fluttershy. He's in here until the day I die. What part of that don't you get?
>"Umm... W-well can you make he not listen in to our conversations? It's r-rude..."
>Shrug
I can't control him
>"Damn straight you can't. I'm a lone Draconequus, I do what I want, when I want. I ride alone"
Stop being rebellious, Discord.
>"Screw the system."
Fucks sake.
>"D-discord? If you don't mind? Could you maybe leave me and Anon alone for a second? I-I'm trying to seduce him"
>Discord lets out a loud laugh
>"Oooh that's rich. You know, Anon. When I was reworking her mind, I found that she has a fetish for apes. Did you know that?"
No, Discord, I didn't know that. Quite frankly I don't care.
>"Well you should. Because we can use it to our advantage"
...How?
>He tells you his plan. You can't help but grin at the idea of it
You sure this will work? It won't hurt her?
>"Would I lie to you?"
Yes.
>"Shut up. NOW MAKE A MAN OUT OF THAT MARE!"
>This whole time, Fluttershy was staring at you with a confused expression
>You point your hand at her, fingers outstretched
>A golden aura surrounds it
>"AAaand Alakazam"
>Fluttershy turns into a monkey
>Discord roars with laughter and you can't help but do the same
>Fluttershy, now a monkey with yellow fur and a patch of pink fluff on her head, scratches her noggin and lets out a few grunts
>She stares at her hands for a second, screams, then jumps into a nearby tree and starts masturbating vigorously



>"Eww. Well, it was funny until she started doing that. Change her back now, Anon. I'm bored."
>Another wave of your hand causes Fluttershy to polymorph back into a pony. Though now she's an Earth Pony
Oh, whoops. Forgot the wings.
>"Eh. She can live without them for a while. She did in the maze."
>You accept this proposal and head off towards Applejack's farm
>Your heart leaps at the though
>"Hey, Casanova. Quit with the farmer thoughts. I'm trying to read up here."
Read what, exactly?
>"I'm just searching through your memories. World War 1 sounds fascinating"
Millions of people died, Discord.
>"Absolutely fascinating"
>You listen to him swoon over the various methods mankind used to slaughter each other en masse until you reach the farm
>Applejack trots over to meet you
>"Howdy, Anon!"
>She places her hooves on your chest and leans up to kiss you
>You plant one on her lips
>She drawns back, flutters her eyelids and adds in a soothing voice
>"Howdy, Discord."
>"Anon. Annihilate her. Build one of these "Tanks" out of wood and magic then flatten her."
That's not going to happen, Discord.
>"Loser."
Freak.
>"Now that's enough, you two."
>Applejack is looking at you sternly
>She points a hoof at your chest
>"Ah want you to work on painting the barn, that ok, Anon?"
>She points at your brain
>"And ah want you to stop givin' him grief, ya hear?"
>"Me me mee me meee!"
Grow up, Discord
>"Grow a spine, Anon."
>"Both a' ya'll. Quit it."



Sorry
>"Murder her"
>You ignore him and set off towards the barn, whistling as you go
>Applejack trots alongside you
>"What's that tune, Anon? It's awful pretty"
>You smile at her
Why it's something my father used to whistle to me when I was a boy. Helped me sleep at night.
>Applejack smiles
>"Yeah. My Pa used to do somethin' similar."
>Discord pipes up
>"Used to. Before he and his wife contracted Nightmare's Laugh and died."
>You make a mental note to find a way to shut Discord up
>Discord crumples the note into a ball and throws it in his waste-paper basket
>You forget he lives in an office.
>"I have read your mental note. You'll have to get back to me in 60 years time and we'll see if I can't forward it through to the board members"
>Roll your eyes
>Applejack takes notice of your silence
>"Somethin' wrong, sugarcube?"
Just Discord. I'm used to it by now. Sort of.
>She frowns
>"Must be terribly hard, livin' with somep0ny like him in yer head."
It kind of is. But I found a way to tune him out.
>Discord chuckles
>"Just like I found a way to tune myself back in"
>He starts singing opera at the top of his lungs
>Applejack smiles
>"Good ta' know that you're copin' just fine. But don't you worry"
>You've reached the barn, Applejack sets off towards the western fields to work
>She looks over her shoulder
>"I'll help ya' take ya' mind offa him"
>With shake of her rear she walks off
>You watch her go with an open mouth
>"Stop drooling, monkey-boy"
Shut up, Discord.



>You start to work, kicking the sturdy trees and catching them with magic
>"You do realise that you have a small amount of my power now, right? And that you can do more with it than catch apples"
Yep.
>"You also realise that the spell you did today? Polymorphing? Yeah, only magical prodigies like 'Twilight Sparkle'-"
>He says her name in a mocking manner
>"-Can do things like that"
Aye.
>"Sooo, why not do this. Clear the ENTIRE field in about 4 seconds, dump them all in Ponyville lake and be done with it?"
Because Applejack wants me to do an honest day's work. She says it build character.
>Discord lets out a groan
>"Build character. Really. The most boring character on the show is telling you to build character"
What show?
>"Nothing. Listen. You have to do something more with your new powers than being slave labour for the village redneck"
She pays me, moron.
>"Moron. MORON?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM A GOD, ANON. I AM AN ELDER GOD-"
>He goes off on an insane rant about how insignificant you are and how if he was free, he would make you watch as he burns holes in the tips of all your socks
You're a monster.
>"-And then, whenever you pulled one on, your big toe would always be cold."
>You both say nothing to each other for about 10 or so minutes
>You're the one to break the silence
Discord?
>"What."
>Hesitate
Sorry.
>He sighs
>"Just... Promise me you'll make my birthday cake extra chaotic"
There's a point, when IS your birthday?
>"Whenever a volcano erupts."
Seriously?
>"Yep."



>Once you finish up for the day you head on over to Applejack's farmhouse for some pie, and also some food
>You snicker at you inappropriate joke
>Discord realises what you meant
>"No. NO. NOT AGAIN."
Oh we're doing this.
>"PLEASE DON'T."
All night.
>"I'M BEGGING YOU. I'LL BE GOOD! I'LL DO THE DISHES!"
Several times, If I can.
>"ANON, NO."
>You push open the door, Applebloom meets you
>"Hiya, Anon! Ya here for some dinner?"
I'd love some, thanks, Applebloom
>Discord is silent
>He then sighs happily
>"Oh... That sweet little filly"
I'm sorry?
>"That sweet, wonderful little pony..."
Discord are you ok?
>"Hm? Oh, sorry. It's just that little Applebloom is one of the ponies responsible for my release earlier last year"
>You're shocked to hear this.
>No one ever told you
Seriously?
>He laughs dreamily
>"Yes. Her and her little friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo demonstrated pure chaos infront of my statue. Their dispute and innocent spitefulness of each other, no matter how short-lived, was chaos in it's pure form"
Sounds like an overly simple way to break free an Elder God
>"I don't make the rules, Anon. I just roll with them"
Nah. You just break them and make new ones.
>"Very funny"



>You sit around the dinner table with the Apples, eating pie and laughing along with them
>The whole time, Discord laments about his time as an escaped convict thanks to the selflessness of Applebloom
>"I-I mean look at her. She's so pure. So wonderful. So full of chaotic potential"
>He sighs
>"Oh how I yearn to be free. To break her mind and force her to do my will..."
>Mutter under your breath while the apples let loose a loud laugh thanks to one of Big Mac's jokes
>He wanted to be a comedian, funnily enough
Discord. That's really goddamn creepy. She's a kid.
>"So? If she's old enough to talk, she's old enough to help me bring the world to it's knees"
>Dinner goes on, the food tastes wonderful, the company is great, and Applejack keeps stealing glances at you whenever she can
>Discord sneers at this
>"Look at her. Trying to seduce you. But you know better, Anon! You know better than to tap that ass!"
>Big Mac takes the dishes away, and Applebloom bounces into the kitchen after him, singing off key
>Granny Smith has long since fallen asleep, leaving you and Applejack at the table together
>She gives you the bedroom eyes
Discord, I've already tapped that ass.
>She raises an eyebrow
>"Ah hope you ain't talkin' about what I think you're talkin' about at the dinner table, Anon."
>She speaks in a lower voice
>"That kinda talk is for-"
>She raises her eyes to the ceiling then back down at you
>"-Up there"
>Discord is panicking
>"No no no no NO! Not again!"
>Stand up
>"ANON PLEASE!"
>Applejack smiles
>"Anon, if ya please."
>"DON'T DO IT!"
>"Lets go an' uhh. 'do it'"



>30 minutes later
>You fall back onto the bed, Applejack beside you
>You imagine that Discord is in the fetal position in the corner of his mind-office
>"I AM, YOU INSENSITIVE SON OF A-"
>"So Anon... Where ya headed now?"
Probably back home, AJ. Thanks for dinner and uhh
>Kiss her on the forehead
Dessert.
>Discord makes a noise like throwing up into a bucket
>"OH GODS IT GOT ALL OVER YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES"
>"Thanks Anon. Ah appreciate it."
>She nuzzles you then hops off the bed
>You say your goodbyes and head out the door
>Straight into Fluttershy
Oh.
>"Oh."
>"O-oh, Hello, Anon! Fancy meeting you here!"
>Look around the farm, which is a good distance away from town
Yeah. Fancy that.
>"MY RAGE MUST BE QUENCHED, MORTAL. SHATTER HER BODY"
I'll do it with my dick if you don't shut up
>"You wouldn't dare"
Try me
>Fluttershy squeals in frustration
>It's an adorable noise, like prodding a puppy in the face
>"S-stop talking! Listen to me!"
>You both turn your attention to her
>And by "both" you mean you.
>Discord started making popping noises a few seconds back
>Fluttershy begins talking as you walk away from Applejack's house
>"N-now I think you should have sex with me."



That's very blunt of you.
>"pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop"
>"Y-yes. Umm. I'm trying to be more assertive... Sorry. B-but still. I'm here to tell you why you should have sex with me."
>She pulls a scroll out of hammerspace and clears her throat
>"Item 1: You have a hot dick"
>"Item 2: You're hot"
>"Item 3: I have a vagina"
>15 minutes later
>"Item 490: You look cute when you're naked"
>"Item 491: I think-"
>Snatch the scroll out of her hooves and set fire to it
>Discord breathes a sigh of relief
>"Atta boy, Anon. Now do the same to her"
>Fluttershy whimpers as her scroll turns to ashes before her eyes
Fluttershy. I will NEVER have sex with you, okay? EVER.
>Fluttershy whines
Discord? Write that one down so I can remember to say it again
>"On it, boss."
>He starts scribbling on imaginary paper
>"I put it in the 'Urgent Messages' box"
Good man.
>"Yes, boss. Thankyou, boss. Kill her, boss."
Later.
>Fluttershy is pawing at the floor while you 'chat' with Discord
Fluttershy?
>"Y-yes?"
Get out of here. And I don't want you to knock on my door tomorrow. Got it?
>She runs away crying
Wait, did she have her wings back?
>"Uhh. No. I think you forgot to give them back to her"
Well you're in charge of remembering things, Discord!
>"Sorry. I guess I forgot"
>He chuckles



>You carry on home and sit on the sofa
So, Discord, what do you want to do tonight?
>"The same thing we do every night, Anon. TRY TO OVERTHROW THE THRONE!"
>He plays a laugh track in your head
>"Did you like that? I found it when I was wiping vomit off your childhood memories"
Don't ever do it again.
>"Boring."
>You sit there doing nothing for a second
>The clock ticks on by
>"...Really? We're just going to sit here and do nothing?"
I'm thinking
>"Don't hurt yourself"
Harr harr. I just wish there was more to do around here. All I do is work all day, then I'm too tired by the time I get home
>"Well if you weren't shacked up with the village bicycle I'm sure you would have plenty of energy"
The village what now?
>"You can do whatever you want, Anon. I'm going to sleep. It's too boring sitting around doing nothing"
Better than being stuck in a statue, isn't it?
>He mumbles something under his breath and you sit in quiet thought for a while
>After a while you get an idea
>It's still early enough to do stuff, about 7 o Clock at night
>You walk outside and into the crisp evening air
>You like walking.
>For the first day of your new-found powers, you tried teleporting everywhere. But it's actually more trouble than walking everywhere.
>Gives you horrible headaches after a while
>Still... Suppose there's nothing wrong with a single jump. You haven't done one all day.
>You decide on a place then snap your fingers



>You materialise inside Twilight's Library
>She squeals and falls off her stool, taking a pile of books with her
>"A-anon! Are you here to prank me again?"
>She forces a very nervous laugh
>When you first teleported into her Library, she couldn't comprehend it
>Then you spawned a pie out of nowhere and threw it at her
>You and Discord laughed like baffoons until she chased you out, shooting laser beams at you
>And still you laughed
>Right now though, you just wanted to talk
No, I'm just here to uhh. Read.
>She looks at you flatly
>"Read. Really?"
>Her eyes widen
>"No! You'll ruin my books! That Discord is probably telling you to do stuff!"
Actually no. He's asleep.
>She stares at you
>"He can... sleep?"
Sure. It's nice when he's like this. He's quiet. So I just thought I would spend the time reading.
>She smiles
>"Oh. okay! Sure! Let me just get a few"
>A few minutes later you and Twilight are sat quietly, reading.
>You open turn the page in "Pony Biology 101"
>Raise an eyebrow
Hey, Twilight, what's this?
>Show her the page
>She blushes
>"Oh uhh. That's Estrus."



Go on?
>"W-well... Every so often, mares such as myself will go through a period where we umm. Try and procreate."
Oh. That sounds uhh...
>"Like a massive pain in the ass? Yeah it is."
>She blushes again
>"Sometimes literally..."
What?
>"Nothing. Point is, every year, there's about a week or so where Mares become very sexually active."
>Stare at her
So that's when all the babies get made, right?
>"Uhh, In a way. For the stallions that stay in town, that is. Most of them leave to go somewhere they won't be found."
Why?
>"Can you imagine every mare getting pregnant every year? Foals everywhere, Anon!"
>Twilight is getting more into this, she's leaning forward and beaming at you
Uhh. Yeah I can imagine that would be quite bad.
>"But that's why the Stallions leave. Pregnancy is a big thing around here. It's why the pony population is so controlled. The last Equestria Pony census stated that there are over 900,000 ponies! Isn't that amazing?!"
It's not that big of a number.
>She cocks her head
>"Why? How many humans are on your world?"
7 billion.
>You can hear a pin drop, as well as Twilight's jaw hitting the desk
>"Sev.. Seven. Billion."
Yup.
>"B-but... Where do you all go?!"
It's a big world back home, Twilight. Some say the planet can support about 12 billion. But I think that's bollocks. We could easily support 15.
>These numbers hit Twilight like a bat to the face
>"Anon that's insane."
Yeah. It is. But hey, we're humans. It's our job to breed at a ridiculous rate.
>Her ears perk up
>"What did you just say?"



I said humans breed at a ludicrously high rate. hundreds of thousands are born every year.
>"Thousands..."
Yeah.
>Twilight is silent for a while
>Then she looks up
>"Anon? How are interspecies relationships seen on your planet?"
They are seen as repulsive, and are outlawed in most circles
>"...Oh"
>She gets a sly look
>"But you're not on your planet anymore"
>You remember that she doesn't know about Applejack. And how hard you've been tapping that ass in the last 3 days
>No one does
>Better now than never
Uhh. I'm sort of with Applejack.
>She smiles.
>"When Estrus rolls around, that won't matter."
>She gets back to reading, leaving you in stunned silence
>You try and forget what she just said and get back to reading
>Such a strange language, this one
>"Anon? You're holding the book upside down"
>You're holding the book upside down.
>You blush, causing Twilight to giggle
>As the night goes on you decide to head back home
Uhh. Thanks for this, Twilight. It was... Nice.
>She smiles at you
>"No problem, Anon. I'll see you out."
>You head to the door
>Step outside into the night
>Turn back to Twilight
Uhh, Twi? When does Estrus start?
>She fixes you with a incredibly creepy stare
>"Soon."
>Door slam



>That night you lie awake, thinking about what she said
>Estrus sounds unnerving.
>You don't really want a hyper-horny Fluttershy on your plate, or the entire town for that matter.
>You eventually fall asleep
>Discord will know what to do

>Day 13 in Equestria
>Wake up to the sound of a window breaking
>Sit bolt upright
>"Hey, huh, what? What's the big idea? I'm trying to sleep, you damnable Ape"
Discord. I think someone's breaking into our house
>He chuckles
>"Lets go and stop them then"
>You run downstairs, god-powers at the ready
>Fluttershy is in your kitchen, her mane is a mess and she's cover in scratches
>She jumped through your window
Why.
>"Because, Anon. Mommas feeling very special today. I think it's time we had a bit of private time"
>Discord laughs
>"Get rid of her, Anon. I feel like having toast this morning. With Jam."
>With a quick flick of the wrist you send Fluttershy flying back out your broken window
>You hear several cries of pain
>Wait
>Several?
>Look outside the window
>A sea of mares are staring at you
>One of them tries to climb in through the window
>You send it flying back with a blast of energy
UHH, DISCORD? LITTLE HELP?!
>"GET TO THE ROOF, YOU FOOL!"
>You envision the roof and teleport up there
>You rub your head from post-port nausea and freeze
>A literal sea of mares surrounds your house
>Pegasi crowd the skies
>Earth ponies and Unicorns form a wall of Pone around your home
DISCORD! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
>"JUST A SCEOND LET ME CHECK MY CALENDER"
>You stare at the ponies, who grin back at you with hearts in their eyes
>"Oh gods no. Anon."
>In your mind, he slowly takes off a pair of sunglasses
>"It's Estrus Season."


The End.