Getting drunk and killing Death

06:17:49: Aurora_Surma arrives at Callum's warehouse
06:18:43: <Kazuma_Raigeki> So, where's the cutscene?
06:18:52: <Anastasia_Locke> "Cal's drunk"
06:18:55: <Anastasia_Locke> "Or high"
06:19:05: <Anastasia_Locke> "Or... concussed, I guess?"
06:19:29: <Aurora_Surma> ((are you guys in front of the warehouse?))
06:19:41: <Anastasia_Locke> ((On our way))
06:20:12: Aurora_Surma goes into the warehouse
06:21:10: <Callum_Heyes> ayy ora lovleh last dae on erf innit
06:22:03: Aurora_Surma smiles
06:22:13: <Aurora_Surma> "I guess"
06:22:43: <Aurora_Surma> "Kaz and Ana are probably on their way still..."
06:22:55: Anastasia_Locke bursts in through the front door
06:23:05: <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, what's going on!?"
06:23:24: Aurora_Surma is spooked by the sudden door opening
06:23:27: <Callum_Heyes> end o da worhld
06:23:39: <Aurora_Surma> "WOW! Oh hi there guys"
06:23:39: Kazuma_Raigeki enters behind Ana
06:23:40: <Callum_Heyes> es wats goen on
06:23:41: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Hi guys!
06:24:11: <Callum_Heyes> awlso ay dere
06:24:33: Aurora_Surma pokes Cal's shirt
06:24:41: <Aurora_Surma> "So you got this from Death?"
06:24:54: <Callum_Heyes> yeh
06:25:03: <Aurora_Surma> "Hmm"
06:25:09: <Callum_Heyes> ets reli comfi
06:25:31: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Wait, you met Death?
06:25:34: <Anastasia_Locke_> "Okay. Callum? Why is it the end of the world, exactly?"
06:25:44: Kazuma_Raigeki whispers to Ana "Necromancer!"
06:26:11: <Callum_Heyes> big spoki gui naymed def towld me
06:26:22: <Anastasia_Locke_> "I'm sorry but what."
06:26:36: <Callum_Heyes> sayd da worhld nds tomorow
06:26:53: <Anastasia_Locke_> "Uh... huh."
06:27:02: <Anastasia_Locke_> "And you believed him?"
06:27:04: <Callum_Heyes> u erd mi
06:27:21: <Aurora_Surma> "How did you summon him?"
06:27:31: <Callum_Heyes> internet
06:28:05: <Aurora_Surma> "No...I mean what was the ritual like?"
06:28:53: <Callum_Heyes> wel u jusht kindah mayke sometin lyke dat circal ovah dere
06:29:17: Aurora_Surma looks where Cal is pointing
06:29:26: <Callum_Heyes> put sometin ded in nd say ay few worhds
06:30:01: <Callum_Heyes> preti simpal
06:30:04: <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
06:30:05: <Aurora_Surma> "Sounds too simple"
06:30:24: <Callum_Heyes> downt noe y more pepal downt do et
06:30:28: <Aurora_Surma> "And if the ritual is online, why haven't I heard of this before?"
06:30:39: <Callum_Heyes> e is ay veri nyce man
06:31:01: <Aurora_Surma> "something about this is off"
06:31:05: <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O :O :O
06:31:30: Aurora_Surma looks weirdly at Ana
06:31:35: <Callum_Heyes> do u lowk up ow two sumen def oftan
06:31:45: <Aurora_Surma> "You ok Ana?"
06:31:50: <Anastasia_Locke> "I j-"
06:31:53: <Anastasia_Locke> "What?"
06:32:31: <Aurora_Surma> "No I don't, Cal. But I assume that a thing like this would be more widely known if it works..."
06:33:15: <Callum_Heyes> mayb ets soe obvios noe won evan checked
06:33:52: Aurora_Surma decapchalogues a bottle of killer cocktail and starts pouring it into a few glasses
06:34:16: <Callum_Heyes> o e awlsoe gayve mi dis ting
06:34:18: <Aurora_Surma> "You guys want a drink? This stuff is great"
06:34:24: <Anastasia_Locke> "I..."
06:34:28: <Anastasia_Locke> "Yep."
06:34:41: <Callum_Heyes> eyem gewd todayy
06:34:42: Aurora_Surma hands Ana a glass
06:34:45: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Really, Ana?
06:35:27: <Anastasia_Locke> "Well apparently the WORLD'S ENDING, so..."
06:35:41: Aurora_Surma slowly sips her drink and looks at the other thing Cal got
06:35:48: <Callum_Heyes> nowt til tomorow
06:35:57: <Aurora_Surma> "The clock thingy? What's that"
06:36:10: Anastasia_Locke tosses back the cocktail
06:36:13: <Callum_Heyes> nowt ay clew
06:36:17: <Anastasia_Locke> "Perfect. Just in time for the hangover."
06:36:51: <Callum_Heyes> ets fewl ov numbahs cownten down nd stuf
06:37:09: <Callum_Heyes> downt reli get et
06:39:56: <Callum_Heyes> soe kaz u bean kindah kwiet u reli tink eye ken jusht sumen def on ay whim
06:40:46: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Maybe, but if you could, that'd make you a shoe-in for the necromancer role!
06:40:57: <Kazuma_Raigeki> But then we'd need a new tank
06:42:11: Aurora_Surma pours another glass for Ana and herself
06:42:41: <Aurora_Surma> "Yeah...we ned a TANK!"
06:43:08: Aurora_Surma pours a third glass for herself
06:43:34: <Callum_Heyes> eye downt tink we kan fyght ov da apocalipse
06:44:00: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Sure we can!
06:44:09: <Kazuma_Raigeki> It's been done plenty times before!
06:44:37: <Callum_Heyes> reli
06:44:41: <Callum_Heyes> o
06:45:08: <Callum_Heyes> bi hu
06:45:30: Aurora_Surma grabs Kaz, Ana and Cal for a group hug
06:45:48: <Aurora_Surma> "You guys!"
06:45:59: <Aurora_Surma> "We'll fight em"
06:46:10: <Callum_Heyes> fyght hu
06:46:11: <Aurora_Surma> "And worry about death tomorrow"
06:46:20: <Callum_Heyes> ets de apocalypse
06:46:21: <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah!"
06:46:29: <Aurora_Surma> "The horsemen, silly"
06:46:29: <Anastasia_Locke> "Kill the apocalypse!"
06:46:32: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Well, usually it requires fighting either the person who caused the end of the world, or Death himself.
06:46:37: <Kazuma_Raigeki> In this case, probably Death.
06:46:56: Anastasia_Locke notices her new drink and slams it back
06:47:05: <Anastasia_Locke> "We can take this guy!"
06:47:14: <Kazuma_Raigeki> not yet, we cant
06:47:20: <Kazuma_Raigeki> We need to level up first!
06:47:27: <Kazuma_Raigeki> We're only level 1 right now.
06:47:40: <Aurora_Surma> :|
06:47:45: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Death is at LEAST level 50.
06:47:49: <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, we've got one night to level grind."
06:47:54: <Anastasia_Locke> "Make it count."
06:48:08: Aurora_Surma equips her sword
06:48:15: <Aurora_Surma> Yeah!
06:48:19: <Callum_Heyes> do eye get xp for sumanen def
06:48:22: <Aurora_Surma> Hey guys look at this!
06:48:32: <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 for a cool trick
06:48:32: <`DM> 1,15Aurora_Surma rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15for a cool trick 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{19}
06:48:36: <Callum_Heyes> et wat
06:48:46: <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh man we're so ready for this"
06:48:53: Aurora_Surma swings the sword masterfully
06:48:56: Anastasia_Locke decaptchas an umbrella
06:49:05: <`DM> 1,15Anastasia_Locke rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15to do something awesome with it 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{17}
06:49:05: <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 to do something awesome with it
06:49:17: Anastasia_Locke opens the umbrella
06:49:19: <Callum_Heyes> les ope efri won else es as redi
06:49:29: <Anastasia_Locke> :O :O :O
06:49:31: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah!
06:49:32: <Callum_Heyes> maybi we shood warn dem
06:49:33: <Anastasia_Locke> "You're right!"
06:49:55: <Anastasia_Locke> "There are AT LEAST four other people in the world!"
06:50:03: <Anastasia_Locke> "That already doubles our chances!"
06:50:18: <Anastasia_Locke> :D :D :D
06:50:38: <Aurora_Surma> "Well..my memo was supposed to be the warning"
06:51:00: <Anastasia_Locke> "Nah, gotta tell EVERYONE!"
06:51:08: <Anastasia_Locke> "Humanity versus death!"
06:51:18: <Callum_Heyes> get on da news
06:51:20: <Anastasia_Locke> "We're gonna beat up the apocalypse! WOO!"
06:51:24: <Kazuma_Raigeki> YEAH!
06:51:31: <Kazuma_Raigeki> But, wait...
06:51:39: <Kazuma_Raigeki> This is just the pre-release demo...
06:51:46: <Aurora_Surma> if we can summon death and trap him
06:51:50: <Aurora_Surma> that would be great
06:52:03: <Kazuma_Raigeki> If we try to go fight the apocalypse, the demo would just end, and we'd need to wait for the actual quest...
06:52:27: <Kazuma_Raigeki> And unless the demo carries over to the actual thing, grinding would be pointless...
06:52:33: Aurora_Surma looks at the empty bottle and starts mixing more cocktail
06:52:41: <Callum_Heyes> soe der es noe apocalipse den
06:52:48: <Kazuma_Raigeki> No, there totally is.
06:52:54: <Kazuma_Raigeki> But we don't get to fight it yet.
06:53:17: <Kazuma_Raigeki> We need to wait for the full release.
06:53:21: <Callum_Heyes> but ders ay clowk nd evriting
06:53:31: Aurora_Surma feels buzzed
06:53:39: <Callum_Heyes> def evan sayd et was tomorow
06:53:55: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, so the demo probably ends tonight.
06:54:09: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Tomorrow morning is the official release.
06:54:10: <Anastasia_Locke> :O
06:54:13: <Anastasia_Locke> "You guys!"
06:54:17: <Kazuma_Raigeki> The quest is happening!
06:54:18: <Aurora_Surma> wut
06:54:19: <Anastasia_Locke> "We need to-"
06:54:21: Anastasia_Locke hiccups
06:54:25: <Anastasia_Locke> "practice!"
06:54:36: Aurora_Surma raises one eyebrow
06:54:48: <Aurora_Surma> Did you see
06:54:57: <Aurora_Surma> how I just swung my massive longsword
06:55:02: <Aurora_Surma> dude
06:55:02: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, even if we can't level up, we can still learn the combat system and everything!
06:55:15: <Anastasia_Locke> "But what about the SPECIAL TECHNIQUES!?"
06:55:28: <Callum_Heyes> we cood fyght im tonyght
06:55:40: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Nah, the demo wouldn't let us.
06:55:53: <Kazuma_Raigeki> There'd be some guard or something blocking off the next area.
06:56:48: Aurora_Surma searches online for ways to trap Death
06:56:49: <Callum_Heyes> daym
06:57:18: <Callum_Heyes> wayt kan u evan kel def
06:57:25: <Callum_Heyes> kan def dye
06:57:30: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, for sure!
06:57:37: <Aurora_Surma> ((should I roll somthing?))
06:58:00: <Kazuma_Raigeki> We just need to either heal him, if he's one of those skeleton-in-a-cloak deaths, or just beat him up normally.
06:58:02: <Callum_Heyes> ((Sure))
06:58:38: <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+1 to find a way to trap Death
06:58:39: <`DM> 1,15Aurora_Surma rolled1,15 1d20+1 1,15to find a way to trap Death 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{17}
06:58:50: <Aurora_Surma> ((jaczac|m ))
06:59:09: <Callum_Heyes> ((Gonna have to go get serk))
07:00:50: <Serket> YOUR WONDERFUL AND BENEVOLENT DM HAS RETURNED
07:00:56: <Aurora_Surma> ((Aurora_Surma rolled 1d20+1 to find a way to trap Death [ 1d20=16 ]{17}))
07:01:20: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (she googled it)
07:01:27: <Aurora_Surma> ((we are just drinking and chatting in Cal's warehouse))
07:01:47: <Serket> You attempt to find a way to trap Death. However, even as good as your google-fu is working right now, there is not actually any known method for trapping Death. So you can't find it.
07:02:07: <Aurora_Surma> Goddamn it...
07:02:08: <Callum_Heyes> ((Were sending back the apocalypse))
07:02:13: <Anastasia_Locke> "Nah Aurora"
07:02:22: <Anastasia_Locke> "Yahoo it."
07:02:41: Aurora_Surma tries yahoo instead
07:02:52: <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+1 to find info
07:02:52: <`DM> 1,15Aurora_Surma rolled1,15 1d20+1 1,15to find info 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{20}
07:02:58: <Callum_Heyes> dats ow eye fownd owt ow two sumen im
07:03:07: <Callum_Heyes> on yaho
07:03:36: <Serket> Several searches point to various methods on trapping Death, although none appear particularly reliable.
07:03:47: <Serket> Seems like you're going to need a miracle for this one, Aurora.
07:03:56: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Try Bing?
07:04:15: <Aurora_Surma> There are few methods here...we could try these
07:04:48: <Aurora_Surma> See what they do
07:04:52: <Aurora_Surma> I'm feeling lucky
07:05:00: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Roll 1d20+1 to find info on Bing
07:05:00: <`DM> 1,15Kazuma_Raigeki rolled1,15 1d20+1 1,15to find info on Bing 12,15[ 1d20=18 ]4,15{19}
07:05:15: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (i assumed the roll was WIS)
07:05:55: Aurora_Surma starts the ritual found on yahoo that's supposed to trap Death
07:06:05: <Serket> Several results come up mirroring Aurora's result, however, there is an odd video result titled "HOT HORSEMANONHORSEMAN ACTION DEATHXFAMINE XXX" ... You decide that it would be better to leave that the fuck alone.
07:06:21: <Callum_Heyes> def seemed lyke ay preti avrag gie wi myght bee able two jusht kynd ov cayg im
07:06:45: <Serket> The ritual, sans roll, is a remarkable success.
07:06:46: <Serket> However.
07:06:48: Anastasia_Locke takes over mixing the drinks while Aurora is busy
07:06:48: <`DM> 1,15Kazuma_Raigeki rolled1,15 1d20+1 1,15to find ingo on https://duckduckgo.com/ 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{17}
07:06:48: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Roll 1d20+1 to find ingo on https://duckduckgo.com/
07:07:05: <Serket> The lack of there being any Death to trap ends up being the crux of your plan, and Death fails to be trapped.
07:07:39: <Aurora_Surma> :|
07:08:02: <Aurora_Surma> Cal, summon Death again so we can trap him
07:08:14: <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait wait wait!"
07:08:17: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20 to ask siri for help with trapping death
07:08:18: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to ask siri for help with trapping death 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{13}
07:08:25: <Anastasia_Locke> "Let's get Death drunk first."
07:08:33: <Anastasia_Locke> "Then he'll be easier to surprise!"
07:08:34: <archive> ((can't breathe))
07:08:38: <Aurora_Surma> Hey! That's a great idea
07:09:09: <Callum_Heyes> soe am eye sumenin im
07:09:15: <Callum_Heyes> ore nah
07:09:45: <Anastasia_Locke> "Yes!"
07:10:03: <Anastasia_Locke> "But first more whatever this is!"
07:10:11: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20 to secretly search up how to bind death to your will on yahoo
07:10:11: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to secretly search up how to bind death to your will on yahoo 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{3}
07:10:13: Aurora_Surma helps Ana with the drinks
07:10:43: <Anastasia_Locke> "Great idea Callum!"
07:11:00: <Anastasia_Locke> "Then we can make him make us drinks!"
07:11:11: <Anastasia_Locke> :D
07:11:41: <Aurora_Surma> I wonder if Death can turn water into wine like that one dude...
07:12:00: <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh man that would be so cool!"
07:12:38: <Serket> A book falls off a nearby shelf, nailing Aurora on the head.
07:13:06: <Serket> roll 1d4 for book damage
07:13:06: <`DM> 1,15Serket rolled1,15 1d4 1,15for book damage 12,15[ 1d4=1 ]4,15{1}
07:13:10: <Serket> lucky
07:13:11: <Callum_Heyes> ((Where would that even come from I don't have shelves))
07:13:23: <Serket> (( I said nearby shelf.
07:13:25: <Serket> (( I didnt say how nearby
07:13:30: <Aurora_Surma> Ouch
07:13:37: <Anastasia_Locke> "I swear that wasn't me."
07:13:44: Anastasia_Locke quietly captchalogues her book
07:13:50: <Aurora_Surma> What the hell?
07:13:52: <Serket> (( Pfffff
07:14:01: <Anastasia_Locke> Ninjas of Love is now in Ana's sylladex
07:14:20: <Aurora_Surma> ((so I'm missing one hp...great))
07:14:31: <Serket> (( :D
07:15:02: <Callum_Heyes> awryght mayke shure nowt two bee meen two def wen e shows up
07:15:28: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20-1 to summon death again
07:15:28: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20-1 1,15to summon death again 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{1}
07:15:34: <Anastasia_Locke> "Of course! That would be terrible!"
07:15:43: <Aurora_Surma> "Yeah..I'll behave"
07:15:55: <Serket> (( Does that count as a crit-fail?
07:16:12: <Callum_Heyes> ((No))
07:16:17: <Serket> (( Oh.
07:16:22: <Serket> Nothing happens. :I
07:16:41: <Anastasia_Locke> "You need to get more drunk!"
07:16:45: <archive> ((naviai boggles vacantly at these shenanigans))
07:16:47: <Anastasia_Locke> "I bet that'll do it!"
07:17:07: <Callum_Heyes> worth ay showt eye ges
07:17:57: <Serket> Meanwhile, (The real) Death is watching these shenanigans from the afterlife. He should intervene, he thinks. What with the apocalypse coming tommorow, it simply wouldn't do to have a bunch of underage minors in the afterlife.
07:18:05: Aurora_Surma gives just a small glass to Cal
07:18:26: <Callum_Heyes> tanks
07:18:37: Callum_Heyes knocks it back in a single gulp
07:18:42: <Serket> A bunch of drunken underage minors is pretty bad in of itself, thinks Death. a bunch of drunken overage miners is pretty bad too. He isn't sure which one is worse.
07:19:01: <Callum_Heyes> awryght tayke two
07:19:07: <Aurora_Surma> :D
07:19:09: <Anastasia_Locke> "Woohoo!"
07:19:14: <Serket> (( -2 to wis for being drunk
07:19:18: <Serket> (( :D
07:20:01: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20-1 1,15death get the fuck over here 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{1}
07:20:01: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20-1 death get the fuck over here
07:20:42: <Callum_Heyes> ((I think you can crit fail me if I roll a total of 0))
07:20:49: <Callum_Heyes> ((That seems fair))
07:20:55: <Serket> For a moment, nothing happens.
07:21:00: <Anastasia_Locke> "Dude you're doing it wrong."
07:21:01: <Serket> A second later, nothing continues to happen.
07:21:11: <Anastasia_Locke> "Needs more alcohol."
07:21:15: <Anastasia_Locke> "And like"
07:21:22: <Anastasia_Locke> "Even more alcohol after that."
07:21:30: <Callum_Heyes> awryght den
07:21:33: <Aurora_Surma> "Man...what's that nonsense you were yelling about my mother during that ritual?
07:21:53: <Callum_Heyes> wel eye tink she es ded
07:22:07: <Aurora_Surma> :|
07:22:14: <archive> ((...))
07:22:22: Anastasia_Locke finds this entirely hilarious
07:22:41: Anastasia_Locke is now lying on the floor having a conniption
07:22:51: Aurora_Surma gives an entire bottle for Cal to drink
07:22:53: <Serket> Anas book is mysteriously decaptchalogued approximately ten feet above her head.
07:23:03: <Serket> It then hits her on the head, much like it did Aurora.
07:23:04: <Aurora_Surma> "So um..pace yourself mate"
07:23:08: <Serket> roll 1d4
07:23:08: <`DM> 1,15Serket rolled1,15 1d4 12,15[ 1d4=2 ]4,15{2}
07:23:35: <archive> ((Is Lozzeh being a tro- wait :P))
07:23:37: Anastasia_Locke finds this even more funny and continues laughing like an idiot
07:23:48: <Callum_Heyes> downt hev awl nyght two do dis
07:24:10: Aurora_Surma sits down and watches Cal work his magyks
07:24:29: Callum_Heyes skulls the entire bottle
07:24:37: <Callum_Heyes> AWRYGHT
07:24:40: <Callum_Heyes> LESS GOE
07:24:49: <Aurora_Surma> Oh dear...
07:24:50: <Anastasia_Locke> "WOOHOO!!!"
07:25:17: <Callum_Heyes> roll 1d20-2 to summon death even though I might not need to soon
07:25:17: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20-2 1,15to summon death even though I might not need to soon 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{3}
07:25:31: <Aurora_Surma> ((wtf dice))
07:25:33: <Serket> So mch nothing is happening right now, you would not BELIEVE
07:25:33: <Anastasia_Locke> "dude lemme try"
07:25:36: <Kazuma_Raigeki> You guys can have fun with this
07:25:46: <Kazuma_Raigeki> I'm going to go practice the combat system for tomorrow.
07:25:51: <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1-2
07:25:52: <`DM> 1,15Anastasia_Locke rolled1,15 1d20+1-2 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{8}
07:25:52: <Aurora_Surma> Aww
07:26:04: <Aurora_Surma> don't go Kaz :(
07:26:14: <Anastasia_Locke> "Or you could learn the rules for getting poisoned!"
07:26:21: <Serket> The amount of nothing happening right now is kind of ridiculous.
07:26:27: <Aurora_Surma> ((I need to leave soon too))
07:26:30: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ana, the rules for poison are so obvious.
07:26:41: <Callum_Heyes> wayt guise eye forgawt da sacrafyce
07:26:43: <Callum_Heyes> dis shood work
07:26:43: <Kazuma_Raigeki> It's always just generic damage over time.
07:26:46: <Anastasia_Locke> "But what if there are secret rules?"
07:26:51: <Anastasia_Locke> "Like books falling on my head!"
07:27:08: <Kazuma_Raigeki> That's a completely different status effect
07:27:10: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20-2 now with added dead rat
07:27:11: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20-2 1,15now with added dead rat 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{-1}
07:27:14: <archive> ((rip ana died by poison on day 1))
07:27:15: Anastasia_Locke hopes nobody noticed the book yet and re-captcha's it
07:27:18: <archive> ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA))
07:27:22: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (welp.)
07:27:23: <Aurora_Surma> ((oh god))
07:27:27: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (F)
07:27:47: <Serket> The dead rat revitalizes, and starts to claw Callums eyes out.
07:28:01: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, you guys have fun!
07:28:06: <Serket> roll 1d6 for tiny little claw damage
07:28:06: <`DM> 1,15Serket rolled1,15 1d6 1,15for tiny little claw damage 12,15[ 1d6=6 ]4,15{6}
07:28:09: <Serket> damn
07:28:10: <Anastasia_Locke> "BATTLE PRACTICE, WOO!!!"
07:28:13: <Callum_Heyes> o gawd get et ov mi
07:28:14: <Aurora_Surma> "Cal, there's a rat eating your eyes..."
07:28:20: Aurora_Surma points at the rat
07:28:29: Anastasia_Locke decaptchas her guns and empties a clip of bullets in the rat's general direction
07:28:29: <Callum_Heyes> o gawd somewon elp
07:28:40: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ana...
07:28:45: <Kazuma_Raigeki> You're shooting Callum...
07:28:47: Aurora_Surma equips her sword
07:28:47: <archive> ((ana pls))
07:28:50: <Aurora_Surma> I got this
07:28:55: <Callum_Heyes> ((Roll to hit us))
07:29:01: <Aurora_Surma> Stand still mate
07:29:06: <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 3#1d20+3
07:29:06: <`DM> 1,15Anastasia_Locke rolled1,15 3#1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{11}, 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{19}, 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{4}
07:29:20: <Anastasia_Locke> ((Does 11 hit?))
07:29:25: <Serket> You hit the rat, and also hit Callum
07:29:34: <Aurora_Surma> ((I have 13 AC))
07:29:40: <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d6
07:29:40: <`DM> 1,15Anastasia_Locke rolled1,15 1d6 12,15[ 1d6=2 ]4,15{2}
07:29:57: <archive> ((Can I pull a Naviai ex machina?))
07:30:06: <Serket> no
07:30:06: <Callum_Heyes> ETS TINE CLAWS ARE DIGEN ENTO MY EYES
07:30:08: <archive> ((Viewports, time travel and telikinesis))
07:30:10: <archive> ((awwww))
07:30:18: <Serket> Callum, roll acrobatics to GIT IT OFF
07:30:41: <Callum_Heyes> ((git et ov*))
07:31:23: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{17}
07:31:23: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 1d20+1
07:31:31: Aurora_Surma puts all the alcohol away
07:31:44: <Anastasia_Locke> "No we need more!"
07:32:01: <archive> ((Just a normal day in the tow of Leechville...))
07:32:03: <Anastasia_Locke> "Drown the rat in it!"
07:32:10: <Aurora_Surma> "haha"
07:32:43: <Callum_Heyes> ((Did I get it off?))
07:32:50: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (alright, i kinda need to sleep)
07:33:16: <Callum_Heyes> ((Buhbi))
07:33:16: <Aurora_Surma> "I think we are drunk enough...lets not go too crazy"
07:33:58: <Aurora_Surma> ((and I have to go to uni, lets end this))
07:34:30: Callum_Heyes steps on the rat
07:34:40: <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh."
07:34:40: <Serket> The rat is off.
07:34:41: <Serket> The rat is dead.
07:34:45: <Anastasia_Locke> "Well that worked."
07:35:01: <Anastasia_Locke> "You killed Death! WOOHOO!"
07:35:05: <Aurora_Surma> "I feel like that's worth at least one level of experience"
07:35:18: <Callum_Heyes> def es ded
07:35:19: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do you feel like you got any stat points?
07:35:30: <Callum_Heyes> victari es ows
07:35:44: <Anastasia_Locke> "Woohoo! The world is safe at last!"
07:35:45: <Aurora_Surma> "Good job everyone, we did it!"
07:35:57: <Anastasia_Locke> "We're national heroes now!"
07:36:09: <Kazuma_Raigeki> But no one was here to see it...
07:36:23: Anastasia_Locke giggles
07:36:28: <Anastasia_Locke> "I have cameras."
07:36:33: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Just like in every video game, we save the world, but no one acknowledges it.
07:36:38: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Oh, never mind.
07:36:41: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Heroes!
07:36:46: <Anastasia_Locke> "Heroes!"
07:36:54: <Callum_Heyes> yae
07:37:08: <Aurora_Surma> ^-^
07:37:08: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ok guys, pose for the freeze-frame!
07:37:16: Kazuma_Raigeki poses
07:37:17: <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, good idea!"
07:37:20: Anastasia_Locke poses
07:37:32: Callum_Heyes picks up the dead rat to pose with
07:37:33: Aurora_Surma grins with eyes closed
07:37:53: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (good end point?)
07:37:58: <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+2 to pose, disadvantage because head trauma and drunk
07:37:58: <`DM> 1,15Anastasia_Locke rolled1,15 2#1d20+2 1,15to pose, disadvantage because head trauma and drunk 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{17}, 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{17}
07:38:13: <`DM> 1,15Kazuma_Raigeki rolled1,15 1d20+3 1,15to pose 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{10}
07:38:13: <Kazuma_Raigeki> roll 1d20+3 to pose
07:38:22: <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+2 to pose
07:38:23: <`DM> 1,15Aurora_Surma rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15to pose 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{16}
07:38:53: <`DM> 1,15Callum_Heyes rolled1,15 2#d20+1 1,15for me and the rat to pose 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{2}, 12,15[ 1d20=18 ]4,15{19}
07:38:53: <Callum_Heyes> Roll 2#d20+1 for me and the rat to pose
07:39:07: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (darn it, callum)
07:39:13: <Anastasia_Locke> ((Impossibly Photogenic Dead Rat))
07:39:13: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (pose better)
07:39:14: <Aurora_Surma> ((you crit failed the pose))
07:39:21: <Serket> Callums pose is awful, he trips and causes everyone else to fall over in the process.
07:39:29: <Callum_Heyes> ((Well at least the rat looks dapper as fuck))
07:39:31: <Anastasia_Locke> "WOO!"
07:39:31: <Serket> Except the rat, the rat poses eloquently, and gains three levels in the process.
07:39:35: <archive> ((damnit cahlum you had one job))
07:39:46: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Great freeze frame, or GREATEST freeze frame?
07:39:55: <Aurora_Surma> "The best"
07:39:56: <Anastasia_Locke> "GREATESTEST!"
07:40:12: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ok guys, I'm heading back home.
07:40:16: <Aurora_Surma> "I feel like I should sleep too..."
07:40:47: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, bye guys!
07:40:48: <Callum_Heyes> eye tink eyell jusht goe lye down fore ay bit
07:40:50: <Aurora_Surma> "Cya"
07:41:02: Aurora_Surma heads home
07:41:04: Callum_Heyes passes out cold on his bed
07:41:07: Kazuma_Raigeki helps bring Ana home
07:41:12: <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz"
07:41:21: <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz Kaz Kaz"
07:41:25: <Anastasia_Locke> "Kazzie"
07:41:28: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ana.
07:41:29: <Aurora_Surma> roll 1d20+1 to drive safely
07:41:29: <`DM> 1,15Aurora_Surma rolled1,15 1d20+1 1,15to drive safely 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{5}
07:41:32: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ana ana ana.
07:41:35: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Annie.
07:41:40: <Aurora_Surma> ((I drive over someone?))
07:41:44: <Kazuma_Raigeki> (F)
07:41:44: <Anastasia_Locke> "What the heck did you just call me?"
07:41:54: <Anastasia_Locke> "I have a heavy book"
07:42:00: <Anastasia_Locke> "I will use it, I swear."
07:42:14: Kazuma_Raigeki gets Lefen to help carry Ana upstairs, cuz that guy is just the best
07:42:24: <Kazuma_Raigeki> Bye Ana!
07:42:27: <Anastasia_Locke> "Lefen you're the best"
07:42:31: <Anastasia_Locke> "Bye Kaz"
07:42:34: <Anastasia_Locke> "Lefen"
07:42:40: <Anastasia_Locke> "Lefen Lefen Lefen"
07:42:42: <Anastasia_Locke> "Leffie"
07:42:47: <Anastasia_Locke> "Dude"
07:43:05: Kazuma_Raigeki goes to bed
07:43:06: <Anastasia_Locke> "My buddy just stepped on the apocalypse"
07:43:21: <LeFen> "That's nice, Ana.
07:43:41: <Anastasia_Locke> "I know, right?"
07:43:48: Aurora_Surma hides the corpse and walks the rest of the way
07:44:01: <LeFen> "Now go to sleep and tell your uncle about it in the morning."
07:44:09: <LeFen> "I'm sure he'd love to hear it."
07:44:20: <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh man I bet he'd be so psyched"
07:44:34: <LeFen> "I bet he will be."
07:44:39: <LeFen> "Good night, Ana."
07:44:47: <Anastasia_Locke> "Night Lefen"
07:45:06: LeFen returns to the lobby, and continues to be so chill.