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AnonXSkybreaker

Feb 18th, 2015
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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >You have been living in Equestria for about a month in a half.
  3. >to you, ponies seem normal because of the amount of time you spent online and such.
  4. >But these Plane ponies on the other hand, are new to you.
  5. >despite this newness you are now having to share a apartment with one.
  6. >You do recognize her as a Mig-25 named Skybreaker.
  7. >You are living with her for god knows why, but you are making by, plus you kinda find her amusing
  8. >You wake up as you normally do at 8 AM. despite that you have to go to work in two hours.
  9. >From what you know, Skybreaker is a trainer for younger plane ponies.
  10. >She normally gets up before you but today was her day off so you decided to surprise her with breakfast.
  11. > Besides drinking jet fuel for her diet, she can eat regular food, but in larger quantities.
  12. > She enjoys simple things, such as eggs and toast, after making her eight eggs and half a loaf of toast all soaked in fuel.
  13. >After making her breakfast you moved on to yours.
  14. > After yours was done you notice her coming down the stairs looking quite surprised at what she finds
  15. >"Anon, why are you up so late, also did you make me breakfast"? she said in a semi thick Russian accent.
  16. >for some reason you could never figure out why she had a Russian accent.
  17. "Yes I did make you some food, just thought it would be a nice idea is all" you replied with
  18. > she thanked you for that and she sat down and started eating
  19. > despite being the size of a normal pony, she ate a lot of food then most ponies would normally eat in a day
  20. " So, Sky, what do you plan to do on your day off?" you asked
  21. >"Me, i just plan to hang around here, straighten up the place, go through your room and such" she said, with the last part with a mischievous face.
  22. "Sky we both know the rules we established, no entering our own rooms without permission, besides, i have nothing to hide at all"
  23. >you really did have nothing to hide anyways, just your computers search history.
  24. >"Anon you know I am only joking right"? she says
  25. "Yeah, I know you are, besides i thought you had planes to hang out with your friends"?
  26. > you knew very little about her friends or anything, just that she was friends with a Mig-21 named Gil and a Su-27 named Flanker
  27. > You also knew a few of your own friends yourself, you are friends with a few plane ponies yourself, a F-15 named Eagle, a A-10 named Blitz who somewhat despises Sky, and a F-14 named Maverick.
  28. >" Oh yeah, i forgot i was going to go out to lunch with Gil and Flanker today, thanks for the reminder Anon"
  29. > despite this you almost forgot that you had to go to work
  30. > You are a History teacher at the local high school, for a weird reason you landed that job and are teaching ponies about human history
  31. > After finishing your breakfast and cleaning up after it, you headed out the door to work.
  32. >Your job was fun for the most part and it did pay surprisingly well, better than most teachers on earth.
  33. >After working for a few hours you went home to find Blitz waiting at your door, you naturally assumed she was looking for Skybreaker again.
  34. >" Oh Anon have you seen "Skywrecker" around, i need to show her a new thing that proves i'm better than her
  35. >Oh boy not this again...
  36. "Look Blitz, I get it that you and Sky hate each other, and I know that you always want to one up each other, but not now, besides shes not here now, shes out with her friends.
  37. >"Oh really then, mind telling me where she is then"?
  38. "Yes i mind, besides i really dont know where, just said she would be with friends
  39. > upset, she sighed and said...
  40. >"Fine anon, hey wanna go to the range later and squeeze a few out?"
  41. >One of the most surprising things to you when you first got to Equestria was how firearms have made a impact here.
  42. >You also found out that Plane Ponies are actually first built by ponies, but then evolved in a short time and could reproduce on their own.
  43. >With that also came the invention of firearms and such.
  44. "Im going to have to think about that, besides Sky could come back at any time".
  45. >" Oh well then maybe you would want to fly arou..."
  46. "No, i don't fly, i never want to fly, i hate flying"
  47. >despite knowing so much about planes, you never were one for flying, after the event happened.
  48. >" Oh right forgot you hated that, well catch you later then Anon" Blitz replied
  49. >You said goodbye as well as you went in side and turned on the News.
  50. > he news was basically the same here in Equestria as well as Earths.
  51. > The news was also the same over hyped and over blown news as well.
  52. >Most articles were about local news Fillydelphia as well as other things.
  53. > Overall, you were glad to turn on the news and not be flooded with the death of someone or some war happening.
  54. >After watching the news for a bit Sky came home with a plane pony you never had seen before
  55. >The new plane was what looked like to you a Mig-31
  56. > when they both came in you were surprised to find out the the mystery mare was Skybreakers sister, Natasha.
  57. >when you introduced yourself to Natasha, she was quite shocked
  58. >" Sky, why did you never tell me you were living with a human, he might me dangerous" she said
  59. > of course you were used to this sort of thing from most ponies and plonies cause humans were rare in Equestria.
  60. " I can assure you that i am not dangerous, besides, you have a canon, all i got are my fists" you replied
  61. > anon, please try not to embarrass me in front of my younger sister" Sky said, she means a lot to me and i wanted to invite her over for dinner
  62. > Surprised by your guest you wanted to make her feel safe around a human.
  63. > For dinner you made both Sky and Natasha a meatless shepards pie with jet fuel replaced with oil
  64. > as for yourself, left over pizza.
  65. > while eating Natasha became curious about something
  66. >"Anon", Natasha asked, " What was it like on earth, and is it as peaceful and tranquil here in Equestria"?
  67. >with that question you were taken back a bit, but then relaxed your nerves and said.
  68. Earth is nothing like hear, everyday on earth you could be murdered by a crazy person with a gun at any possible moment. , our race has been slowly killing our planet in search of more power and such, the only thing that humanity has managed to perfect in its whole life span is war, and war is what brought me to this place, so no, Earth is nothing like Equestria, are you satisfied with your question?
  69. > Natasha was utterly horrified about how you went into such grim details about your home planet.
  70. >"Ye, yes anon, that does answer my question" Natasha said
  71. >dinner went quietly after that and when Natasha left Skybreaker turned to you and had a seriously angry face.
  72. >"What. The. Fuck. anon, she said, why would you ever say such a horrible thing about your home, were you trying to scare my sister?
  73. "No, i told her the truth, Earth is hell compared to here Sky, and what i said about war bringing me here is true, war is what brought me here, I flew for my country, repel my invaders and take back my home, and what did i get? I get to know that my family had died and that i was to fly one last time and then i would be done. I was shot down that mission, i blacked out and then woke up at a hospital here. I vowed then to never hurt anyone and to never fly any weapon of war again. Are you fucking happy know Sky? you said with a tear in your eye
  74. >Skybreaker was in shock as to what you said, and then hugged you for comfort
  75. >you said to her that your world does have its flaws, but it does have some good things
  76. "Earth does have some good things, we are aware of our problems and try to solve them every day. you said
  77. >after that eventful moment you went down and sit with Skybreaker and watch some Tv together,
  78. >tomorrow is a day off for you so you were pleased with that.
  79. >You always knew that even though Sky is a bitch she does have a a soft spot, especially for you
  80. > your glad with the life you have, and you don't want it to end soon.
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