akbtruth

ALRIGHT SCUMBAGS im about to fill you in right quick
past(graduated) to present akb roster related

which of you SCUMBAGS voted for SASSHIHARA RINO as #1 this senbatsu
because you broke THE ONLY RULE OF FIGHTCLUB...

SASSHI LEFT A BOYS HOUSE AND YOU VOTE HER FIRST? she should be banned to SNE48 to make her REPENT on dating a boy not to mention SHES NOT FUNNY, UNTALENTED, AND NOT EVEN CUTE 3/10 at best

JURINA IS FUCKING BEST MATSUI
this is a fact if you disagree i will fite you

pretty pissed off at early voting YOKOYAMA AND SHIMAZAKI were 7 AND 8 but at senbatsu they polled 12 and 13 THESE TWO GIRLS ARE THE NEXT NEW GEN

if your oshimen is a member NOT from the first 5 gens you are clearly doing it wrong or have mental damage these are the pro-tier A team allstars of : akb, shinoda, takamina, sayaka akimoto even down to miho any of the young brats dont count

if your oshimen is either
yuko oshima or mayu watanabe
you won the game and did it right

if you like a girl that IS NOT from SKE or AKB with exception of SNE or JKT for AKI TAKAJO or MIYAZAWA SAE you simply did it wrong and should suicide instantly

if MAJISUKA GAUKEN IS NOT your favorite akb show (akbingo ill accept)
you did it absolutlely god damn WRONG

if you DONT watch JANKENPON or SENBATSU tournaments
you are missing EVERYTHING IMPORTANT in this world

sidenote* akb should ABSORB members from MORNING MUSUME when they graduate and vice versa

SAYUMI MICHISHIGE is THE CUTEST EVER this is national FACT
AI TAKAHASHI is a humble princess
RESPECT IT

finally, if your favorite girl band is CHINESE OR KOREAN
kill yourself immediately or i will help assist you