Song

Are you real villain?
Well technically, nah
Have you ever caught a good guy, like a, like a real superhero?
Nah
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah nah
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains

Hey
We are number one
Hey
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
NO DON'T TOUCH THAT

We are number one
Hey
We are number one
We are number one

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME
Let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Hey
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We are number one
Hey
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain Number One

Hey
Hey
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one
Hey
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are number one
We are number one
We are number one
Hey hey