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vodka vodka vodka
(vodka, vodka, vodka)


oh! khello khromade ; todeey iz glorious dhey foor homeland und Putin; Toodey wee play Dressup Rooski
(Oh! Hello comrade, today is glorious day for homeland and Putin. Today we play Dress - Up Russki )


Ooookaaay, so, first get TRK Winter Helmet 2. Iz very gud helmet protect potatoe
(Okay, so, first get the T-R-K Winter Helmet 2. Very good helmet protect potatoe)


Ooookay, then, yoo need T-A-C RRV Plate Recon 2. Very lightweightski, but it only protect potatoe from front
(Ok, then, you need T-A-C RRV Plate Recon 2. Very lightweight, but it only protect potatoe from front)


chen ve hav grorious Russian camo uniformski. It iz called Russian Uniform Rolled up, Flora
(Then we have glorious Russian camo uniform. It is called Russian Uniform Rolled Up, Flora)


For ze buttski, ve have T-A-C 40 millimetre Grenade Carrier Belt 12, in Khakski
(For the butt, we have T-A-C 40 millimeter Grenade Carrier Belt 12, Khaki)


Total weight of vodka does not exceed twenty kilo-grams.
(Total weight of vodka does not exceed twenty kilograms)


AK-12 oohr MRC joor choice uf veapon, iz very gud kill Americanskis
(AK-12 or MRC your choice of weapon, very good for kill American)
(AK-12 or MRC very good for killing Americans)

To kill Americanskis, take AK-12 or MRC black in 4.92 milimetre
(To kill Americans, take AK-12 or MRC black in 4.92 millimeter)

AK fire heavier round, but too heavy. MRC use three shot grenata, very effektiv against Americanski.
(AK fires a heavier round, but is too heavy. MRC uses three shot grenade launcher, which is very effective against the American.)

Khere, jost watch. Ze Americanskis fall to ze might of Stalin's fury.
(Here, just watch. The Americans fall to the might of Stalin's fury.)

Multipole shot grenata moop up all remaining enemy fighters.
(Three shot grenades mop up all remaining Czechloslovakian fighters.)

Chkat jost under twenty kilogrammes, Russian soldatski can run for miles.
(At just under twenty kilograms, Russian soldat can run for miles.)

Trooly, it iz gloorious day for comrades.
(Truly, it is a glorious day for friends.)


Americanskis cannot see white, so we wear white potatoe for comrades. VDV shoot me in leg, it was no fun.
(Americans cannot see white, so we wear white potatoe for friends.)





As you can see grenade launcher is very effective against multiple targets
Как вы можете видеть гранатомет очень эффективен против нескольких целей
Kak vy mozhete videt' granatomet ochen' effektiven protiv neskol'kikh tseley

With this gear you can run very fast Stalin will be proud
С помощью этой передаче вы можете очень быстро бежать Сталин будет гордиться
S pomoshch'yu etoy peredache vy mozhete ochen' bystro bezhat' Stalin budet gordit'sya