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- chip from accounting, the roguish knave!
- chip: im back! no need to thank me
- coworkers: hes back!
- chip: and i brought some friends! ha ha, just kidding
- chip: i dont have any friends.
- on his secret hard drive, chip from accounting has... forbidden things
- hoarded en masse.
- chip: recently i accumulated a few servers! my servers are my own business,
- but of their grand development i am proud. they are bait for rare
- new forms of digital life. even now, like discrete cesspools or petri
- dishes in the eyes of the energy gods, new bacterium are forming...
- chip: before we can proceed further...
- assistant: yes, sir
- chip: im afraid we must proceed into the lions den
- chip: people joke about hr, but... im friends with them!
- chip: devils though they be...
- chip: the really bad place is...
- chip: IT
- chip: truth be told id rather be headed to the mailroom, but...
- chip: these nerds know what theyre doing.
- chips vast compound of servers, though it only occupies the area of
- an average space heater or two, casts long shadows that extend beyond
- its frame. on the wall they dance and form vague shapes.
- chip: this is the door to it.
- chip: notice how it gets a lot darker as you approach. there is
- cheeto dust in the air as you enter what appears to be a damp space,
- which appears as though it had once been sealed, but was recently opened.
- the desks and cubicles wind to form unique, fortlike shapes.
- every desk seems taller in the darkness. is that wind blowing? this
- space seems like it might almost be extradimensional. who knows
- what those *clearing throat* nerds, might be up to. you gotta be careful
- i mean. my tastes run to the extreme, but not like this.
- freddie "kvang" mckiosk
- rumella nora
- vlasha vlaskov
- chip: sometimes im surprised at all the women we hire, but labor laws
- have changed lately, though it still encourages an uncomfortable element.
- chip: the old boys that used to work here... who knows whats become of them.
- tsk tsk... i wouldnt be surprised if theyd left for... i mean, thats only
- speculation. their musk still hangs heavy on this place. they made
- me really, uh... uncomfortable.
- chip: *exhale*
- chip: even thinking about them
- chip: *closer by 35%* gives me the creeps.
- chip: they say theres a special place in hell for people like that, but
- in my onion? im glad theyre gone.
- the old nerds built a strange fort out of discarded desks. having sealed
- themselves off from the tides of the world amniotically, they proceeded
- into an unknown reality.
- chip: fraternities often find hiring material in the mailroom, but theyre
- not very well organized and lack planning capacity. as for the boss?
- chip: in his old age he has deteriorated. this place's interior
- decorating could use some work as well, since its geared toward organization.
- chip: i invented my server to monitor and track contraband, dangerous
- material online. lately ive had a change of heart, seeking to right
- all the wrongs i did during my hoarding days. i cant seem to win
- over middle management with my new algorithm, however. in this case,
- we need Nerd Power (tm) to win over staff.
- chip: id be lying if i said the technology hadnt been perfected
- chip: but otoh
- chip: nerds make good charts.
- more ideas:
- i enjoy making the wretched daughters of ancient, shitty old men
- from media, adopted or otherwise. i like their aspects when projected
- onto lesbianism minus the ridicule lesbian cartoon villains usually
- and frequently receive.
- voldemorts daughter
- jafars 3 weird adopted daughters with the dank fighting, stealth
- and survival skills who are skilled at diplomacy.
- rasputin doesnt have a successor hes just extremely long-lived and hard
- to even approach. maybe he recruits the youngest romanov and she kills
- him instantly. just throwin it out there.
- i mean drils own visage is just jack nicholson so maybe just find a
- different headcanon for him that isnt "i am old, horrifying and incontinent"
- football!dril
- hamburger!dril
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