server {
  # Replace this port with the right one for your requirements
  listen 80;

  # Multiple hostnames separated by spaces.  Replace these as well.
  server_name nope nope;

  root /home/web/nope;
  access_log /home/web/logs/nope;
  # We'll enable errorlog for a bit, to see if anything breaks
  error_log /home/web/logs/nope;

  index  index.php index.html index.htm;

  # static file 404's aren't logged and expires header is set to maximum age
  location ~* \.(jpg|jpeg|gif|css|png|js|ico|html)$ {
    access_log off;
    expires max;
  }

  # Need the $uri and $args for donating to work.
  location / {
    try_files $uri $uri/ /index.php?q=$uri&$args;
  }

  location /~ { return 404; }
  location ~* wp-config.php { deny all; }
  location ~* wp-admin/includes { deny all; }
  location ~* wp-includes/theme-compat/ { deny all; }
  location ~* wp-includes/js/tinymce/langs/.*\.php { deny all; }
  location /wp-content/ { internal; }
  location /wp-includes/ { internal; }
  location ~* ^/wp-content/uploads/.*.(html|htm|shtml|php)$ {
      types { }
      default_type text/plain;
  }

  location ~ \.php$ {
    set $memcached_key "wordpress:$request_uri";
    memcached_pass 127.0.0.1:11211;
    default_type       text/html;
    error_page 404 405 502 = @cache_miss;
  }

  location @cache_miss {
    include fastcgi_params;
    try_files $uri =404;
    fastcgi_intercept_errors on;
    # By all means use a different server for the fcgi processes if you need to
    fastcgi_pass  unix:/tmp/php-fpm.sock;
  }

  location ~ /\. {
    deny  all;
  }
}