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- [2012-04-11 22:49:12] <ShadesO`Gray> Donovan wanders into the poolbay...
- [2012-04-11 22:49:32] <Sequence> Alissa wanders in?
- [2012-04-11 22:49:33] <Gookamungus> Coop skates up to the sub bay in full tactical gear. He pops up his board, and fits it onto his back. It's a very odd look.
- [2012-04-11 22:50:01] <Salmander> Corbette is examining what appears to be an eyeball.
- [2012-04-11 22:50:08] <ShadesO`Gray> Don narrows his eyes at coop but doesn't say anything to him personally...
- [2012-04-11 22:51:08] <ShadesO`Gray> He's got a claymore on his back, and a rapier at his waist
- [2012-04-11 22:51:13] <Salmander> "Alright, get in the sub, three musketeers."
- [2012-04-11 22:51:17] <padri> Ren fumes into the sub bay. When she sees Corbette, she fumes /even more/
- [2012-04-11 22:51:30] <Salmander> "Four musketeers."
- [2012-04-11 22:51:32] <Sequence> Alissa glares at everyone (except Ren) and stalks into the sub.
- [2012-04-11 22:51:37] <ShadesO`Gray> "Any idea what we're looking at?"
- [2012-04-11 22:51:42] <Gookamungus> The man reaches out to nudge Alissa. "Hey, you good?"
- [2012-04-11 22:51:52] <Sequence> Alissa glares EXTRA HARD at Coop.
- [2012-04-11 22:51:53] <Salmander> "No idea, but don't be surprised if it looks right back."
- [2012-04-11 22:52:14] <Gookamungus> Coop laughs. "I'll take that as a yes."
- [2012-04-11 22:52:35] <ShadesO`Gray> "Of course... one of these days Corbette, you not telling us what we're in for it going to get us killed... and then whatever killed us, is probably going to kill you."
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- [2012-04-11 22:52:57] <padri> She seems to be strangely satisfied by that.
- [2012-04-11 22:52:59] <Salmander> "Stop it, you're killing me."
- [2012-04-11 22:53:04] <Salmander> The hatch closes shut.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:05] <Proto_Lost> Samson gets there a little late after going back to pick up his music player.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:27] <ShadesO`Gray> Don apparently climbs into the sub at that, settling in next to Ren.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:36] <Sequence> Alissa makes a face at Coop and turns away. "I'm fine."
- [2012-04-11 22:53:41] <padri> She just glares.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:47] <Proto_Lost> Samson looks pretty nervous, he's never been into the pool before.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:52] <padri> Definitely not /at/ anyone.
- [2012-04-11 22:53:56] <padri> Just glares.
- [2012-04-11 22:54:08] <Salmander> The sub descends
- [2012-04-11 22:54:13] <ShadesO`Gray> "I take it Vang wasn't particularly helpful," he offers.
- [2012-04-11 22:54:31] <Salmander> And heads towards a brown light
- [2012-04-11 22:54:38] <Salmander> The light slowly engulfs the sub
- [2012-04-11 22:54:39] <Proto_Lost> "Not at all. He was shorter than I imagined though."
- [2012-04-11 22:54:40] <padri> "He has /no idea/ what's going on and he just sends us away."
- [2012-04-11 22:55:15] <Salmander> And then the sub windows were surrounded by sandstone bricks.
- [2012-04-11 22:55:26] <Gookamungus> "Sure thing, dude." Coop pats himself down, making sure he hasn't forgotten anything.
- [2012-04-11 22:55:27] <padri> Ren looks out the windows.
- [2012-04-11 22:55:27] <Proto_Lost> "Wait, weren't we in water?"
- [2012-04-11 22:55:35] <ShadesO`Gray> "Well he's an idiot then, and if he's any kind of smart at all, he'll figure that out sooner rather then later, just have to have-" he breaks off as the light engulfs the sub, "-patience..."
- [2012-04-11 22:56:09] <ShadesO`Gray> "Doesn't always work out that way," murmurs Don, moving to inspect the gauges.
- [2012-04-11 22:56:13] <Sequence> Alissa frowns at the bricks.
- [2012-04-11 22:56:31] <Proto_Lost> Samson checks himself for things he forgot.
- [2012-04-11 22:56:36] <Salmander> The sub appears to have surfaced in some sort of sandstone brick cavern.
- [2012-04-11 22:57:18] <Proto_Lost> "Ohh...shit. Is this normal? I have a bad feeling about this."
- [2012-04-11 22:57:21] <ShadesO`Gray> Environmental conditions?
- [2012-04-11 22:57:24] <Sequence> "No, this isn't normal."
- [2012-04-11 22:57:24] <Salmander> There's a tunnel of brick that leads out and ahead.
- [2012-04-11 22:57:56] <Salmander> 10 celsius, not humid but the walls seem slightly moist. Torches hung on the walls light the way.
- [2012-04-11 22:58:22] <ShadesO`Gray> "Well, air wont kill us to breath," says Don, moving to open the hatch and head outside.
- [2012-04-11 22:58:31] <padri> Ren gets up to follow him.
- [2012-04-11 22:58:38] <Salmander> It's an easy hop to the sandstone floor
- [2012-04-11 22:58:42] <Proto_Lost> Samson follows Don out, holding his gun pretty tight.
- [2012-04-11 22:59:06] <ShadesO`Gray> He hops out, looking around a bit as he walks towards the tunnel, grabbing a torch from the walls.
- [2012-04-11 22:59:14] <padri> Once she's out of the sub, she focuses and calms down. It won't be any good to be upset when things go haywire.
- [2012-04-11 22:59:17] <Salmander> Don, Ren, roll perception!
- [2012-04-11 22:59:26] <padri> 6df+5 ! ! !
- [2012-04-11 22:59:26] <Glacon> padri: ! ! !: 4 (6df+5=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 22:59:27] <Sequence> Alissa jumps out of the sub after the others.
- [2012-04-11 22:59:30] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!!
- [2012-04-11 22:59:30] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!!: 6 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 22:59:36] <Proto_Lost> Samson flicks on his flashlight, and jumps down as well.
- [2012-04-11 22:59:45] <Salmander> Don, there's a nasty looking spider on Samson's left shoulder.
- [2012-04-11 23:00:04] <ShadesO`Gray> "Sam... /don't/ move," Ath to grab and smash it?
- [2012-04-11 23:00:08] <Salmander> It's grey, and seemingly bony. very big. Large pincers.
- [2012-04-11 23:00:14] <Proto_Lost> "W-what? Why?"
- [2012-04-11 23:00:21] <Salmander> Oh pish, you can probably just flick it off.
- [2012-04-11 23:00:24] <padri> Ren looks over. "What. . .?"
- [2012-04-11 23:00:26] <Proto_Lost> Samson stands still as fuck.
- [2012-04-11 23:00:28] <ShadesO`Gray> "Stay calm..." he does that.
- [2012-04-11 23:00:33] <Gookamungus> Coop is the last out. "Don't. Fucking. Touch it."
- [2012-04-11 23:00:54] <Proto_Lost> "Oh..Oh God it's some sort of big-ass bug isn't it."
- [2012-04-11 23:00:56] <Salmander> It hits the wall and splats, leaving black guts behind.
- [2012-04-11 23:01:22] <ShadesO`Gray> "Something like that, think... more legs, it's off you now though," he pats him on the shoulder.
- [2012-04-11 23:01:25] <Sequence> Alissa makes a retching noise. "God that was gross."
- [2012-04-11 23:01:35] <Sequence> wait did she see him smack the bug off?
- [2012-04-11 23:01:36] <Proto_Lost> Samson flips out a bit as he pats himself wildly. "Christ fucking spiders."
- [2012-04-11 23:01:46] <padri> Ren makes a face. "Ugly." She's not grossed out, thoug.h
- [2012-04-11 23:01:57] <padri> Or upset by it.
- [2012-04-11 23:01:59] <ShadesO`Gray> "Relax your fine, let's keep moving."
- [2012-04-11 23:02:15] <ShadesO`Gray> "Try and... watch the person in front of you for those though."
- [2012-04-11 23:02:16] <Proto_Lost> Samson just rests with his hands on his thighs. "This isn't going to be a common thing, is it?"
- [2012-04-11 23:02:16] <Salmander> she saw him smack teh bug off
- [2012-04-11 23:02:34] <Salmander> The tunnel continues on
- [2012-04-11 23:02:39] <padri> "Nothing's common when it comes to the pool."
- [2012-04-11 23:02:49] <Sequence> "Well what about the person at the end?" Alissa frowns, as she is that person.
- [2012-04-11 23:03:14] <ShadesO`Gray> Don leads the way, "Stay next to the other person at the end," calls back Don.
- [2012-04-11 23:03:17] <padri> "What about the person at the end?"
- [2012-04-11 23:03:27] <padri> redact
- [2012-04-11 23:03:37] <padri> "Here, walk in front of me, Alissa."
- [2012-04-11 23:03:41] <padri> Ren moves to the back.
- [2012-04-11 23:03:50] <Sequence> Alissa shakes her head. "Nah, walk side by side."
- [2012-04-11 23:03:59] <Proto_Lost> Samson stays behind Don.
- [2012-04-11 23:04:12] <padri> She nods. "Then we can watch each other."
- [2012-04-11 23:04:28] <Gookamungus> Coop also moves to the back. It might be so he can stare at Ren's ass, or it could be chivalry.
- [2012-04-11 23:04:36] <Salmander> The tunnel comes to an end and forks left & right. On the wall in front of them hangs a sign.
- [2012-04-11 23:04:59] <Salmander> "WELCOME TRAVELERS TO A LABYRINTH"
- [2012-04-11 23:05:04] <padri> Ren lets him if he wants to. She doesn't even think about what he may or may not be admiring.
- [2012-04-11 23:05:06] <ShadesO`Gray> "Super..."
- [2012-04-11 23:05:18] <padri> "Labyrinth? This isn't good."
- [2012-04-11 23:05:19] <Proto_Lost> "I swear if we run into David Bowie..."
- [2012-04-11 23:05:24] <ShadesO`Gray> Don also has the sudden urge to punch Coop.
- [2012-04-11 23:05:27] <padri> She laughs.
- [2012-04-11 23:05:31] <ShadesO`Gray> He ignores it.
- [2012-04-11 23:05:42] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay, anyone have chalk on the off chance..."
- [2012-04-11 23:05:43] <padri> "Oh, if that happens, it /will/ be good."
- [2012-04-11 23:05:53] <Sequence> "Fucking hell. Uh, I have bandages?"
- [2012-04-11 23:06:02] <ShadesO`Gray> "Adhesive?"
- [2012-04-11 23:06:18] <Proto_Lost> "How about rope?"
- [2012-04-11 23:06:27] <ShadesO`Gray> "Doubt it would be long enough..."
- [2012-04-11 23:06:36] <Salmander> "BE WARNED: ALTHOUGH THIS MAZE HAS LITTLE TWISTS, ITS TRIALS ARE ITS TRUE DANGER."
- [2012-04-11 23:06:37] <Proto_Lost> Samson nods. "Good point."
- [2012-04-11 23:06:42] <padri> She shakes her head. "I don't have anything that'd work. In the sub?"
- [2012-04-11 23:06:51] <Gookamungus> "I have a roll of duct tape."
- [2012-04-11 23:06:51] <ShadesO`Gray> Don pulls out a knife, and tries to make a mark on the wall...
- [2012-04-11 23:06:53] <padri> Did it just change?
- [2012-04-11 23:07:07] <Salmander> No, that's the subtitle
- [2012-04-11 23:07:33] <Proto_Lost> "Those trials are going to be tricky...though I hope it's just shooting things."
- [2012-04-11 23:07:37] <Salmander> "ALSO, WATCH OUT FOR SPIDERS!"
- [2012-04-11 23:07:51] <padri> "We can put duct tape on the turns that we take."
- [2012-04-11 23:07:53] <Sequence> "Well good thing I brought my medkit."
- [2012-04-11 23:08:02] <Proto_Lost> Samson just shuts up at that last part.
- [2012-04-11 23:08:05] <ShadesO`Gray> "That'll work..."
- [2012-04-11 23:08:18] <ShadesO`Gray> Don says this begrudgingly.
- [2012-04-11 23:08:39] <padri> Ren looks over to Samson. Is he scared of spiders? And Alissa?
- [2012-04-11 23:08:40] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay we've got a choice now it seems... right or left?"
- [2012-04-11 23:08:49] <Sequence> Alissa doesn't give a fuck about spiders!
- [2012-04-11 23:08:54] <padri> "Always left."
- [2012-04-11 23:09:16] <Proto_Lost> Samson is terrified as fuck of spiders. Animals he can get...Spiders? Fuck those eight-legged demon bastards
- [2012-04-11 23:09:16] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay, that's two for left, any vote right?"
- [2012-04-11 23:09:21] <Sequence> "Follow the left wall."
- [2012-04-11 23:09:34] <Proto_Lost> "Play left."
- [2012-04-11 23:09:36] <padri> Ren walks up and puts a hand on Samson's back.
- [2012-04-11 23:09:37] <Gookamungus> "Yeah, left wall all the time, man."
- [2012-04-11 23:09:49] <ShadesO`Gray> "Right that's a majority, left it is then, Coop, mark our path and lets head out."
- [2012-04-11 23:09:58] <Proto_Lost> Samson jumps at Ren's hand, thinking it was a spider...all those legs...fuck.
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- [2012-04-11 23:10:13] <padri> She leaves it there and smiles at him reassuringly.
- [2012-04-11 23:10:25] <Proto_Lost> Samson smiles back nervously.
- [2012-04-11 23:10:42] <Gookamungus> "Copy that." He pulls out the roll and tears off a good bit, running it along the corner.
- [2012-04-11 23:10:51] <ShadesO`Gray> "Might be prudent for everyone to go ahead and grab a torch while we can."
- [2012-04-11 23:11:02] <padri> Ren does.
- [2012-04-11 23:11:18] <Proto_Lost> Samson does the same...if only to burn spiders.
- [2012-04-11 23:11:31] <Sequence> Alissa grabs a turrrch.
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- [2012-04-11 23:12:36] <ShadesO`Gray> Once everyone is torched up Don heads down the left path, whistling the Indiana Jones theme song as he goes.
- [2012-04-11 23:12:54] <padri> Ren follows, sticking close to Samson and Alissa.
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- [2012-04-11 23:13:11] <Salmander> Hey Don, roll body
- [2012-04-11 23:13:15] <Proto_Lost> Samson follows, wondering how he's going to shoot with a torch in one hand.
- [2012-04-11 23:13:21] <Sequence> Alissa sticks close to Ren!
- [2012-04-11 23:13:58] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+6 What again!?
- [2012-04-11 23:13:58] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: What again!?: 10 (6df+6=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+)
- [2012-04-11 23:14:24] <Salmander> A dart shoots out and hits Don in the neck. Nothing seems to happen.
- [2012-04-11 23:14:55] <ShadesO`Gray> "...woh... thought that was only a movie thing," says Don, plucking it out of his neck.
- [2012-04-11 23:15:06] <padri> "You okay?"
- [2012-04-11 23:15:07] <Proto_Lost> Samson nearly drops the torch. "Jesus man, be careful!"
- [2012-04-11 23:15:18] <ShadesO`Gray> He looks down at his feet, did he step on something to trigger that, "Seem to be."
- [2012-04-11 23:15:50] <Gookamungus> "You've got to be shitting me. If there's a rolling boulder..."
- [2012-04-11 23:15:50] <Proto_Lost> Samson checks his steps for triggers.
- [2012-04-11 23:15:53] <Salmander> Hmm, what's all that white stuff ahead?
- [2012-04-11 23:16:03] <Gookamungus> Coop pauses to put up another strip of tape.
- [2012-04-11 23:16:25] <padri> Ren looks at it.
- [2012-04-11 23:16:32] <padri> The white stuff.
- [2012-04-11 23:16:42] <ShadesO`Gray> "If there's a rolling boulder then pinch me because I've just entered one of my favorite recurring dreams," says Don, heading towards the white stuff up ahead.
- [2012-04-11 23:16:46] <Salmander> It's a bit too far away, but ti seems to be moving
- [2012-04-11 23:17:25] <Proto_Lost> Samson hands his torch to Ren, and pulls out his Rifle.
- [2012-04-11 23:17:32] <ShadesO`Gray> "That's odd..." says Don, holding the torch higher, and moving closer to get a better look.
- [2012-04-11 23:17:39] <padri> Ren takes the torch.
- [2012-04-11 23:17:51] <padri> Ren looks as best she can.
- [2012-04-11 23:17:58] <Salmander> The white stuff seems to be covering the ceiling and the upper portions of the walls
- [2012-04-11 23:18:18] <padri> Could it be a web?
- [2012-04-11 23:18:26] <Salmander> It's a bunch of half-spheres
- [2012-04-11 23:18:33] <Salmander> A whole lot of them, all of different sizes
- [2012-04-11 23:18:55] <Salmander> There's a seem down the middle of each with what seem to be strings or hairs of some kind poking out
- [2012-04-11 23:19:16] <Proto_Lost> Samson has already got an idea of what might be inside.
- [2012-04-11 23:19:18] <ShadesO`Gray> "That's interesting," says Don, rubbing his chin as he looks at them.
- [2012-04-11 23:19:23] <padri> What do they look to be made of?
- [2012-04-11 23:19:33] <Salmander> Flesh, perhaps
- [2012-04-11 23:19:41] <Sequence> Alissa peers closer.
- [2012-04-11 23:19:46] <Proto_Lost> Samson hangs back, clearly wanting no part of the space the white hairy things share.
- [2012-04-11 23:19:54] <Salmander> One of them opens. It's an eye. It stares back at Alissa.
- [2012-04-11 23:20:04] <Sequence> She jerks back. "Fuck1"
- [2012-04-11 23:20:07] <Sequence> !*
- [2012-04-11 23:20:10] <Salmander> It blinks
- [2012-04-11 23:20:20] <Proto_Lost> "GODDAMMIT." Samson aims.
- [2012-04-11 23:20:24] <padri> She looks around. Only eyes near?
- [2012-04-11 23:20:26] <Sequence> Alissa blinks back at it.
- [2012-04-11 23:20:27] <padri> "Stop!"
- [2012-04-11 23:20:30] <Salmander> More eyes open
- [2012-04-11 23:20:39] <padri> "Why are you shooting? It's just eyes."
- [2012-04-11 23:20:40] <Salmander> They all stare at the group
- [2012-04-11 23:20:58] <Salmander> There only seem to be eyes so far
- [2012-04-11 23:21:15] <ShadesO`Gray> Don stares back, blinking incredulously, "Okay... this is a first."
- [2012-04-11 23:21:35] <Proto_Lost> "Eyes usually mean there's something using them to see. I don't see any legs on those things."
- [2012-04-11 23:21:38] <Salmander> Eyes of all colour and size gaze at the group
- [2012-04-11 23:21:46] <ShadesO`Gray> How far back do the cluster of eyes go?
- [2012-04-11 23:21:56] <Salmander> They go a long way
- [2012-04-11 23:22:12] <ShadesO`Gray> Is there another side that they can see?
- [2012-04-11 23:22:13] <padri> "Well, shooting will only let them see that they should attack us. So leave them."
- [2012-04-11 23:22:26] <Salmander> The eyes seem to go on, at least until the next corner
- [2012-04-11 23:22:34] <Proto_Lost> Samson sighs, and shoulders his Rifle. "Right, right."
- [2012-04-11 23:22:34] <Gookamungus> "We're going to have to figure out some puzzle shit. Goddamn it."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:04] <Proto_Lost> Samson looks at Coop. "You had to say it."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:09] <ShadesO`Gray> "Alright... who wants to brave the eye corridor, and who wants to back track and try our luck with the right tunnel?"
- [2012-04-11 23:23:21] <padri> "Lets go. It's just eyes."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:34] <Proto_Lost> "Likewise. As lone as they don't grow arms or something."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:41] <Sequence> Alissa shrugs. "Let's go."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:41] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay... let me go first, you guys move in my wake."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:41] <Proto_Lost> "Or explode into spiders."
- [2012-04-11 23:23:57] <Proto_Lost> Samson whips out his knife just in case, and follows.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:03] <padri> She smiles at Samson.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:13] <Gookamungus> Coop puts up some more tape, then shoulders his AK.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:24] <Proto_Lost> Samson smiles back, feeling a little better now.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:34] <Sequence> Alissa makes sure her medkit is situated properly.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:34] <Salmander> Compelling Me So Horny on Coop to have him spray on a bit more cologne. You never know how these tight spaces might affect a blooming romance.
- [2012-04-11 23:24:40] <ShadesO`Gray> Don, holding his torch closer to him, walks into the peering hallway, mindful of the audience, he continues whistling.
- [2012-04-11 23:25:00] <Proto_Lost> Samson takes his torch back from Renee.
- [2012-04-11 23:25:16] <Salmander> And Renee has a nice butt
- [2012-04-11 23:26:36] <Gookamungus> Accepted. Coop sprays on more cologne and fantasizes about Ren's butt.
- [2012-04-11 23:27:03] <Proto_Lost> Samson sniffs the air. "Why'd it smell like Old Spice all of a sudden?"
- [2012-04-11 23:27:08] <Salmander> Who knows
- [2012-04-11 23:27:11] <Salmander> Better just continue
- [2012-04-11 23:27:27] <ShadesO`Gray> Don's 'girlfriend is being eye molested' sense goes off... he shrugs if off, soldiering on.
- [2012-04-11 23:27:41] <Gookamungus> Coop is too distracted between watching for threats and Ren's butt to say anything.
- [2012-04-11 23:27:52] <ShadesO`Gray> "Maybe it's the eyes," offers Don.
- [2012-04-11 23:28:13] <Proto_Lost> Samson waves the torch around, in case of descending spiders.
- [2012-04-11 23:28:18] <Sequence> Alissa glances around.
- [2012-04-11 23:28:26] <Salmander> Whatever's changed in the air, the eyes don't seem to enjoy it at all
- [2012-04-11 23:28:35] <Salmander> They're turning red and swollen
- [2012-04-11 23:28:46] <Sequence> "What the fuck..."
- [2012-04-11 23:28:49] <Salmander> Who's at the back?
- [2012-04-11 23:28:56] <Proto_Lost> Samson notes the eyes' current state. "Seems like I'm not the only one who hates Old Spice."
- [2012-04-11 23:29:00] <ShadesO`Gray> "That's probably not good..." says Don, "Maybe we should back up..."
- [2012-04-11 23:29:12] <Proto_Lost> "Likewise."
- [2012-04-11 23:29:29] <padri> Ren looks at the eyes. "That's not good. Where's that smell from?"
- [2012-04-11 23:29:36] <Proto_Lost> He grips the knife tightly just in case.
- [2012-04-11 23:29:40] <Salmander> Too late to back up! Coop, renee, you two are the farthest back! ROll pdef!
- [2012-04-11 23:29:58] <padri> 6df+6 ! ! !
- [2012-04-11 23:29:59] <Glacon> padri: ! ! !: 7 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:30:02] <ShadesO`Gray> "Alissa... you got any, eye drops in your med kit?"
- [2012-04-11 23:30:19] <Sequence> "Uh... not enough."
- [2012-04-11 23:30:34] <ShadesO`Gray> "Worth a shot."
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- [2012-04-11 23:36:58] <Salmander> A trap door opens underneath Coop and he disappears into the floor
- [2012-04-11 23:37:09] <Salmander> But you have other problem to deal with right now!
- [2012-04-11 23:37:18] <Salmander> The backmost eyes begin crying
- [2012-04-11 23:37:44] <Salmander> Renee narrowly avoids having a teardrop fall on her shoulder, which falls to the ground with a HISS
- [2012-04-11 23:37:53] <Proto_Lost> "Oh God."
- [2012-04-11 23:37:54] <Salmander> Then the next row of eyes begins crying
- [2012-04-11 23:38:01] <Salmander> Roll athletics!
- [2012-04-11 23:38:07] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay NOW WE'RE RUNNING!!"
- [2012-04-11 23:38:19] <Proto_Lost> 6df+5 FUCKING FUCK I KNEW IT
- [2012-04-11 23:38:19] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: FUCKING FUCK I KNEW IT: 6 (6df+5=4-, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:38:27] <padri> 6df+4 Gah!
- [2012-04-11 23:38:27] <Glacon> padri: Gah!: 6 (6df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:38:30] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8
- [2012-04-11 23:38:30] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: 10 (6df+8=3+, 0, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
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- [2012-04-11 23:39:47] <Sequence> 6df+7 derp
- [2012-04-11 23:39:48] <Glacon> Sequence: derp: 10 (6df+7=4-, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 3+)
- [2012-04-11 23:40:19] <Salmander> Donovan and Alissa manage to clear the first couple rows in a sprint. Renee and Samson roll pdef!
- [2012-04-11 23:40:30] <padri> 6df+6 gah!
- [2012-04-11 23:40:31] <Glacon> padri: gah!: 9 (6df+6=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:40:39] <Proto_Lost> 6df+4 I FUCKING HATE OLD SPICE
- [2012-04-11 23:40:40] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: I FUCKING HATE OLD SPICE: 6 (6df+4=3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-11 23:41:10] <padri> At least it wasn't axe.
- [2012-04-11 23:41:13] <Salmander> Samson has a tear land on the back of his neck. He feels a terrible pain as an acid burn works its way down his back. -2 body.
- [2012-04-11 23:41:38] <Salmander> Keep running, more athletics!
- [2012-04-11 23:41:46] <Salmander> To round the corner!
- [2012-04-11 23:41:47] <Proto_Lost> "AGGHHH GOD DAMMIT. FUCK YOU OLD SPICE."
- [2012-04-11 23:41:50] <padri> 6df+4 lessgo
- [2012-04-11 23:41:50] <Glacon> padri: lessgo: 3 (6df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:41:56] <Sequence> 6df+7 BIPTCHE
- [2012-04-11 23:41:57] <Glacon> Sequence: BIPTCHE: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:42:08] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+12 tagging Zen Don drops back a bit to pick up Ren and then HAULS!!
- [2012-04-11 23:42:09] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: tagging Zen Don drops back a bit to pick up Ren and then HAULS!!: 9 (6df+12=3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:42:09] <Proto_Lost> 6df+5 SO MUCH HATE FOR OLD SPICE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
- [2012-04-11 23:42:10] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: SO MUCH HATE FOR OLD SPICE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW: 9 (6df+5=0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:42:32] <Salmander> Too late Don. Roll pdef Ren!
- [2012-04-11 23:42:40] <padri> 6df
- [2012-04-11 23:42:40] <Glacon> padri: -4 (6df=4-, 0, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:42:46] <padri> +6
- [2012-04-11 23:42:51] <padri> so 2
- [2012-04-11 23:43:25] <Salmander> Don yanks ren forward, but a tear catches her leg. An acid burn covers her calf and lower thigh. -2 body.
- [2012-04-11 23:43:45] <Salmander> All right, one more round of athletics and you should be home free!
- [2012-04-11 23:44:05] <padri> 6df+4 c'mon!
- [2012-04-11 23:44:05] <Glacon> padri: c'mon!: 2 (6df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:44:22] <Proto_Lost> 6df+5 FUCK YOU OLD SPICE FUCK YOU SO HARD.
- [2012-04-11 23:44:24] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: FUCK YOU OLD SPICE FUCK YOU SO HARD.: 4 (6df+5=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:44:47] <Sequence> 6df+7 BITCHEEEEEEEES!
- [2012-04-11 23:44:48] <Glacon> Sequence: BITCHEEEEEEEES!: 7 (6df+7=3+, 0, 0, 4-, 0, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:44:57] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 RUNNING MORE
- [2012-04-11 23:44:58] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: RUNNING MORE: 7 (6df+8=0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:45:20] <Salmander> Pdef Ren and Samson!
- [2012-04-11 23:45:34] <padri> 6df+6 no more tears!
- [2012-04-11 23:45:35] <Glacon> padri: no more tears!: 6 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:45:46] <Proto_Lost> 6df+4 god please
- [2012-04-11 23:45:50] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: god please: 4 (6df+4=4-, 4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:46:37] <Salmander> Samson runs into a tear, the acid splashing across his chest. -2 body. Ren is a bit more lucky and only catches it on the back of her hand. -1.
- [2012-04-11 23:46:58] <Salmander> And then you round the corner and dive forward, no more eyes on the ceiling.
- [2012-04-11 23:48:16] <padri> Does Samson make it round the corner before he's incapped?
- [2012-04-11 23:48:23] <Salmander> A trap door opens from the ceiling and Coop falls in, reeking of cologne.
- [2012-04-11 23:48:39] <Gookamungus> "FUCK!"
- [2012-04-11 23:48:41] <Salmander> Samson makes a leap for freedom, conks his head, and is knocked out.
- [2012-04-11 23:49:04] <ShadesO`Gray> Don pants heavily, moving to Renee, "Alissa, check Samson," he says, giving Ren a once over, "You okay?"
- [2012-04-11 23:49:12] <Proto_Lost> Samson can smell Coop from here. "Sonofabitch..."
- [2012-04-11 23:49:23] <padri> "Coop, there's a time and a place. In the pool surrounded by eyes is /not/ the time for cologne."
- [2012-04-11 23:49:31] <Salmander> Samson says no such thing, he's out cold!
- [2012-04-11 23:49:33] <Sequence> Alissa rolls Samson over and starts medicaling.
- [2012-04-11 23:49:40] <Sequence> 6df+8 bitch you better take this AP
- [2012-04-11 23:49:40] <Glacon> Sequence: bitch you better take this AP: 3 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0)
- [2012-04-11 23:49:50] <Salmander> Roll 4df+4, lost
- [2012-04-11 23:49:56] <Salmander> 6df+4, rather
- [2012-04-11 23:50:03] <Proto_Lost> 6df+4
- [2012-04-11 23:50:03] <Glacon> Proto_Lost: 2 (6df+4=4-, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:50:05] <padri> Ren's leg is messed up and her hand, too. She looks like she's hurting, but she just smiles and says, "I'm fine."
- [2012-04-11 23:50:36] <Gookamungus> Coop staggers to his feet and makes his way over to the others.
- [2012-04-11 23:50:39] <Salmander> In spite of Alissa's horrid application of medical care, the wounds are easy to care for and Samson is soon revived
- [2012-04-11 23:50:47] <ShadesO`Gray> "No your not, sit down, have Alissa look you over," and then the cologne hits him, he turns on Coop, "What the /HELL/ where you thinking!"
- [2012-04-11 23:50:58] <ShadesO`Gray> "Damn near got us all /KILLED/ !"
- [2012-04-11 23:51:06] <Gookamungus> "I don't even know what the fuck happened."
- [2012-04-11 23:51:12] <Proto_Lost> "Goddammit who sprayed the Old Spice?"
- [2012-04-11 23:51:44] <Gookamungus> "Well...uh..."
- [2012-04-11 23:51:56] <padri> She doesn't sit. She's going to be fine if it kills her.
- [2012-04-11 23:51:56] <Proto_Lost> Samson looks at Coop. He looks pretty mad. "I damn near got turned into manslushie from the tears your cologne caused."
- [2012-04-11 23:51:58] <Sequence> Alissa turns the fury of her entire glare on Coop.
- [2012-04-11 23:51:59] <padri> Which it migh.
- [2012-04-11 23:51:59] <ShadesO`Gray> "You're 'man scent' got the eyes worked up enough to start tearing up /acid/ ..."
- [2012-04-11 23:52:02] <padri> *t
- [2012-04-11 23:52:05] <Sequence> "You. Did. /What/."
- [2012-04-11 23:52:11] <Salmander> Hey Don, what's that over there?
- [2012-04-11 23:52:16] <Salmander> Why, it's a spider
- [2012-04-11 23:52:20] <Salmander> It's waving at you
- [2012-04-11 23:52:27] <Salmander> It wants you to join it
- [2012-04-11 23:52:33] <ShadesO`Gray> Well that's creepy...
- [2012-04-11 23:52:37] <Salmander> Follow the spider Don!
- [2012-04-11 23:52:42] <Proto_Lost> Samson scrambles for his rifle.
- [2012-04-11 23:52:55] <padri> Ren looks over. It's /waving?/
- [2012-04-11 23:52:57] <Gookamungus> "Fucking. It was only a little bit."
- [2012-04-11 23:53:02] <Salmander> It's not waving
- [2012-04-11 23:53:07] <Salmander> It's just a spider
- [2012-04-11 23:53:15] <Salmander> But Don, it's waving at you!
- [2012-04-11 23:53:32] <Salmander> Oh man, you really could go for a walk right now
- [2012-04-11 23:53:32] <Proto_Lost> Samson aims at it anyway, fuck if it's waving or not. IT DESERVES DEATH.
- [2012-04-11 23:53:41] <Sequence> Alissa glares at the spider.
- [2012-04-11 23:53:54] <ShadesO`Gray> Don arches a brow at that, poking Coop firmly in the chest, "YOU STAY /HERE/ AND DON'T TOUCH /ANYTHING/," he moves around Coop to go investigate waving spiders...
- [2012-04-11 23:54:09] <Salmander> It looks like it's having so much fun Don!
- [2012-04-11 23:54:14] <padri> Ren takes a few steps after him. "Don?"
- [2012-04-11 23:54:16] <Gookamungus> Coop mutters under his breath. "Prick."
- [2012-04-11 23:54:19] <Salmander> Join it for some spider fun!
- [2012-04-11 23:54:34] <ShadesO`Gray> Don adjusts his hat, how big is this spider?
- [2012-04-11 23:54:36] <Salmander> It's making a left now
- [2012-04-11 23:54:42] <Proto_Lost> Samson lowers his gun a bit. "Hey, dude are you alright?"
- [2012-04-11 23:54:48] <Salmander> It's not very big at all. Harmless, even. Just a friend.
- [2012-04-11 23:55:00] <padri> She walks with Don! "Don, why are you following it?"
- [2012-04-11 23:55:17] <ShadesO`Gray> "Damn it slow down," curses Don under his breath, "I'm fine, just give me a second, Ren stay put and let Alissa look you over."
- [2012-04-11 23:55:31] <Sequence> "Ren, stand the fuck still."
- [2012-04-11 23:55:37] <Sequence> 6df+8 Alissa medicals Ren!
- [2012-04-11 23:55:38] <Glacon> Sequence: Alissa medicals Ren!: 8 (6df+8=0, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-11 23:55:40] <Proto_Lost> Samson stands up and shoulders his rifle. "Are you following that spider?"
- [2012-04-11 23:55:45] <padri> "No."
- [2012-04-11 23:55:49] <padri> 6df+3
- [2012-04-11 23:55:50] <Glacon> padri: 4 (6df+3=3+, 0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+)
- [2012-04-11 23:55:53] <ShadesO`Gray> "Listen to the Doctor Ren," says Don, taking the corner.
- [2012-04-11 23:55:55] <padri> She's medicalled.
- [2012-04-11 23:55:57] <Salmander> Follow that spider, Don!
- [2012-04-11 23:55:59] <padri> She follows Don.
- [2012-04-11 23:56:04] <ShadesO`Gray> Don follows that spider!
- [2012-04-11 23:56:07] <Proto_Lost> "Shit, I should go after him."
- [2012-04-11 23:56:21] <Salmander> Don't let your friends follow, they'll just squish it!
- [2012-04-11 23:56:21] <Gookamungus> "Go, we're good here. I think."
- [2012-04-11 23:56:30] <Proto_Lost> Samson follows some distance behind him.
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- [2012-04-11 23:57:07] <Salmander> The spider rounds another bend!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:22] <Sequence> Alissa follows Ren!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:22] <Proto_Lost> "Oh goddammit."
- [2012-04-11 23:57:28] <ShadesO`Silver> Don follows around the bend!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:37] <padri> Ren's following Don.
- [2012-04-11 23:57:37] <Salmander> Why, look at that, it;s joined all its spider friends!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:40] <Proto_Lost> Samson does the same, a little farther back.
- [2012-04-11 23:57:46] <Salmander> They want to play with you Don!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:47] <Proto_Lost> "Oh God."
- [2012-04-11 23:57:50] <padri> "Don, come back here."
- [2012-04-11 23:57:52] <Salmander> Let them tickle you all over!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:58] <Salmander> So much fun!
- [2012-04-11 23:57:59] <Gookamungus> "Christ." Coop trails them, alert.
- [2012-04-11 23:58:11] <Proto_Lost> "Don get over here dammit!"
- [2012-04-11 23:58:18] <Salmander> They do tickle. They feel so nice crawling up your leg...
- [2012-04-11 23:58:18] <padri> 6df+10 bu pers "Don, come back here /now./"
- [2012-04-11 23:58:19] <Glacon> padri: bu pers "Don, come back here /now./": 7 (6df+10=0, 4-, 4-, 0, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-11 23:58:25] <Proto_Lost> Samson aims.
- [2012-04-11 23:58:31] <Sequence> Alissa curses.
- [2012-04-11 23:58:32] <ShadesO`Silver> 6df+6 "Oh would you relax..."
- [2012-04-11 23:58:33] <Glacon> ShadesO`Silver: "Oh would you relax...": 9 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0)
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- [2012-04-11 23:59:04] <Salmander> Ouchies, one of the spiders just bit you Don. -1 body. But it's ok, they just want to play!
- [2012-04-11 23:59:17] <padri> No, she won't. She goes to brush them off.
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- [2012-04-11 23:59:42] <ShadesO`Gray> "Ouch... cheeky bastards," Don says, batting them off... playfully.
- [2012-04-11 23:59:46] <Proto_Lost> Samson quits aiming, Ren's in the way.
- [2012-04-11 23:59:46] <Salmander> Don't let your mean old girlfriend dissuade you from all this spidery fun!
- [2012-04-12 00:38:13] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+12 PROTECT ME PROTECTIUM
- [2012-04-12 00:38:13] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 NOT TODAY
- [2012-04-12 00:38:13] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: PROTECT ME PROTECTIUM: 12 (6df+12=3+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 00:38:14] <Glacon> Gookamungus: NOT TODAY: 9 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:38:50] <Salmander> Coop will find himself pelted by several sharp rocks made from ground sandstone. -1 body.
- [2012-04-12 00:39:00] <Salmander> Your turn, folks
- [2012-04-12 00:39:32] <Sequence> Can Alissa roll perception to find a way to slay the beast?
- [2012-04-12 00:39:55] <Gookamungus> Coop produces another mag, knocks the current one out, reloads, and keeps firing.
- [2012-04-12 00:40:00] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
- [2012-04-12 00:40:01] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 10 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-12 00:40:07] <Salmander> 6df+10
- [2012-04-12 00:40:08] <Glacon> Salmander: 14 (6df+10=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:40:25] <Salmander> The bullets ping uselessly off the tough stone
- [2012-04-12 00:40:32] <Salmander> You can try, Alissa
- [2012-04-12 00:40:39] <Sequence> 6df+6 lookan
- [2012-04-12 00:40:39] <Glacon> Sequence: lookan: 8 (6df+6=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-12 00:40:57] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 Ath to Melee, Don steps back and takes a stance to strike a hopefully fatal blow.
- [2012-04-12 00:40:57] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: Ath to Melee, Don steps back and takes a stance to strike a hopefully fatal blow.: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:41:02] <padri> 6df+4 ath to pdef
- [2012-04-12 00:41:02] <Glacon> padri: ath to pdef: 3 (6df+4=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:41:12] <Salmander> Well Alissa, those cracks seem just big enough for... spiders
- [2012-04-12 00:41:21] <padri> Nope. She just isn't athletic.
- [2012-04-12 00:41:48] <Salmander> Pdef Ren and Coop
- [2012-04-12 00:41:58] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 Come on, motherfucker!
- [2012-04-12 00:42:00] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Come on, motherfucker!: 6 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 00:42:09] <padri> 6df+6 don't die
- [2012-04-12 00:42:09] <Glacon> padri: don't die: 4 (6df+6=0, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
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- [2012-04-12 00:43:04] <Sequence> Alissa looks around frantically for spiders.
- [2012-04-12 00:43:09] <Salmander> Coop has a brick smash his nose, breaking it. -2 body. The golem stomps down and a brick shoots up from beneath Ren, clocking her. -2 body.
- [2012-04-12 00:43:20] <Salmander> You;re still right near the Spider nest, Alissa
- [2012-04-12 00:43:21] <padri> Ren's incapped.
- [2012-04-12 00:43:54] <Sequence> Alissa runs for the spider nest.
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- [2012-04-12 00:44:37] <Salmander> Your move, folks
- [2012-04-12 00:44:57] <Salmander> How will you get the spiders to the golem, Alissa?
- [2012-04-12 00:44:59] <ShadesO`Silver> 6df+12 Don goes for another slice
- [2012-04-12 00:44:59] <Glacon> ShadesO`Silver: Don goes for another slice: 11 (6df+12=4-, 4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:45:08] <Salmander> 6df+10
- [2012-04-12 00:45:10] <Glacon> Salmander: 13 (6df+10=3+, 3+, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:45:22] <Salmander> The golem manages to sidestep Don's slash.
- [2012-04-12 00:45:53] <Sequence> Alissa stops right outside the nest. "Come here, spiders, come on, come here, follow me!"
- [2012-04-12 00:46:13] <padri> Ren does nothing. She's knocked out by the golem.
- [2012-04-12 00:46:19] <Sequence> She waves the torch at the spiders.
- [2012-04-12 00:46:33] <Salmander> The spiders do not seem to regard Alissa, but retreat from the torch.
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- [2012-04-12 00:47:05] <Sequence> She takes a deep breath and runs into their nest.
- [2012-04-12 00:47:09] <Sequence> If she can.
- [2012-04-12 00:47:14] <ShadesO`Gray> "GOOD PROTECT REN!!"
- [2012-04-12 00:47:24] <ShadesO`Gray> Coop*
- [2012-04-12 00:47:30] <Salmander> It's a rather small crevice. She can stick her hand in.
- [2012-04-12 00:47:34] <Gookamungus> 6df+12 taggin' last AP it's CLOBBERIN' TIME! Coop dashes forward with a yell, and smashes at the golem with the butt of his AK.
- [2012-04-12 00:47:36] <Glacon> Gookamungus: taggin' last AP it's CLOBBERIN' TIME! Coop dashes forward with a yell, and smashes at the golem with the butt of his AK.: 11 (6df+12=4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 00:47:49] <Salmander> 6df+10
- [2012-04-12 00:47:50] <Glacon> Salmander: 9 (6df+10=0, 4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-12 00:48:10] <Salmander> Coop manages to bash the face in, revealing the imp's face. It snarls and spits in Coop's eye.
- [2012-04-12 00:48:32] <Sequence> Alissa takes a deep breath and shoves the torch in as far as she can put it
- [2012-04-12 00:49:00] <Salmander> *Skitter*
- [2012-04-12 00:49:07] <Salmander> *Skitter skitter skitter skitter*
- [2012-04-12 00:49:23] <Salmander> The spiders begin flooding out of their smokey and hot hiding place
- [2012-04-12 00:49:24] <Sequence> Then she fucking runs for the monster because spiders on her oh god
- [2012-04-12 00:49:42] <ShadesO`Gray> Don watching what Alissa is doing runs to Rena and scoops her the fuck up.
- [2012-04-12 00:49:53] <Salmander> Unfortunately by sticking her hand in ALissa incurs some spider bites, -1 body.
- [2012-04-12 00:50:19] <Salmander> The imp looks, horrified, at the torrent of spider flooding the room
- [2012-04-12 00:51:06] <Salmander> He takes a deep breath in, then the golem bursts, bricks flying everywhere. Pdef everyone. Don, you'll be rolling for you & Ren.
- [2012-04-12 00:51:22] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+12 For Ren
- [2012-04-12 00:51:23] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: For Ren: 12 (6df+12=0, 3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 00:51:29] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+12 For Don
- [2012-04-12 00:51:30] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: For Don: 11 (6df+12=4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:51:31] <Sequence> 6df+8 last ap tagging bitch please
- [2012-04-12 00:51:31] <Glacon> Sequence: last ap tagging bitch please: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 0)
- [2012-04-12 00:51:53] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 COME ON
- [2012-04-12 00:51:54] <Glacon> Gookamungus: COME ON: 7 (6df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 0, 0, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 00:52:04] <Salmander> hmmm
- [2012-04-12 00:52:06] <Salmander> 1d2
- [2012-04-12 00:52:07] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
- [2012-04-12 00:52:09] <Salmander> 1d2
- [2012-04-12 00:52:10] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
- [2012-04-12 00:52:53] <Salmander> Both Alissa and Coop are grazed by a flying brick. -1 body.
- [2012-04-12 00:53:13] <Salmander> The imp flees down an opposite hallway
- [2012-04-12 00:53:27] <Salmander> Alissa falls to the ground, incapacitated
- [2012-04-12 00:53:31] <ShadesO`Gray> "COOP /SHOT HIM/ !!"
- [2012-04-12 00:54:01] <ShadesO`Gray> Don moves to gather up Alissa as well.
- [2012-04-12 00:54:05] <Gookamungus> Coop dashes after the imp, bruised, but not broken. As soon as he gets a clear line of sight, he takes a shot.
- [2012-04-12 00:54:08] <Gookamungus> 6df+8
- [2012-04-12 00:54:09] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 10 (6df+8=0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
- [2012-04-12 00:54:16] <Salmander> The imp goes down
- [2012-04-12 00:55:07] <Salmander> Unfortunately, by dashing after the imp into an opposite hallway, coop now finds himself separated from teh other 3 by a sea of swarming spiders
- [2012-04-12 00:55:33] <ShadesO`Gray> Don's got his torch, waving them off.
- [2012-04-12 00:55:52] <Salmander> Coop you do have a torch, right?
- [2012-04-12 00:55:58] <Gookamungus> Yessir.
- [2012-04-12 00:56:14] <Salmander> Both of you roll some melee attack to fend off the spiders!
- [2012-04-12 00:56:34] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 Coop wildly waves his torch around!
- [2012-04-12 00:56:34] <Glacon> Gookamungus: Coop wildly waves his torch around!: 6 (6df+8=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 00:56:35] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 BACK YE MANY LEGGED BASTARDS
- [2012-04-12 00:56:37] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: BACK YE MANY LEGGED BASTARDS: 6 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 0, 4-, 4-)
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- [2012-04-12 00:57:10] <Salmander> Although you are both eventually successful, your intial swings are a bit of a miss and you incur a few bites. -1 body
- [2012-04-12 00:58:24] <Salmander> The spiders finally retreat back to their hidey hole as the torch in the crevice is choked of oxygen
- [2012-04-12 00:58:30] <Salmander> The way is clear again
- [2012-04-12 00:58:52] <ShadesO`Gray> Don is panting heavily, he ooks to Coop, "You alright?"
- [2012-04-12 00:58:57] <Salmander> Well gentlemen, it's just you and two unconscious girls
- [2012-04-12 00:59:56] <Proto_Lost> And Samson's dead body.
- [2012-04-12 00:59:58] <ShadesO`Gray> If only Halim was here to appreciate that
- [2012-04-12 01:00:20] <Salmander> Compelling Me So Horny on Coop for some leering and maybe even butt pinching
- [2012-04-12 01:01:02] <Gookamungus> He leers, but he's not one for groping unconscious girls. Thank god for AP. "Fuck no. But I'm better than them." Coop gestures to their fallen comrades.
- [2012-04-12 01:01:24] <Salmander> Why Don, you notice these leers!
- [2012-04-12 01:02:03] <ShadesO`Gray> Don glares at him, "Eyes front, no distractions, or we're all dead /DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"
- [2012-04-12 01:02:33] <Salmander> Compelling Anger Issues on DOn
- [2012-04-12 01:02:45] <Salmander> You're gonna take this asshole out
- [2012-04-12 01:02:50] <Salmander> Right here right now
- [2012-04-12 01:02:57] <Salmander> Before he gets on your girl
- [2012-04-12 01:03:27] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 CHOKE SLAM INTO A WALL
- [2012-04-12 01:03:28] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: CHOKE SLAM INTO A WALL: 9 (6df+8=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 01:03:30] <ShadesO`Gray> Ath
- [2012-04-12 01:03:31] <Gookamungus> "I'm good to go. What do we--"
- [2012-04-12 01:03:38] <Salmander> pdef, coop
- [2012-04-12 01:03:45] <Gookamungus> 6df+8 YOU SON OF A BITCH
- [2012-04-12 01:03:47] <Glacon> Gookamungus: YOU SON OF A BITCH: 9 (6df+8=3+, 4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 01:03:57] <Salmander> Coop dodges the choke slam!
- [2012-04-12 01:04:10] <Proto_Lost> Samson would be watching this with interest, if he wasn't...you know, dead.
- [2012-04-12 01:04:15] <Salmander> Comeplling Clobberin' Time on Coop!
- [2012-04-12 01:04:31] <Salmander> You gotta fight back Coop!
- [2012-04-12 01:04:53] <Salmander> Knock this asshole out!
- [2012-04-12 01:05:02] <Salmander> Hell, tag the AP I just gave you!
- [2012-04-12 01:05:20] <Gookamungus> Resist. Not taking the AP. "Don, man, get your fucking head in the game!"
- [2012-04-12 01:05:33] <Salmander> You lose your last AP
- [2012-04-12 01:05:38] <Gookamungus> SO BE IT.
- [2012-04-12 01:06:03] <Gookamungus> "Samson is dead. We need to get the girls OUT of here. WE need to get out of here."
- [2012-04-12 01:06:09] <Salmander> On you gonna take this shit from Coop? Take that trash out to the curb.
- [2012-04-12 01:06:29] <ShadesO`Gray> Don inhales and exhales harshly, before nodding, "If I see your eyes going anywhere but the most nonsexual parts of their bodies you can manage, I will /take them away/ , are we understood?"
- [2012-04-12 01:06:48] <Salmander> Compelling Loud Mouth on Coop! Mention her nice ass!
- [2012-04-12 01:07:31] <Salmander> Ren's ass, of course
- [2012-04-12 01:07:51] <Gookamungus> "I realize she has a fucking nice ass, man, but you don't fucking KILL a man over it! We're all going to die down here if you don't stop being so fucking petty!"
- [2012-04-12 01:08:30] <Salmander> What did he just say Don?
- [2012-04-12 01:08:38] <Salmander> He just said your girlfriend has a nice ass
- [2012-04-12 01:08:50] <Salmander> The pervert says your unconscious girlfriend has a nice ass
- [2012-04-12 01:09:46] <ShadesO`Gray> "Coop... do you have any idea the maximum number of bones a person can break before assured death?"
- [2012-04-12 01:10:26] <ShadesO`Gray> "Cause when we get out of here, you and me are going to find out, now pick up Alissa, keep your hands at her waist, and lets just /fucking/ go."
- [2012-04-12 01:11:20] <Salmander> The labyrinth continues on in four directions
- [2012-04-12 01:11:31] <Gookamungus> Coop growls in irritation. "Copy that." He runs over to Samson's corpse, first, rummaging through his pockets for anything useful. He then goes over to pick Alissa up.
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- [2012-04-12 01:12:31] <Salmander> Coop got 100 gold!
- [2012-04-12 01:12:37] <ShadesO`Gray> Don shuffles Ren onto his back, and tries not to focus on how very limp and lifeless he feels, "Which way?" Precep to find most non lethal path?
- [2012-04-12 01:12:49] <Proto_Lost> He may find a little note in one of his pockets, and a pamphlet for a mean looking sledgehammer
- [2012-04-12 01:12:59] <Salmander> They're all very inconspicuous. Except for the one with the dead imp.
- [2012-04-12 01:14:02] <ShadesO`Gray> Don points in that direction, "I vote that way."
- [2012-04-12 01:14:02] <Gookamungus> "I'm on your six."
- [2012-04-12 01:14:03] <ShadesO`Gray> "He was going that way when he thought he was dying... must of thought it was safe," he murmurs, fallowing down the path.
- [2012-04-12 01:15:09] <Gookamungus> "Or it leads deeper, because it's his home."
- [2012-04-12 01:15:10] <ShadesO`Gray> "Well he's dead, so I don't think he'll mind us taking up residence either way."
- [2012-04-12 01:15:41] <Salmander> The path eventually leads to a little imp exit, fresh air blowing in through the hole. It's a long shaft that you could probably commando crawl through, but good luck taking the bodies with you!
- [2012-04-12 01:17:02] <ShadesO`Gray> Don makes a point to step on the Imp's body as he goes.
- [2012-04-12 01:17:50] <ShadesO`Gray> "You grab Samson's Rope?"
- [2012-04-12 01:18:58] <Gookamungus> "Yeah." He sets Alissa down gently, then offers it out to Don.
- [2012-04-12 01:19:22] <ShadesO`Gray> "Okay, tie them to your back, you pull I'll push," he says, setting about doing as he said.
- [2012-04-12 01:19:53] <ShadesO`Gray> He pulls off his jacket and wraps it around Ren for extra cover against the ground.
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- [2012-04-12 01:21:01] <ShadesO`Gray> Ath to rope tie?
- [2012-04-12 01:21:11] <Gookamungus> Coop ties the rope around his waist, then secures it to Alissa and Ren.
- [2012-04-12 01:21:19] <Salmander> I'm quite certain you can tie a rope without undue physical strain
- [2012-04-12 01:22:00] <ShadesO`Gray> Good, "Alright, ready when you are, Torch front if you can," says Don.
- [2012-04-12 01:22:55] <Salmander> Alrighty friends
- [2012-04-12 01:23:01] <Salmander> Roll your LOAD LIMIT
- [2012-04-12 01:23:06] <Gookamungus> Coop goes prone, torch in one hand and beretta in the other.
- [2012-04-12 01:23:17] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+14 LOAD LIMIT
- [2012-04-12 01:23:17] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: LOAD LIMIT: 13 (6df+14=0, 4-, 4-, 0, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 01:23:22] <Gookamungus> 6df+12
- [2012-04-12 01:23:22] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 14 (6df+12=0, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 01:23:36] <Salmander> You're able to pull and push without too much strain
- [2012-04-12 01:23:40] <Salmander> Athletics Coop
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- [2012-04-12 01:25:16] <Gookamungus> 6df+7
- [2012-04-12 01:25:17] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 01:25:35] <Salmander> Coop pulls just fine
- [2012-04-12 01:25:39] <Salmander> Don roll perception
- [2012-04-12 01:25:50] <ShadesO`Gray> 6df+8 PERCEPTION
- [2012-04-12 01:25:50] <Glacon> ShadesO`Gray: PERCEPTION: 12 (6df+8=3+, 3+, 0, 3+, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 01:26:17] <Salmander> Ok, don't freak out Don, but there's a spider right on top of your girlfriend's nose
- [2012-04-12 01:26:51] <ShadesO`Gray> Is it within striking distance!?
- [2012-04-12 01:27:00] <Salmander> It is indeed
- [2012-04-12 01:27:33] <ShadesO`Gray> Do I need to roll anything or can Don just swat it off?
- [2012-04-12 01:27:41] <Salmander> Your choice
- [2012-04-12 01:28:56] <Salmander> You could do a simple swat or a melee attack. If you do a melee attack, you risk hurting Ren.
- [2012-04-12 01:29:16] <ShadesO`Gray> And a simple Swat?
- [2012-04-12 01:29:22] <Salmander> You swat it off
- [2012-04-12 01:29:50] <ShadesO`Gray> Can I swat it at Coop?
- [2012-04-12 01:30:02] <Salmander> If you want
- [2012-04-12 01:30:21] <ShadesO`Gray> I do that, "Coop, on your six..."
- [2012-04-12 01:32:38] <Gookamungus> "What's on my six?" He continues to crawl.
- [2012-04-12 01:32:57] <ShadesO`Gray> "Spider,
- [2012-04-12 01:33:08] <ShadesO`Gray> keep calm, it's only the one."
- [2012-04-12 01:35:01] =-= ShadesO`Gray is now known as SmokesO`Gray
- [2012-04-12 01:35:01] <Gookamungus> Coop tries swatting at it with his AK.
- [2012-04-12 01:35:25] <Salmander> The spider crawls up Coops's leg and bites him, -1 body
- [2012-04-12 01:35:43] <Salmander> Wait, did you just try swatting at a spider with your gun?
- [2012-04-12 01:35:58] <Salmander> That's what, like, Looney Tunes villains do
- [2012-04-12 01:36:27] <Salmander> Coop manages to spank out the spider with his gun
- [2012-04-12 01:36:45] <SmokesO`Gray> "You okay?"
- [2012-04-12 01:37:20] <Gookamungus> "I have to be if we want to get out of this hellhole." He continues to crawl.
- [2012-04-12 01:37:36] <Salmander> The exit is in sight!
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- [2012-04-12 01:38:13] <SmokesO`Gray> Don keeps on trucking.
- [2012-04-12 01:38:38] <Salmander> Coop, you come to the end
- [2012-04-12 01:38:52] <Salmander> It's a pond of water
- [2012-04-12 01:39:02] <Salmander> You see your sub floating lazily a little ways away
- [2012-04-12 01:39:16] <SmokesO`Gray> "What do we got?"
- [2012-04-12 01:40:10] <Gookamungus> "Exit. Let's fucking go."
- [2012-04-12 01:40:22] <Gookamungus> "There's going to be something."
- [2012-04-12 01:40:25] <Gookamungus> "I know it."
- [2012-04-12 01:40:37] <Salmander> The pond is so still
- [2012-04-12 01:40:43] <Salmander> So quiet
- [2012-04-12 01:40:46] <SmokesO`Gray> "[Thank you merciful /God/]," he says in German, "Do /not/ tempt fate please..."
- [2012-04-12 01:40:51] <Gookamungus> "I'll cover you if there are limited options."
- [2012-04-12 01:41:18] <Salmander> The only ripples come from the sub
- [2012-04-12 01:41:46] <SmokesO`Gray> "Right," he says, freeing Ren and Alissa from the ropes, "Well we're waiting on you."
- [2012-04-12 01:42:22] <Salmander> Everything feels so peaceful
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- [2012-04-12 01:43:15] <padri> If Renee wasn't unconscious, this would frighten her.
- [2012-04-12 01:43:19] <Gookamungus> Coop racks the slide on his AK, then tosses Alissa over his shoulder. "Come on."
- [2012-04-12 01:43:39] <SmokesO`Gray> Don gets Ren, and follows after.
- [2012-04-12 01:43:43] <Salmander> He tosses Alissa over his shoulder in the tiny hole?
- [2012-04-12 01:44:35] <Gookamungus> Oh, I thought they were through.
- [2012-04-12 01:44:46] <Salmander> Oh, he exits into knee-deep water
- [2012-04-12 01:44:52] <Salmander> Roll body, Coop
- [2012-04-12 01:45:09] <Gookamungus> Body?
- [2012-04-12 01:45:11] <Salmander> Body
- [2012-04-12 01:45:20] <Gookamungus> 6df+6
- [2012-04-12 01:45:21] <Glacon> Gookamungus: 8 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 0, 3+, 0, 3+)
- [2012-04-12 01:45:30] <Salmander> A dart hits Coop in the neck
- [2012-04-12 01:45:47] <Salmander> Fortunately, he's a big guy, might have a few minutes before it takes effect
- [2012-04-12 01:45:51] <Salmander> RUN COOP RUN
- [2012-04-12 01:46:07] <Gookamungus> COOP FUCKING BOLTS FOR THE SUB.
- [2012-04-12 01:46:20] <Salmander> Don roll Body
- [2012-04-12 01:46:27] <SmokesO`Gray> Don, assuming he sees this, "STRAP YOURSELF IN," he calls, shuffling out, and following after.
- [2012-04-12 01:46:32] <SmokesO`Gray> 6df+6 FUU
- [2012-04-12 01:46:33] <Glacon> SmokesO`Gray: FUU: 6 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 01:46:37] <Salmander> Uh-oh
- [2012-04-12 01:46:51] <SmokesO`Gray> WIAT I meant to TAgg
- [2012-04-12 01:47:09] <Salmander> Don is also hit by the dart, but there appears to be some residual poison from before.
- [2012-04-12 01:47:24] <Salmander> I'm a man of chance
- [2012-04-12 01:47:39] <Salmander> 1 you can retag, 2 you can't
- [2012-04-12 01:47:42] <Salmander> 1d2
- [2012-04-12 01:47:44] <Glacon> Salmander: 1 (1d2=1)
- [2012-04-12 01:47:49] <Salmander> Tag away, bro
- [2012-04-12 01:48:16] <Salmander> Reroll with a tage
- [2012-04-12 01:48:20] <Salmander> tag, even
- [2012-04-12 01:48:40] <SmokesO`Gray> 6df+10 tagging Zen, Don focuses the whole of his body mind and soul and getting in that sub with Ren.
- [2012-04-12 01:48:41] <Glacon> SmokesO`Gray: tagging Zen, Don focuses the whole of his body mind and soul and getting in that sub with Ren.: 8 (6df+10=3+, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 4-)
- [2012-04-12 01:49:01] <SmokesO`Gray> BETTER THEN NOTHING /RUNNING NOW!!/
- [2012-04-12 01:49:14] <Salmander> Don feels his mind focus, even if there appears to be a spider carrying Alissa away. he concentrates and runs.
- [2012-04-12 01:49:36] <Salmander> Into the hatch!
- [2012-04-12 01:49:39] <Salmander> It's all a blur
- [2012-04-12 01:49:55] <Salmander> First you're running, suddenly you're opening the hatch, now you're strapping in
- [2012-04-12 01:50:08] <Gookamungus> Coop grabs Alissa, straps her in, then straps in himself. "FUCKING LET'S GO!"
- [2012-04-12 01:50:13] <Salmander> Everything appears to be spiders, including the sub controls
- [2012-04-12 01:50:22] <Salmander> They're crawling all over you
- [2012-04-12 01:50:28] <Salmander> All over Ren
- [2012-04-12 01:50:37] <Salmander> In your moth and your stomach
- [2012-04-12 01:50:51] <Salmander> And there's a big one there strapping in. He looks at you like he's hungry.
- [2012-04-12 01:51:02] <Salmander> Then there's a bright flash of light and everything's normal again
- [2012-04-12 01:51:27] <Salmander> You're home free
- [2012-04-12 01:51:37] <Salmander> You're back at the pool
- [2012-04-12 01:51:43] <padri> back to #farrecon ?
- [2012-04-12 01:51:47] <Salmander> yep
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