Globals

Globals
A kevinrocks parody of "Sugar" by Maroon Five

Troll in the lobby, thinks he's a clown
We needs some globals, globals
right in here now
A mute will suffice
But just be sure
That you are certain, certain
won't come back for more


Don't really wanna bother you now,
But I really need your help about now,
They'll be unmuted when you're away, so globals
Please stay right there where you are,
Make sure that nothing bizarre,
Will happen in this cool place

The Globals
(like Queez)
Can ban or lock you if they really pleased
So don't bold, answer leak
Or the hammer'll strike you to your knees
Yeah they're nice and good hearted,
Helpful of course
But won't shy from exerting, their mod force
Yeah, globals
(like Queez)
Can easily send you flying to Belize

Worked really hard
To get promoted
Hour after hour, hour
They're real devoted
So when there's no staff
We're still secure
When we've got globals, globals
to re-deplore

Don't really wanna bother you now,
But I really need your help about now,
They'll be unmuted when you're away, so globals
Please stay right there where you are,
Make sure that nothing bizarre,
Will happen in this nice place

The Globals
(like Queez)
Can ban or lock you if they really pleased
So don't bold, answer leak
Or the hammer'll strike you to your knees
Yeah they're nice and good hearted,
Helpful of course
But won't shy from exerting their mod force
Yeah, globals
(like Queez)
Can easily send you flying to Belize

Dell
Biggie Alter Lyto
Trickster and Lawrence 3
Spy phil and feliburn
Nani man and rosie!
Jac stellar and tfc
Barton Marty and bean
Osiris and um Test twenty seventeen

Don't get wrong what I'm sayin'
Ya don't gotta be afraid
Cause they'll be your friend
Don't be dismayed
But know


The Globals
(like Queez)
Can ban or lock you if they really pleased
So don't bold, answer leak
Or the hammer'll strike you to your knees
Yeah they're nice and good hearted,
Helpful of course
But won't shy from exerting their mod force
Yeah, globals
(like Queez)
Can easily send you flying to Belize


The Globals
(like Queez)
Can ban or lock you if they really pleased
So don't bold, answer leak
Or the hammer'll strike you to your knees
Yeah they're nice and good hearted,
Helpful of course
But won't shy from exerting their mod force
Yeah, globals
(like Queez)
Can easily send you flying to Belize (to belize, to belize)