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  1. //Establishing a Secure connection...
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  3. ## A reimbursed Discovery, the Approval of the Past and a warning for the Future
  4. ## By Dr. FrozenImpact
  5. ## Medical analyst of human psychiatry, brain activity and the human species with special needs.
  6. ## Experiment no. 1337.420, samples used: GAWSOLOY
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  8. After entering the 2v2 scene 2 months ago, I stumbled upon a rare rumor, a white noise in the background that people commonly accepted and took for granted. I decided to indulge myself into this mystery and expound the whole story behind this intriguing gossip. Not long after, from what I've gathered, I came to this simple fact, that 97% of players in Eu 2v2 community agree that the so-called, "Protech", is arrogant, with an ignorant mind and with a rare occurrence of idiocy. I have decided to see how majority of the 2v2 EU population has come to this specific theory, maybe even a fact, and that conclusion in general.
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  10. I took myself up on a 2 week experiment to see how this specie, commonly known as Protech, thinks and what fuels his statements, arguments and opinions. I started by being friendly to him, trying to see the world from his eyes, and supporting him and his absolute lifestyle of righteousness. It was a humble mission to plunge into, but I knew that justice had to be done and the truth be written down into the tomes of history!
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  12. My main goal was to psychologically dissect his brain, to try to uncover the deep thoughts, the pivot points, and the source of his opinions and the mindset he possesses about the game. It was an arduous task, but I knew that there was no turning back.
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  14. Eventually, with enough data to work with and to derive solid conclusions, I came to these hard facts, extracted straight from his frontal lobe and the cerebral cortex. Finalized and in the most purest form, here are the thoughts of the examined 2v2 specimen itself:
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  16. ## ---"Everyone should RT, cause noob stomping as AT is dumb. I mean, I never play vs gold or lower league players in RT. I also am able to technically take 1 game off THE BEST AT teams in a bo20, and I completely refuse to see how exciting the games of the best AT teams could be where they win 50/50 vs each other. I believe that cheesing and noob stomping the bronze players means no harm, because I am RT"
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  19. Yes, it is shocking, but there is more. The next ones came from multiple different equipment inputs and is also, excruciatingly painful to wrap ones mind around.
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  21. ## ---"Streamsnipers are bad because they can spot my cheeses that the viewers so much like to see me do in most of my games. It also bothers me that they help to decrease my load times"
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  25. ## ---"Search times are too long, and whining about it seems to be going really well for me for the past 3 years. Also I dont want to get sniped cause I want to cheese or use gimmicks in most of my games, and I dont want to go snipe AT teams myself id rather avoid them and not let viewers see some epic games where I try to win against all odds. I dont want to improve the viewer experience at all, id rather play searchcraft than let streamers see me play epic games against AT teams or streamsnipers to reduce the load times."
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  28. As you see, my fellow colleagues, this is the data that I have gathered, and yes, it is very grim and extremely disturbing. On Thursday, at around 4:29 CET, I had been banned from the Protech's Chat Council. I believe I am now rejected by him and his unrational and completely void reasons that explain this situation.
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  30. I have come to a total conclusion of his illness and what seems to be the root of the problem. It is now that I sadly announce this with all my condolences to him, his viewers and his supporters, that he is now officially diagnosed with a severe, but luckily very rare, Avilo syndrome. I wish everyone the best of luck and may the new and the old gods be with you!
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  32. I must now leave and embark on my next mission to further help humanity and the planet Earth.
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  34. Best regards,
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  36. Dr.FrozenImpact
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  38. //End Transmission
  39. //Deleting data logs...
  40. //Deleting scripts...
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