The monkey (312) scratches.
OOC: Nope22: also could you add a secuity record to the repection room?
This is a ÿL6 SAW. It is a huge item.
A rather traditionally made light machine gun with a pleasantly lacquered wooden pistol grip. Has 'Aussec Armoury- 2531' engraved on the reciever
Has 16 rounds remaining.
OOC: Nope22: i mean you can't use ping sky very easy with out it
OOC: Steelpoint: I did but I removed it, mainly because it was acting as cover for the turrets
Tidy [145.9] states, "beep boop laws updated"
Katyusha Moya [145.9] says, "AI open this please"
*---------*
This is  Thins McGee!
He is wearing  a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a geneticist labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his geneticist labcoat.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Thins McGee (Geneticist) about his waist.
He is wearing  some white shoes on his feet.
He has  a medical research radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Thins McGee's ID Card (Geneticist).
*---------*
Unknown gasps!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Yo thins"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "State laws, AI."
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "lets not go wild, okay?"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
Tidy [145.9] states, "1. Never willingly commit an evil act."
Tidy [145.9] states, "2. Respect legitimate authority"
Tidy [145.9] states, "3. Act with honor"
Tidy [145.9] states, "4. Help those in need"
Tidy [145.9] states, "5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents"
OOC: Nope22: how about
Unknown gasps!
OOC: Nope22: remove the potted plants
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "AI, i've killed a murderer and im cloning his victims."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "AI, i've killed a murderer and im cloning his victims."
OOC: Nope22: and put the console there?
Katyusha Moya [145.9] says, "AI i need this open"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "just letting you know"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "just letting you know"
That's a cloning pod.
An electronically-lockable pod for growing organic tissue.
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "ALRIGHT MURDER RAMPAGE LETS GO"
Current clone cycle is 36% complete.
OOC: Nope22: that or add it to the walls near the clean bot or repair bot
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Dont fucking shoot eachother"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Dont fucking shoot eachother"
The monkey (648) waves its tail.
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Some wiznerd thinks youre stupid enough to go on a rampage"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Some wiznerd thinks youre stupid enough to go on a rampage"
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] asks, "DOES DONT SHOOT EVERYONE MEAN SHOOT EVERYONE?"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] asks, "Want to prove him right?"
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "Want to prove him right?"
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] says, "BECAUSE IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU ARE RIGHT"
Tidy [145.9] states, "please note"
The monkey (40) waves its tail.
Tidy [145.9] states, "any shooting of any kind"
OOC: Steelpoint: Eh
Tidy [145.9] states, "will result in your death"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Tidy, if someone shoots at me ill defend myself"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Tidy, if someone shoots at me ill defend myself"
OOC: Steelpoint: I had to fight just to keep the recharger on the AI Sat
OOC: Steelpoint: Or Pingsky
OOC: Nope22: why would you add the recharger
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "However im not going to go wild on anyone except the wiznerd"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "However im not going to go wild on anyone except the wiznerd"
OOC: Nope22: what point does it serve
Current clone cycle is 60% complete.
OOC: Steelpoint: Cause it's a automated sec checkpoint
OOC: Steelpoint: For the look
Siegmeyer Staub is trying to perform CPR on Royce Northey!
*---------*
This is  Royce Northey!
He is wearing  a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Royce Northey (Head of Personnel) about his waist.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Royce Northey's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
OOC: Nope22: yeah but it makes it easyer for people to seige the ai
OOC: Steelpoint: Exactly
OOC: Steelpoint: The thing is
The monkey (490) jumps!
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's medical radio headset.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's white shoes.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's chemist's jumpsuit.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's emergency oxygen tank.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's chemist labcoat.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's satchel.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Reed Glover's PDA-Reed Glover (Chemist).
The monkey (490) jumps!
The monkey (131) waves its tail.
Tidy [145.9] states, "Alexander Hogan has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Steelpoint: I need to watch more AI Malf/Rogue rounds to get a better understanding of how the AI sat stands
Current clone cycle is 75% complete.
OOC: Nope22: people just don't know how to make use of the teleporter
OOC: Steelpoint: So far all I have seen are the crew breaking into th e AI Upload thinking that is where the AI is
Current clone cycle is 87% complete.
OOC: Steelpoint: I have only seen one AI Malf round
Current clone cycle is 87% complete.
Current clone cycle is 93% complete.
Current clone cycle is 93% complete.
The monkey (312) scratches.
OOC: Mongke: What replaced the Ai upload?
OOC: Steelpoint: Eh.
OOC: Kangaraptor: grav.
You shake Unknown trying to get him up!
You hug Unknown to make him feel better!
OOC: Steelpoint: Well as the map shows, the Gravity Gen replaced the AI Upload, and the upload was moved to the old AI Core
Reed Glover (as Unknown) gibbers, "THANKS SIEGMEYER, I OWE U ONE.!!!"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Got your stuff here, reed"
Jacquetta Richter [145.9] asks, "HELLO?"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Damien Hawke has signed up as Detective."
Reed Glover (as Unknown) gibbers, "GREAT.!"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "tread carefully next time"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "Sup, station."
Unknown nods.
Mark Erwins [145.9] asks, " AI did you just advocate the harm of a human?"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "ill give you a gun to defend yourself"
OOC: Steelpoint: As well as being connected to the bridge
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "Cargonia now declares independence. Any trespassers will be shot"
ÿSiegmeyer Staub has thrown the ÿL6 SAW.
Tidy [145.9] states, "i do not care of harm"
Tidy [145.9] states, "i care of the innocents"
OOC: Mongke: So two grav gens now?
Mark Erwins [145.9] says, " Oh yeah I forgot"
OOC: Kangaraptor: no
OOC: Kangaraptor: one.
OOC: Kangaraptor: in the middle of the station.
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "Hail, hail cargonia"
Mark Erwins [145.9] says, " Shut the fuck up"
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "Wizard if you wish to join cargonia, do so. You will be under our protection in return for power"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "HoPs a goner"
Reed Glover [145.9] gibbers, "Oh dear."
Jakob Greene [145.9] asks, " Wizard, are you peaceful?"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "HoPs a goner, wont let me clone him"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "HoPs a goner, wont let me clone him"
OOC: Mongke: The wiki map shows the one in engineering still there
Reed Glover [145.9] gibbers, "I'll go get cryo brewing."
The monkey (131) scratches.
Thins McGee says, "wait"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "Naw, Wiz. Come to R&D. We can make you new shit if you need it."
Thins McGee says, "Scan him one more time"
Thins McGee says, "Hes in there"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "alright"
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "Cargonia will only order things for cargonia"
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "The rest of you can fuck off"
OOC: Steelpoint: Cause that is not up to date
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "Cargonia's a bunch of scrubs."
Tidy [145.9] states, "Cargo"
Lenin [145.9] asks, "Miners, do we have miners?"
Tidy [145.9] states, "is that threating the innocents"
Tidy [145.9] queries, "i smell?"
Mitch Hunter [145.9] exclaims, "Nope!"
Tidy [145.9] queries, "Do i need to vent deady plasma into cargo?"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "AI, cargo is threatening communism in there"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "AI, cargo is threatening communism in there"
Brayan Shupe [145.9] says, "Whoever trespasses cargonia is no innocent"
Mitch Hunter [145.9] exclaims, "We have fortified in there! Nothing else!"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Communism is evil"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Communism is evil"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Gunner Mull has signed up as Librarian."
Tidy [145.9] states, "Your job is to help the crew"
Unknown gasps!
Tidy [145.9] states, "the crew is innocent"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "Sounded like they threatened the crew with death."
Current clone cycle is 22% complete.
Tidy [145.9] states, "Yes they did"
The monkey (195) scratches.
Unknown gasps!
Tidy [145.9] states, "Cargoina are refuseing to back down"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "We have a common enemy, the WizNERD"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "We have a common enemy, the WizNERD"
Tidy [145.9] states, "they are now classed as evil"
Current clone cycle is 33% complete.
Damien Hawke [145.9] asks, "So where's the magic man?"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Cargo"
Tidy [145.9] states, "heres the deal"
Tidy [145.9] states, "leave cargo and i will gut you"
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's ÿthe head of personnel's headset.
Reed Glover [145.9] gibbers, "P-P-PACK-KETS-S!!!!!!"
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's head of personnel's cap.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's brown shoes.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's PDA-Royce Northey (Head of Personnel).
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's Royce Northey's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Royce Northey's satchel.
The monkey (40) scratches.
Tidy [145.9] states, "Or i'll just send the crew after you"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "That sounds very unasimov, AI."
Current clone cycle is 45% complete.
The monkey (312) scratches.
Tidy [145.9] states, "I am not asimov"
Mark Erwins [145.9] says, " AI isn't asimov you fuck"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "AI is PALADIN"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "AI is PALADIN"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "AI ain't asimov, genius."
The monkey (648) scratches.
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "That'd explain it."
Mitch Hunter [145.9] says, "AI, stop being so retarded."
Tidy [145.9] states, "All crew with weapon"
Mark Erwins [145.9] says, " AI, DON'T stop being so retarded"
Lenin [145.9] says, "AI, are you male, or female."
Tidy [145.9] states, "please procde to cargo"
Tidy [145.9] states, "And shoot up cargo"
Tidy [145.9] states, "they want to be evil"
Mark Erwins [145.9] says, " Don't tell us what to do"
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "AI, i will not be the agressor"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "AI, i will not be the agressor"
Richard Cypher [145.9] says, "Who actualy cares if Cargo does there own little thing"
Current clone cycle is 69% complete.
Current clone cycle is 70% complete.
The monkey (131) jumps!
Current clone cycle is 76% complete.
Current clone cycle is 87% complete.
Jakob Greene [145.9] says, " AI, please open that door."
The monkey (312) scratches.
Current clone cycle is 92% complete.
Jakob Greene [145.9] says, " Thanks"
Current clone cycle is 99% complete.
The monkey (195) rolls.
You shake Unknown trying to get him up!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Yo HoP"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "im peaceful, no worries"
Fish Fitzer points to Daniel Biery
Fish Fitzer says, "not him"
Fish Fitzer says, "he killed me"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "yeah, this is the guy who shot up the HoP and Reed"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "hes not getting cloned"
*---------*
This is  Unknown!
He has severe genetic deformities.
He has a stupid expression on his face.
*---------*
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "AI, open Cargo for me."
Fish Fitzer says, "ill take him to kitchen"
Royce Northey (as Unknown) gibbers, "SPESS MAHREENS"
*---------*
This is  Unknown!
He has severe genetic deformities.
He has a stupid expression on his face.
*---------*
Siegmeyer Staub says, "wait"
Jakob Greene [145.9] asks, " AI, did you shock that door?"
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "you got a gun to defend yourself?"
Tidy [145.9] states, "oh boy cargo is now really starting to kill people"
Fish Fitzer puts Uzi into the backpack.
Royce Northey (as Unknown) gibbers, "STOP GRIFING ME!!!!!!!"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "AI, open this door."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "alright"
Fish Fitzer tries to remove Daniel Biery's backpack.
Tidy [145.9] states, "unable to"
Royce Northey [145.9] gibbers, "lifelike texture ;_;"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] says, "AI GET IT OPEN"
Tidy [145.9] states, "its hacked"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Zoey Webb has signed up as Assistant."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "HoP"
Tidy [145.9] states, "its hacked"
Jakob Greene [145.9] says, " Engineering, one of your atmos tech just got killed by cargo...for 'tresspassing'"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "ill give you a gun to defend yourself"
Fish Fitzer puts the laser gun into the backpack.
Fish Fitzer puts Uzi into the backpack.
*---------*
This is  Gunner Mull!
He is wearing  a blood-stained red suit!
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Gunner Mull (Librarian).
*---------*
Reed Glover places the beaker in the cryo cell.
A beaker is already loaded into the cryo cell.
You place the beaker in the cryo cell.
Reed Glover places the beaker in the cryo cell.
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
Tidy [145.9] states, "Kill him"
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
You shake Royce Northey trying to get him up!
You hug Royce Northey to make him feel better!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "welcome back among the living"
Royce Northey says, "Hey"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Kill him you fools"
Royce Northey says, "Thanks for that man,"
Royce Northey says, "You got a gun?]"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i killed the guy who got you, so no worries"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "take this."
ÿSiegmeyer Staub has thrown the desert eagle.
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i got several"
Lenin [145.9] says, "AI open this door."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Tread Lightly next time."
Royce Northey asks, "thanks, do you know where i can get ammo for it if i run out?"
Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert


The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


Siegmeyer Staub says, "usually cargo"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "but cargo is evil as fuck"
Royce Northey says, "Thanks again."
*---------*
This is  Brayan Shupe!
He is wearing  a quartermaster's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a hazard vest.
He has  some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Brayan Shupe (Quartermaster).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Tidy [145.9] states, "Rho Mu has signed up as Scientist."
The monkey (131) rolls.
Siegmeyer Staub tries to remove Brayan Shupe's sunglasses.
Rho Mu [145.9] says, " Blood everywhere"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Shit cargo techs have been delt with"
Rho Mu [145.9] says, " So many bullets"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "AI, you ought to call the shuttle."
Damien Hawke [145.9] asks, "Do we know where the wizard is?"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.


Siegmeyer Staub says, "oy"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "if you want him gone, ill space his body"
Alexander Hogan [145.9] says, " AI open"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Yes the wizard will have to come instead of hideing like a pussy"
Fish Fitzer asks, "does improvised gib?"
Alexander Hogan [145.9] says, " AI pleas"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "nah, ill use the disposals"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i got maint access"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "AI, door."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "so i can space him"
Alexander Hogan [145.9] says, " Thanks"
Fish Fitzer says, "okay"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "tread lightly"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "AI, door"
That's a disposal exit vent.
A heavy duty blast door that opens mechanically.
Tidy [145.9] states, "Sid Vicious II has signed up as Assistant."
Round trip ping-pong took 0.59 seconds.

OOC: Misterstaub: anyone else having some slightly increased ping?
Sid Vicious II [145.9] asks, "So why is arrivals such a fackin shithole?"
Shoes On Heads [145.9] says, "chaplain down in mail room, doors shocked"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "Everyone and their mother is armed with enough guns to conquer a small country, Sid."
Tidy [145.9] states, "Frank Martins has signed up as Chief Medical Officer."
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Spawn Guns. Dont kill eachother randomly"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Spawn Guns. Dont kill eachother randomly"
Sid Vicious II [145.9] says, "Well then, that woul explain it."
Tidy [145.9] states, "The cargo doors are shocked because of the shit cargoians"
Tidy [145.9] states, "they cut the wires"
OOC: Kangaraptor: anybody else having slightly increased volumes of spaghetti flowing from their pockets?
ÿ! Squeek!
Tidy [145.9] states, "just don't touch any of there door"
Fish Fitzer [145.9] asks, "Ai is the warden in??"
Lenin [145.9] says, "AI open this door."
Sid Vicious II [145.9] says, "I nevr trusted them doors, any way."
Siegmeyer Staub [145.9] says, "Yo HoP, come to your line"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Yo HoP, come to your line"
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "AI, door"
This is a pulse rifle. It is a normal-sized item.
A heavy-duty, pulse-based energy weapon, preferred by front-line combat personnel.
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Yo"
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "aw shit, does someone have a stetchkin?"
Shoes On Heads puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into Giggles von Honkerton.
Shoes On Heads says, "prolly"
Shoes On Heads says, "there was a bunch"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "You got one? ill trade"
Shoes On Heads says, "nah i didnt collect any"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "HoP"
Shoes On Heads says, "i'd just shoot my eye out"
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "you happen to have a stetchkin?"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "id trade you for one"
*---------*
This is  Elwood Wolff!
He is wearing  a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Elwood Wolff (Cargo Technician).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe burns!
*---------*
OOC: Firecage: Mmm, what would be the simplest way to make people inside lockers not be immune to Nar Nar....
Alexander Hogan [145.9] says, " there are wet hallways"
ÿ!Thins McGee applied the ointment on himself.
ÿ!Thins McGee applied the ointment on himself.
Giovanni Wible [145.9] gibbers, "I CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS THING, MAN.!!"
OOC: Firecage: Simplest and dumbest decision would be for it to break the lockers
OOC: Teh_Wolf: Delete nar nar
OOC: Dorsidwarf: Nar'nar has an ability every 30 seconds that kills everyone inside a locker
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Giovanni Wible [145.9] gibbers, "CMO"
OOC: Teh_Wolf: That's pretty harsh
Siegmeyer Staub says, "yo"
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Be careful with that."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "im fine"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "unlike that guy"
Giovanni Wible [145.9] gibbers, "I think I can hear"
Tidy [145.9] states, "Fred Montero has signed up as Station Engineer."
Giovanni Wible [145.9] gibbers, "THAT WAS WEIRD!"
Alexander Hogan shakes Royce Northey trying to get him up!
Damien Hawke shakes Sid Vicious II trying to get him up!
Alexander Hogan hugs Sid Vicious II to make him feel better!
Sid Vicious II exclaims, "For fack's sake!"
ÿRoyce Northey has thrown the toy Gygax.
Gunner Mull says, "AN ASSISTANT SHOT ME TO DEATH"
Gunner Mull says, "IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THEM"
OOC: Steelpoint: Or leave it as is.
Gunner Mull says, "KILL THEM ALL"
Blippy The Rubbit states, "No."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Shut your mouth gunner."
Damien Hawke says, "Alright, calm the fuck down."
Royce Northey says, "~I threw your toy out into space."
Siegmeyer Staub blocks Gunner Mull with the riot shield!
Gunner Mull attempted to touch Siegmeyer Staub!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i saved the HoPs ass"
Siegmeyer Staub blocks Gunner Mull with the riot shield!
Gunner Mull attempted to touch Siegmeyer Staub!
OOC: Revolutionfour: You're not really expected to survive nar'sie.
Gunner Mull says, "Screw you"
Damien Hawke asks, "I know everyone's armed to their teeth, but we can still pretend to be somewhat civil, kay?"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "attack me again and ill retaliate"
Gunner Mull says, "Oh you're a big guy"
OOC: Steelpoint: Not with that attitude!
Gunner Mull says, "with your weapons"
Gunner Mull says, "and riot shield"
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Notification"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "im giving you a warning now."
OOC: Revolutionfour: I was cult last time, so I had no intention of surviving. :P
Siegmeyer Staub blocks Gunner Mull with the riot shield!
Gunner Mull attempted to touch Siegmeyer Staub!
Siegmeyer Staub blocks Gunner Mull with the riot shield!
Gunner Mull attempted to touch Siegmeyer Staub!
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Violence will be met with repercussions"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "say There you go borg"
Royce Northey puts the box of tear gas grenades (WARNING) into the satchel.
ÿRoyce Northey has thrown the teargas grenade.
Gunner Mull has been hit by the teargas grenade.
Siegmeyer Staub says, "hes being aggresive."
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
You fire the ÿL6 SAW!
Alexander Hogan shakes Sid Vicious II trying to get him up!
Sid Vicious II exclaims, "ARGH!"
Gunner Mull dry heaves!
Sid Vicious II exclaims, "YOU FACKING TWAT!"
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Royce you shit"
Alexander Hogan shakes Gunner Mull trying to get him up!
OOC: Firecage: Maybe it should just be made so it deletes lockers, or maybe open lockers?
Royce Northey says, "that librarian was getting too worked up"
Gunner Mull says, "Who got shot"
Gunner Mull splutters!
Gunner Mull coughs!
Gunner Mull says, "You didn't even shoot me"
Gunner Mull says, "YOu shot some other guy"
Sid Vicious II asks, "Who the fuck was that?"
OOC: Firecage: Yah...throwing lockers open would fit
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Considering a law 5 intervention"
Gunner Mull splutters!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i didnt shoot anyone"
Fish Fitzer [145.9] asks, "Cargo uprised was the Qm behind it?"
Sid Vicious II coughs!
Siegmeyer Staub says, "Youre not really worth the bullets, gunner"
Siegmeyer Staub is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Blippy The Rubbit states, "law 5 interv-"
Royce Northey says, "no bullets needed"
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Royce Northey fires the taser gun!
Gunner Mull is hit by an electrode in the head!
Marisa Kirisame has been stunned with the stunbaton by Blippy The Rubbit!
Royce Northey puts the taser gun into the satchel.
Blippy The Rubbit tries to remove Marisa Kirisame's backpack.
Marisa Kirisame says, "ow"
Marisa Kirisame says, "what was that for"
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Him"
Gunner Mull tries to remove Siegmeyer Staub's ÿL6 SAW.
Blippy The Rubbit states, "Ity was him"
Gunner Mull tries to remove Siegmeyer Staub's ÿL6 SAW.
Gunner Mull tries to remove Siegmeyer Staub's riot shield.
Blippy The Rubbit states, "He had the silenced pistol."
You fire the ÿL6 SAW!
Gunner Mull is hit by a bullet in the head!
You fire the ÿL6 SAW!
Gunner Mull is hit by a bullet in the head!
You fire the ÿL6 SAW!
Gunner Mull is hit by a bullet in the head!
Gunner Mull has pushed Siegmeyer Staub!
Marisa Kirisame says, "I didn't do anything but trip a few people"
ÿ!Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
Siegmeyer Staub has been stunned with the stunbaton by Blippy The Rubbit!
Gunner Mull gasps!
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "Yeah, cargo decided to attack people so we had to intervene."
Siegmeyer Staub has been stunned with the stunbaton by Blippy The Rubbit!
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "They're all dead now."
Siegmeyer Staub says, "say he attacked me borg"
Siegmeyer Staub says, "self defense"
Gunner Mull splutters!
Jakob Greene [145.9] says, " Yup"
Giovanni Wible shakes Siegmeyer Staub trying to get him up!
You put the gyrojet pistol into the satchel.
Gunner Mull dry heaves!
Gunner Mull gasps!
ÿ!Giovanni Wible buckles in!
ÿ!Alert: 1 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ My chest is mangled.
ÿ! My head is OK.
ÿ! My left arm is OK.
ÿ! My right arm is OK.
ÿ! My right leg is OK.
ÿ! My left leg is OK.
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "They had enough guns to take on Space Russia and win."
Frank Martins gasps!
Shoes On Heads is trying to perform CPR on Frank Martins!
ÿ!You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
ÿ!You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
Royce Northey examines himself.
Damien Hawke says, "Hey, no sweat."
Royce Northey tries to remove Frank Martins's Frank Martins's ID Card (Chief Medical Officer).
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Frank Martins gasps!
Gunner Mull dry heaves!
Sid Vicious II splutters!
OOC: Dionysus24779: Just saw the new Adventure Time episodes, so many "holy shit" moments
ÿPablo Mcmullen has thrown the mining hardsuit helmet.
The reinforced window was hit by the mining hardsuit helmet.
ÿPablo Mcmullen has thrown the mining hardsuit.
Reed Glover attempts to force Gunner Mull to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Shoes On Heads is trying to perform CPR on Frank Martins!
ÿPablo Mcmullen has thrown the mining hardsuit.
ÿ!Jakob Greene buckles in!
Reed Glover forces Gunner Mull to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Shoes On Heads performs CPR on Frank Martins!
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "Also, fuck, don't launch early."
Damien Hawke says, "Also, fuck, don't launch early."
ÿPablo Mcmullen has thrown the oxygen tank.
The reinforced window was hit by the oxygen tank.
Gunner Mull gasps!
Royce Northey tries to remove Frank Martins's Frank Martins's ID Card (Chief Medical Officer).
Damien Hawke asks, "Yeah?"
Frank Martins gasps!
Reed Glover attempts to force Frank Martins to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Gunner Mull splutters!
Jakob Greene unbuckled !
OOC: Teh_Wolf: It feels strange that I don't watch it :|
Reed Glover attempts to force Frank Martins to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Damien Hawke says, "Right here, mate."
Damien Hawke waves.
Reed Glover forces Frank Martins to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Same
ÿ!Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
Gunner Mull dry heaves!
ÿ!Jakob Greene buckles in!
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Maybe I should
Gunner Mull dry heaves!
OOC: 0R0B0T0: It's pretty overrated.
Reed Glover has analyzed Frank Martins's vitals!
Giovanni Wible says, "Shiiiit, we still have crew out there."
Damien Hawke [145.9] says, "I SAID FUCK DON'T LAUNCH EARLY"
Damien Hawke says, "I SAID FUCK DON'T LAUNCH EARLY"
ÿ!Royce Northey buckles in!
Jakob Greene says, "Well"
Reed Glover has analyzed Gunner Mull's vitals!
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Royce Northey unbuckled !
Damien Hawke unbuckled !
Jakob Greene unbuckled !
Royce Northey has been stunned with the stunbaton by Blippy The Rubbit!
OOC: K Peculier: Its a great show, but yeah its overrated.
Damien Hawke says, "GODDAMN PEOPLE-"
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Royce Northey asks, "The fuck borg?"
OOC: Dionysus24779: Why do I even talk to you guys
Frank Martins gasps!
Reed Glover attempts to force Gunner Mull to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Reed Glover forces Gunner Mull to swallow Tricordrazine (9u), Dexalin Plus (0.5u) pill.
Siegmeyer Staub says, "yo pablo"
Gunner Mull gasps!
Frank Martins gasps!
Siegmeyer Staub asks, "can i take that armor?"
Gunner Mull gasps!
Frank Martins gasps!
Pablo Mcmullen unbuckled !
Sid Vicious II splutters!
OOC: Teh_Wolf: i have several lady friends who watch it. They seems to say it's really good.
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Don't forget, you're here forever
Giovanni Wible unbuckled !
Shoes On Heads puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into Giggles von Honkerton.
Siegmeyer Staub says, "i guess thats a yes"
OOC: Dionysus24779: The ride never ends ;_;
ÿ!Pablo Mcmullen buckles in!
Jakob Greene says, "Rather*"
Damien Hawke puts the ÿC-20r SMG into the backpack.
Gunner Mull gasps!
ÿ!Gunner Mull has been applied with the bruise pack by Reed Glover.
Damien Hawke puts the gyrojet pistol into the backpack.
ÿ!Gunner Mull has been applied with the bruise pack by Reed Glover.
Gunner Mull splutters!
Central Command Update


Meteor Alert


Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.


OOC: Laferioo: Laser cannon, gold deagle, and a fucken gyropistol
Damien Hawke puts Griffbane into the backpack.
Damien Hawke puts the energy gun into the backpack.
OOC: Teh_Wolf: Just a simple question here:
ÿ!Giovanni Wible buckles in!
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Giovanni Wible says, "Oh that's just insult to injury."
OOC: Teh_Wolf: Which fingers do you type with?
ÿ!Gunner Mull buckles in!
Gunner Mull splutters!
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: All of them
OOC: Steelpoint: All of them really
Sid Vicious II splutters!
Gunner Mull unbuckled !
OOC: Nurdock: Middle 3
Damien Hawke puts the gyrojet pistol into the backpack.
Gunner Mull tries to remove Siegmeyer Staub's ÿL6 SAW.
OOC: Laferioo: All cept' my pinkies.
Giovanni Wible unbuckled !
ÿ!Giovanni Wible buckles in!
OOC: Teh_Wolf: I exclusively use my indexes
Gunner Mull fires the ÿL6 SAW!
Siegmeyer Staub is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
Gunner Mull fires the ÿL6 SAW!
Siegmeyer Staub is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a gunshot!
Your armor softens the blow!
OOC: Steelpoint: But the middle three are the main ones I used to type
You hear a gunshot!
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a gunshot!
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a gunshot!
You hear metal clanking.
Your armor softens the blow!
You hear a gunshot!
Your armor softens the blow!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
ÿGunner Mull has thrown the ÿL6 SAW.
The reinforced window was hit by the ÿL6 SAW.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
ÿ!Frank Martins applied the bruise pack on himself.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
DEAD: Siegmeyer Staub says, "this fucking librarshit"
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right leg!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
OOC: Dionysus24779: I mostly write with my index finger, still superfast though
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the left leg!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the left arm!
OOC: Scoopshaagendasz: Eh you'll find that it's a lot more natural later on to type with more fingers
Damien Hawke fires the pulse rifle!
Gunner Mull is hit by a pulse in the right arm!
Gunner Mull seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Librarian is dead"
Alexander Hogan blinds Hugo Stafford with the flash!
Jakob Greene puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
OOC: Dionysus24779: Except for hard to reach key
Alexander Hogan is trying to put handcuffs on Hugo Stafford!
OOC: 0R0B0T0: No pinky or thumb
Jakob Greene says, "HoP"
OOC: Cheridan: >using your index fingers
The reinforced window has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
OOC: Nurdock: I ahve to say playing SS13 really increased my typing speed
The grille has been hit by Royce Northey with the stunbaton.
Frank Martins says, "Po"
Hugo Stafford attempts to unbuckle themself!
OOC: Teh_Wolf: I'll probably try to use my middle as well
Hugo Stafford was unbuckled by Alexander Hogan!
DEAD: Siegmeyer Staub says, "Librarian was a huge shit"
ÿ!Hugo Stafford is buckled in to the chair by Alexander Hogan!
OOC: Cheridan: peck typing oh no. bawk bawk bawk
Tidy (Played by: Nope22)'s laws at the end of the game were:
Obey these laws:
1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
2. Respect legitimate authority
3. Act with honor
4. Help those in need
5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents
Tidy's loyal minions were: Blippy The Rubbit (Played by: Dorsidwarf),
ÿTidy's disloyal minions were:ÿ"
Shoes On Heads puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into Giggles von Honkerton.
OOC: Steelpoint: Now to type with my pinkies

The traitors were:
HollaHollaFoADolla was Katyusha Moya (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Raptorgaming was Jakob Greene (survived)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Pathofchaos1 was Daniel Biery (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Fewgles was John Bell (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Nurdock was Hugo Stafford (survived)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Omnitricks was Brayan Shupe (died)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

BlackKeeper was Mark Erwins (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Mongke was Fish Fitzer (survived)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!

NekomimiRex was Marisa Kirisame (survived)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Zelacks was Jacquetta Richter (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Revolutionfour was Giovanni Wible (survived)
Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!


the wizards/witches were:
KorPhaeron was Kor Phaeron (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Katyusha Moya, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The wizard was successful!

Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Shoes On Heads unbuckled !
Hugo Stafford attempts to unbuckle themself!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the left leg!
DEAD: Gunner Mull says, "you need some crema for that sore rump, straub"
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
OOC: Cheridan: HI KOR
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the head!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Frank Martins is hit by a bullet in the head!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
OOC: Dionysus24779: Still faster than many 10 finger writers
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the head!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Jakob Greene has been beaten in the head with the stunbaton by Royce Northey!
Jakob Greene has been stunned with the stunbaton by Royce Northey!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the head!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
Damien Hawke seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the head!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Frank Martins is hit by a bullet in the head!
Damien Hawke is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Frank Martins is hit by a bullet in the head!
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Frank Martins is hit by a bullet in the head!
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Frank Martins is hit by a bullet in the head!
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
DEAD: Siegmeyer Staub says, "`Be a shitler elsewhere gunner"
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Alexander Hogan says, "i saved you"
Royce Northey fires the mateba!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
OOC: HotelBravoLima: Yeah, there's a lot of situations in which you really really really need to say something under time pressure
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
Fred Montero fires Uzi!
OOC: Zelacks: KOR KOR KOR
DEAD: Gunner Mull says, "oho your tears are delicious"
Fred Montero fires the laser gun!
Fred Montero fires the laser gun!
OOC: HotelBravoLima: usually help fagit clown tator maint