Ana vs Jake

[12:00] <`DM> ==========================
[12:00] <`DM> Anastasia: Enter the police station.
[12:00]  * Anastasia_Locke takes a few deep breaths to calm her nerves, then pushes the door open and walks briskly through wearing a slightly annoyed expression, acting like she owns the place.
[12:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20 bluff
[12:00] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20 bluff [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
[12:01] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Wow that went better the first time))
[12:01] <Jake_Brandt> ((HAH))
[12:01] <`DM> Anastasia: The woman at the front desk is too busy with paperwork to notice you.
[12:01] <`DM> Anastasia: The rest of the police-men just look at you strangely, as if to think, "what's this little girl doing here?" but it doesn't seem like they really care about you.
[12:02] <`DM> Anastasia: The police officers at station are very busy with paperwork today-- the others are out patrolling Leechville.
[12:02]  * Anastasia_Locke proceeds towards the cells, still doing her best to look like she's got some very important business to attend to
[12:03] <`DM> Anastasia: Before you can even get past the meeting room, a policeman grabs you by the shoulder and asks, "where d'ya think yer goin', missy?"
[12:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "Where's Pete?"
[12:05] <`DM> Anastasia: The officer is a middle-aged, tall, tan, bald, and muscular man with a handlebar mustache. "'Scuse me? You mean the big boss? What're you goin' round callin him Pete fer, like he's yer uncle or sumthin"
[12:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "Uh."
[12:05] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 to keep from laughing
[12:05] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 to keep from laughing [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
[12:06]  * Anastasia_Locke shrugs
[12:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's the name I was told."
[12:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20 Bluff
[12:06] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20 Bluff [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[12:06]  * Jake_Brandt , be the mysterious tapping noise
[12:07] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20 to make a tap-a-tap tap
[12:07] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 to make a tap-a-tap tap [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[12:07] <Jake_Brandt> (( :( ))
[12:08] <`DM> Anastasia: "Well, he can't be seein' you right now, he's a busy guy. Like I said, big boss n' all."
[12:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "I don't need to talk to him.  Just tell me where he is."
[12:10] <`DM> Anastasia: "He's in his office, where he usually is. Now don't go about botherin' him." The man leaves towards the cafeteria.
[12:10]  * Anastasia_Locke beams
[12:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thank you!"
[12:11]  * Anastasia_Locke continues on towards the cells
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[12:13] <`DM> Anatasia: You make it to where the two temporary-holding cells are. They look like solitary cells with steel doors.
[12:13] <Anastasia_Locke> Any way to see inside?
[12:13] <`DM> Anastasia; The doors have no windows, only a little slot at the bottom for sliding in trays of food.
[12:14] <`DM> Anastasia: The slot slides up and down and is locked with a mechanism from the outside.
[12:14] <Anastasia_Locke> Can anybody see me right now?
[12:14] <`DM> Anastasia: There is nobody around you that you can see.
[12:15]  * Anastasia_Locke opens the slot the tiniest bit
[12:15] <Anastasia_Locke> For, let's say the left cell
[12:15]  * Jake_Brandt : Start tapping on the door
[12:15] <`DM> Anastasia: You see floor, mostly. However, your hear tapping from the right cell's door.
[12:15] <`DM> you hear**
[12:16] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 to hear if anyone is there
[12:16] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 to hear if anyone is there [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
[12:17]  * Anastasia_Locke backs away slightly
[12:17] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 Stealth
[12:17] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Stealth [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
[12:17] <`DM> Jake: You hear some footsteps moving.
[12:17]  * Jake_Brandt lays down on the ground, looking at the slot intently from afar
[12:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 Perception to hear him moving
[12:18] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 Perception to hear him moving [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
[12:19] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 for stealth
[12:19] <`DM> Jake: You look at the slot. It is very closed at the moment.
[12:19] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 for stealth [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
[12:19] <`DM> Anastasia: You hear very little shuffling from the floor inside the right cell.
[12:19]  * Jake_Brandt knows that good things come for people who wait
[12:20]  * Anastasia_Locke stands still and watches intently
[12:20]  * Jake_Brandt rolls to guess who it is outside
[12:21] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2
[12:21] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
[12:21] <Jake_Brandt> ".....oooohhhh Peeeettttteeeerrrr....."
[12:22]  * Anastasia_Locke decaptchas her pepper spray.  Just in case.
[12:23] <Jake_Brandt> "Ooorrrrr.....perhaaaapssss it Anastaaaaaaassssiaaa?" my says in a sing-songy sort of way
[12:23] <Anastasia_Locke> :/ :/ :/
[12:25] <Jake_Brandt> "Oooorrrr perrrrhaaaaps the front desk lady?"
[12:26]  * Anastasia_Locke realizes he's guessing
[12:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 to keep from laughing
[12:26] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 to keep from laughing [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
[12:26]  * Anastasia_Locke exhales slightly through her nose
[12:27] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 perception
[12:27] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 perception [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[12:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 Stealth
[12:28] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Stealth [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
[12:29] <`DM> Jake: You hear a small puffing noise.
[12:29]  * Jake_Brandt gets serious now.
[12:30] <Jake_Brandt> (Could I tell it was a laugh exhale?)
[12:30] <`DM> ((no))
[12:31]  * Jake_Brandt goes back to tapping and scratching the walls
[12:32]  * Anastasia_Locke listens to the tap/scratching for a bit
[12:34]  * Jake_Brandt is starting to get bored, so he starts to sing Opera
[12:34] <Anastasia_Locke> ?? ?? ??
[12:35] <Anastasia_Locke> ((How loudly?))
[12:36] <Jake_Brandt> (( pp to ff )) (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfMRZTDLZQ ))
[12:38] <Anastasia_Locke> ((DM, loud enough to alert some of the other officers in the building?))
[12:39] <`DM> Jake: Roll 1d20+CHA.
[12:39] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20-1
[12:39] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
[12:39]  * Jake_Brandt fails miserably, it sounds like a mess
[12:40]  * Jake_Brandt starts laughing at himself
[12:40] <`DM> ((no guards are alerted))
[12:40]  * Anastasia_Locke gives the cell a concerned look and a pained wince
[12:41]  * Jake_Brandt starts laughing uncontrollably
[12:42]  * Anastasia_Locke breathes "Psycho"
[12:42] <Jake_Brandt> "Ohhhh, only if Tricky were here to hear that!' Jake says raspily
[12:42] <`DM> The handlebar-mustached man, walking along towards the stairs to the station's jail, knocks on the cell door and tells Jacob to keep it down in there.
[12:42] <Jake_Brandt> ((Where is Ana?))
[12:43] <`DM> As he goes down the steps, he makes eye contact with Anastasia and tells her: "Stay away from the cell, he's a looney, that kid."
[12:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "And unguarded."
[12:43]  * Jake_Brandt knocks on the cell door
[12:44] <Anastasia_Locke> D:
[12:44] <`DM> Jake: You knock on your cell door.
[12:45]  * Jake_Brandt tries to get the Guard's attention
[12:46] <`DM> Jake: There is no response. He's probably gone already.
[12:46] <Jake_Brandt> "Hey! Hey! Guardman, what ever your name was!"
[12:46]  * Jake_Brandt carries on without him.
[12:47] <Jake_Brandt> "Have you heard that Paul Walker has dandruff?"
[12:48] <Jake_Brandt> "The police found his head and shoulders on the dashboard!!!"
[12:48]  * Jake_Brandt starts cackling
[12:48] <Anastasia_Locke> :/
[12:49] <Jake_Brandt> "Oooh, tough crowd it seems, am I just not...punny enough for you!?"
[12:49]  * Jake_Brandt cackles agains
[12:49] <Anastasia_Locke> :/ :/ :/
[12:51] <Jake_Brandt> "Hey then, rather this then grinding you bones!!"
[12:51] <Jake_Brandt> "I really am not CUT out for this, am I?!"
[12:51]  * Jake_Brandt starts laughing uncontrollably again
[12:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ??
[12:52]  * Anastasia_Locke continues to fail to get the joke
[12:53] <Jake_Brandt> "Oh well then, I'm off to take a short nap, tell me when little Ms. Locke comes back, if she isn't here already that is."
[12:53] <Anastasia_Locke> :O
[12:54]  * Anastasia_Locke backs away slowly
[12:54] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 perception
[12:54] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 perception [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[12:54] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 Stealth
[12:54] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Stealth [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
[12:55] <`DM> Jake: You hear footsteps.
[12:55] <jaczac|m> ((Sorry Cai, I was at apes, I had to go quick))
[12:55] <Jake_Brandt> "Bye Byeeeee!"
[12:55]  * Anastasia_Locke freezes
[12:57] <`DM> ((ok jac u wanna take over?))
[12:57]  * Jake_Brandt starts slurping and gnawing at the wall
[12:57] <Anastasia_Locke> :/
[12:57] <jaczac|m> ((I can if you want))
[12:57] <`DM> ((ok let me give u some stuff cus i retconned the whole thing from when ana entered))
[12:58] <jaczac|m> ((K))
[13:04] <jaczac|m> ((DM has been updated, continue))
[13:04] <Anastasia_Locke> :/
[13:09]  * Jake_Brandt starts having relations with the door
[13:11] <Jake_Brandt> (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI ))
[13:11] <jaczac|m> Uh.
[13:11]  * Jake_Brandt has married the door.
[13:11] <jaczac|m> I'm not sure how to respond to that
[13:11] <jaczac|m> To be honest
[13:12]  * Jake_Brandt goes on a honeymoon with the door, and accidently knocks her up.
[13:13] <jaczac|m> Anyway, while jake was copulating with the door, a low ranking policeman enters with a tray of "food."
[13:13]  * Jake_Brandt says in a girly voice, "I am tired of living in this cell, you think this is ther right enviroment for a baby?"
[13:13] <jaczac|m> Ana roll to stay invis.
[13:13] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 Stealth
[13:13] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Stealth [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[13:13] <jaczac|m> Stealthed I mean
[13:14] <jaczac|m> You barely manage to hide behind a trash can.
[13:14] <jaczac|m> the man slides the tray through the slot and bangs a couple times on the door.
[13:14] <jaczac|m> "HEY STOP YOUR SHIT."
[13:15]  * Jake_Brandt slaps the door's face. "Biatch, you can't tell me where or where not to have a house" Jake says with a deep baritone
[13:15] <jaczac|m> "...fuckin psycho."
[13:15] <jaczac|m> He leaves without seeing ana.
[13:15]  * Anastasia_Locke continues listening
[13:16] <Jake_Brandt> "Is he gone" Jake says in a high pitched voice.
[13:16] <Jake_Brandt> "Yes baby, you can come back in now."
[13:16] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 perception
[13:16] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 perception [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
[13:17]  * Jake_Brandt is slapped in the face by the door
[13:17] <jaczac|m> What are trying to percept?
[13:17] <Jake_Brandt> The emotions of the door
[13:17] <jaczac|m> You think the door wants your advances. She really doesn't, but you can't tell because you are a psychopath.
[13:18]  * Jake_Brandt has her baby anyway, she can't leave me nnow
[13:18] <jaczac|m> Ana would you like to continue listening?
[13:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Yes
[13:19] <jaczac|m> K
[13:19] <Jake_Brandt> "Honey, what should we name the baby?" Jake says in a girl voice,
[13:20] <Jake_Brandt> "Her name shall be Lock."
[13:20]  * Anastasia_Locke clenches a fist
[13:21] <Jake_Brandt> "THAT'S ALL YOU COULD THINK OF, MY LAST NAME?" Jake yells in a girly voice
[13:21] <Jake_Brandt> "LOCK LOCKE? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS THAT, YOU ASSHOLE!"
[13:21] <Anastasia_Locke> Decaptchalogue pistol
[13:21] <jaczac|m> You do so.
[13:22] <jaczac|m> ((If you kill him, it's permanent.))
[13:22] <Jake_Brandt> "Calm down, honey, no need to get angry," Jake says in a baritone voice
[13:24] <Jake_Brandt> "Alright folks, that's a wrap! Good job, Jake! Good job, Annie. Our show is sure to be picked up, now! The perfect amount of drama, romance, and funny situations!" a seemingly monotone voice says.
[13:25]  * Jake_Brandt is making a soap opera/sitcom it seems.
[13:25] <Jake_Brandt> "Thanks Callum." the baritone voice speaks
[13:25]  * Anastasia_Locke is about to join the PK Party Boat, it seems
[13:25] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 perception
[13:26] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 perception [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
[13:26] <jaczac|m> You know the keys lay in the entry office, where the receptionist sits.
[13:26] <jaczac|m> Jake hears ana gripping her pistol tightly, and breathing heavily.
[13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2 Stealth
[13:26] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 Stealth [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Okay yeah
[13:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Worth a try
[13:26] <jaczac|m> You are slightly hidden.
[13:27] <Jake_Brandt> "About time you showed up,"
[13:28] <Jake_Brandt> "Would you go be a doll and get your father? We have something to speak about, if that is who I think it is, of course."
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[13:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "..."
[13:30] <Jake_Brandt> "No? That is what I thought."
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[13:33]  * Jake_Brandt starts screaming
[13:33] <Jaczac> You hear footsteps.
[13:33] <Jaczac> And a man swear and start walking towards from the office across the hall.
[13:33] <Jaczac> .roll stealth
[13:33]  * Anastasia_Locke captchas her pistol, but not the pepper spray
[13:33] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2
[13:33] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
[13:33]  * Anastasia_Locke vanishe into the ether
[13:34] <Jaczac> you stealth perfectly. If you want to try to steal the keys, tou have advantage.
[13:34] <Jake_Brandt> ((How does readying an action work?))
[13:34]  * Anastasia_Locke waits to see what the guard does first
[13:35] <Anastasia_Locke> If he walks away, THEN thievery check on him
[13:35] <Jaczac> The guard enters.
[13:35] <Jaczac> Are you still screaming?
[13:35]  * Jake_Brandt has stopped but he starts to talk to the guard
[13:36] <Jaczac> "Ugh. Another psychopath."
[13:36] <Jake_Brandt> "Just a word is all"
[13:36]  * Anastasia_Locke readies an action to activate Mindkind and spray a whole bunch of pepper spray at Jacob
[13:36] <Jake_Brandt> "If I die, make sure Peter knows Ana did it.
[13:36]  * Jake_Brandt goes back to bed
[13:37]  * Jake_Brandt has eyes closed
[13:37] <Jaczac> ((just a second))
[13:39] <Jake_Brandt> ((Jaczac))
[13:39] <Jaczac> ((ik))
[13:40] <Jake_Brandt> ((Does my cell have water?))
[13:40] <Jaczac> ((yes, toilet))
[13:40] <Jake_Brandt> "No sink?"
[13:41] <Jake_Brandt> (("No sink?"))
[13:41] <Jake_Brandt> ((sorry))
[13:41] <Jaczac> "Ugh. No kid, too many people broke'm"
[13:41] <Jaczac> "And who is Ana?"
[13:42] <Jake_Brandt> "Either his daughter or niece, she snuck in a while ago I presume."
[13:43] <Jake_Brandt> "Also, while your here..."
[13:44]  * Jake_Brandt starts whispering to the guard "You know the explosion in the park? I know who did it."
[13:44] <Jaczac> "You what? Something about the explsion?"
[13:45] <Jake_Brandt> "Yep, know who killed all those people."
[13:45] <Jaczac> "..."
[13:45] <Jake_Brandt> "Go check the warehouse."
[13:46]  * Anastasia_Locke casts Prestidigitation and fills the cell with the smell of vomit
[13:46] <Jaczac> "I'm getting Officer Paley."
[13:46] <Jaczac> ,roll
[13:46]  * Jake_Brandt has a strong stomach
[13:46] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Roll what?  Its a cantrip))
[13:46] <Jaczac> ((oh right.))
[13:47] <Jake_Brandt> ((Roll constitution?))
[13:47] <Jaczac> "Eugh man. thats revolting."
[13:47] <Jaczac> He leaves.
[13:47] <Jaczac> You know Paley is the seargent here.
[13:48] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+2 Thievery to get keys
[13:48] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+2 Thievery to get keys [ 1d20=15 ]{17}, [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
[13:48]  * Jake_Brandt readies himself
[13:48] <Jaczac> you barely get them.
[13:48] <Anastasia_Locke> ((17 is barely getting them?))
[13:49] <Jaczac> Yep
[13:49] <Anastasia_Locke> ((O.O))
[13:49] <Jaczac> 16 was passing.
[13:49]  * Jake_Brandt walks to the side of the door
[13:50] <Jaczac> You think you have about 10 minutes before he gets back.
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[13:52] <Anastasia_Locke> What all is inside the cell?
[13:53] <Jaczac> Bed Jake and toilet, plus a plastic tray from dinner,
[13:53] <Jaczac> also the food i presume
[13:53] <Anastasia_Locke> What kind of food?
[13:54] <Jaczac> ham sandwich, oj carton, cookie(raisin)
[13:55] <Anastasia_Locke> Prestidigitation
[13:56] <Anastasia_Locke> Illusory blindfold over his eyes
[13:57]  * Jake_Brandt rolls 1d20+2 to know the layout of the room
[13:57] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2
[13:57] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
[13:57] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Safe to say that's one turn of blindness?))
[13:57] <Jaczac> you bump into stuff
[13:57] <Jaczac> yes
[13:58] <Jake_Brandt> Can I still hear?
[13:58] <Jaczac> yes
[13:58] <Jaczac> only a blindfold
[13:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Lasts until my NEXT turn ends, so...
[13:58] <Jaczac> Yes.
[13:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Open door, activate mindkind, and pepper spray him
[13:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+3
[13:59] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[13:59] <Jaczac> pepper spray perfectly enters his eyes, mouth and nose
[13:59] <Jaczac> incapacitating him.
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[13:59]  * Jake_Brandt goes to the toilet to wash it out of eyes
[13:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Double dice or max damage?))
[13:59] <Jaczac> zroll to remember
[13:59] <Jaczac> ((cant remember tbh))
[13:59] <`DM> (( dabble dice ))
[14:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2d4+3 damage
[14:00] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4+3 damage [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
[14:00] <Jaczac> you do so
[14:00] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20 to get rid of pepperspray
[14:00] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 to get rid of pepperspray [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[14:01] <Jaczac> ((im unsure how pepper spray works0)
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[14:01] <Jake_Brandt> ((You can wash it out with water, it is an oil based thing.))
[14:01] <Anastasia_Locke> ((1d4 damage, dex-based, blinds until cleared, aoe attack))
[14:01] <Jaczac> got it.
[14:01] <Anastasia_Locke> ((friendly fire))
[14:01] <Jaczac> jake, roll toblindly walk to toilet
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[14:03]  * Jake_Brandt washes it out of eyes.
[14:03]  * Jake_Brandt rolls 1d20+2 perception
[14:03] <Jaczac> no roll to remember
[14:03] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+2 perception
[14:03] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+2 perception [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[14:03] <Jaczac> im calling it wis
[14:03] <Jaczac> what is your wis mod
[14:03] <Jaczac> actaully,
[14:03] <Jake_Brandt> +2
[14:03] <Jaczac> nvm you pass anyway
[14:03] <Jaczac> you sucessfully wash it out, but still have a blindfold on
[14:04] <Jaczac> its your turn
[14:04] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Mine?))
[14:04] <Jake_Brandt> ((One turn has passed, blindfold is gone?))
[14:04] <Anastasia_Locke> ((MY next turn ends))
[14:04] <Jaczac> ((end of ana's next))
[14:04] <Jaczac> ((no jakes. cleaning was minor, he has major if he wants0)
[14:05] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+3 to push the door closed, while yelling SPARTA!!!!
[14:05] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+3 to push the door closed, while yelling SPARTA!!!! [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
[14:05] <Jaczac> you do so.
[14:06] <Jaczac> 4 minutes before backup arrives
[14:06] <Jaczac> ana's turn
[14:06] <Jake_Brandt> (("She is outside, right?))
[14:06] <Jaczac> no
[14:06] <Anastasia_Locke> More pepper spray
[14:06] <Jaczac> she's inside
[14:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+3
[14:06] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+3 [ 1d20=1 ]{4}, [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
[14:06] <Jaczac> wait why do you have advantage?
[14:07] <Jaczac> or is that dual wield
[14:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Because you're blind
[14:07] <Jaczac> hmm
[14:07] <Anastasia_Locke> ((From PHB: • Attack rolls against the creature have advantage, and the creature’s attack rolls have disadvantage.))
[14:07] <Jaczac> his erratic movements make it impossible to hit him
[14:07] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Page 41))
[14:07] <Jaczac> he dodges
[14:07] <Jaczac> minor and move if oyu want
[14:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Mindkind 2, repeat as a minor action
[14:07] <Jaczac> opening the door can be minor
[14:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+3
[14:07] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+3 [ 1d20=7 ]{10}, [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
[14:07] <Jaczac> damn how do you have mindkind two already?
[14:08] <Jake_Brandt> ((Because she is a spoony cheat))
[14:08] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I cast it a while ago))
[14:08] <Jaczac> ((hehe))
[14:08] <Jaczac> you hit
[14:08] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d4 damage
[14:08] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
[14:08] <Jaczac> one damage
[14:08] <Anastasia_Locke> And blinded again
[14:09] <Jake_Brandt> ((I knew I should have been sheap and chose to be a psion.))
[14:09]  * Anastasia_Locke backs away slightly
[14:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((HP remaining?))
[14:09] <Jaczac> 3
[14:11] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
[14:11] <Jaczac> jake
[14:11] <Jaczac> s
[14:11] <Jake_Brandt> how does grappling work
[14:11] <Jake_Brandt> is it d10?
[14:11] <Jaczac> no
[14:11] <Jaczac> str vs str/acro
[14:12] <Jaczac> you're blind so you'd have disadvantage, and she'd had advantage
[14:12] <Jaczac> washing is a minor though
[14:12] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Except then you need to go back to the toiler from the door where you are now))
[14:12] <Jake_Brandt> (I should be not blind))
[14:12] <Jake_Brandt> ((DHUT IT STRAT))
[14:13] <Jaczac> ((you're peppersprayed
[14:13] <Jake_Brandt> ((I washed the pepperspray out.))
[14:13] <Jake_Brandt> ((You think I don't know how pepperspray works?))
[14:13] <Jaczac> she re aprayed you
[14:13] <Jaczac> spray*
[14:14] <Jake_Brandt> ((She missed.))
[14:14] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Second attack hit))
[14:14] <`DM> ((she got a 20 wtf))
[14:14] <Jaczac> she mindkinded it
[14:14] <Jaczac> yeah
[14:14] <Jaczac> two minutes till backup arrives
[14:14] <Jake_Brandt> ((Oh, I thought that was a regular mindkind attack.))
[14:14] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No, the second shot was as a minor action because Mindkind 2 lets me do that))
[14:15] <Jake_Brandt> ((Dirty cheating psion.))
[14:15] <Jaczac> yup
[14:15] <Jaczac> psionics man
[14:15] <Jake_Brandt> ((And to think I complemented Zion on them.))
[14:16] <Jake_Brandt> ((Also, why would pepperspray do damage?))
[14:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Getting peppersprayed hurts
[14:16] <Jake_Brandt> ((Not like dying))
[14:16] <Jaczac> it can KO you however
[14:16] <`DM> ((hurry up and do something))
[14:16] <Jaczac> which is what getting to 0 hp
[14:17] <Jaczac> no time is passing btw
[14:17]  * Jake_Brandt knocks into Anastasia the bitch.
[14:17] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+3
[14:17] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[14:18] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Disadvantage))
[14:18] <Jaczac> knocks?
[14:18] <Jaczac> wtf does that mean
[14:18] <Serket> (( Shove...?
[14:18] <Jaczac> proabbly
[14:18] <Jake_Brandt> ((I don't know the term. Like stunning her or something.))
[14:18] <Jake_Brandt> how does disadvantage work?
[14:18] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Roll twice, use lower result))
[14:19] <Jaczac> you roll twice
[14:19] <Jaczac> take lower
[14:19] <Jaczac> yup
[14:19] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+3
[14:19] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
[14:19] <Jaczac> you hit her
[14:19] <Jaczac> no crit effeects though
[14:19] <Jaczac> thats a shove?
[14:19] <Jake_Brandt> You know how stunning works?
[14:19] <Jake_Brandt> Kinda like that, Idk how to describe it
[14:20] <Anastasia_Locke> ((PHB has info for shoving))
[14:20] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Knocking me prone?))
[14:20] <Jaczac> yeah it knocks you back 5M
[14:20] <Jaczac> or makes you prone
[14:20] <Jaczac> either one
[14:20] <Anastasia_Locke> (( Shove: When you use your major Action to attack you may replace one of your attacks with an attempt to shove a creature. The creature must be no more than one size larger than you and must be within your reach. you make an Athletics check contested by the opponent’s Athletics or Acrobatics check(their choice), if you succeed then you may shove the target up to 5’ (1.66 Meters) away from you or render them prone.))
[14:21] <Jake_Brandt> what does prone mean?
[14:21] <`DM> on the ground
[14:21] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Disadvantage to hit, needs to crawl, and melee attackers have advantage))
[14:21] <Jake_Brandt> can she attack?
[14:21] <Anastasia_Locke> ((With disadvantage, yes))
[14:21] <Jake_Brandt> Okay then, I shove her
[14:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+2 to resist
[14:22] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+2 to resist [ 1d20=6 ]{8}, [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[14:22] <Jaczac> the blind hitting the prone
[14:22] <Jake_Brandt> (It does sound as nice as stunning
[14:22] <Jaczac> rolls suck dont they
[14:22] <`DM> Jaczac rolled suck dont they error: malformed expression
[14:22] <Jaczac> rolls
[14:22] <`DM> Jaczac rolled error: malformed expression
[14:22] <Jaczac> you have to roll athletics
[14:22] <Anastasia_Locke> ((contested by the opponent’s Athletics or Acrobatics check(their choice),))
[14:23] <Jake_Brandt> I roll?
[14:23] <Jaczac> yes
[14:23] <Jaczac> disadvantage still
[14:23] <`DM> no wtf
[14:23] <`DM> didnt he already roll to shove
[14:23] <Jaczac> hes blind still
[14:23] <Jaczac> wait he did
[14:24] <Jaczac> right nvm
[14:24] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yeah, I'm prone))
[14:24] <Jaczac> i lied
[14:24] <Jaczac> ana is prone
[14:24]  * Anastasia_Locke stands up
[14:24]  * Jake_Brandt smashes his fist into her face
[14:24] <Jaczac> 1.5 mins before they get here
[14:24] <Jaczac> he does still ahve a minor
[14:24] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+3
[14:24] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
[14:24] <Jaczac> but hes still blind
[14:24] <Anastasia_Locke> And already used his major action
[14:24] <Jaczac> yep
[14:24] <Jaczac> hes punching
[14:25] <Jake_Brandt> Can I punch?
[14:25] <Jaczac> yes
[14:25] <Jaczac> but disadcantage
[14:25] <Jaczac> w/e typing
[14:25] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Is it not my turn?))
[14:25] <Jaczac> it isnt yet
[14:25] <Jake_Brandt> she is prone?
[14:25] <Jaczac> he still has a minor
[14:25] <Jaczac> yeah she still is
[14:25] <Jaczac> actually, do they cancel?
[14:25] <Jaczac> adv and dis
[14:25] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes))
[14:25] <Jaczac> ok well you miss
[14:25]  * Anastasia_Locke stands up
[14:25] <Jaczac> 9 doesnt hit
[14:25] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 2#1d20+3 to pepper spray some more
[14:25] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+3 to pepper spray some more [ 1d20=10 ]{13}, [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
[14:26] <Anastasia_Locke> ((13 hit?
[14:26] <Anastasia_Locke> ))
[14:26] <Jaczac> brandt whats your AC?
[14:26] <Jake_Brandt> 12
[14:26] <Jaczac> it hits
[14:26] <`DM> ((why did u roll twice if u have adv and dis))
[14:26] <Jaczac> .roll dmg
[14:26] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I stood up))
[14:26] <Jaczac> thats only defending rolls
[14:26] <Jaczac> and she stood
[14:26] <Jaczac> or
[14:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d4+3 damage
[14:26] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4+3 damage [ 1d4=4 ]{7}
[14:26] <Jaczac> idk, ignore my pathtic knowledge of game mechanics
[14:27] <`DM> wait a sec
[14:27] <`DM> oh ok
[14:27] <Jake_Brandt> hold on, do any of us know what we are doing?
[14:27] <`DM> we do
[14:27] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yep))
[14:27] <Jake_Brandt> are you sure XD
[14:27] <Jaczac> ((yes, but prone-ness and double dis/adv is difficult for me for reasons))
[14:28] <Jake_Brandt> okay, I am KO'd right
[14:28] <Jaczac> Jake brandt is unconsious yes
[14:28] <Jake_Brandt> Con check?
[14:28] <Jaczac> you aspyxiated on pepper spray
[14:29] <Jaczac> yes you start making saves
[14:29] <Jake_Brandt> How?
[14:29] <Jaczac> .roll con
[14:29] <Jaczac> three times: if you pass three times, you restabilize with 1hp
[14:29] <Anastasia_Locke> ((But still unconscious, right?))
[14:30] <Jaczac> no awake
[14:30] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20+ con?
[14:30] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20+ con? error: malformed expression
[14:30] <Jaczac> yes iirc
[14:30] <Jaczac> lemme check
[14:30] <Jaczac> Whenever you start your turn with 0 hp you make a CON check DC 10. If you succeed then you gain a death save success, if you fail you get a failure. at three failures you die and at 3 successes you stabilize at 0 HP. Rolling a 1 or taking any damage during your turns counts as two failures. Rolling a 20 immediately stabilizes and you gain 1 HP.
[14:31] <Jaczac> so yes roll
[14:31] <Jake_Brandt> con modifier?
[14:31] <Jaczac> yes
[14:31] <Jake_Brandt> 1d10?
[14:31] <Jaczac> no
[14:31] <Jaczac> 1d20 as usual
[14:31] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:31] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[14:31] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:31] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
[14:32] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:32] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
[14:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious
[14:32] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
[14:32] <Jaczac> wait no
[14:32] <Jaczac> just do one
[14:32] <Jaczac> oh my lord
[14:32] <Jake_Brandt> I thought three?
[14:32] <Jaczac> yes, but not simultanously
[14:32] <Jaczac> one per turn
[14:32] <Jake_Brandt> oh
[14:32] <Serket> Ana crit failed to try and heal him. 0_0
[14:32] <Jaczac> ((wtf does that mean))
[14:33] <Jaczac> does he die?))
[14:33] <`DM> no
[14:33] <`DM> u make it up my friend
[14:33] <Jake_Brandt> yes
[14:33] <Jaczac> Brandt has 1 failure for death saves.
[14:33] <`DM> she slips on his blood ro something
[14:33] <`DM> who knows
[14:33] <Anastasia_Locke> (( Stabilizing A Creature: A creature may use an action to make a DC 10 Medicine check. On a success the creature is stabilized and unconscious, and regains 1d4 hp after one hour. ))
[14:33] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No effect on a fail or critfail))
[14:33] <Jaczac> Ana, you fail to stabilize.
[14:33] <Jaczac> 1 minute  till guards arrive
[14:34] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:34] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[14:34] <Jaczac> Jake, your turn, which
[14:34] <Jaczac> yep
[14:34] <Jaczac> one sucess, one failure
[14:34] <Jaczac> ana you go
[14:34] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious
[14:34] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
[14:34] <Jaczac> omfg
[14:34] <`DM> LOL
[14:34] <Serket> holy shit
[14:34] <Jaczac> oh my fucking god
[14:34] <Jaczac> D I C E B O T
[14:35] <Jaczac> yo ufail again.
[14:35] <Jaczac> You are now covered in blood he has coughed up, and there is now pepper spray on your eyes.
[14:35] <Jake_Brandt> asdfklyhasfsfd
[14:35] <Jake_Brandt> Haha
[14:35] <Jaczac> Because you dont just double critfail and dont take punishments.
[14:35] <Anastasia_Locke> Entirely reasonable
[14:35] <Jaczac> Jake, roll saving throws
[14:36] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:36] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
[14:36] <Jaczac> two passes
[14:36] <Jaczac> ana, if you want to try again
[14:36] <Jaczac> go ahead
[14:36] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious
[14:36] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
[14:36] <Jaczac> (( can you say 1/400)
[14:36] <Jake_Brandt> she is blinded
[14:36] <Jaczac> you still fail to heal him
[14:36] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to clean eyes
[14:36] <Jaczac> Yeah, she can do that.
[14:36] <Anastasia_Locke> Move action to loot body?
[14:36] <Jaczac> 30 seconds till guards
[14:36] <Jaczac> yes
[14:37] <Anastasia_Locke> I take his strife deck
[14:37] <Jaczac> you take it
[14:37] <Jake_Brandt> I dont have a strife deck
[14:37] <Serket> (( You can do that?
[14:37] <Jaczac> he has nothing in it
[14:37] <Jaczac> the guards took his weapons m8
[14:37] <Jake_Brandt> ((It was taken))
[14:37] <Serket> (( I didn't know that strife abstrati and fetch modi were like... Things you could actually take from someone.
[14:37] <Jaczac> Yep.
[14:37] <Anastasia_Locke> ((C1 says they are, because reasons))
[14:37] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20
[14:37] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[14:38] <Jaczac> you fail
[14:38] <Jaczac> two sucesses, two fails
[14:38] <Jaczac> 15 seconds
[14:38] <`DM> oh fuyck
[14:38] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious
[14:38] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+1 (Heal) to stabilize but leave unconscious [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
[14:38] <Serket> (( Next one decides if he dies or not. 0_0
[14:38] <Jaczac> Ana is no longer blinded, but still bloody
[14:38] <Jaczac> you succeed
[14:38] <Anastasia_Locke> Move action to sprint out of there
[14:38] <Jaczac> 10 seconds
[14:38] <Jaczac> You bail
[14:38] <Anastasia_Locke> Prestidigitation to clean myself
[14:38] <Jaczac> .roll dex
[14:38] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20+2
[14:38] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
[14:38] <Jake_Brandt> lol
[14:38] <Jaczac> you cant clean yourself, but it looks like you cleaned yourself
[14:39] <Jaczac> you make alot of noise and  somone turns to follow you, but he walks
[14:39] <Jaczac> and doesnt catch up.
[14:39]  * Anastasia_Locke drops the key on the floor and continues to abscond around the nearest corner
[14:40] <Jaczac> You do so.
[14:40] <Jaczac> roll 1d20 luck
[14:40] <`DM> Jaczac rolled 1d20 luck [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[14:40] <Anastasia_Locke> F
[14:40] <Jake_Brandt> roll 1d20 to become consious
[14:40] <`DM> Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 to become consious [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
[14:40] <Jaczac> im a big fan of rolling luk tbh
[14:40] <Jaczac> jake brandt revives
[14:40] <Jaczac> as the guards stand over him
[14:40] <Jake_Brandt> "What did I tell you?"
[14:40] <Jaczac> He's covered inpepper spray and blood
[14:40] <Jake_Brandt> "You should keep Ms. Locke in check."
[14:40] <Jaczac> Ana successfully leaves the station, covered in psionically hidden blood.
[14:41] <Jaczac> "Ms. Locke?"
[14:41] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Prestidigitation actually does clean things))
[14:41] <Jaczac> "The only person here is Mr."
[14:41] <Jaczac> ((oh really?))
[14:41] <Anastasia_Locke> (( You instantaneously clean or soil an object no larger than 1 cubic foot. ))
[14:41] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I'm assuming my clothes can fold into that space))
[14:41] <Jaczac> ((huh, interesting. my b))
[14:41] <Jaczac> ((yeah, i assume its volume of 1 cf))
[14:41] <Jake_Brandt> "Anastasia. Now if you excuse me, I want to get some peace and quiet."
[14:42] <Jaczac> "Anastasia? Pete's daughter?"
[14:42] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Vomit effect is still up, for the record))
[14:42] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Lasts an hour))
[14:42] <Jake_Brandt> "Yes, she was here for quiet a while."
[14:42] <Jaczac> "And what is that smell?"
[14:42] <Jaczac> "She was here? How?"
[14:42] <Jake_Brandt> "Whatever physic power see uses."
[14:43]  * Anastasia_Locke starts jogging home
[14:43] <Jaczac> You successfully do so.
[14:43] <Jake_Brandt> "You were incompetent enough to let her in and got your keys taken."
[14:43] <Jaczac> "Jesus."
[14:43] <Jake_Brandt> "You idiots."
[14:43] <Jaczac> "Check keys. Tell everyone to."
[14:43] <Jaczac> ""Uh. Officer, I dont have mine."
[14:43] <Jaczac> "Goddamnit smith"
[14:43] <Jaczac> "Shit..."
[14:44] <Jaczac> "Call Pete."
[14:44] <Jake_Brandt> "No wonder the park blew up, even Callum can do something without getting caught."
[14:44] <Jaczac> Smith leaves."
[14:44]  * Jake_Brandt facepalms
[14:44] <Jaczac> "Callum?"
[14:44] <Jake_Brandt> "He is the guy who blew up the park."
[14:44] <Jaczac> "What proof do you have of that?
[14:44] <Jake_Brandt> "Did you all do nothing when 22 people died?"
[14:44] <Jaczac> And why are you telling us?"
[14:45] <Jaczac> "You killed and ate someone."
[14:45] <Jake_Brandt> "Because, I am tired of your incompetence
[14:45] <Jaczac> "..."
[14:45] <Jake_Brandt> "You idiots."
[14:45] <Jaczac> "And you think that you can do better?"
[14:45]  * Jake_Brandt goes to bed and back to sleep.
[14:45] <Jaczac> "GRAH."
[14:45] <Jake_Brandt> "I can and have."
[14:46] <Jaczac> He leaves, and slams the door.
[14:46] <Jaczac> Ana gets home to her apartment.
[14:46] <Jaczac> The phone is ringing.
[14:46]  * Anastasia_Locke goes to Kazuma's apartment instead of her own
[14:47] <Jaczac> After a short while, Kazuma's phone begins ringing as well.
[14:47]  * Anastasia_Locke answers
[14:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hello?"
[14:47] <Jaczac> "Ana! Its Peter, whats going on?"
[14:47] <Jaczac> "Paley says the prisoner says you broke in and pepper spreayed him.:
[14:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Me and Kaz WERE sleeping.  It's like one in the morning."
[14:47]  * Jake_Brandt is yelling in the backround, chastising the prison guards
[14:48] <Jaczac> .roll bluff
[14:48] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20
[14:48] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
[14:48] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Aww yiss))
[14:48] <Jaczac> "I suppose so."
[14:48] <Jaczac> "Why would he want to frame you though?"
[14:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Is everything alright?"
[14:48] <Jaczac> "The bastard must've pepper sprayed himself and framed you."
[14:49] <Jaczac> "He was passed out in his cell."
[14:49]  * Jake_Brandt shouts at Peter
[14:49] <Jaczac> "He- just a sec."
[14:49] <Jake_Brandt> "YOU GODDAMN IDIOT"
[14:49] <Jaczac> Peter walks away from jake, out of earshot.
[14:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "He kind of was hurting himself when we saw him this morning"
[14:49] == Serket [~Mewtie@184-15-69-5.dr01.chtn.wv.frontiernet.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[14:49] <Jake_Brandt> "DID YOU JUST SAY I PEPPER SPRAYED MYSELF YOU DOLT"
[14:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ran into a tree."
[14:49] <Jaczac> "He's still screaming, sorry."
[14:49] <Jaczac> "He ran into a tree? Why?"
[14:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "I don't know.  Because he's crazy, I guess?"
[14:50] <Jaczac> "It fits his profile."
[14:50] <Jaczac> "Definite psychosis."
[14:50]  * Jake_Brandt is tired and goes to sleep
[14:50] <Jaczac> "Sorry for waking you girls."
[14:50] <Jaczac> "I'll hang up, have a good night."
[14:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Good night.  Stay safe."
[14:50] <Jaczac> Click.
[14:51] <Jaczac> Ana goes to sleep.
[14:51] <Jaczac> So does Jacob.
[14:51] <Jaczac> =======END=======