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  1. AnionCation
  2. hi
  3. 8:07:37 PMJZ
  4. Greet
  5. 8:07:43 PMAnionCation
  6. ings?
  7. 8:07:50 PMJZ
  8. Ok so I think we were just
  9. 8:07:51 PM
  10. Yes
  11. 8:08:04 PM
  12. I was on top of a platform
  13. 8:08:12 PM
  14. In the arena
  15. 8:08:17 PM
  16. With the lizards
  17. 8:08:26 PMAnionCation
  18. indeed you were
  19. 8:08:30 PMJZ
  20. I impaled and imp and used his cage to get on
  21. 8:08:32 PM
  22. Alright
  23. 8:09:55 PMAnionCation
  24. You have just impaled the imp
  25. 8:09:56 PM
  26. What do?
  27. 8:10:21 PM
  28. The imp screams in horror in its cage.
  29. 8:10:26 PM
  30. It shakes the bars a bit
  31. 8:10:37 PMJZ
  32. Can I coup de grâce
  33. 8:10:49 PMAnionCation
  34. you can try to
  35. 8:11:01 PMJZ
  36. What's the roll?
  37. 8:12:18 PMJZ
  38. Well I try to coup de grâce
  39. 8:16:25 PMAnionCation
  40. Roll to hit
  41. 8:17:03 PMJZ
  42. 17
  43. 8:18:07 PMAnionCation
  44. You successfully coup de grace (with a hat thinggy) and butcher the imp
  45. 8:18:10 PM
  46. 17 grist drops to the ground
  47. 8:18:25 PMJZ
  48. Is the first in the cage?
  49. 8:18:29 PM
  50. Grist*
  51. 8:18:33 PMAnionCation
  52. yes
  53. 8:18:36 PM
  54. But you can reach in
  55. 8:18:51 PMJZ
  56. Cool
  57. 8:19:04 PM
  58. I take he Grist and continue moving the cage
  59. 8:19:11 PMAnionCation
  60. You succeed
  61. 8:19:27 PMJZ
  62. Awesome.
  63. 8:19:36 PM
  64. I climb ontop of the cage
  65. 8:19:45 PM
  66. Then ontop of he platform
  67. 8:19:56 PMAnionCation
  68. Roll athletics
  69. 8:20:36 PMJZ
  70. Ooh, 20
  71. 8:20:41 PM
  72. Not natural though
  73. 8:21:10 PM
  74. Also the dicebot is giving me shit
  75. 8:21:53 PMAnionCation
  76. You climb up the cage and onto the ledge
  77. 8:21:58 PM
  78. From here you can see on top of most of the cages
  79. 8:22:03 PM
  80. some cages are really big and still higher than you
  81. 8:22:34 PMJZ
  82. I look for the sun. Not at it, but I want to know the time
  83. 8:23:14 PMAnionCation
  84. ~You stare directly into the sun~
  85. 8:23:23 PM
  86. You look up and find that it is nearing dusk
  87. 8:23:33 PMJZ
  88. excellent
  89. 8:23:34 PMAnionCation
  90. you however cannot even see the sun because of the walls
  91. 8:23:51 PMJZ
  92. I have the cloth from the cage for a blanket and my backpack for a pillow
  93. 8:24:14 PMAnionCation
  94. You lie down on the hard rock and cover yourself
  95. 8:24:14 PMJZ
  96. I spend some time sharpening my swords before kicking the cage over and going to sleep
  97. 8:24:35 PMAnionCation
  98. You succeed to sleep for...?hours?
  99. 8:24:47 PM
  100. ROLL A D20!
  101. 8:24:54 PM
  102. inb4 you roll a nat 20 here
  103. 8:24:54 PMJZ
  104. Oh my
  105. 8:25:54 PMJZ
  106. The hard ground makes me sleep badly and j awake after only 2 hrs
  107. 8:26:49 PMAnionCation
  108. You wake up at what you guess from the temperature is about midnight
  109. 8:27:01 PM
  110. (totally legit times don't question it)
  111. 8:27:17 PMJZ
  112. Heh
  113. 8:27:24 PMAnionCation
  114. You hear a growl from some of the cages
  115. 8:27:34 PM
  116. The creates seem to be waking up?
  117. 8:27:40 PM
  118. or maybe just snoring
  119. 8:27:41 PM
  120. really
  121. 8:27:43 PM
  122. really loud
  123. 8:27:48 PMJZ
  124. I sit up and grab my sword
  125. 8:27:52 PM
  126. Then
  127. 8:27:57 PM
  128. PERCEPTION CHECK
  129. 8:28:21 PM
  130. 10
  131. 8:29:01 PMAnionCation
  132. You see that the floor ~IS LAVA~ is crawling with ants!
  133. 8:29:21 PM
  134. The ants appear to be crawling into the cages and possibly startling some creatures
  135. 8:29:39 PM
  136. That or getting into their throats causing the loud snores
  137. 8:29:45 PM
  138. You can't tell from outside the covers
  139. 8:29:55 PMJZ
  140. Are they on my platform?
  141. 8:29:58 PMAnionCation
  142. no
  143. 8:30:06 PM
  144. The ants are unable to climb up the walls
  145. 8:30:15 PM
  146. or up the cloths
  147. 8:30:19 PMJZ
  148. I let out a sigh of relief
  149. 8:30:34 PM
  150. Excellent choice to climb up here to sleep
  151. 8:30:48 PMAnionCation
  152. Indeed, you appear to have saved yourself a lot of mild irritation
  153. 8:31:05 PMJZ
  154. I guess I wait a bit
  155. 8:31:10 PM
  156. Then another perception check
  157. 8:31:22 PM
  158. 12
  159. 8:32:06 PMAnionCation
  160. You cannot re-roll perception checks in DND
  161. 8:32:21 PMJZ
  162. I mean do another
  163. 8:32:29 PM
  164. Like look around before goin to bed
  165. 8:32:35 PMAnionCation
  166. Nothing has changed since you last checked
  167. 8:32:51 PMJZ
  168. I sleep again
  169. 8:32:54 PMAnionCation
  170. although you are fairly sure now that the ants are really quite pissing off the creatures
  171. 8:32:56 PM
  172. You do so
  173. 8:33:18 PMJZ
  174. Gotta get my beauty sleep
  175. 8:33:42 PMAnionCation
  176. How long do you sleep for?
  177. 8:34:03 PMJZ
  178. Can I choose or roll
  179. 8:34:06 PMAnionCation
  180. roll
  181. 8:34:33 PMJZ
  182. 10
  183. 8:34:48 PMAnionCation
  184. You wake up a couple of hours before midday
  185. 8:34:52 PM
  186. It appears that the sun must have woken you
  187. 8:35:02 PM
  188. You can hear the villave moving
  189. 8:35:05 PM
  190. You feel well rested
  191. 8:35:14 PMJZ
  192. Awesome
  193. 8:35:22 PM
  194. Are the ants still out and about?
  195. 8:35:39 PMAnionCation
  196. Roll perception
  197. 8:36:12 PMJZ
  198. 7
  199. 8:36:27 PMAnionCation
  200. You see that the ants are not visibly active now
  201. 8:36:39 PM
  202. as in
  203. 8:36:42 PM
  204. you can't see any about
  205. 8:36:58 PMJZ
  206. Well time to get down
  207. 8:37:37 PM
  208. I captchalogue the cloth, sheathe(read:strife Specibus ) my swords and put on my pack, then jump down form the platform
  209. 8:37:51 PMAnionCation
  210. you jump down
  211. 8:39:10 PMJZ
  212. I attempt to yell outside at some of the villagers
  213. 8:39:30 PMAnionCation
  214. what do you say?
  215. 8:40:09 PMJZ
  216. "Hello? Can we continue now?"
  217. 8:40:20 PM
  218. "I stayed in the arena!"
  219. 8:41:05 PMAnionCation
  220. You hear the villagers move out to gather outside the arena
  221. 8:41:10 PM
  222. They mutter to each other
  223. 8:41:13 PM
  224. "He survived?"
  225. 8:41:16 PM
  226. "Yeah, I guess"
  227. 8:41:19 PM
  228. "How?"
  229. 8:41:36 PM
  230. "Wow, ok, well, I guess he gets to enter then."
  231. 8:41:45 PM
  232. Finally a villager stands forwards
  233. 8:41:50 PM
  234. "Very well, you may compete."
  235. 8:41:53 PM
  236. The gate opens
  237. 8:42:09 PMJZ
  238. "Thank you sir."
  239. 8:42:37 PMAnionCation
  240. "Err, you're welcome"
  241. 8:44:06 PMJZ
  242. "Uhh. What am I doing again?"
  243. 8:45:02 PMAnionCation
  244. "You don't know?
  245. 8:45:11 PM
  246. Well, Let me run you through the basics"
  247. 8:45:20 PM
  248. He walks you over to the village notice board
  249. 8:46:10 PM
  250. In big red letters you can see that it says "BIG EVENT"
  251. 8:46:21 PM
  252. "Basically, there are 3 rounds"
  253. 8:46:42 PM
  254. "In the first round you fight captured underlings - Imps, Ogres, etc."
  255. 8:47:00 PM
  256. "In the second round you fight wild beasts! Like lions and tigres"
  257. 8:47:16 PM
  258. "In the third round, you fight the remaining contenders"
  259. 8:50:34 PMJZ
  260. "I see."
  261. 8:51:01 PM
  262. "Will you give me any healing?"
  263. 8:51:06 PMAnionCation
  264. "Although due to the new regulations imposed..."
  265. 8:51:15 PM
  266. "We are changing the 3rd round to a Slam-Poetry off"
  267. 8:51:32 PM
  268. "You will be healed between rounds.. if you survive then!
  269. 8:51:36 PM
  270. MWAHAHAHAHHA"
  271. 8:51:53 PM
  272. *in the background* "Bill! Stop that! You sounds like an idiot."
  273. 8:55:09 PMJZ
  274. "Can I be healed now?"
  275. 8:55:20 PMAnionCation
  276. "Really?.. Fine."
  277. 8:55:43 PM
  278. The man pushes you really hard, and it feels... good? You are confused."
  279. 8:55:48 PM
  280. lso healed to full p
  281. 8:55:52 PMJZ
  282. ((I was at 4 hp :3))
  283. 8:56:20 PM
  284. "Alright. Let's do this." I grab my swords and boomstick and hand them my pack with the other stuff in it.
  285. 8:58:43 PMAnionCation
  286. You... do so?
  287. 8:58:54 PM
  288. Everyone in the crowd goes back to what they were doing
  289. 8:59:31 PMJZ
  290. I take my position on the center of the arena
  291. 9:00:37 PMAnionCation
  292. The arena is the same as it was 30 seconds ago
  293. 9:01:44 PMJZ
  294. I... Wait apprehensively I guess.
  295. 9:04:57 PMAnionCation
  296. You wait around a bit
  297. 9:05:03 PM
  298. One of the villagers walks up to you
  299. 9:05:12 PM
  300. "Don't feel like preparing or anything? Today is going to be a pretty rough day for you."
  301. 9:15:13 PMAnionCation
  302. JZ?
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