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- tree fiddy
- Banjo Tooie n64 cartridge
- Pinkie as rapist
- >An awful day in Requestria.
- >A knock on the door is heard as you are setting up the Nintendo 64 you just bought. [This is not to be confused with the Nintendo 63, a model so smokin hot that not even blowing the cartridge would fix it.]
- "It's unlocked!"
- >"I know silly!"
- >Turn and see Pinkie there.
- >The door is wide open.
- "Wait how-"
- >A pink streak stops you.
- >"WOWIE! What's this here Nonny?"
- "This, my pink mare almost friend, is a Nintendo 64."
- >She giggles at you, "I know that! I mean what's this?"
- >She holds up the Banjo Tooie cartridge.
- >You snatch it away.
- "Be careful with this! It's the only thing that came with me to Equestria and I don't want anything to happen to it."
- >She narrows her eyes.
- >Slowly a grin stretches across her face.
- >"So is it your fetish?"
- "Of course not! It's only a game! But it serves as a memory from my world. A truly sacred thing that could never be repla-"
- >She pulls one out from behind her.
- "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"
- >"They sold it at the same market stand Nonny!"
- >What the fuck.
- >Now this game means nothing now.
- "Do you know if they had any other games?"
- >"Well of course they had other games silly!"
- >You would go down there yourself, but you just got back from there and you're a lazy sack of shit.
- "How much are they? I don't want to go down there so I'll just give you the money."
- >As you reach into your pocket she looks at you and says, "I need about tree fiddy."
- >Well it was about that time you noticed this pink mare was about eight stories tall and is a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
- >The Loch Ness monster.
- "DAMN IT MONSSAH! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
- >"How bout just two fiddy?"
- "OH NOW IT'S ONLY TWO FIDDY?! WHAT IS THERE A SALE ON LOCH NESS MUNCHIES OR SOMETHIN?!"
- >The Loch Ness monster hangs it's head and stomps through your wall.
- >Fucking hell.
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