Found A Parp

Found A Parp


"Damn that videogame ... what a bad picture"!
"Don't get upset, It wasn't made for fidelity".
"I just can't play Elite", he said, "I don't know what's the matter"!
"You're shit at Elite", she said, "so ... I don't know why you bother."

We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times.
People fighting over pixel ships and wasting precious time.
But now they're better off and this is how it came to be
Making up their own games, they wish were better than Elite.


Chris is in a twitch stream, defending awful space games.
Sandi's in a studio, acting on location.
They've defeated all their creditors
They've defeated all their friends.
It helped saved their relationship,
And made it work again ...

Their game gets real high pledges, they think they have a hit.
There might even be a payoff, but we're not sure 'bout that.
If they ever make games after this, it'd be too soon for us.
Chris never yells about the graphics now, he doesn't even know.

Chris is in a twitch stream, defending awful space games,
Sandi's in a studio, acting on location.
They've defeated all their creditors
They've defeated all their friends.
It helped save their relationship,
And made it work again ...

So think about this little scene; apply it to your life.
If your work isn't full of parp, then something isn't right.
Just look at Chris and Sandi; they're happy as can be,
Inventing awful space games, blaming them on Elite.

Chris is in a twitch stream, defending awful space games.
Sandi's in a studio, she's acting on location.
They've defeated all their creditors
They've defeated all their friends.
It helped save the relationship,
And made it work again ...