anon from discord...

>you are twilight
>and discoard just got out
>your friends are weird
>but just have to get everyone to deal with this shit first
>you know, slippery road, i can deal with
>buildings floating
>again, i can deal with it
>friends being shitty...
>fuck my everything
>lieing apple jack, check
>flutterbitch... god damnit that will take time to replace
>meanie pie... god... will she just like something
>beast of burden rariry... oh for fucks sake...
>god damn paranoid gready bitch she turned into... god damnit... why celestia... WHY
>and we are inside...
>spike, rarirty, pinkie, apple, flutter, and monster thing...
>monster thing...
>may want to start starring at it.

>you are anon... and well... ponies... grey ponies....
>you came here god knows how, and you know ponies are everywhere, but still surpriseing...
>these ones, however, arent acting as weird as the others...
>oh well...
>what the hell is she stareing at
"what?"
>you sware to god you her her mutter "not more of this bullshit" but its kind of hard to hear over everyone else
"welp... back to reading i guess"

>you are back to twilight
>whatever that thing is, its not bothering you so you may as well ignore it for now... but who the hell was that?
>what the hell would be reading right now...
>damnit twilight focus...
>god... fuck these bitches... flutter is being a bitch, apple isnt helping... god damnit why cant they just act normal...

30 minutes later

>fuck them, fuck everything, fuck this world, just FUCK IT ALL
>time to take spike and leave
>fuck ponyville
>"yo... twilight is it... your dragons been vomiting shit for like, 20 minutes"
>and FUCK THAT TH... wait... what?

10 minutes later

>ok, second chances...
>apple jack is first
>oh thank celestia she put up no resistance.
>flutter bitch next...
>good thing i got apple first
>insane rarity next
>well shit her and tom broke up fast
>pinkie...
>well...
>laughing is better than bitching...
>rainbow is next
>...
>maybe we sould have saved flutter bitch for last... at least grey she would help if you told her you were fucking someones day up.

30 minutes later

>discoard is a cocky sonofabitch
>well... hubris will be his downfall.
>god that was easy...
>wow...
>was he really that stupid...
>oh well

4 hours later

>pinkie is pissed....
>but it didnt last long
>she wanted to throw a post chaos party, but one was already in the works
>cake seamed to settler her down
>some royal crap that you dont want to deal with right now
>blaa blaa celebrate honor... yada yada... you have to fix the library hurry up princess...

time sense woke up - 32 hours
time sense discoard - 28 hours
time till sleep - 5 minutes

>you get into your library,
>rough patch that shit... full fix tomarrow
>for now sleep
>go up stairs
>go to bed
>"good night twilight... whatever... pony thing"
good night
>...
>something is off here...
>eyes open
>look at it...
>its trying to go to sleep
>in your spair bed...
>you know what... fuck it... to tired to deal with this now, simple question
are you dangerous...
>"probably not... you going to attack me?"
"no... just had to make sure"
>"ok than... good night... again..."
"good night..."
>fuck it, you can deal with this in the morning.

>you wake up...
> remembering last night you look to the bed
>messy, but gone...
>spike... accounted for
>so it didnt hurt you... ok... you can work with that.
>so... getting up, you look around for the thing...
>and than you smell it...
>it smelled delicious...
when the hell was the last time i ate...
>about 49ish hours ago...
>hunger overtakes caution...
>you rush to the kitchen
>there it is...
>and its making pancakes...
um... hello... um...
>"ah... anon... just anon"
ok, anon, you are making us breakfast or just yourself...
>"shit... um.... how much you eat?"
>you look at that massive stack... at least 15 high... was he really planning to make all that just for himself?
ill take 5 of them if you dont mid
>"oh thank god you dont eat much... ok have em...
>so there you are. eating pancakes with... what ever the fuck it is...
>you know what... you dont care... these are delicious.
>"so... what are you, unicorn im guessing, race... that is something i dont know"
>oh thank celestia, its going into the questions, you don't have to start the painfully long process
>so you do, after breakfast is over, you are still going on and on...
> interesting race these humans... magicless world... yet more advanced than yours...
>"so... you have any clue how i got here?"
>sadly you do...
>oh...
*facehoof*
i have to tell celestia something from discord remains
>"ok... so... god of chaos probably had a hand in brining me here?"
>damnit im mid letter...
yea probably, can you not bother me right now, writing letter to celestia...

>you are now anon...
>so the books you read to kill time weren't wrong...
>i wonder if any of what i read can be applied in a human body...
>you pick up the magic 101 book again, and give it a second read through

>twilight again
>you just put the finishing touches on the letter...
>somehow discord left something behind became a 10k word dump with that as the last sentence...
>spike, the ever lazy, is still sleeping, you need him to flame this shit.. and flame it now
>ok, time to yell...
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
>well lazy ass is out of bed now...
send this
>that glare... if he wasn't so submissive, you would do something about it, but oh well
*foop*
>and there it goes...
>this will take a while for her to read it all
hay anon, you wanted to ask me more things... before...
>...
>"oh hay twilight... look... apparently i can use magic too, damn this world is going to be fun"
>most of the furniture you had was moving in some way shape or form, from dusters dusting, brooms sweeping, and finally, your table just flipping endlessly
>all you can do is look at the books.
>bestiaritys
>magic books
>maps
>geography
>some chemistry
>social interactions
>biology
>some fiction
>some various works of non fiction
>more than a few how to books
>3 books on survival
>2 on cooking
>and magic 101 in his hands
>jaw drops to ground
>and anon sees this
>"oh... i didn't read all of them while you were writing that letter, most of these were when discord was wreaking shit, however i re read magic 101 once i realized magic was real and these weren't crazy occult books"
>a smile creeps up on your face
so... should i take it you like learning
>magic stops
>"huh... not really... i mean i read, sure... but i don't like learning for the sake of learning"
>smile fades
>"i like learning when it can be put to use"
>theres that smile