HIGH SCHOOL: The Debate Collection

-The Debate Collection-

*Note: may not contain any speeches or anything related whatsoever. this is just a collection of funny things that happened in class and after-school meetings*

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(Playing a name game)
Mike: ...And my name is Magic Mike.
Majority of the members: *mixture of clapping, laughter, and cheering*
Harris: He'll be keeping his clothes ON.

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Amber: ... GRUESOME Guage. (note: he called himself "Gorgeous Guage)
Majority of the class: *laughs*
Guage: I'll let you off the hook this time... Only because you're my little sister's friend.

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Harris: *on whiteboard* Nayad = Naiad. Coincidence?

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(During an activity in which you find a theme to a picture)
Harris: *switches to a slide with a picture of Miley Cyrus*
Male Student: SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO TWERK!

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Amber: *walks in playing the 3DS*
Harris: PIKACHU! I choose you!

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Guage: *casually walks in drinking a liter of Mountain Dew Voltage*
Everyone else: ಠ_ಠ

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Harris: When is a chair not a chair? When Lauryn's derrière is on it.

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Allison: And it is now... *notices Derek on the phone* Mr. Too-busy-talking-on-the-phone's turn.
Varsity Member: I can talk to his mom for him!

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Varsity Student: Oh hey Sister *last name*, yeah Derek's giving a speech... Yeah, he's doing great!
Allison: You talk too loud.

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Allison: *cough*Novices should ask questions*cough*
Dallin: Excuse me, but do you have a cold?
Allison: Yes, it's the "novices should participate more" cold.

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Dallin: *near the end of his speech* Gosh, this is just like giving birth...

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Harris: Who wants to be an aide for today?
*a few students raise their hand*
Harris: *points to Destiny* Would you like to be my aide?
Destiny: Sure!
Harris: YES! I HAVE AIDS! ....It's not that great.

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Harris: Amber! What are my political beliefs?
Amber: I don't know?!
Harris: That is correct!

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(Topic: Soap Operas are better in Spanish)

Guage: So, have you ever seen a soap opera?
Dallin: Yes.
Guage: Have you seen a Spanish soap opera?
Dallin: Yes, that one episode of Psych.
Guage: Psych does not count. Have you seen a Japanese soap opera?
Dallin: No, because anime is overrated. No offense to everyone that watches it.
Guage: When I mean that Japanese soap operas were more animated, I meant that the people move a lot like this. *radomly flails arms*
Dallin: Oh.