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- >had way too many accidents with fluffy pony the past month
- >finally decide to have it amputated for its own safety
- >crush some knock out pills into spaghetti dinner
- >"fwuffy sweepy", they're so cute when they sleep
- >do the deed while fluffy is heavily sedated
- >hours later after the ordeal, it wakes up in its new bowl bed with bandages on its freshly cauterized stumps
- >it looks up at you sadly
- >"where weggies go? why no wun?"
- > the internet says that the best way to deal with this is to tell your pony that it's legs went on a trip and they'll be back later
- >answer seems to mollify the fluffy pony and you put it to bed
- >several days later, fluffy pony has gotten used to its new mobility, but it is a little melancholy, always asking "when weggies come back?"
- >you tell it soon enough
- >come home one day with a spaghetti dinner for fluffy pony
- >set it on the kitchen counter and head to the safe room
- >fluffy pony isn't there
- >wot!.jpg
- >hear a crash from the kitchen
- >run in to find the spaghetti covering the floor and fluffy pony in the middle of it cheering playfully
- >"fwuffy wuv skettis! thankies daddy!"
- >rush over to the center of the spill and pick up fluffy pony
- >it starts to flail its hooves around playfully and... wait hooves
- >wot!!.jpg
- >fluffy pony miraculously now has all four legs again, fully functional
- Fluffy, where did you get those legs from?
- >"weggies come back fwom vacacion! jus in time fo skettis!"
- >wot.jpg
- >sit there dumbfounded while pony eats the floor spaghetti
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