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  1. (12:46:13) Lolzrfunni: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first ever Federation of Chroman Automobile Racing Grand Prix!
  2. (12:46:14) Zwoosh: back
  3. (12:47:00) Lolzrfunni: today, we will be racing on the twisty New Cerulean Grand Prix circuit, competeing for the first ever trophy, the Big Cheese!
  4. (12:48:12) Lolzrfunni: let's get the run down of the cars entering this fine event, shall we?
  5. (12:49:47) Lolzrfunni: Well, the story of the week was CTR0's great qualifying session, finishing on the pole position for the race. let's see if his car will make it through the race
  6. (12:51:01) Lolzrfunni: our very own infamous was the second placed periwinkle car, seperated by a wall of orangered racers
  7. (12:51:20) Lolzrfunni: but no one cares about the damn reds, so carry on
  8. (12:51:56) Lolzrfunni: Telekinetic and Elimonoa fill out 6th and 7th on the grid
  9. (12:52:15) Lolzrfunni: Team Tele and GMP mobile are high rated on the bookie's lists
  10. (12:53:30) Lolzrfunni: and FroMobile, and Redis' Representor Reptilian fill out the top ten
  11. (12:53:31) sahdee: Go Team!
  12. (12:53:38) Lolzrfunni: yes, indeed
  13. (12:53:58) (SpamWork4587): Huzzah!
  14. (12:54:11) Lolzrfunni: and now, an interview with sahdee, owner of A Pictograph Story, which qualified in 14th place
  15. (12:54:29) Lolzrfunni: qualifying results are here ---->
  16. (12:54:31) Lolzrfunni: http://www.reddit.com/r/GoodMorn​ingPeriwinkle/comments/25vdsh/fed​eration_of_chroman_automobile_rac​ing_race/
  17. (12:54:31) sahdee: Hey!
  18. (12:54:42) sahdee: Don't single me out
  19. (12:54:54) sahdee: At least I was faster than Luuk and Zwoosh
  20. (12:54:55) Lolzrfunni: so sahdee, what do you feel are the chances of a victory for you?
  21. (12:55:02) Zwoosh: Last place ;_9
  22. (12:55:07) Zwoosh: :-(*
  23. (12:55:09) Lolzrfunni: aaah yes
  24. (12:55:15) Lolzrfunni: funny story, zwooshie
  25. (12:55:33) Lolzrfunni: your car was so loud that the officials were too deafened to write the correct times
  26. (12:55:42) Lolzrfunni: let's hope you have better luck in the race
  27. (12:55:42) sahdee: lol
  28. (12:55:47) Lolzrfunni: but anyway
  29. (12:55:51) Lolzrfunni: it's time to race!
  30. (12:56:04) Zwoosh: Stupid officials andd their lack of noise blockers
  31. (12:56:10) Lolzrfunni: they are coming down the main straight for 10 laps of speed
  32. (12:56:34) Lolzrfunni: the green flag is out
  33. (12:56:36) ChatBot: (bleekicker) logs into the Chat.
  34. (12:56:41) Lolzrfunni: they are coming round the corner
  35. (12:56:48) Lolzrfunni: GO GO GO
  36. (12:56:54) Lolzrfunni: into the first corner they rush
  37. (12:57:06) Lolzrfunni: representor reptilian is gaining fast on the corner
  38. (12:57:19) Lolzrfunni: Blee is threatening CTR in the Upvote Express
  39. (12:57:35) (SpamWork4587): CMON!!! WRECK!!!
  40. (12:57:51) Lolzrfunni: and sahdee is gaining ground on the Yeti Mobile of Sasquatch
  41. (12:58:15) Lolzrfunni: and spam has been rewarded: Rebound has gone straight off!
  42. (12:58:23) Lolzrfunni: Beard on wheels has hit the corner!
  43. (12:58:35) Lolzrfunni: Oh no! Remnance has hit him!
  44. (12:58:37) sahdee: COME ON CAR!
  45. (12:58:42) (SpamWork4587): AAWWWW YISSSS!!!!
  46. (12:58:52) (bleekicker): (how is he deciding who crashes?)
  47. (12:58:53) sahdee: DON'T FAIL ME NOW RNG
  48. (12:58:56) (SpamWork4587): First lap and people already getting knocked out
  49. (12:59:08) Lolzrfunni: but fortunately, the faster than speedy gonzales, Flash and ecetera mobile is a tought car
  50. (12:59:19) Lolzrfunni: condering that it's a fucking tank
  51. (12:59:25) (bleekicker): (I have a question. In the rules it says that you have to pick a specialty, but I forgot...so...)
  52. (12:59:31) Lolzrfunni: but Remnance is now dead last of the remaining cars
  53. (12:59:45) Lolzrfunni: It's okay, blee, we've taken that out for this race
  54. (12:59:54) (bleekicker): kay :)
  55. (13:00:14) Lolzrfunni: but anyway, coming into this really nasty hairpin bend, we have a lot of cars slowing up
  56. (13:00:37) Lolzrfunni: oh! Theel has made a nasty slip up!#
  57. (13:01:01) Lolzrfunni: he has been passed by several cars, and is down to 8th from 4th!
  58. (13:01:45) Lolzrfunni: and now yours truly is truly amazed
  59. (13:02:05) Lolzrfunni: zwoosh is making huge progress up the field, taking places left and right
  60. (13:02:10) Lolzrfunni: amazing driving there
  61. (13:02:18) Zwoosh: :D
  62. (13:02:19) Lolzrfunni: he is now up to 15th from 19
  63. (13:02:24) Lolzrfunni: passing Sahdee
  64. (13:02:32) Lolzrfunni: onto Cdos's car
  65. (13:02:51) ChatBot: (blee) logs into the Chat.
  66. (13:02:57) Lolzrfunni: The Queen's Gory Glory is giving him a run for his money though!
  67. (13:03:01) Zwoosh: GO VROOM
  68. (13:03:02) Lolzrfunni: they go left
  69. (13:03:05) Lolzrfunni: they go right
  70. (13:03:09) Lolzrfunni: amazing stuff!
  71. (13:03:10) (blee): VROOM GO BOOM!
  72. (13:03:13) Lolzrfunni: oh my god
  73. (13:03:15) (SpamWork4587): THEY GO INTO A WALL
  74. (13:03:17) Lolzrfunni: they are three wide
  75. (13:03:26) (SpamWork4587): I root for wrecks
  76. (13:03:35) luuklilo: Gory glory wreck the two others
  77. (13:03:44) luuklilo: Duo to the awesome train wreck thing in the front
  78. (13:03:48) Lolzrfunni: the Fatmobile, Vroom, and the Queen's Gory Glory are all going for tenth into the Goodyear kink
  79. (13:04:00) Lolzrfunni: a high speed corner that will really test these guys
  80. (13:04:16) Lolzrfunni: Vroom is going on the inside... DENIED! GORY GLORY IS OUT IN FRONT
  81. (13:04:23) Zwoosh: NOOO
  82. (13:04:32) Lolzrfunni: BUT THE FATMOBILE IS UP ON THE INSIDE OF THEM BOTH
  83. (13:04:37) luuklilo: GET GORED
  84. (13:04:37) Lolzrfunni: HOLY MOLEY!
  85. (13:04:52) Lolzrfunni: THIS IS AMAZING STUFF
  86. (13:04:58) ChatBot: (bleekicker) has been logged out (Timeout).
  87. (13:05:00) Lolzrfunni: VROOM IS GETTING CLOSE
  88. (13:05:05) Lolzrfunni: AND... VROOM IS PAST
  89. (13:05:10) Lolzrfunni: VROOM IS PAST!
  90. (13:05:11) Zwoosh: YEAAA
  91. (13:05:25) Lolzrfunni: GLORY AND THE FATMOBILE FIGHT FOR ELEVENTH
  92. (13:05:29) Lolzrfunni: and wait
  93. (13:05:31) Lolzrfunni: what's this
  94. (13:05:42) Lolzrfunni: out in front, CTR0 is leaking oil!
  95. (13:05:47) luuklilo: RIP
  96. (13:06:10) (blee): in peace
  97. (13:06:11) Lolzrfunni: disaster! that car is not going to make it through the race if they dont pit him!
  98. (13:06:24) Lolzrfunni: Found it in the back drops into the pit lane
  99. (13:06:30) Lolzrfunni: for emergency repairs
  100. (13:07:03) Lolzrfunni: and meanwhile, AUZZI3 "Oz" BLITZ is on a charge
  101. (13:07:24) Lolzrfunni: Mobile Mobile is trying to do what Zwoosh did
  102. (13:07:30) Lolzrfunni: and
  103. (13:07:34) Lolzrfunni: what's this?
  104. (13:07:38) Lolzrfunni: REMNANCE IS OUT!
  105. (13:07:48) Lolzrfunni: HIS CAR HAS FALLEN OFF THE MOUNTAIN!
  106. (13:07:55) (blee): hahahahahahaha
  107. (13:07:58) luuklilo: RIP
  108. (13:08:02) (blee): in peace
  109. (13:08:06) (blee): *in pieces
  110. (13:08:08) sahdee: Poor Rem
  111. (13:08:09) Lolzrfunni: an entire section of track has collapsed under him
  112. (13:08:12) Zwoosh: Uh Oh
  113. (13:08:19) Zwoosh: Double Uh Oh
  114. (13:08:30) Lolzrfunni: fortunately, he is okay, but even a tank can't survive that fall
  115. (13:08:30) (blee): uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh
  116. (13:08:34) Lolzrfunni: what a disaster
  117. (13:08:57) Lolzrfunni: and Dragonsword's out of place horse has left the track completely!
  118. (13:09:07) Lolzrfunni: it... it's charging for the carrot stand!
  119. (13:09:12) Lolzrfunni: another disaster!
  120. (13:09:18) luuklilo: RIP carrot salesman
  121. (13:09:22) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 has rejoined in last place
  122. (13:09:38) Lolzrfunni: but he is cutting through the lower cars
  123. (13:09:58) Lolzrfunni: Past Sahdee
  124. (13:10:07) Zwoosh: hehe
  125. (13:10:08) sahdee: HEY!
  126. (13:10:10) Lolzrfunni: she is now in 16th place
  127. (13:10:14) (blee): :P:?
  128. (13:10:22) Lolzrfunni: shame, but that car really isnt meant for mountain tracks
  129. (13:10:24) sahdee: FUCK YOU RNG GODS
  130. (13:10:53) (SpamWork4587): cmon...Jew magic...work on Sahdee's car!
  131. (13:10:54) Lolzrfunni: and... tele and Zwoosh are battling for 5th
  132. (13:10:57) Lolzrfunni: look at this
  133. (13:11:03) Lolzrfunni: amazing
  134. (13:11:09) luuklilo: WHERE AM I
  135. (13:11:11) luuklilo: 1st?
  136. (13:11:14) luuklilo: :D
  137. (13:11:17) Lolzrfunni: they arent fighting for position- they are collaborating!
  138. (13:11:25) (blee): lolwut
  139. (13:11:27) Zwoosh: Aw yeahh
  140. (13:11:32) Lolzrfunni: look at this- they are slingshotting each other!
  141. (13:11:40) (SpamWork4587): They're just getting high together!
  142. (13:11:40) Lolzrfunni: and they are storming this!
  143. (13:11:51) (SpamWork4587): That smoke from Tele's car isn't engine trouble
  144. (13:11:56) Lolzrfunni: past Infamo
  145. (13:12:11) Zwoosh: lol Spam
  146. (13:12:13) Lolzrfunni: Past Theel
  147. (13:12:21) (blee): nooooo
  148. (13:12:22) Lolzrfunni: past blee
  149. (13:12:28) (blee): D:
  150. (13:12:29) Lolzrfunni: they are now in first and second place
  151. (13:12:37) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 is now in 14th place
  152. (13:12:41) luuklilo: WHERE IS THE QUEENS GLORY :(
  153. (13:12:46) Lolzrfunni: blee is fighting back
  154. (13:12:56) Lolzrfunni: and luuk is making a charge!
  155. (13:13:04) Lolzrfunni: it's all kicking off on this third lao
  156. (13:13:24) Lolzrfunni: lap, as blee, zwoosh and tele are going three way for first!
  157. (13:13:27) Lolzrfunni: wow!
  158. (13:13:28) Zwoosh: Gettin intense
  159. (13:13:45) Lolzrfunni: hole crazzle, they barely avoided a wreck on the Goodyear kink!
  160. (13:13:51) Lolzrfunni: oh no!
  161. (13:13:57) Lolzrfunni: that was almost a disaster!
  162. (13:14:12) Lolzrfunni: blee has dropped back slightly
  163. (13:14:17) Lolzrfunni: but is fighting back
  164. (13:14:31) Lolzrfunni: and wait
  165. (13:14:40) Lolzrfunni: thats... a big chunk of car
  166. (13:14:42) (blee): a dildo flew out of my window?
  167. (13:14:47) (blee): sorry. that was mine
  168. (13:14:49) Lolzrfunni: ... straight... straight of the back of
  169. (13:14:54) Lolzrfunni: of... blee's car...
  170. (13:15:00) (blee): fuck
  171. (13:15:05) Zwoosh: RIP
  172. (13:15:08) Lolzrfunni: amazing scenes here, folks
  173. (13:15:16) Lolzrfunni: half of Blee's car has fallen off
  174. (13:15:25) Zwoosh: He needs a better crew
  175. (13:15:28) Lolzrfunni: along with his trousers
  176. (13:15:31) Lolzrfunni: and his seat
  177. (13:15:37) (SpamWork4587): O.O
  178. (13:15:38) Lolzrfunni: and his beer supply
  179. (13:15:39) Zwoosh: trousers
  180. (13:15:41) Zwoosh: wtf
  181. (13:15:45) (blee): well, at least the radio is still playing :D
  182. (13:15:49) (blee): OrangeRedio for the win!
  183. (13:15:53) ChatBot: cdos93 logs into the Chat.
  184. (13:15:53) Lolzrfunni: and there goes the radio
  185. (13:15:57) cdos93: DID MY CAR WIN?
  186. (13:15:58) Zwoosh: Hru cdos
  187. (13:15:59) Lolzrfunni: such a shame
  188. (13:15:59) (DBCrumpets): heh
  189. (13:16:00) (blee): :-(
  190. (13:16:01) cdos93: oops caps
  191. (13:16:14) (SpamWork4587): WRECKS!!!! WRECKS EVERYWHERE!!!!
  192. (13:16:19) Lolzrfunni: Blee's car has disintegrated, leaving Tele and Zwoosh fighting for the win
  193. (13:16:24) (DBCrumpets): RIP in peace Blee
  194. (13:16:34) Zwoosh: Yeh
  195. (13:16:39) Lolzrfunni: Cdos is moving on 7th place
  196. (13:16:44) (blee): How dead am I?
  197. (13:16:46) cdos93: yes
  198. (13:16:51) (SpamWork4587) sneaks away after pouring oil in front of a turn on the track
  199. (13:16:52) Lolzrfunni: Luuk is now in 5th behind Ozzie
  200. (13:16:59) Lolzrfunni: wait
  201. (13:17:01) Lolzrfunni: OH NO
  202. (13:17:08) cdos93: I use my jet engine on the next strait
  203. (13:17:11) Lolzrfunni: SOMEONE HAS POURED OIL ON THE TRACK
  204. (13:17:21) Lolzrfunni: THANKFULLY, ALL THE CARS AVOIDED IT PERFECTLY
  205. (13:17:29) (SpamWork4587): FUUUUUUUUUUU
  206. (13:17:29) (blee) gets run over the 147th
  207. (13:17:31) Lolzrfunni: AND IT HAS BEEN CLEARED, THANK GOD...
  208. (13:17:40) (blee): CURSE YOU MY SHITTY CREW!
  209. (13:17:41) Lolzrfunni: hmmmm
  210. (13:17:42) (Wellington): (blee) Cadaverific
  211. (13:17:48) cdos93: how many laps to go?
  212. (13:18:01) Lolzrfunni: and Sasquatche's yeti mobile is making a surprising charge
  213. (13:18:06) (Wellington): I have returned.
  214. (13:18:22) (blee): who's wellingotn?
  215. (13:18:30) Lolzrfunni: GMP mobile has slowed alot
  216. (13:18:35) cdos93: Wellington is Wellington
  217. (13:18:38) Lolzrfunni: looks like they are going conservatice
  218. (13:18:59) Lolzrfunni: yep, they are drawing the Fox News logo on the side
  219. (13:19:09) cdos93 harnesses FREEEEDOOOOMMMM!!! power
  220. (13:19:15) Lolzrfunni: Fro and Ozzy are battling for third
  221. (13:19:29) Lolzrfunni: and cdos is using the power of the scottish public to charge forth
  222. (13:19:40) Lolzrfunni: Luuk is also going for third
  223. (13:19:53) Lolzrfunni: yes, Fro, Ozzy and Luuk are all in the running for third
  224. (13:20:05) Lolzrfunni: in fact, HOLY SHIZZLE!
  225. (13:20:11) cdos93: so tele zwoosh Fro ozzy luuk me?
  226. (13:20:14) Lolzrfunni: LUUK HAS BARGED INTO THE BACK OF FRO!
  227. (13:20:29) Lolzrfunni: FRO BARELY HOLDS ON, BUT THAT WAS CLOSE
  228. (13:20:55) Lolzrfunni: OZZY IS NOT FALLING FOR THE SAME THING TWICE, AS CDOS JOINS THE BACK OF THIS NOW 5 WAY FIGHT FOR THIRD PLACE
  229. (13:21:09) Lolzrfunni: Ozzy is trying to force Luuk off to the side
  230. (13:21:33) Lolzrfunni: cdos is passing Fro and going to try round the outside for both drivers
  231. (13:22:00) Lolzrfunni: the top ten is:
  232. (13:22:03) cdos93 throws friendships at ozzy to stop him fighting
  233. (13:22:05) Lolzrfunni: Tele
  234. (13:22:15) Lolzrfunni: Zwoosh
  235. (13:22:17) Lolzrfunni: Fro
  236. (13:22:19) Lolzrfunni: Cdos
  237. (13:22:22) Lolzrfunni: Luuk
  238. (13:22:24) Lolzrfunni: Ozzy
  239. (13:22:31) Lolzrfunni: Sasquatch
  240. (13:22:37) Lolzrfunni: Theel
  241. (13:22:52) Zwoosh: Poor Sahdee
  242. (13:22:53) cdos93: he dropped back in the time it took to reach 4th place
  243. (13:22:54) Lolzrfunni: Fro is not in first
  244. (13:23:00) Lolzrfunni: repeat not in first
  245. (13:23:10) Lolzrfunni: technical difficulties ladies and gentlement
  246. (13:23:15) Lolzrfunni: and luukie
  247. (13:23:25) luuklilo: hmm
  248. (13:23:45) Lolzrfunni: anyway, it looks like the chasing pack is catching up with Zwoosh and Tele out in front
  249. (13:23:49) Lolzrfunni: 2 laps to go
  250. (13:24:21) Lolzrfunni: the excitement is palpable
  251. (13:24:31) Lolzrfunni: as the chasing pack has caught up
  252. (13:24:33) sahdee: Did I die?
  253. (13:24:48) Lolzrfunni: we now have 6 cars going for first place
  254. (13:24:57) luuklilo: Didnt you fall off the mountain Sahdee?
  255. (13:25:04) Lolzrfunni: sahdee is still going
  256. (13:25:08) (SpamWork4587): No, blee did
  257. (13:25:13) Lolzrfunni: but her car is last of the still running vehicles
  258. (13:25:15) (SpamWork4587): after his car went to bits
  259. (13:25:19) Lolzrfunni: blee's car disintergrated
  260. (13:25:25) Lolzrfunni: Remnance fell off a mountein
  261. (13:25:35) Lolzrfunni: the horse ran away in search of carrots
  262. (13:25:44) sahdee: Lolz :-(
  263. (13:25:52) Lolzrfunni: and Rebound was hit in the wreck at the start
  264. (13:25:58) luuklilo: Heheh ;)
  265. (13:26:05) Lolzrfunni: HOLD THE PHONE BOB
  266. (13:26:18) Lolzrfunni: WE ARE IN THE FINAL LAP, AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
  267. (13:26:26) Lolzrfunni: LUUK IS CHARGING FORWARDS
  268. (13:26:31) Lolzrfunni: HE IS NOW IN THIRD
  269. (13:26:42) Lolzrfunni: TELE HAS DROPPED TO SECOND
  270. (13:26:47) Zwoosh: YOU BETTER NOT LUUK
  271. (13:26:58) Lolzrfunni: FRO, OZZY AND CDOS ARE THREE WIDE
  272. (13:26:59) luuklilo: IM JUST WARMING UP THE ENGINES
  273. (13:27:08) Lolzrfunni: LUUK HAS GONE WIDE!
  274. (13:27:14) Lolzrfunni: HE IS NOW IN 5TH
  275. (13:27:21) luuklilo: NOPE
  276. (13:27:25) Lolzrfunni: CDOS HAS NUDGED FRO!
  277. (13:27:28) luuklilo: I ACTIVATE TIME MACHINE
  278. (13:27:33) Lolzrfunni: HE LOOMS OK THOUGH
  279. (13:27:35) luuklilo: YOU ACITVATED MY TRAP CARD
  280. (13:27:40) cdos93: ooops
  281. (13:27:44) cdos93: sorry fro
  282. (13:27:45) Lolzrfunni: TELE IS BACK PAST ZWOOSH
  283. (13:27:51) cdos93: i wave apologetically
  284. (13:27:52) Zwoosh: Grr
  285. (13:28:02) Lolzrfunni: FRO AND OZZY HAVE PAST LUUK AND CDOS!
  286. (13:28:11) Lolzrfunni: TELE WINS THE RACE!
  287. (13:28:13) luuklilo: WHERES MY NITRO LOLZ
  288. (13:28:18) Zwoosh: NOOO
  289. (13:28:20) luuklilo: I ACTIVATE THE SEAT CANNON
  290. (13:28:24) Lolzrfunni: ZWOOSH CHARGES IN SECOND
  291. (13:28:25) luuklilo: RIP
  292. (13:28:26) luuklilo: :)
  293. (13:28:30) Zwoosh: YEY
  294. (13:28:32) Lolzrfunni: THEN FRO CHARGES ACROSS IN THIRD
  295. (13:28:41) Lolzrfunni: OZZY IN FIFTH
  296. (13:28:50) Lolzrfunni: LUUK AND CDOS SIDE BY SIDE
  297. (13:28:58) cdos93: whos fourth!!!
  298. (13:29:02) cdos93: me and luuK?
  299. (13:29:04) Lolzrfunni: OZZY FINISHED IN FOURTH
  300. (13:29:07) Lolzrfunni: SORRY
  301. (13:29:14) Lolzrfunni: CDOS AND LUUK ARE SIDE BY SIDE
  302. (13:29:27) Lolzrfunni: BUT... LUUK HAS JUST GOT PAST!
  303. (13:29:34) luuklilo: Yaay
  304. (13:29:40) luuklilo: Advantages of a long car
  305. (13:29:44) Lolzrfunni: LUUK AND CDOS FINISH FIFTH AND SIXTH!
  306. (13:30:03) Lolzrfunni: a short wait, and the Yeti Mobile finishes in th
  307. (13:30:07) Lolzrfunni: 7th
  308. (13:30:27) Lolzrfunni: and Theel and Redis are fighting for 8th
  309. (13:30:31) cdos93: aw damnnation
  310. (13:30:35) Lolzrfunni: Theel takes 8th
  311. (13:30:39) Lolzrfunni: redis in 9th
  312. (13:30:44) Lolzrfunni: Lolz crosses in 10th
  313. (13:31:00) ChatBot: (blee) has been logged out (Timeout).
  314. (13:31:03) Lolzrfunni: Infamous has finished in 11th, utterly overshadowed
  315. (13:31:18) Lolzrfunni: the gmp mobile finishes twelfth
  316. (13:31:30) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 only manages to recover to 13th
  317. (13:31:57) ChatBot: (ValidatedQuail) logs into the Chat.
  318. (13:32:00) Lolzrfunni: Rallycross fighter has done terribly, dropping from 2nd to 14th
  319. (13:32:05) (SpamWork4587): Hru VQ
  320. (13:32:13) Zwoosh: hru VQ
  321. (13:32:16) Lolzrfunni: and sahdee crosses the line in 15th position!
  322. (13:32:21) (ValidatedQuail): Got some bad weather over here, tornado warning, send some prayers our way.
  323. (13:32:22) Lolzrfunni: what a race, folks
  324. (13:32:41) Lolzrfunni: and now, an interview with second place, /u/Zwoosh!
  325. (13:32:54) Lolzrfunni: how do you feel about the result, Zwoosh?
  326. (13:33:05) (SpamWork4587): Take Cover VQ...no sense in being online and not protecting yourself
  327. (13:33:08) Zwoosh: Good(?)
  328. (13:33:16) Zwoosh: Quite the rush
  329. (13:33:19) Lolzrfunni: lovely
  330. (13:33:25) Lolzrfunni: it was a brilliant finish
  331. (13:33:34) Lolzrfunni: what does Luuk think about it?
  332. (13:34:00) Lolzrfunni: luuk?
  333. (13:34:05) luuklilo: Yes
  334. (13:34:08) luuklilo: The champange
  335. (13:34:09) luuklilo: Uh
  336. (13:34:11) luuklilo: I think
  337. (13:34:11) (ValidatedQuail): just got the dog inside, we should all be good
  338. (13:34:14) luuklilo: I am dissapointed
  339. (13:34:16) Lolzrfunni: sorry, Luuk
  340. (13:34:21) Lolzrfunni: no champagne for you
  341. (13:34:26) luuklilo: In that my mechanism for very fast going failed to activate
  342. (13:34:30) Lolzrfunni: hmmm
  343. (13:34:32) luuklilo: I brought my own champange
  344. (13:34:38) luuklilo: Minibar in the car
  345. (13:34:39) (ValidatedQuail): not a huge warning, and its dying down out there
  346. (13:34:39) luuklilo: Yknow
  347. (13:34:42) Lolzrfunni: oh well, there's always next race!
  348. (13:34:44) Zwoosh: I'll get you some Luuk
  349. (13:34:47) luuklilo: Also miniclub
  350. (13:34:51) luuklilo: And mini-cinema
  351. (13:35:00) luuklilo: I was watchin Titanic while the race was on
  352. (13:35:06) luuklilo: Good movie
  353. (13:35:19) luuklilo: Played some GTA V on the holoscreen
  354. (13:35:26) Lolzrfunni: and now, the scores will be counted for the overall result
  355. (13:35:34) Lolzrfunni: please give us a mo
  356. (13:36:17) (SpamWork4587): where's the Larry and Curly?
  357. (13:36:21) (SpamWork4587): We'll have a whole set
  358. (13:36:24) ChatBot: (ValidatedQuail) logs out of the Chat.
  359. (13:36:37) Lolzrfunni: erhem
  360. (13:36:44) Zwoosh: If poison goes out of date dose it get more toxic or less toxic
  361. (13:36:47) Lolzrfunni: the results will be revealed tomorrow
  362. (13:36:53) luuklilo: ._.
  363. (13:36:57) luuklilo: that was anticlimati
  364. (13:37:03) Lolzrfunni: in the meantime, please enjoy the music at http://plug.dj/e0f06942/
  365. (13:37:04) luuklilo: oh, give us time to bribe
  366. (13:37:13) (DBCrumpets): I'll put it in pastebin
  367. (13:37:27) Lolzrfunni: this has been commentator bloke Murray Walker, signing out
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