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  1. [8/20/2013 9:58:39 PM] emms: we left off with a group of four ponies leaving off to go to a candy shop, however! We are going to shift focus now, to a small jail in the town in said jail is a jail cell, and in this jail cell is large shaggy red furred diamond dog, named Red. what is he doing now?
  2. [8/20/2013 10:00:36 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi is quietly pacing back and forth in his cell. Every few minutes he sinks down to inspect a large mousehole in the wall and sighs impaitently.
  3. [8/20/2013 10:01:48 PM] emms: mind sharing what you're waiting on?
  4. [8/20/2013 10:03:33 PM | Edited 10:03:41 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi paitence pays of as a large rat crawls through the hole and looks up at him. I lean down and lift up the rat placing it on my shoulder and walking to the cell door. On the far wall the cell keys hang. After making a small set of squeaks I place the rat on the ground and point the the keys.
  5. [8/20/2013 10:08:26 PM] emms: This rat makes a saluting gesture before dashing off, quickly darting around the room, hopping up on to a chair and a desk, looking to the keys and leaping upward toward the set of keys, unfortunately his efforts are halted in midair by a unicorn's magic. The Guard to you cell is here. "what are you doing now, Dog?" his voice is condescending as he looks to you with condemnation.
  6. [8/20/2013 10:10:48 PM | Edited 10:10:57 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi looks as innocent as the only other living being in the room can in this situation and shrugs.
  7. [8/20/2013 10:14:14 PM] emms: He snorts a bit as he looks at you, "we're setting your court date up." he scowls a bit, "hopefully by then you'll learn that the owners of land can do what they please with it." after that statement he leaves the room, carrying the rat with him, leaving you to your devices.
  8. [8/20/2013 10:24:15 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi opens his mouth to respond but instead of words a series of small, shrill clicks are heard. The fleas on the rat jump from their previous home and onto their new one. Most follow the advice of the nice doggy and quickly make their way to the unicorn's ears and eyelids. Exhausted from the trip they settle down and begin to feed.
  9. [8/20/2013 10:25:08 PM] emms: would you like to roll on the effectiveness of this action?
  10. [8/20/2013 10:26:08 PM] Sorvadi: sure
  11. [8/20/2013 10:26:23 PM] Sorvadi: ( 8 )
  12. [8/20/2013 10:27:34 PM] emms: The guard yelps and drops the rat, the guard trying ineffectively to rub at his eyes as the rat rushes off to grab the keys, this time much more sucessfull as he jump down, the ring of keys in his teeth as he gets them to you.
  13. [8/20/2013 10:29:36 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi quickly picks up the keys and the rat, opening his cell and stepping out. He wastes no time in retrieveing his gear and making his way towards the exit. He stops to look at the guard. "Sorry to bug out on you like this" he begins " But it feelsl ike I am getting under your skin." he chuckles softly and is half-way out the door before he stops and turns back. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to flee!" With those words he and his accomplince take off.
  14. [8/20/2013 10:33:34 PM] Sorvadi: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1AMGtFmsX0 )
  15. [8/20/2013 10:35:29 PM] emms: You begin your escape running out the door and looking out to the streets, unfortunately, that guard had some friends....about 4, they are ready to chase you. They're holding guns in unicorn magic....might be suggestable to run.
  16. [8/20/2013 10:36:01 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi turns and quickly runs into the back alley after he throws the rat at one of them
  17. [8/20/2013 10:38:11 PM] emms: And they hope to give more chase, however! we again zoom out once more and to the other party of 5 and are now approaching the candy store.
  18. [8/20/2013 10:40:05 PM] Elba: "we haven't seen skittles in AGES!"
  19. [8/20/2013 10:40:37 PM] Inkwell δ: "They have Skittles in ponyland?"
  20. [8/20/2013 10:40:49 PM] Feffernoose: "Are we going to get some skittles at the candy store? Oh gosh I love candy."
  21. [8/20/2013 10:41:48 PM | Edited 10:41:50 PM] Elba: "Nope! Though I think he may of made some."
  22. [8/20/2013 10:42:12 PM] Skittles: (this is the point I start regretting the name I picked out...)
  23. [8/20/2013 10:43:02 PM] Left: "So Ferrah, You have a problem with stabbing murders around these parts?"
  24. [8/20/2013 10:43:20 PM] Synergy: Sticking near the back of the group, I keep an eye about for anyone suspicious... make sure those minotaurs didn't get any funny ideas.
  25. [8/20/2013 10:44:33 PM] Synergy: "Not to my knowledge... no more than the usual rough-and-tumble town."
  26. [8/20/2013 10:45:52 PM] Left: I investigate the window to the candy shop
  27. [8/20/2013 10:46:57 PM] emms: roll d10 if you will
  28. [8/20/2013 10:47:27 PM | Removed 10:47:37 PM] Elba: This message has been removed.
  29. [8/20/2013 10:47:40 PM] Left: 8
  30. [8/20/2013 10:48:54 PM] emms: you see...children everywhere, and a blue stallion behind the counter he's doing all sorts of things that pertains to the working with in a candy shop; note! he is not singing the candy man can, because he specifically does not like music numbers.
  31. [8/20/2013 10:49:53 PM] Left: Hmm. Busy shop. My idea is a no-go
  32. [8/20/2013 10:49:59 PM] Skittles: (I hate the pencil)
  33. [8/20/2013 10:50:09 PM] emms: well, it's not THAT busy.
  34. [8/20/2013 10:50:11 PM] Feffernoose: "We're in a candy shop."
  35. [8/20/2013 10:50:29 PM] Feffernoose: "We're IN A CANDY SHOP."
  36. [8/20/2013 10:51:00 PM] Left: "We're outside one" I open the door. "Hop in, Then squee"
  37. [8/20/2013 10:51:25 PM] Feffernoose: "I'm outside it but I feel like I'm already inside it. The welcoming glow of candy beckons to me."
  38. [8/20/2013 10:51:34 PM] Synergy: Synergy facepalms.
  39. [8/20/2013 10:51:38 PM] Feffernoose: "And I love it."
  40. [8/20/2013 10:51:51 PM] emms: The door opens with a cheerful bell ringing
  41. [8/20/2013 10:51:56 PM] Feffernoose: I canter into the candy store and am not heard from for 1d10 rounds.
  42. [8/20/2013 10:52:44 PM | Edited 10:53:09 PM] Left: I enter and approach the counter. "I'd like some Skittles" with a face of smug
  43. [8/20/2013 10:53:52 PM] Inkwell δ: I follow in behind Glitter Gleam, keeping next to Elba if she's going in too. I look far from pleased by being in this place.
  44. [8/20/2013 10:54:11 PM] Elba: I'm going in.
  45. [8/20/2013 10:55:06 PM] Skittles: I turn around from behind the counter with the fakest smile I can muster. The type of face that could only mean a man is dying on the inside.
  46. "You people can't get eno-"
  47. I open my eyes a little wider, a grin creeping on my face
  48. "Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes, Glitter."
  49. [8/20/2013 10:56:42 PM] Synergy: I stick at the door, keeping an ear near the wall on the outside of the building. My slouch hat is lowered and I keep an eye on the passing crowd.
  50. [8/20/2013 10:56:44 PM] Left: "I could say the same! Why'd you wander out here? Canterlot too snobby?"
  51. [8/20/2013 10:57:03 PM | Removed 10:57:43 PM] Left: This message has been removed.
  52. [8/20/2013 11:00:15 PM | Edited 11:02:04 PM] Skittles: I chuckle and shake my head
  53. "The old ball and chain decided we needed to expand. I'm here for the grand opening. I'm also prospecting for ideas at the same time."
  54. I pull out a small red bag from under the counter and drop it on the table
  55. "How's things been since we last spoke? I didn't quite expect Gumball's idea to take off like it did, which is what's kept me so busy."
  56. [8/20/2013 11:03:23 PM] Left: "Great. Built some neat things. Built another neat thing with a box of scraps in a cave. Got pulled here for.. Babysitting and buisness. You still keep a sharp knife?"
  57. [8/20/2013 11:04:06 PM] Inkwell δ: "Knives are a lovely thing to think about in a candy store, Glitter Gleam."
  58. [8/20/2013 11:05:03 PM] Elba: "Some candy needs knives. like taffy! I think"
  59. [8/20/2013 11:05:53 PM] Synergy: I roll my eyes, outside. I could use another applejack... maybe a whiskey or cider.
  60. [8/20/2013 11:06:11 PM] Skittles: I scoff a bit
  61. "Good to hear you're doing well at least."
  62. I look to my bags and sigh for a moment
  63. "Sadly, Pickle didn't survive after all this time. Poor thing broke on me during an incident in Manehatten. Fortunately, I had the MKII made not too long after that. Pays to take advantage of sweet teeth~"
  64. I grin, emitting a strange plushy squeak noise from nowhere
  65. [8/20/2013 11:06:43 PM] Inkwell δ: -----"Oh my god he squeaks?!"
  66. [8/20/2013 11:07:42 PM] Skittles: I roll my eyes
  67. "It's a pony thing, Miss..."
  68. I trail off to provoke the mare into saying her name
  69. [8/20/2013 11:08:24 PM] Left: "Oh! this is Inkwell. Friend of Midnight. She just arrived here."
  70. [8/20/2013 11:08:27 PM] Sorvadi: http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/9e9sx.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo&start=0
  71. [8/20/2013 11:09:06 PM] Skittles: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndAZAdASwQ)
  72. [8/20/2013 11:10:56 PM] Skittles: I chuckle
  73. "A friend of ole Uncle Spaghetti, eh? Well, any friend of Captain Pasta is a friend of mine."
  74. [8/20/2013 11:11:43 PM] Inkwell δ: I smirk a little. "Does he have an eating disorder or something? Pastaphilia?"
  75. [8/20/2013 11:13:05 PM] Skittles: I grin evily
  76. "Nah, but he serves it -very- regularly~"
  77. [8/20/2013 11:13:55 PM] Synergy: I quirk a brow at a very suspicious reddish character, though my face is pretty well hidden by the slouch hat. I am just a bit away from the doorway of the candy store, leaning there and waiting.
  78. [8/20/2013 11:14:22 PM] Feffernoose: A large pile of candy trots up to the group, and from the squeaking emitting from within it, you eventually realize that it's Feffernoose. "Hey guys, I got some candy!"
  79. [8/20/2013 11:14:59 PM] Left: "I hope you've got money to cover that, Fef"
  80. [8/20/2013 11:15:55 PM] Feffernoose: "My parents work for royalty, what do you think?" I stick my tongue out, like a rich bitch definitely would. "Now I'm willing to share this candy but first we have to do some crusading, mmkay?"
  81. [8/20/2013 11:17:29 PM] Skittles: I take a step back and look a tad worried before thinking for a moment and shrugging
  82. "I saw worse in Canterlot. Long as you have the bits, you got a deal, toots."
  83. [8/20/2013 11:18:15 PM | Edited 11:18:33 PM] Left: "So you up for a bit of adventuring?"
  84. [8/20/2013 11:19:11 PM] Feffernoose: I toss a bag of bits onto the counter and pay the nice pony. "I'm definitely up for some adventuring. What about Miss Illegitimacy Birthmother, though?"
  85. [8/20/2013 11:21:14 PM] Inkwell δ: "Feffernoose, I'm not an illegitimacy birthmother. I'm only going along to get to talk to Midnight Ron, preferably in person."
  86. [8/20/2013 11:21:38 PM] Feffernoose: I look at her solemnly. "Does he need help with that?"
  87. [8/20/2013 11:21:55 PM] Inkwell δ: "Help with what?"
  88. [8/20/2013 11:22:18 PM] Feffernoose: "Giving birth to his illegitimate children." And with that, I trot gayly out of the store under a pile of candy.
  89. [8/20/2013 11:22:39 PM] Elba: "Feffernoose! that is rude!"
  90. [8/20/2013 11:23:16 PM] Inkwell δ: "Hey, wait!" I half-assed follow Fef for a few steps. "He got laid?!"
  91. [8/20/2013 11:23:46 PM] Elba: "That's just as rude!"
  92. [8/20/2013 11:24:36 PM] Skittles: I look mortifide
  93. "Who in the wide world of Equestria does that ball of Canterlot belong to?"
  94. I groan
  95. "Not even in ponyworld can this stuff be escaped..."
  96. [8/20/2013 11:25:03 PM] Left: "Synergy"
  97. [8/20/2013 11:26:23 PM] Left: "So, Skittles, What do you know about this 'peace movement?' " I use the air-quotes
  98. [8/20/2013 11:27:37 PM] Inkwell δ: "Ah, I know." I turn back toward Elba. "Ron and I go back, though. He's used to it."
  99. [8/20/2013 11:28:11 PM | Edited 11:28:20 PM] Elba: "Yeah, but to his face, not here"
  100. [8/20/2013 11:28:18 PM] Skittles: I look at Glitter, back to Fef while holding a hoof up to point at her and mouth slack, then towards Glitter again before shaking my head
  101. "Good lord..."
  102. I sigh, pushing the scene out of my head as hard as possible
  103. "Peace movement, you say? Can't say I've heard of it. What do we have? A bunch of naked ponies planting flowers everywhere?"
  104. [8/20/2013 11:29:03 PM] Feffernoose: I trot back into the store. "You guys were taking too long, so I made a dress out of my candy."
  105. [8/20/2013 11:30:04 PM] Skittles: I debate getting the hose for a moment before focusing on Glitter again
  106. [8/20/2013 11:30:22 PM] Left: "More like vague recruitment drives with no actual information given on their goals. Supposedly run by a Zebra polititian."
  107. [8/20/2013 11:31:25 PM] Left: "Anyway, I have been asked to investigate them, and was wondering if you wanted to tag along."
  108. [8/20/2013 11:32:12 PM | Edited 11:32:34 PM] Inkwell δ: "I'm worse to his face, Elba." I can't hold back a grin of amusement. Considering I've never been to his face.
  109. [8/20/2013 11:32:27 PM | Removed 11:32:34 PM] Feffernoose: This message has been removed.
  110. [8/20/2013 11:32:49 PM] Feffernoose: I creepily rest my head on Ink's shoulder. "Investigating the malcontents sounds like fun. We could make an adventure out of it! And I can create armor out of candy for all of us!"
  111. [8/20/2013 11:32:56 PM] Synergy: I blink and stare blankly at the mountain of candy about Feffernoose
  112. [8/20/2013 11:34:50 PM] Inkwell δ: "What malcontents now?"
  113. [8/20/2013 11:35:45 PM] emms: You have seen worse I'm certain Ferrah
  114. [8/20/2013 11:36:11 PM] Elba: (I didn't! That's way too stupid and dangerous to be funny)
  115. [8/20/2013 11:36:40 PM] Skittles: I look to my bags and that damn vest the wife forced me to wear because she reads way too much Daring Do
  116. "Another adventure it sounds like. The child in me long ago would call it 'fun'"
  117. I look back to Glitter with a solemn face
  118. "...but I think... I think I have to decline. That adventure left me twisted in so many ways. If I fall into that again, there's no telling if I could control myself, and at the same time I do have a schedule to keep. Were there an immediate threat, I'd be all over it. Please understand, I saw those griffon's faces for at least 5 years after that adventure."
  119. I shudder and turn around towards the shelves behind me
  120. [8/20/2013 11:38:31 PM] emms: This is the misfortune Left, looks like it's time to go for the time being.
  121. [8/20/2013 11:38:46 PM] Synergy: I quirk a brow at the sound of that.
  122. [8/20/2013 11:39:13 PM] Feffernoose: "The malcontents that the others are talking about--the zebras and minotaurs and stuff. I don't know, I'm not REALLY paying attention, and I'm quickly working up to a sugar high, but still, I think it could be fun to crusade and kick some malcontent ass."
  123. [8/20/2013 11:40:13 PM] Left: "Ah. Didn't realise it was like that. Sorry. Well. I've gotta get a move on. Have fun."
  124. [8/20/2013 11:40:21 PM] Inkwell δ: "I just hope no one expects me to kick asses. I'll just... sorta... I dunno, be a waterboy?"
  125. [8/20/2013 11:40:59 PM] Feffernoose: "I'm not certified to give sexual reassignment surgery but I can reccommend you to someone who can."
  126. [8/20/2013 11:41:17 PM] Left: I give skittles a nod and walk out side.
  127. [8/20/2013 11:41:49 PM] Elba: "See you skittles!" I hug him and follow outside
  128. [8/20/2013 11:43:02 PM] Inkwell δ: "I didn't mean a literal boy. Come on, Feffie, we gotta go." I head out after Elba and miss GG.
  129. [8/20/2013 11:43:12 PM] Skittles: I look apologetic as I watch the group leave, playfully ruffling Elba's mane
  130. "Still, it was great to see you two again. Please take care."
  131. [8/20/2013 11:43:49 PM] Left: I giggle at the mention of 'take care'
  132. [8/20/2013 11:43:56 PM] Feffernoose: "Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's the gummy bears--they're making it hard to discern meaning." I trot out after her, trying to think of how to make up for the awkward situation.
  133. [8/20/2013 11:44:08 PM] Feffernoose: 1
  134. [8/20/2013 11:44:13 PM] Elba: 2
  135. [8/20/2013 11:44:15 PM] Left: 7
  136. [8/20/2013 11:44:17 PM] Inkwell δ: 5
  137. [8/20/2013 11:44:37 PM] Sorvadi: 3
  138. [8/20/2013 11:45:35 PM] emms: Everyone, you don't see it coming, well, left does, but Ferrah is immediatly knocked into by a large diamond dog who is being chased by law figures!
  139. [8/20/2013 11:46:25 PM] Synergy: I let out something between a yelp and a squawk as I hit the dirt, cursing under my breath
  140. [8/20/2013 11:46:42 PM] Left: "Hey!"
  141. [8/20/2013 11:46:49 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi collides with Feffernoose and rolls with her along the ground before getting up.
  142. [8/20/2013 11:47:39 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose squeals as she drops her candy dress and rolls along the ground with a stranger
  143. [8/20/2013 11:47:42 PM] Left: ! Big whacky mode activated.
  144. [8/20/2013 11:48:26 PM] Left: I pull on a leg to trip him up. "What's the big rush?"
  145. [8/20/2013 11:48:34 PM] Inkwell δ: I keep my distance from the commotion for now, trying to make myself look small. Conflicts suck when I have no idea how to handle them yet. I must observe, first.
  146. [8/20/2013 11:49:13 PM] Feffernoose: "Oh my Celestia, you're going to have to pay for that!" I shout after jumping up onto all fours again and dusting myself off. I look back at the dusty stranger and squint. "Hey. Uh. Sorry. But, uh, are you okay? I mean I'm totally fine thanks for asking but how about you because I really care hun I really truly care"
  147. [8/20/2013 11:50:08 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi looks down at the tiny pony and nods. From inside a pouch at his side a largw white ferret emerges and crawls up his arm and onto his shoulder. I loook with concern and pet him gently. "YOu're just lucky me and my pal are OK!"
  148. [8/20/2013 11:50:11 PM] Skittles: (Considering what preceded this, I'm kinda glad I didn't hear it)
  149. [8/20/2013 11:50:37 PM] Feffernoose: "Yeah I'm sure my dress helped break your fall, mister."
  150. [8/20/2013 11:50:49 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose squints.
  151. [8/20/2013 11:50:56 PM] Synergy: Synergy climbs back to all fours and scowls at the vagrant, "Watch where yer goin', bowlin into folks"
  152. [8/20/2013 11:51:36 PM] Left: "Why are those ponies over there so intrested in you?"
  153. [8/20/2013 11:51:41 PM] emms: "HEY! Troublemakers!" oh hey everyone....there's law enforcement...and Minotaurs. for a grand total of 6 people.
  154. [8/20/2013 11:52:35 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi scritches the ferrt's chin which lets out happy noise before hiding in a second pouch around his neck hidden by his long fur.
  155. [8/20/2013 11:52:38 PM | Edited 11:52:40 PM] Left: The same minotaurs as before?
  156. [8/20/2013 11:52:44 PM] emms: Yes
  157. [8/20/2013 11:53:01 PM] Inkwell δ: At the sight of 4 law enforcers, I pull back some more. I don't wanna be accused of anything.
  158. [8/20/2013 11:53:02 PM] emms: with the law enforcement...this does not look good.
  159. [8/20/2013 11:53:53 PM] Left: "Don't worry!" I call to the officers. "Official buisness, Just getting infomation, Then I'll let you continue"
  160. [8/20/2013 11:54:19 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi lifts his palm to his face and begins talking to himself. He then pulls his arm back and makes a throwing motion. THe fleas that were on his palm land near the law ponies and begin to attack their most vunerable point, their genitals.
  161. [8/20/2013 11:55:06 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose 's eyes widen and she scampers over to stand next to the kind nun in denial
  162. [8/20/2013 11:55:26 PM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi turns and looks at the group. "Unless you want these hicks to arrest you I suggest you run!"
  163. [8/20/2013 11:58:08 PM] emms: The....sheriffs? you don't know whether to call them cops or police of what not, nor does the gm, how ever they all pass their not getting fleas in their groinal region rolls and approach "we have on good word that you 4 and this griffon interrupted these gentlemans speech, they have a liscence to public promotion, you all have to come with us, now" he says emphasis on the now.
  164. [8/20/2013 11:59:43 PM] Synergy: I dust myself off. "In a bar with no soliciting as a posted public policy where they have been laughed out of several times in the last two months. They can't do a public promotion in a private establishment, officer"
  165. [8/20/2013 11:59:58 PM] Left: Midnight Is soooo going to be pissed...
  166. [12:00:37 AM] emms: "and we have their word that they were talking outside," the leader of the group tells you.
  167. [12:01:07 AM] Elba: "Did you ask the barpony?"
  168. [12:01:33 AM | Edited 12:03:47 AM] Synergy: "You'll have the word of all of the bar patrons and the barkeep that it was inside. Arrest them for misinforming you and using your resources for their own unlawful means."
  169. [12:03:34 AM] emms: The leader of the group frowns noticably "And these two are contriibutors to this town, miss" he looks at you appraisingly "and if I could pick who I believe..it would be them, no all of you come along" he punctuates himself with his gun unholstering itself and cocking loudly, "or we /will/ use force"
  170. [12:04:09 AM] Inkwell δ: I don't think I can even move anymore. Cops are terrifying and I did nothing wrong.
  171. [12:04:40 AM] Left: "I hear the sounds of money. Elba. Do your thing. Fef, Inkwell, on me."
  172. [12:04:47 AM] Feffernoose: "You can't arrest me! My parents work for royalty!"
  173. [12:04:55 AM] Skittles: (kick em in the junk in syncronicity, then run as fast as you can)
  174. [12:05:03 AM] Synergy: "Mmm... how about you establish your facts before making an unlawful arrest tarnish your record. I'm willing to walk with you to the bar, if you need to keep an eye on me."
  175. [12:05:48 AM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi growls and stands up to his full height. He glares at the ponies and cracks his knuckles. "Unless you dislike eating solid foods, you'll let us all leave."
  176. [12:05:51 AM] Inkwell δ: "Oh hell no. I'm not flying again!"
  177. [12:06:13 AM] Elba: I flick switches and get my magics ready.
  178. [12:06:13 AM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose clings to the Glitter Gleam
  179. [12:06:28 AM] Feffernoose: "Please don't let me be Fefferballast."
  180. [12:07:05 AM] emms: Hey Skittles...something is happening right outside the shop...wanna check it out?
  181. [12:07:27 AM] emms: the remainder of the group pulls out there firearms "you all have one last chance" the leader speaks.
  182. [12:08:07 AM] Inkwell δ: Resisting urge to panic.
  183. [12:08:13 AM] Skittles: Well, wallop mah withers, voice in me head
  184. I walk over to the front window to observe the ruc-FRACAS outside
  185. "...the hell?"
  186. [12:08:23 AM] Left: "I don't do buisness with bought cops"
  187. [12:08:35 AM] emms: it seems all your friends are being held at GUNPOINT!
  188. [12:08:54 AM] Elba: "I reaaaaally wish we had that suit thingy!"
  189. [12:09:31 AM] Elba: I edge over to inkwell to protect her
  190. [12:09:41 AM] Synergy: "You're threatening unlawful arrest without proper evidence, refusing to ask proper questions to reputable members of the community. How much are these cultists paying you?"
  191. [12:09:47 AM | Edited 12:09:58 AM] Inkwell δ: I'm not crying. Nope. Guns are bad and scary and deadly and nope. And cops at that. Nope.
  192. [12:13:18 AM] Skittles: I begin to notice a rapidly increasing heart rate
  193. "I should've known you wouldn't let me escape"
  194. My teeth begin to clench as a twitch in my neck punctuates the sound of teeth grinding
  195. "Forgive me, dear... but my friends can't stop here"
  196. I slip out the back of the shop and make my way into the air, observing the group from above
  197. [12:14:12 AM] emms: Six of them are surrounding them, 4 ponies with guns, two unarmed Minotaurs.
  198. [12:15:58 AM] Skittles: I hang in the air and wait, irises shrinking more and more
  199. "Make your move, candy bags..."
  200. [12:20:13 AM | Edited 12:20:46 AM] Synergy: In the blink of an eye, one pistol is up and both talons on it, targetting the four cops one by one (Rapid Barrage + Trick Shot, Knockout. Targets: 8, 10, 7, 8, knockout for 3, 0, 5, 3 turns, respectively.). BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, and the gun is smoking, a wide grin on her beak.
  201. [12:22:41 AM] emms: There's a lot of screaminf as the crowd around tou all panic, three of the four ponies drop like sacks of potatos in the shots, no clue on how dead they are or if unconcious, but there's now 1 pony and 2 minotaurs, and presently 5 of you.
  202. [12:23:25 AM] Elba: I cringe
  203. [12:23:50 AM] Feffernoose: "In the name of Willy Wonka what is going on here?"
  204. [12:23:50 AM] Inkwell δ: At the very first sound of gunfire, I turn on my hooves and book it on a nice shot of adrenaline in hopes of finding shelter and solace behind the candy shop. 8
  205. [12:24:17 AM] emms: you are succesfull in this gunning it to the cany store.
  206. [12:24:25 AM] Skittles: (amidst the chaos, can I make a sneaky move?)
  207. [12:24:33 AM] Elba: I will run with her. Calm her down
  208. [12:26:12 AM] Inkwell δ: Once behind the shop, I press myself against the wall of the building, nice and pale and shaking and not so hot.
  209. [12:26:46 AM] Elba: I hug Inkwell
  210. [12:27:22 AM] Elba: (go on ink)
  211. [12:27:29 AM] Feffernoose: The gunplay is getting kind of freaky. I hightail it over behind the shop with Elba and Inkie Pinkie.
  212. [12:27:39 AM] Skittles: I shake my head and grin
  213. "Just like I was when I was younger"
  214. I draw pickle and zoom towards the nearest Minotaur, Pickle MKII poised in an oh so familiar fashion
  215. "The end calls for you, mortal!"
  216. Upon screaming that, I slam Pickle into the back of my target, propelling us both to the ground
  217. [12:28:05 AM] Inkwell δ: I don't move at first, but after a minute I lean into Elba some.
  218. [12:28:05 AM] emms: that minotaur screams in pain and goes limp immediatly.
  219. [12:29:11 AM | Removed 12:29:50 AM] Elba: This message has been removed.
  220. [12:29:22 AM] emms: roll on that Elba
  221. [12:29:35 AM] Feffernoose: "You guys want some candy?"
  222. [12:29:37 AM | Edited 12:30:09 AM] Left: Oh! Wow. Yes. I'm gunna whack the other minotaur in the side with the hammer. Hopefully knock him out.
  223. [12:29:55 AM] Elba: (oops!)
  224. [12:30:24 AM] Left: 9
  225. [12:30:48 AM] emms: The minotaur screams as he falls on his knees in pain "CON SARN IT!"
  226. [12:32:08 AM] Skittles: I stand over my victim and flare my wings, wearing the darkest grin I can
  227. "I am the candy pony! My awakening was your death knell!"
  228. I lick my lips as I turn to the remaining sacks of candy nearby
  229. "Attacking my friends has sealed your fate, FOAL!"
  230. [12:33:45 AM] Left: I bonk the mintaur relatively softly on the head to KO him.
  231. [12:33:52 AM] emms: he falls over
  232. [12:33:55 AM] emms: passes out
  233. [12:35:03 AM] emms: the remaining pony is scared stiff.
  234. [12:35:35 AM] Elba: "It'll be ok..."
  235. [12:36:04 AM] Synergy: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D95IjenXQ2Los6vSnFC2wFat0HO39tbeh56KybglX1E/edit?pli=1
  236. [12:36:21 AM] Skittles: I wrench Pickle from the dead minotaur, making sure to make the most noise possible as I withdraw it from my victim
  237. [12:36:23 AM] Elba: "No candy now."
  238. [12:37:46 AM] Sorvadi: ( 10 )
  239. [12:38:40 AM | Edited 12:39:05 AM] Inkwell δ: My breathing has settled some, and I nuzzle Elba slightly before looking at Fef, asking them both, "We're safe here, right?"
  240. [12:39:20 AM | Edited 12:40:11 AM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi throws his head back and lets out a loud howl. The silence that follows is deafning. Slowly from under almost every building and barrel arachnids emerge. Some are as small as a foal's eye while others a re bigger then a Stallion's hoof. Quckly his arachnid minons swarm onto the last guard, a living breathing carpet of spiders and scorpions.
  241. [12:40:28 AM | Edited 12:40:39 AM] Left: Can I sweep the corpse and the ko'd cops into the alley nearby? Magic?
  242. [12:40:36 AM] emms: the poor pony (rolled a 1) screams as he falls backward, yowling, as his fur and skin is eaten. away, the crowd is screaming in terror.
  243. [12:41:09 AM] Inkwell δ: Somewhere in my subconscience, I'm glad I did NOT have to see that.
  244. [12:42:25 AM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi watches as his instructions are carried out to the letter. The arachnids go for the guard's mouth and ears, quickly charging into them and proceeding to sting and bite. The guard's jaw clamps down killing a few but the damage is done. He writhers on the ground , hs face swelling as foam burbles from his lips and his eyes roll into the back of his head.
  245. [12:43:18 AM] emms: You may try Left.
  246. [12:43:31 AM] Left: I will then admist the choas
  247. [12:43:50 AM] Skittles: I calmly put Pickle back in its scabbard and turn my back on the screaming pony
  248. "Heh, just like old times~"
  249. I fold my wings back in and glare off into space as I wait for the chaos to die down a bit
  250. [12:44:06 AM] emms: might be safe that this whole group decides to hightail it out of here
  251. [12:44:51 AM] Left: 7
  252. [12:44:57 AM] emms: you hide the bodies.
  253. [12:45:00 AM] Sorvadi: 3
  254. [12:45:11 AM] Left: "ELBA! We're leaving!"
  255. [12:45:52 AM] Skittles: I turn to Glitter for a moment
  256. "Schedule change. You got room for one more?"
  257. [12:46:07 AM] Synergy: "The law is not for buying with money. That sort of tripe gives mercenaries a bad name." I spit on the ground and turn, hurrying along with the others
  258. [12:46:17 AM] Elba: I nudge Fef and Inkwell. "Come on"
  259. [12:46:38 AM] Elba: I run back to left with them in tow.
  260. [12:46:50 AM] Feffernoose: I follow.
  261. [12:46:50 AM] Left: "Sure! You packed?"
  262. [12:47:58 AM] Inkwell δ: I only follow because Elba and Fef are cuddly and safe. Once back with the others, I gotta ask, "Where'd they go?"
  263. [12:48:12 AM] Skittles: I chuckle slowly
  264. "Someone will get the rest of my things. She'll know what to do in my absence, but for now, it's safe I stay away from Gumball. Let's go!"
  265. [12:48:29 AM] Feffernoose: "You're cuddly and safe too, now, you know, Missus. You're a horse, remember?"
  266. [12:49:20 AM] Synergy: I smirk at the pinkish one. "They've been taken care of. Couple of dirty cops been bought out. No clue why they can't just do away with the charade and be up front with what they are."
  267. [12:49:55 AM | Edited 12:50:10 AM] Left: I beat the hammer into the ground a few times to kick up a dust cloud and pick up the minotaur I ko'd
  268. [12:51:02 AM] Inkwell δ: I quietly hum with discontent and plant my face against Fef. The smell of candy might help me not to think of how they might have been 'taken care of'.
  269. [12:52:04 AM] Inkwell δ: I also clarify to Fef, "I'm not a Mrs. Just Miss."
  270. [12:52:15 AM] Left: I run, asking the group to follow
  271. [12:52:20 AM | Edited 12:52:25 AM] Left: "C'mon!"
  272. [12:52:40 AM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose stares ahead, unsure what to do. "I like your face…. No, uh, your face dildo. Wait. No. Uhhh do you want some candy?"
  273. [12:53:33 AM] Elba: "Not now! run! bad ponies!"
  274. [12:54:04 AM] Elba: I WAS NOT CALLING HER BAD!
  275. [12:54:06 AM | Edited 12:54:18 AM] Inkwell δ: I can't help but giggle quietly. "Maybe later. We gotta go, says Glitter Gleam and Elba." I lift my head from Fef and run, rather slowly, in the direction of the others.
  276. [12:54:37 AM] Elba: I nudge ink faster
  277. [12:54:45 AM] Feffernoose: "Urruhhhhhuhhuhhhhh okay." I trot along after the others.
  278. [12:55:12 AM] Inkwell δ: Agh, I'll go a little faster then. <3
  279. [12:55:29 AM | Edited 12:55:31 AM] Sorvadi: Sorvadi follows behind the ponies, leaving a small "carpet" of arachnids betwene us the fuzz
  280. [12:56:21 AM] Left: "Anyone got a place to crash?"
  281. [12:57:28 AM] Skittles: I take to air and follow along
  282. "Well, my ride isn't due here til tomorrow"
  283. I look down to Glitter
  284. "Considering the candy we just spilled, my hotel is also out of the question"
  285. [1:01:13 AM] Synergy: "I've a place on the edge of town, though if anyone recognized me the cops will be coming there in full force... lucky for y'all I think one of my old buddies might be able to shack us up for the night, maybe two or three without being noticed, if you don't mind buffalo as bedfellows"
  286. [1:01:43 AM | Edited 1:01:53 AM] Left: "Any port in a storm, Let's go"
  287. [1:01:49 AM] emms: And with all that
  288. [1:01:56 AM] emms: you run into the end of the session
  289. [1:02:09 AM] emms: ---scene---
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