Karkat and Gamzee's Omegle Adventure

Stranger: hello there.

You: HELLO ASSHOLE

You: HOW ARE YOU

Stranger: I AM QUITE ALRIGHT

Stranger: THANK YOU FOR ASKING ASSHAT

You: IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I CARED

Stranger: WELL THAT IS HOW I WOULD RESPOND

Stranger: IF I HAD CARED AS WELL

You: BUT AS YOU CAN I SEE

You: I DO NOT CARE

You: BECAUSE YOU SUCK

Stranger: DAMN YOU

Stranger: CRUCIO

You: WHO THE FUCK IS CRUCIO

Stranger: IT'S A SPELL

Stranger: FROM HARRY POTTER

Stranger: IT CAUSES IMMENSE PAIN

You: GOD DO YOU EVEN GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE SERIOUSLY

Stranger: JUST BECAUSE I READ HARRY POTTER YOU ASSUME I DON'T HAVE A LIFE

Stranger: YOU REALLY ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT

Stranger: AND ASSHAT

Stranger: BUT REALLY THOUGH

Stranger: I DON'T REALLY GET OUT MUCH

Stranger: HOWEVER THAT IS NOT THE POINT

You: I COULD TELL

You: BUT GO ON ASSCLOWN

Stranger: I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY ABOUT THE MATTER

Stranger: I AM OVER YOU AND YOUR SILLY ASSUMPTIONS AND SHENANIGANS

You: WHAT THE FUCK SHENANIGANS WHO EVEN TALKS LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY

You: YOU HUMANS ARE JUST FUCKED UP REALLY

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

Stranger: YOU JUST CALLED ME HUMAN

Stranger: OH HEEEEELL NAW

Stranger: AND I APOLOGIZE THAT I SPEAK WITH MORE ELOQUENCE THAN SOME ASSHATS OF THE WORLD

Stranger: OH MAN I AM SORRY FOR ACTUALLY HAVING A SLIVER OF INTELLECT

Stranger: OH AMN

Stranger: *MAN

You: WELL CLEARLYAOIGSDGHIdsiofhsgspspget////

You: aaaaw man bro

You: fuckin miracles bro

You: fuckin miracles

Stranger: what even

Stranger: what the hell are you talking about?

You: honk honk

You: sdigosgiosdigosgiGOD

You: DAMMIT

Stranger: YOU =/= SENSE

You: SORRY MY DOUCHEBAG FRIEND GOT ON

You: DAMMIT ALL

You: I AM SICK OF HIS GODDAMNED MIRACLES

Stranger: WHAT IN ALL OF THE HELL

Stranger: MIRACLES

Stranger: DOUCHEBAG FRIENDS

Stranger: WHAT THE HELL

You: YOU SAY THAT A LOT CALM DOWN FUCKASS

Stranger: I COULD CARE LESS HOW REPETITIVE I AM

Stranger: THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS

You: YOURE WELCOME DUMBASS

Stranger: YOU MISSED THE APOSTROPHE YOU CLOWN

You: FUCK APOSTROPHES

You: I AM THE LAW

Stranger: WHAT EVEN

Stranger: "I AM THE LAW" YOU AIN'T NO LAW

You: OKAY LISTEN HEREWPIEijgsgih

You: aw man how high would you have to be type like that broooo

You: DAMMIT

You: WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING MY DAMN KEYBOAD

You: SEE

You: HE EVEN BOKE MY RRRRRR KEY

Stranger: BOLT YOUR DAMN KEYBOARD TO YOUR DAMN TABLE

You: I DON'T TAKE ODERS FOM YOU SUPE SUCKIO BO

You: GODDAMN YOU GAMZEE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Stranger: SUCKIO

Stranger: WHAT

You: I'M SHOT ON MATEIAL SHUT THE FUCK UP

Stranger: NO

You: YES

You: YES INDEED

You: WAIT NO WAIT I HAVE IT

You: YOU SMELL OF SORROW AND DESPERATION

You: YES THAT IS BETTER

You: SPEECHLESS HUH FLESHBAG

You: FRANKLY

You: I AM NOT SUPRISED

Stranger: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SPEAK OF THINGS I DON'T ALREADY KNOW

Stranger: I AM NOT SPEECHLESS

You: okay bro

You: lets talk about fuckin miracles honk

Stranger: I JUST COMMENTED ON YOUR OVERLY BLATANT SENTENCE

You: aaaaw man look at those big ass words man

You: beautiful

Stranger: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

You: just fuckin beautiful bro

You: oh maaaan sorry about karkat bro

You: dude just needs to calm down

You: now there is a guy who needs more fuckin miracles

Stranger: okay. e_______e

You: oh shit man look at that face

You: its staring at me

You: it makes me feel

Stranger: it's eyelids are closed though

You: enlightened or some shit

Stranger: well, alright.

You: aaaaaw man bro

You: ever just stop and think

You: wow

You: miracles

You: know what im talking about motherfucker

Stranger: no

Stranger: you know what i need though?

Stranger: sleep

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i need that

You: okaaay bro

You: dream of those fuckin mirac

You: oh hey karkat

Stranger: i don't dream.

You: GODDAMMIT

You: I FUCKING HATE THAT DOUCHEBAG

You: JUST

You: AUGH

You: WELL

You: PLEASENT DREAMS

You: AND BY THAT I MEAN

You: FUCKING UNPLEASENT DREAMS

Stranger: whatever man i'm tired

Stranger: i don't remember my dreams anyway

You: YEAH RUN OFF TO BE ASSCLOWN

You: JUST RUN OFF

Stranger: how can i run

Stranger: when i'm tired

You: WELL YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RUN ANYWAY

You: SINCE YOU'RE PROBABLY A FAT BASTARD AND ALL

Stranger: low blow

Stranger: too bad i'm borderline underweight

You: OH YEAH WELL

Stranger: ~__________~

Stranger: whatever

You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FACE GOD

You: IT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Stranger: all of your dreams

Stranger: compiled into one emoticon

Stranger: I REGRET NOTHING

You: I REGRET YOUR FACE

You: YOUR PIMPLEY LOSER FACE

Stranger: good comeback

Stranger: i'm so hurt

Stranger: crying

Stranger: on

Stranger: the

Stranger: floor

Stranger: oh

Stranger: my

Stranger: lord

You: WHAT THE FUCK STOP TYPING LIKE THAT JESUS CHRIST

You: UGH

You: YOU FUCKING HUMANS

Stranger: * not human

Stranger: you've made the same error twice now.

You: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

Stranger: that's not your business to know.

You: FINE WHATEVER DOUCHEFACE

You: I HAVE BETTER FISH TO FRY THEN DEVOUR

Stranger: well, aren't you just a gallon of sunshine

You: WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A GIANT ASSHOLE

Stranger: maybe

You: SWEET DREAMS ASSBARON

Stranger: yeah

You: remember bro

Stranger: no

You: mother

You: fuckin;

You: miraclessss

You: honk honk

Stranger: i don't have a response to that

You: GOD DAMMIT GAMZEE GET OFF MY FUCKING COMPUTER

You: DAMN

Stranger: i can't even picture the situation you're in and how you got in it

Stranger: how does a caps-lock-obssessed asshat be in a room with a human who is blatantly infatuated with miracles

You: HEY DICKHEAD I THINK I'VE MADE THIS CLEAR

You: I AM NOT A FUCKING HUMAN NOR IS MY FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FRIEND

Stranger: well, thank god

You: WE'RE A SUPERIOR ALIEN RACE

You: WHICH CONSIDERING SAID DOUCHEBAG FRIEND

You: IS PRETTY DAMN SAD

Stranger: what planet are you from

You: IS THAT ANY OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS

You: NO

You: OKAY THEN

Stranger: thanks for answering that question you asked me for me

Stranger: that was pleasant of you to do.

You: BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW

You: I'LL TELL YOU SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKING DESPERATE

You: REALLY

You: SO DAMN PATHETIC

Stranger: yeah, my heart is aching to know

Stranger: you obviously know that already though

You: YEAH YEAH YOU SUCK WHATEVER

You: ANYWAY IT'S CALLED ALTERNIA

You: NOT THAT IT'S YOUR DAMN BUISNESS

Stranger: i never said it was

You: I CAN TELL

You: YOU ARE SO DAMN EASY TO READ

Stranger: well then. you are a psychic freak

You: YEAH WHATEVER

You: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO

You: IM TIRED

You: YET YOURE TALKING TO ME

You: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WOK

Stranger: i got carried away by the conversation. i'm still tired however i'm also still talking to you. so what.

You: SO WHAT SO YOUR FACE

You: IS

You: SO

You: UH

You: ...I got nothin'

Stranger: welp

You: Ahaha, but really. I must be off to bed.

You: Thank you for the joyful conversation, fair stranger.

Stranger: and thank you, fellow stranger.

Stranger: have a wonderful life.

You: You too, good sir or madam! You too!

You: This has been another episode of: "What happens you troll as characters from obscure webcomics?"

You: Thank you and godspeed

Stranger: madam, in my case. thank you!

Stranger: and good night everybody

You: Seriously though, that was awesome. FAREWEEEELL~

Stranger: farewell as well