Amnesiac Anon-kun Part 3

“I thought you said this quest would be perfect for a beginner like me…”

“Yeah, well I didn’t realize that bandits were still around in Gamindustri.”

IF decided I should go with her to help her with Guild work starting today to give Nepgear a break from passing out. We were supposed to be doing a simple gathering quest but we got ambushed by some hoodlums.

“If you don’t want your boyfriend to bite the dust, you’ll do what we say,” one of the bandits yelled at IF.

“What? You idiots think he’s my boyfriend? Don’t make me laugh! He’s so dumb that he walked straight into your completely obvious trap.”

“Thanks IF, I love you, too,” I said sarcastically.

“I-idiot! Don’t say things like that, even if you’re joking!”

“U-um… I don’t know if I get it, but it seems you two are having some relationship issues. Would you like some couples counseling? We have a really good counselor back in our hideout,” The bandit holding a dagger to my throat asked.

“What the hell kind of bandits keep a counselor in their base?” IF and I said in unison.

“Hey! Bandits do a lot of dirty work. If we didn’t have someone to listen to our problems, we’d all go mad and kill each other! Well, that happens sometimes, but…”

“Oh, great. They’re morons,” I said my thoughts aloud.

“Wha’d’you call us, punk!?”

“Wha- Crap! I didn’t mean to say that out loud!”

“You know, I was going to have a fun time with the girl here, but since she’ll be staying with us for a while, that can wait. I want to vent some steam on you first.”

The bandit punched me in the face.

“Anon-kun!”

“Oh, don’t mind me.”

I’d rather them hit me than rape her anyway. Also if they hit me hard enough, maybe I’ll get some memories back…

“THAT’S IT!”

The bandit had brought his hand back to hit me again, but my outburst seemed to scare the shit out of him.

“W-what’s ‘it’?” he asked.

“I need you to hit me again!”


“Um… that’s what I was going to do?”

The bandit slugged me in the face once more. Nothing.

“Harder, dammit!”

“I… uh… I’ve never seen a captive -want- to get hit before.”

*smack* *thud* This hurts quite a bit, but still none of my memories have returned. He needs to go down on me harder. I glanced over at IF and she had the strangest look of confusion on her face. Ah, well. I’ll just have to explain why I’m doing this later.

“You pussy! Little Leaguers have a stronger arm than you! Now get up in here and pound me like you mean it!”

The bandits looked at each other in terror.

“The best part of you ran down your mother’s crack and ended up as a bloodstain on the mattress!”

“...I think this guy is messed up in the head.”

Of course this idea was completely stupid, but I only realized that in hindsight.

“Hey, uh… I suddenly feel really uncomfortable about this,” one of the bandits said.

“Yeah, me too. Let’s just put him with the girl and take them back to base.”

“Why not just kill him?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. It’s not right to mess with the crazies.”

They put me next to IF and marched us down a trail.

“Since when were you a masochist? Well… you did seem really turned on while the four of us were dominating you…”

“Shut up. That wasn’t it. I was trying to get my memories back” I said, rubbing my jaw.

“You honestly thought that would work? Are you an idiot? Well… actually that might have been what saved your life… Perhaps your idiocy was exactly what we needed.”
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When we arrived at the bandit’s camp, we were greeted by the bandit leader.

“Welcome to my humble abode… why have you brought me a man?”

He cut off his introduction as he noticed me with my bruised face.

“Uh, well he’s kind of a madman. We weren’t sure what you wanted us to do in our situation. It was very… weird.”

“Weird how?”

“Well, we started hitting him, but then he just kept coaching us on how to hit harder. The harder we hit, the more he seemed to like it. He was all like ‘fist me!’ and ‘pound me harder!’ It was so weird.”

The bandit leader looked me up and down.

“I see. So he swings -that- way.”

Wut.

“I guess it’s our duty as men to teach him proper manly values. You there!” he yelled at IF.

“Y-yes?”

“He’s going to be staying in the same prison cell as you, so make sure he’s no longer gay by tomorrow morning or you’ll both face the axe! Once we verify that he is, in fact, no longer gay, your life will be spared!”

Huh? So I die either way? How does that even make sense!?

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IF and I sat in our cell, not saying much for a while. I wanted to say something comforting to her but I had no idea what to say. I didn’t know her enough to know what to talk about…

“Hey?”

“Yeah?”

“Since we’re here, why don’t you tell me more about yourself, IF. I got to spend a lot of time with Nep, but you and Compa are gone most of the day, so I don’t get the opportunity to get to know either you that well. Nepgear, too, but I’m beginning to think she’s a lost cause.”

IF chuckled a bit and answered, “I think she’s just conflicted with her own morals and carnal desires. Anyway, what do you want to know about me?”

“Well… uh… how did you come to work at the Guild? I don’t think this kind of work is standard for women and you look like you’ve been doing this from a young age.”

“I see… well, I suppose Guild work is usually viewed as a more masculine job, but that’s probably why I began working with it. When I was very young, I was attacked by a monster and saved by an adventurer. I thought he was cool and wanted to be like him, so I started watching shounen anime and got hooked on the characters’ adventures. I used to act like I was the main character in those shows and play around with a lot of my friends. As I grew up, most of my friends… well they kind of abandoned me. Most of them were female and said that I acted too boyish and thought I was weird while the boys thought it was weird to play with a girl. The only person who remained my friend was Compa. Even in junior high the girls didn’t want to hang out with me nor did the guys, saying tomboys weren’t cute. I finally had enough of everything and decided to make it on my own. I dropped out of school and began living the life of an adventurer. Compa tried to stop me, but eventually caved in. So I suppose I’m just living my childish dreams. Heh. I guess you think I’m immature, don’t you?”

IF looked down, embarrassed with herself, perhaps realizing she might have given away much more than she should have.

“Actually, not at all. It seemed that life was trying to push you around, but instead of letting it, you pushed back. Dropping out of school may be looked down upon, but you are a successful woman now. Hell, you apparently played a very important role in saving the world! Would you have been able to rescue Nepgear from the Graveyard had you not done what you did? It’s admirable that you followed your heart.”

“Huh?” IF moved her gaze from the ground to my eyes. Her eyes were watering a bit. Those memories must be painful. I put my arms around her.

“IF, I don’t know what those guys were talking about. You’re very cute. Beautiful even.”

“Anon-kun…”

IF looked at my eyes, then buried her face in my chest.

“Thank you.”

She stayed buried in my chest for a bit as I danced my fingers through her hair. Finally, she took a step back.

“You know, that’s the first time a guy has ever told me that. If I actually end up falling for you, you better take responsibility!” she said with a bright smile.

“I, uh, don’t think I’m in a position to have a real relationship with anyone,” I replied.

“Haha! I know, I know. Just make sure if I do that you do your best to convince me I get the best treatment... in... bed…”

We remained silent for a couple more minutes, not sure what to talk about next.

“Say… since we can’t escape and have nothing to do… would you like to…”

IF was blushing profusely. I knew what she was suggesting, so I put my arms on her shoulder, getting her attention.

“Of course, IF.”

With that, we brought our lips together and began to move our hands around each others’ bodies. IF was even less experienced with this than Neptune and moved her lips extremely clumsily, opening her mouth more than she should have. I couldn’t resist, so I stuck my tongue into her mouth.

…

“OUTH (OUCH)! WHY’DTHEW BITE ME (WHY’D YOU BITE ME)!?” I had to retract my tongue as a searing pain went through it.

“I-I’m sorry! It surprised me and I didn’t know what else to do!”

“Not that! Literally anything but that would have been better! Am I bleeding?”

“It doesn’t look like it... Well, I guess I killed the mood, didn’t I? Sorry abou-”

I brought lips back to hers and began kissing, this time forcing my tongue into her mouth a bit more carefully. Again, she seemed a bit surprised, but I went slow enough for her to accept it. Her tongue met mine and we began to clumsily massage each other’s tongues with our own. It became harder and harder to breathe the more intensely we did it and we finally had to part, a string of saliva connecting our mouths.

“*pant* That was… definitely worth this weeklong wait,” IF said as she gazed into my eyes.

“Yeah, well, I guess it is time for me to start giving you guys the payment I owe you,” I responded.

“Ah… I suppose this is just your job, isn’t it,” IF replied, looking a bit dejected.

I leaned forward to her ear and said, “I only do work I like. And, believe me, I like you a lot.”

I pulled my head back a bit to see her reaction. She was blushing profusely.

“Now, shall we continue?” I asked.

She nodded.

I began by taking off her coat and pushing her to the ground.

“Wow, your coat is so bulky that I never realized how slender your arms and legs are. You have quite the nice figure.”

“Well, I do a lot of physical labor, so it should be understandable.”

“Indeed? Well, I guess I should reward you for being such a hardworking girl.”

I put my hand into her shirt and began slowly taking her tank top off, gently rubbing her stomach as I did.

“Agh! That tickles! S-stop!”

“Oho. But why would I do that?” I asked with a sly smile.

I began lightly tapping her stomach, and she began struggling while trying to stifle her laughter.

“N-no! I… I can’t h-handle… Urgh! Let’s see how you like it!”

We began rolling around, wrestling with each other. I pulled her tank top all the way off as well as her bra and then began to focus on her tickling her thighs. She did roughly the same thing, trying to tickle me and taking my shirt off to try and find a more sensitive location. We ended up pulling each other’s pants off trying to see how much louder we could get the other to laugh. Finally, we were both standing on our knees looking at each other, she wearing only her panties and me my boxers. We surveyed one another’s body.

“‘The Legend’?” IF said while reading my boxers.

Crap! I forgot about that.

“That’s… um… well,” I began, but was cut short.

“*giggle* Let me guess: Compa? She’s very unique but that’s why I like her so much. Almost like a sister.”

IF reached down and stuck her hand into my boxer shorts and grabbed my fully erect member.

“Well, it seems like you’re ready for some action.”

IF began to gently stroke it, so I decided to return the favor. I stuck one of my hands into her panties and began to caress her clitoris. I placed my other hand behind her head and brought it towards my own and began to kiss her again, this time much less fervently. As our lips touched, I felt a wave of pleasure overcome my body. It seems IF did as well as she squeezed harder on my shaft. I pushed her back onto the ground and continued pleasing her while kissing her. She tried to continue stroking my cock, but her arm wasn’t in the best position and eventually she pulled it back up to wrap it around my back along with her other hand. I began to slide my finger into her crevice, shallow at first to test the waters, but eventually I put it all the way in. Her fingers were like daggers digging into my back, but that only made me want to make her feel even better. I continued kissing her and put a second finger into her hole, and increased the pace at which I pleasured her. She shivered and began to moan loudly. I further increased my pace and IF finally clenched down on my fingers as she cried out in pleasure.

“*pant* Y-you *huff* suck.”

“Hey, that’s rude.”

I twitched my fingers, still in her pussy and she shot up, yanking them out. Then, she grabbed my hand and began sucking my fingers.

“It doesn’t have much flavor…” IF said as she pulled my fingers out of her mouth.

“That’s fine. I’ll just have to give you something that’ll taste much better than anything you’ve ever had.”

I laid her back on the ground put my member at its proper place.

“You ready?”

“Of course I am.”

I pushed forward and entered IF, whose body lurched upward slightly as our two bodies became one. I only stopped once I was all the way in.

“Say, how do I compare to Neptune…” IF asked, covering her face, embarrassed by her question.

“Well, it went in a lot easier than her’s. But I don’t see any blood, so that’s really good. You’ll enjoy it much mo-”

“What!? I’m a virgin, I swear!”

“Huh? Where’d that come from? Just because you don’t bleed doesn’t mean you’re not a virgin. In fact, if foreplay is done properly and there’s enough lubrication, the woman shouldn’t bleed at all. That appears to be the case here. Your body is ready to receive mine.”

“Is it… fine?”

“It’s perfectly fine, IF.”

I gave her a soft kiss across her lips and began to move my hips. Her lower lips tightened down every time I thrusted back in and her muscles contracted even more as I pulled out. I moved a hand down to her clitoris and began to lightly massage it as well. This caused her to clench down on my member, causing even greater pressure to send shockwaves through my body, compelling me to move a bit faster.

“W-wait!”

“What is it?” I asked her, stopping my hips.

IF removed my member from her and winced slightly as it left her. She turned around and got on all fours.

“Please continue,” she responded.

I nodded, moving into position again and entered her body, her rear bumping into my abdomen with each thrust.

“Ah!”

It seemed that her muscles began contracting more in this position and I could feel her knees shaking as if they could give out at any second. Not wanting to keep her body waiting to climax any longer than possible, I hastened my pace. IF’s upper body fell to the ground as she grabbed onto her coat and squeezed it, trying to hold back her moaning. I continued to pound away, her pussy overflowing with juices as I fed it my rod. My mind was going blank.

“IF! I’m at my limit!”

I began to pull out, but IF pushed herself backwards into my abdomen, forcing my cock completely back in her pussy.

“You came inside Neptune, right!? Me too!”

My mind had lost all rational reasoning. I grabbed her and thrusted in one last time, pumping my load inside her. We both collapsed to the ground, and we slowly began to regain our senses.

“Um… IF? What is that?” I pointed to her belt I had taken off her earlier. I didn’t get a good look at it thanks to how light headed I was, but that definitely looks familiar.

“What? This?” She picked up a cell phone off her belt. “You’ve never seen a cell phone before? How have you lived?”

“YOU HAD A CELL PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME!? I THOUGHT THEY TOOK YOURS!”

“I always have multiple cell phones with me. They took one and assumed that was the only one I had. Why are you so loud right now? It’ll be bad if they hear us talking about it.”

Oh right.

“Why haven’t you used it to call for help yet?” I whispered.

“I did a while ago. Well, text anyway. Neptune, Nepgear, and Compa said they’d get my phone’s GPS signal and track us down from that. All we had to do was find something to kill time. We certainly did that pretty well, I must say,” IF said as she cuddled next to my body.

“Wha-? Wait, what if they came in on us like this?” I panicked, trying to pull myself away from her to go find my clothes. IF placed her arm around my chest and one of her legs around mine.

“Please… let me stay with you like this for just a little bit longer…”

I settled back down and hugged her head to my chest.

“Very well. We can take as much time as you’d like.”

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“So this is where they put you guys?”

Neptune came into the cell block of the bandit’s hideout. IF and I had gotten our clothes back on after we heard some commotion coming from outside.

“Took you guys long enough. I wasn’t sure how much longer Anon-kun would keep his hands to himself,” IF replied as she walked out the door.

“Why are you so mean to me?” I asked as I followed her.

“What’s that smell?” Neptune asked.

“What smell?” IF and I replied.

“Hmm… it smells a lot like you,” Neptune responded, gesturing at me.

“W-what do you mean by that? Well, we were here for a while so maybe my scent has already taken hold here, hahaha,” I laughed awkwardly.

“Hmmm… Well, whatever. Let’s get a-rollin’!”

The bandits were rounded up and Nepgear had contacted the Planeptunian authorities who took the them all to prison.

“Remind me to give you each a check up when we get home,” Compa said as she greeted us.

Nepgear kept looking over at IF and I in concern, multiple times looking like she was about to ask us something, but never did. With that, we made our way back to the Basilicom.