Catch Phrases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCeJWn1xX4

Zach: Catch Phrases..

Mark: What about 'em?

Zach: Well our producer says we need to make a trailer that appeals to our fans that gets the YouTube fans into the live sort of audience mix.
Err, they love our catch phrases, so let's make err let's make up some new catch phrases for our, for our next trailer.

Mark: Great idea, I've got a pen.

Zach: Alright great, I've brought some butcher paper, set it up here. So let's, let's err brainstorm some new catch phrases.

Mark: Alright, urmm, maybe like a little mashup. Haven't you done crisps.

Broden: Yeah, that's nice.

Mark: Found out I'm hay.

Zach: What about urm, ahh excuse me Simon, excuse me Simon, that's my turducken.
But sort of like with a wink to the camera.
Excuse me Simon that's my turducken.

Mark: What's a turducken?

Zach: It's a thing, I don't know I read it on the internet.

Broden: Dad, I'm hungry.

Mark: Hungry Sam. Um.

Zach: Excuse me officer, that's not my hat.

Mark: Hungry Sam gets a sandwich.

(Everyone): Hungry Sam gets a sandwich.
Hungry Sam gets a sandwich.
Put it in a can, put it in a can.
Sandwich in a can, sandwich in a can.

Zach: Hey mate, I've got you a sandwich in a can *tssss* umm yum yum yum.

Broden: Bazinga.

Mark and Zach: Bazinga.

Mark: Bazinga, is that-Bazinga's great.

Broden: I just thought I.. I just thought I..

Mark: Let's put down bazinga.

Zach: If that's not taken...

Broden: Why would that be taken?

Mark: Bazinga for me is ideal.

Broden: I am man beast, bazinga.. ba bing bing bong. (long pause)

Zach: Ring ring ring ring ring, hello, hello?

Mark: Hello?

Zach: Urm ohh excuse me I'm very sorry but I'm busy cunt.

Mark: Well alright, yeah.

Broden: Who was that?

Zach: That was my mum.

Mark: Ok, that's quite long.

Zach: I'm busy, I I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude but I'm busy cunt.

Mark: That for me is more of a dialog between two people.

Zach: Excuse me cunt but I'm busy cunt.

Broden: Oh Zach, you're the bluest.

Mark: Jesus..

Broden: Now listen, what about one of the big kids.. (pause/make some noises)
That's just a visual one.

Zach: Someones lit a fire in the creche... get the children out of the creche.

Broden: Get the children out of the creche.

Zach: Get the children out-get the children out of the creche.

Mark: That's not bad, what's a- what's a creche?

Broden: Kindergarten.

Zach: Are you serious? It's like a kindergarten.

Mark: A Kindergarten?
Then say kindergarten, let's change creche to kindergarten.

Zach: No, creche is a funnier word, it's crrreeshhhhhee.

Mark: Yeah but, if you don't know what, if you don't know what a creche is then no ones going to find that..

Zach: Most people know what a creche is..

Mark: How often do you say creche?
When was the last time you said creche?

Zach: I don't say cre, but when was the last time you said kindergarten?

Mark: Say kindergarten every god darn day, I say kindergarten.

Zach: When is the last time you said kindergarten?

Mark: When is the last time you said kindergarten, I said it this god darn morning.
I said, No officer, no I wasn't near the kindergarten.
Yes I was 100ft away from the kindergarten officer, thank you very much.
No I don't know what I'm doing up in this tree with these binoculars.
No I don't know how my pants came off.
But I'm not looking at the kindergarten.
Fucking three times I said it.

Broden: I was there.. I did hear him say that, he said it a lot..

Mark: Thank you.
Kindergarten.

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