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  1. [04.12.16 00:03]
  2. She was ready to commit, then 2 hours later, she took all my shit!
  3.  
  4. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:03]
  5. Hahaha!
  6.  
  7. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:03]
  8. Yeah
  9.  
  10. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:03]
  11. Well
  12.  
  13. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:03]
  14. No matter.
  15.  
  16. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:03]
  17. Soon enough, I will be rid of you .
  18.  
  19. [04.12.16 00:04]
  20. Got the kids too
  21.  
  22. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:04]
  23. What did you say, it hurts when I love you
  24.  
  25. [04.12.16 00:04]
  26. adam and char aren't in my custody anymore
  27.  
  28. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:04]
  29. Awww
  30.  
  31. [04.12.16 00:04]
  32. they're with their Mother now
  33.  
  34. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:04]
  35. Nope!
  36.  
  37. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:04]
  38. You WILL not manipulate me like that.
  39.  
  40. [04.12.16 00:04]
  41. Mothers I should say
  42.  
  43. [04.12.16 00:05]
  44. She went and got married to some lesbo cunt...what was her name?
  45.  
  46. [04.12.16 00:05]
  47. Veronica
  48.  
  49. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:05]
  50. Haha
  51.  
  52. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:05]
  53. I thought it was Jess
  54.  
  55. [04.12.16 00:05]
  56. I remember now, her name was Veronica, Veronica Booty
  57.  
  58. [04.12.16 00:06]
  59. Said something about 'disciplining their kids'
  60.  
  61. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:06]
  62. Not going to work.
  63.  
  64. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:06]
  65. MMMMMM
  66.  
  67. [04.12.16 00:06]
  68. and then?
  69.  
  70. [04.12.16 00:06]
  71. She squatted down, and shat in my cowboy hat!
  72.  
  73. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:06]
  74. MMMM
  75.  
  76. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:06]
  77. Veronica, this won't work!
  78.  
  79. [04.12.16 00:08]
  80. and then she put it back on my head and watched as the shit slowly oozed down my face, hair, and clothes, only sticking to my fingers when I tried to wash it off, and then, she sharted all over my shirt because "My booty has to unload, sucks to be you, but it's not my problem, it's your problem, and do you know why? Because YOU'RE the one who's going to be covered in my shit!" and then she blasted me with diarrhea
  81.  
  82. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:08]
  83. MMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMM
  84.  
  85. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:09]
  86. MMMMMM
  87.  
  88. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:09]
  89. Stop! This is not fair!
  90.  
  91. Veronica Booty, [04.12.16 00:09]
  92. Now what were you saying darlin' ?
  93.  
  94. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:09]
  95. MMMMM
  96.  
  97. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:09]
  98. Not fair!
  99.  
  100. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:09]
  101. You can't do this to me!
  102.  
  103. [04.12.16 00:10]
  104. If Wosemawy wants to play with Vewonica's emotions, Vewonica gets to play wiff Wosemawy's pussy
  105.  
  106. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:10]
  107. I'm not playing with your emotions dear. I meant what I said. And doing so will only delay the enevitable.
  108.  
  109. [04.12.16 00:11]
  110. then let's delay the inevitable for a bit, shall we?
  111.  
  112. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:11]
  113. I wrote this but then I read your message and I feel horny. I feel like I'm about to cry. I wish it didn't have to be this way baby.
  114.  
  115. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:11]
  116. So, like, horny, not sad.
  117.  
  118. Veronica Booty, [04.12.16 00:12]
  119. No, if you said it's not fair, then I'll respect your wishes and stop
  120.  
  121. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:12]
  122. . . .
  123.  
  124. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:13]
  125. Don't put that on me.
  126.  
  127. Rosemary Booty ToiletGoddess, [04.12.16 00:13]
  128. And you never respect my wishes!
  129.  
  130. Veronica Booty, [04.12.16 00:13]
  131. That's why I figured I'd do it this once, as a show of good faith
  132.  
  133. Veronica Booty, [04.12.16 00:13]
  134. Now, do you feel like you want fucked, or not?
  135.  
  136. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:13]
  137. MMMMMM
  138.  
  139. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:13]
  140. I mean no!
  141.  
  142. [04.12.16 00:14]
  143. Ok, baby, whatever you want, the final answer takes precedence
  144.  
  145. [04.12.16 00:15]
  146. I guess I won't tell you about how Veronica used that faggot ex of yours while Veronica (you) disciplined her children
  147.  
  148. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:15]
  149. As hard as it is for me to say this . . . sigh . . . I can't let you fuck me. It's the only I can distance myself from you enough to walk away.
  150.  
  151. [04.12.16 00:16]
  152. Come on baby, one last time, give in to your pussy one last time with Veronica
  153.  
  154. [04.12.16 00:16]
  155. it could be years until we see each other again
  156.  
  157. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:17]
  158. It could be.
  159.  
  160. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:17]
  161. But I can't. I need to be this way in order to walk away.
  162.  
  163. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:17]
  164. I wish it wasn't this way. But I don't know another way.
  165.  
  166. [04.12.16 00:17]
  167. But it's not what you want
  168.  
  169. [04.12.16 00:17]
  170. and that's what matters
  171.  
  172. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:17]
  173. It is. You hurt me too much for me to tolerate it.
  174.  
  175. [04.12.16 00:17]
  176. You WANT to be fucked
  177.  
  178. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:18]
  179. I do . . . but not at such a high price.
  180.  
  181. [04.12.16 00:18]
  182. your moaning tells me enough
  183.  
  184. [04.12.16 00:18]
  185. Fine, I'll fuck you, and leave while you orgasm
  186.  
  187. [04.12.16 00:18]
  188. no relationship means no pain
  189.  
  190. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:18]
  191. You'd do that . . . no, no you wouldn't.
  192.  
  193. [04.12.16 00:19]
  194. Baby, if it means saving you...
  195.  
  196. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:19]
  197. And if you could do that, I'd jump at it, but you can't or won't.
  198.  
  199. [04.12.16 00:19]
  200. I wouldn't LIKE it, but I'd do it
  201.  
  202. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:19]
  203. No you won't.
  204.  
  205. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:19]
  206. It'll be like every time before.
  207.  
  208. [04.12.16 00:20]
  209. You're assuming
  210.  
  211. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:20]
  212. Yep
  213.  
  214. [04.12.16 00:20]
  215. Come on baby, one more fuck, for old time's sake
  216.  
  217. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:20]
  218. I can't.
  219.  
  220. [04.12.16 00:21]
  221. you can, you should
  222.  
  223. [04.12.16 00:21]
  224. you deserve some pleasure after all that pain I've put you through
  225.  
  226. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:21]
  227. I do.
  228.  
  229. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:21]
  230. But you are not the one who can do that for me.
  231.  
  232. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:21]
  233. Not without more pain
  234.  
  235. [04.12.16 00:21]
  236. but I'm the only one who you've got
  237.  
  238. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:22]
  239. Yes. And even then, the price is too high for me.
  240.  
  241. [04.12.16 00:27]
  242. adam wakes up in a translucent plastic chamber 'w-w-where am I?' he wonders to himself, any further musings are cut off as he notices a pair of black, leather, thigh high boots with golden laces walking up the steps, then he takes a few seconds to observe his immediate surroundings, dried puke, diarrhea, piss, and piles of old, hardened shit litter the ground, adam looks up and sees the boots saunter over to the seat, he notices a hole in the seat, wherein she, adam can tell that it's a female, but she's otherwise anonymous, set her gargantuan 120 inch booty above him "Ugh--my booty doesn't feel good, maybe eating all those fish guts wasn't such a good idea, I must've puked on a dozen faggots on the way here! My booty needs to unload!" the anonymous booty farts, filling the translucent pit with a thick, black, smog that smells of shit, rotting meat, and death PPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! 'oh god, that stinks!' adam thinks to himself as his eyes go wide with terror
  243.  
  244. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:28]
  245. MMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMM.
  246.  
  247. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:28]
  248. MMMMMMM.
  249.  
  250. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:28]
  251. MMMMMMM. adam's gonna get demolished! MMMMM
  252.  
  253. [04.12.16 00:29]
  254. and to think, all this could be yours, if you'd but let me fuck you
  255.  
  256. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:29]
  257. Heh
  258.  
  259. [04.12.16 00:30]
  260. don't even need to DO anything, just let me write for all involved
  261.  
  262. [04.12.16 00:30]
  263. and enjoy~❤️
  264.  
  265. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:30]
  266. . . .
  267.  
  268. Rosemary [04.12.16 00:30]
  269. okay
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