Ghetti Man

>You are Anon.
>You've always been a pretty awkward guy.
>Only thing that was okay about you was how healthy your body was.
>Any time you ever tried to talk to a girl back on earth, spaghetti would fly out of your pockets.
>Then you came here.
>Not so many spaghetti experiences in this world.
>...
>Well not until today.

>Day noodle in Equestria.
>Wake up and brush your teeth.
>No time for a shower.
>Head off to Twilight's Library.
>She said she was gonna try a spell that could bring you back to Earth.
>Knock on her door and Spike answers.
>"Hey Anon, she's downstairs."
>Go inside and he closes the door behind you.
>Walk to the stairs.
>He zooms in front of you and opens the door.
"Spike you don't have to do that."
>"Yes I do."
>He stands up straight and puts his chest out a little.
>You walk down and he shuts the door behind you.
>Shake your head a little and smile.
"That kid..."
>Sit on a chair behind Twilight who is poking at a machine.
>"Just hold on for a minute."
>A plate of spaghetti is next to you.
>It smells pretty damn good.
>Pick it up and start eating.
>You missed breakfast so fuck it.
>"So are you ready?"
>She turns around.
"Uhh... Sure?"
>Wipe your mouth and head into the machine chewing the spaghetti.
>The door closes on you.
>An almost deafening whir sound is heard.
>Then there's a bright green flash.
>There's no more spaghetti in your mouth.
>...
>And you're still here.
>Open the door and step out.
"What the hell Twilight?"
>"I'm sorry Anon I thought it would work..."
>She shoos you off to work on it more.
>Leave and go home.
>When you get there you take that well needed shower.
>After finishing, you stand in front of the mirror.
>You feel somewhat stronger.
>As you put on some clothes there's a knock at the door.
>Trudge downstairs and open the door.
>Fluttershy stands there with a shit eating grin.
"What did you do?"
>"Nothing. Yet..."
>She flies in.
"What do you want?"
>She picks up your toaster.
>She's been stealing your toaster and running for the past week just so she can see you sweat.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
"NO! Do you know how fucking expensive those are?!"
>Well not very but you have shit paying applepicking job.
>She ignores you and flies out an open window.
"Damn it."
>You chase after her.
>She flies higher.
"Fluttershy! Get back here!"
>Pass Pinkie who falls over with a seizure of laughter at the sight.
"FLUTTERSHY GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!"
>Reach out to her.
>Your reach goes out far.
>Like REALLY far.
>You grab her and pull her back.
"How did I do that?"
>Drop her on the ground and look at your hands.
>She drops the toaster and speaks.
>"H-how did you do that?"
"I don't know... I just reached out..."
>Look over to a tree and reach out to it.
>Your arm, along with your shirt, extends all the way to the tree and wraps around it.
>But it doesn't look like your arm... It looks like a colored noodle with a hand at the end.
"What the fuck?"
>Pull your arm back to its original place.
>Fluttershy pokes at your pants.
>"I w-wonder if you can do that with your hot monkey d-"
"You aren't gonna be the one to find out Shy. I gotta go talk to Twi about this."
>Turn and stretch your arm to a lamp post.
>Grab it and pull yourself to it.
>But you do it too hard and launch yourself through the air.
>You twirl around in the air screaming at the top of your lungs.
>Then you hit the ground with a splat.
>Stand up confused as to why you are not dead.
"How did..."
>Look at a cut on your hand.
>Tiny noodles are stitching the wound shut.
"Holy shit!"
>Begin running through town past ponies.
"I'm invincible!"
>Daisy yells back, "You're a looney!"
>Stop running in front of Twilight's treehousebrartory.
>Okay okay... Think of a good way to tell her.
>You open the door and walk in.
>Spike sees you.
>"Oh hey Anon! What's up?"
>You stretch your legs so you go up.
"Nothin' much is up here... Just dust."
>You shrink back to normal size.
>His jaw is dropped.
>You walk down Twilight's stairs to her basement where she eats her spaghetti.
>The spaghetti...that's what must have caused it!
"Hey Twilight!"
>She chokes for a second and then swallows her food.
>"Jeez Anon you shouldn't scare somep0ny when they're eating!"
"Sorry, just wanted to show you what your machine did."
>"What?"
"Follow me outside."
>You walk proudly out and see Spike still staring at the spot you were.
>Think you broke him.
>Step outside and Twilight walks out too, putting a hoof up to block the sun.
>"This better be good Anon."
"It will be. Watch this!"
>Fling your arm up to a branch on the treehouse.
>And fling yourself up there.
>Twilight shouts from below.
>"That was incredible! How did you do that?! Do you need my help getting you down?"
"Just watch!"
>After taking a deep breath, you expertly swan dive off.
>"Anon no!"
>Splat against the ground in a pile of spaghetti.
>Then the sauce forms your body and the noodles wrap around it until they make your structure.
>And form your clothes somehow.
>"How did... But... Huh?"
"I think it was this morning when I went in that machine of yours."
>"My machine gives you superpowers?!"
>Some ponies look over.
"No no no. When I walked in I was eating some of your spaghetti. Then after the sound went away, the spaghetti I was chewing disappeared."
>"Oh my gosh... Do you mind if I test you?"
"Uh... Sure?"
>Shouldn't have said that.
>She prods at your body for a good hour and puts weird machines on it.
>Then she pokes your side.
"What?"
>"It seems that your DNA has fused with that of spaghetti, thus giving you special spaghetti powers."
"Whoa... I'm a superhero!"
>"Not entirely what I-"
"Shut the fuck up Twilight! I'm going to get a costume!"
>You ignore her groan and run up her stairs, past Spike who is still staring at that one spot.
>Yeah you broke him.
>Then once outside, you lean forward and put your hands on the ground.
>Just like you're about to start a race.
>Then you extend and contract your legs fast, launching you forward.
>Fly through the air as graceful as a wet noodle.
>Then you splat in front of Carousel Boutique.
>Your body reforms and you open the door.
>Rarity's head snaps to you.
>"Anonymous! I thought I told you to knock!"
"I know Rarity but this is really important!"
>"Okay what?"
"I need you to do me a generous favor okay?"
>"That depends."
"But aren't you the element of generosity? I'd hate to see Celestia remove that title from you and tarnish your renown..."
>"Are you blackmailing me?"
"No. Just messing around. But anyways can you make me a costume?"
>"Oh goody! What kind of costume?"
"A superhero costume."
>"You mean with like spandex?"
"Yeah."
>"Okay Anonymous... What details would you like on it?"
"I want it to be a red and yellow mixture, not orange but more of a pattern of them."
>She pulls out a paper and scribbles this stuff down.
"And on the chest put the letters... GM."
>"Okay Anon...this sounds like a decent costume for Pinkie's party later. I'll get right on it, you stay here."
>Wait she thinks that's for...
"This isn't for Pinkie's party."
>She tilts her head slightly.
>"Then what is it for?"
"Personal usages."
>Look away for a second.
>She coughs.
>"Anyways, off I go."
>She walks upstairs.
>You sit on her couch and relax.
>After all it has been quite an eventful day so far.
>The door to her shop swings open and Fluttershy trots in.
>"Hi Rarity I'd li-"
>She sees you.
>"Oh hello Anonymous~"
"No. Don't say my name like that."
>"You still never told me how you did that earlier."
"Some freak accident. But now I can't die."
>She gasps.
>"Wh-what? That means w-we can't grow old..."
>She runs out in tears.
>Maybe you were a little harsh?
>Wait a minute no you weren't, SHE'S the freak here.
>Rarity coming back downstairs breaks your internal conversation.
>"Here you are."
>She levitates to you a costume that has matching patterns of red and yellow on it.
>On the chest it says GM in yellow with red behind it.
"You truly are amazing. How much do I owe you?"
>"300 bits."
"WHAT?! That didn't even take you ten minutes!"
>She giggles.
>"Relax darling I was only kidding. It is free of charge. This time."
>You thank her and leave for the one place no one would think to look for a changing superhero.
>An alley.
>Jump behind a trashcan and change into your suit.
>Then stand up and flex.
>No tears or popping noises come from the suit so it's good.
>Suddenly there is a scream.
>Stretch out to the rooftop of the building you're next to.
>As you stand on the building, you look down.
>Right next to Sugar Cube Corner is a gray pony getting her purse stolen.
>"Stop it! Let go of me!"
>He pushes her to the ground and takes off running.
>The pony you now recognize as Octavia, screams out for him to stop.
"This looks like a job for... GHETTI MAN!"
>You stretch your arm down next to the villain.
>He stops and stares at it.
>Fling your body to your arm.
>Tavi watches as she sees a human with a red and yellow suit on twirl through the air.
>You smack against him with a plop sound.
>He falls back and your body regenerates.
>Pick up the purse and wrap your arm around the dazed criminal.
>Then walk back to Octavia and give her the purse.
>"Thank you so much! Um..."
"Ghetti Man!"
>You strike a pose.
"Now to take care of this evil doer..."
>Grab his head with one arm.
>As he flails his limbs to escape, you put your other arm around a street light's pole, and then grab the corner of a building.
>Put the purse snatcher on your arm and pull back with him.
>Like a slingshot.
>Then you let go and he flings into the sky and disappears with a twinkle.
>You turn back to your one witness of this heroic triumph.
>She smiles at you.
>"What do I owe you?"
"A true hero does not need a reward..."
>Before she can respond, you fling yourself back to the rooftops.
>Only to see a mass of ponies somewhere in the distance.
"What in the world is this madness?"
>Flop back down and sneakily slide along the ground like a buttery noodle.
>Somehow the material Rarity used doesn't get dirty.
>You approach the crowd and poke your head up.
>Rainbow Dash is posing for the crowd.
>Tap the nearest pony, Roseluck.
>She turns.
"What happened here?"
>"Oh my gosh you should have seen it! She stopped a baby from flying off that cliff there!"
"Why is there even a cliff with a road going down to it?"
>She shrugs.
>"Dunno but it was awesome! Hey what's with the get up?"
"I'm a superhero."
>Lyra turns around and says angrily, "Yeah right, Rainbow is more of a hero than you could ever be."
"Excuse me? All she can do is fly."
>"Yeah well she can do it really fast. What can YOU do?"
>Rose looks at you, "Yeah what CAN you do?"
>They both eye you.
"I'm going to leave, there's probably some more trouble somewhere else."
>You turn around and shoot your arm across town.
>Then sling your body to your arm.
>Splat into the house there and reassemble holding on to the window.
>Inside is a family of four eating lunch.
>Two fillies, a mom, and a dad all staring at you.
>The smallest filly drops her fork.
>Slide off the window and land on the ground.
>Suddenly there is a loud crack noise.
>Look to your left and see four older p0nies on a breaking balcony.
>That cocky cunt Rainbow is shouting something.
>Huh.
>Cocky cunt.
>That doesn't even make sense.
>Fling yourself up and grab all of them and safely land with a splat.
>Because of how squishy your body is, when you hit the ground your body cushions their fall.
>They stand up awestruck staring at you when Rainbow puts down the balcony confused as to why there are no p0nies in it.
>You stand up and strike a pose for the camera ponies surrounding you.
>Rainbow looks furious back there but you decide that posing for cameras is more important.
"Remember everyp0ny! If you are ever in danger, just scream!"
>After you finish posing for them, you shoot yourself across the town.
>You land on someone's house but who cares, you're a hero.
>"Hey you!"
>Turn around to see Rainbow.
>"I don't know who you are, but you can't be killing my spotlight like that!"
>Okay so she sees that you resemble a human but still cant put 1 and 1 together?
>Wow these p0nies are dense.
>You put on a more manly voice.
"Did you ever think to brag AFTER you save them?"
>Her ears flatten and she looks away.
>"Well not exac-"
"That's my point. You aren't cut out for the hero business, kid. Go home."
>"Not cut out... I SAVED TWO P0NIES TODAY! A little filly trapped in a well, and a baby going off a cliff! How many did YOU save?!"
>Stupid bitch.
"I saved Octavia from getting her purse stolen, and then those four elderly p0nies... So I got you beat by three."
>She huffs.
"Like I said, go home."
>She zooms up into the sky and takes off.
"What a bitch."
>"Y-you said it."
>Turn to your left and see Fluttershy sitting there.
"When did you get here?"
>"Th-this is m-my house."
>You look around and see you aren't even near town anymore.
"Oh."
>Jump off the roof, explode into a pile of sauce, reassemble, and start walking to town.
>Flinging yourself is fun, but it's good to walk sometimes too.
>Fluttershy comes up next to you.
>"S-so um...what's your name?"
>These dense ponies.
"I am the one..."
>Point a finger in the sky.
"The only..."
>Then pull your hand back and make a fist and flex.
"Ghetti Man!"
>You stretch your body up to the height of a tree and pose.
>Then you go back to the ground.
"Maybe I should work on that."
>"Y-yeah... So do you have a fetish?"
>Before you have the chance to react, there is a faint yell in the distance.
"DUTY CALLS!"
>Shoot your arm out to the town square building.
>Since you're so far away it takes a few seconds.
>Fluttershy just looks up at you with her head tilted to the side.
"Just wait for it."
>You feel your hand hit the top and you grab.
"DUTY CALLS! FOR REAL THIS TIME!"
>Pull your body to your arm and your are flung across town in a matter of seconds.
>Your body hits the building and splats.
>Then the mess you made falls down to the ground with a plop.
>Reform and look around for the scream.
>Then you see a pegasus pony sitting in a cloud.
>She screams out.
"Guess that's who."
>You stretch your body up to the cloud.
>Flitter is tied to the cloud, by clouds, while Cloudchaser licks her lips and is about to eat her out.
"Incest cloud rape? Really?"
>Cloudchaser is shocked by your sudden appearance and you use this time to bring your monstrously huge spaghetti hand up and flick her.
>She flies away into the Everfree forest.
>You shrink your hand back to normal and untie Flitter.
>"Thank you so much!"
"No problem citizen, all in a days work."
>Shrink back down and Flitter follows you.
>"No really thank you! She's been acting strange for a while now and...well I don't know if I would have been able to escape. Thank you."
>Bend down and pet the cute mare's mane.
"All in a days work."
>Suddenly you hear ponies cheering.
>They must be cheering for your awesome >rape preventing.
>When you turn towards the sound you see an open door.
>Walk over and peer inside.
>Rainbow Dash stands on a stage with sunglasses and answers questions asked by ponies wearing Rainbow stuff.
"What the hell?"
>Applejack sees you and pulls you over.
>"Hey Ah remember you! You're the one who saved mah friend Tavi from gettin' her purse snatched!"
>Whoa Applejack is friends with Octavia? Who would have known?
"Erm yes she already thanked me."
>Walk forward a bit to see what's going on when another pony pulls you aside.
>You don't recognize this one.
>He has a fake Rainbow mane hat on, and is wearing a Rainbow cutie mark shirt.
>Then he pulls out twenty more of each from behind him.
>"I sell Rainbow and Rainbow accessories."
"Okay then..."
>Back away and into one of the fillies.
>When you turn you are met with the eyes of all of them.
>Rainbow sees you and flies down from the stage glaring at you.
>"So... Come to challenge me huh?"
"Not really. Just wondering what sort of Fom Toolery was going on here."
>"What? Oh whatever, move aside I have pictures to be taken."
>She pushes you over to the rest of the mane 6.
>Except Pinkie. She's blissfully eating some cake.
>AJ sits next to you and gives a weird look to Twilight and Rarity looks at Fluttershy strangely too.
>Wait...
>How did Fluttershy get here so fast?
>She comes over to you and starts rubbing her ass on you.
"Okay it was nice being here but... I think I hear crime calling so bye!"
>You run out of there.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>For once all day today, nop0ny is yelling for help.
>After giving out a sigh of relief, you walk home.
>You crash on your couch and fall asleep.
>Fighting evil is tough.
>The sound of knocking awakes you.
>Open your eyes and still see through the mask you have on.
>Good, still disguised.
>Get up and walk over to open the door.
>Rarity stands there.
>"Ah yes Anony-"
>Whip her inside before she can finish and shut she door.
>"What in the world is going on Anon? You should never treat a lady like that you brute!"
"I don't want you to spoil my identity! I'm Ghetti Man not Anon!"
>She huffs and heads towards the door.
>"Fine but I seriously doubt anyp0ny would be so dense as to not notice-"
>She opens the door and six fillies come running in.
>A little white one speaks.
>"Hey Ghetti Man! We wanted to thank you for saving our grandparents!"
>The rest agree while Rarity facehoofs.
>Then they pull out various shiny items and hold them to you.
>"We wanted to give you these because of what you did!"
"Now now fillies, you put those away. A true hero needs nothing more than a simple thank you."
>A light blue one steps forward.
>"But Rainbow Dash said-"
>There is a loud scream.
"I have to go!"
>Run past all of them and outside to survey the land.
>A punctured hot air balloon is flying down to the ground with a pony in it.
>It seems to be flying... Right at you.
>You know you should have had your house closer to the city...
>A purple and black figure bounces on some buildings as you stretch up to the size of a giant.
>The purple and black thing is distracted by you when it jumps at the balloon, and it trips and faceplants in it.
>You grab the basket, stop it from falling, save both of them.
>Then a rainbow streak hits your hand.
>It's Rainbow.
>She rubs a hoof with her head.
>"Ouch... Hey watch where you're at Ghetti Man!"
"How about you watch where you're flying, show off!"
>Set down the basket and shrink back to your original size and Rainbow approaches you.
>But she is washed away by the swarm of ponies with cameras coming at you.
>Followed by the mayor.
>"Move aside."
>They move out of the way and she walks forward.
>"Our town has a new hero! Ghetti Man!"
>The crowd roars in cheers and approval.
>The black and purple suited pony runs off.
>You decide that doesn't matter enough to investigate.
>After hours of answering questions about the five seconds that took place there, they finally leave.
"Fuck..."
>Make sure no one is looking and head inside your house.
>As you close the door a disgustingly familiar smell hits you.
>Fluttershy juice...
>You turn and see nothing.
"Maybe I'm crazy..."
>Head to the bathroom and take off your suit.
>When walk out of the bathroom naked, guess who's right there?
>Fluttershy.
>Her wings shoot out.
>"O-oh my~"
"How long have you been standing there?"
>"L-Long enough... Ghetti M-Man..."
"Damn it Fluttershy... Please don't tell anyp0ny about this okay?"
>She strolls up to you and boops your dick with her tongue.
>You back up.
>"What's in it for me?"
>This bitch.
"Fuck, fine what do you want?"
>"I want you. Inside of me. Now."
>Demanding whore.
"Fine Fluttershy. Just keep your end of the deal."
>She nods and then squeaks of excitement.
>She runs into your room and hops on the bed.
>You get on the bed on top of her.
>"What are we gonna do on the bed Anon?"
"Shut the fuck up Fluttershy."
>And you spend the rest of the night.
>Unwillingly Fucking Fluttershy.


>Saucy day in Equestria.
>You wake up and stretch out.
>And break a lamp.
>Shit forgot you had powers.
>Fluttershy stirs in bed.
>Good thing she didn't fall asleep attached to you.
>Slip out of bed and head to the bathroom.
>You look at your suit in the mirror as you brush your teeth.
>Then you whip out your dick to take a piss.
>But it doesn't look like piss that comes out.
>It looks like.
"SAUCE?!"
>Fluttershy zooms up next to you.
>You should really shut the door when you use the bathroom.
>"What's wrong sweetie?!"
>She looks at your dick.
>Then the toilet which is full of sauce.
>Look over at her.
>You came on her chest last night, because even you could not finish inside of something that cute.
>There is Parmesan cheese on her.
"Great... So I pee spaghetti sauce and cum Parmesan cheese... Good thing it doesn't hurt though."
>Shoo Fluttershy out and take a shower.
>Then you put on your suit and head downstairs.
>And are greeted by a sad looking Fluttershy and the smell of delicious pancakes.
>Take off the head piece to your costume and sit down at the table.
>Then dig in to some beautifully crafted pancakes.
>Stop for a moment and look up at her.
"Why the... Long face?"
>You laugh internally at your stupid horse joke.
>"Why don't you love me?"
>You finish what you had stuffed into your face.
"Sorry Shy. You're just too clingy. Now Pinkie... Damn I'd like a slice of that Pie..."
>"I do all these things for you. B-But the only time y-you even notice me is when I threaten t-to reveal your identity... Are you even listening?!"
>Turn back to her from staring out the window imagining nailing Pinkie.
"Uh yeah I was listening."
>"What did I say then?"
"You like elephants. I mean I'm not going to judge you, if that's what you're into."
>She looks really pissed but before she says anything, there is a loud group scream.
>Put on your mask.
"Thanks for the meal Shy, gotta go!"
>You open your door and shoot your arm out to a building.
>There is a runaway cart of ponies.
>Heading straight to the road that goes down the cliff.
>Seriously why the fuck would they make that?
>Population control maybe?
>No no that's a sick thought.
>You see Rainbow fly down to the side of the cart.
>She says her phrase and flies to the front to stop it.
>Dumbass.
>She gets ran over by it.
>Dumb horse doesn't understand physics.
>You fling yourself down to the drop off of the cliff.
>Then put your hands out in front of you and stretch them to the size of houses.
>And you grab the cart, saving all of those ponies.
>The same purple and black pony walks away from your hand with her head hung.
>Guess she's not cut out for the hero business.
>You shrink back down and the ponies cheer for you.
"It's no problem, I assure you."
>Rainbow flies up to you.
>"Stop it, I totally had everything under control there!"
>The others give her 'are you fucking serious' looks.
>One of them, Filthy Rich, walks up to you.
>"I want you to have this. Don't say no."
>He hands you a sack of bits.
"Well thank you Filthy."
>He grumbles.
>"Rich..."
"Yeah that. Alright see ya later! And remember if you're in danger, just scream!"
>Stretch your arm out to a building and fling up there.
>Somehow you do it easy enough that you don't splat, you just stand up there.
>Maybe you're getting better at this.
>You look around.
"Seems peaceful enough...I wonder why these things don't happen so often."
>Lean against a chimney and gaze up at the sky.
>So nice.
>So peaceful.
>Some strange noises are coming to the right of you.
>You turn and see a construction site.
>They're making some sort of building or something.
>A weird noise followed by smoke coming from a machine, makes a crane throw a piece of wood at the structure.
"SHIT!"
>You fling yourself down there.
>Rainbow comes too and tries to say her phrase before doing anything.
>As she's being fucktarded, the purple and black mare runs up and picks up a pony.
>He has no idea who she is and freaks out, causing her to drop him.
>Quickly stretch your hand out and grab him with a swipe before a metal beam hits him.
>Then set him down outside of the mess and grab two other construction ponies that were holding each other as a huge piece of wood falls at them.
>You put them next to the first.
>A pallet of bricks is falling down on a construction pony.
>Grab it before it hits and put it down next to him.
>Then you pick him up and put him to the side.
>Rainbow is talking to the purple and black pony about something and they don't see the pipe falling towards them.
>QUICK THINK!
>Pull back your hand and fling yourself at them.
>You grab them both and land in a bush.
>The rest of the building collapses.
>Stand up and get out of the bush.
>So do the other two.
>Rainbow makes a pose.
>"And that's how you save some lives!"
>A construction pony stands.
>"Actually, Ghetti Man saved us. Not you."
>A crowd of ponies comes at you while Rainbow and the purple and black pony leave.
>They barrage you with pictures and questions.
"And I'm off. But remember..."
>The crowd finishes it before you.
>"If you are ever in danger, just scream!"
>Shoot your arm off to a large tree in the distance.
>You sit on a branch and relax.
"I don't get enough time for myself anymore."
>Sleep approaches you as you lay there.
>The sound of voices awake you.
>You look around and see a waterfall with a dam up in the distance.
>Didn't even know there was one here.
>As you watch it you see the purple and black pony walking with Rainbow up there.
"This can't be good..."
>You slip slap spladoodle down the tree like a moist noodle and slide along the ground up to the two mares walking and talking.
>Rainbow Dash turns to the purple and black pony, "You think this will work? I mean what if we can't fix it?"
>"I'm sure it will."
>Stand up behind them and watch as Rainbow flies to the dam and bucks it.
>It shatters like glass and she is swept up in the current of water.
>She catches herself on a log and then the purple and black pony levitates all the rocks to fix it.
>Hold on just a second... If you cause a problem and fix it for the fame, that makes you a villain!
>Stretch yourself out and grab all of the rock pieces from their magical fields.
>The purple and black pony backs off as you step into the water and fix the dam.
>It was like fixing a puzzle.
>Besides the risk if you don't do it fast enough, all of the ponies will drown.
>After you fix it, you're met with more cheers from passerby ponies.
>You step out of the water and go back to normal size.
>Rainbow storms up to you dripping with water.
>"Dang it Ghetti Man! Why do you always do better than me?!"
"Saving lives is not a competition."
>"Yeah well whatever! The only thing I have that you don't is the ability to fly!"
>She angrily flies back to town.
>She's getting pretty annoying... You should probably demonstrate why she has no chance.
>Walk to the edge of the mountain and grab two trees.
>Then you run backwards and jump, launching yourself forwards.
>You fly right past her and in the second your eyes meet you swear she farted in sheer terror.
>Squish against the ground and reform.
>She lands next to you.
>"How did you-"
>Another crowd of ponies comes from nowhere as Rainbow flies away to dodge them.
>They bring you to the town square where the mayor is at the podium about to speak.
>She looks over and signals for you to come up there.
>You do and the crowd cheers again.
>"Why don't you say some words of inspiration Ghetti Man?"
>She moves aside.
>You walk up and raise the microphone.
"I have nothing to say about anything, I'm just here to help. Okay, I'll take questions."
>A yellow pony with a squiggly blue mane raises her hoof.
"Yes?"
>"What is it like saving ponies?"
"Uh... It makes me feel good I guess."
>Another hoof goes up in the back.
>It's a tiny one.
>The crowd moves so you can see it.
>It's Snips.
>"How can I be a superhero too?"
>You chuckle.
"Eat your vegetables."
>Some laughs come from the crowd.
>A tan hoof goes up.
>It's Roseluck.
>"Remember us?"
>She pulls Lyra to her.
>"We were the first to talk to you remember?"
>Lyra nods, "Yeah and we were so accepting of you right?"
>You laugh and shake your head.
>They are scoffed and yelled at.
>A wild Rainbow appears.
>Right in your face.
>"Ghetti Man, I have a question. Take off your mask."
>She lunges for it and your body goes into noodle mode.
>You fall to the ground limp and slither away.
>She runs after you into an alley.
>"You never answered my question!"
"That wasn't even a question!"
>Then she is tackled by the purple and black pony.
>Stand up and fling yourself to the building next to you.
>Then watch over the edge as two more ponies wearing those costumes come out.
"So there was more than one?"
>The first one takes off her mask and it's Pinkie.
>Rainbow is confused.
>"Pinkie?! It was you?"
>Then the second one steps out from behind her.
>She takes off her mask.
>"APPLEJACK?!"
>And finally the third one.
>"Twilig-oh wait that one makes sense. You should learn how to change your voice."
>The rest of the mane six come out and explain themselves in this massively failed scheme to teach Rainbow a lesson.
>Rainbow stands up.
>"I understand and I'm done being the hero. I shouldn't have bragged so much."
>Twilight's jaw drops.
>"How did you know that?!"
>You jump down off the roof.
"Maybe you shouldn't try some crazy stunt like that just to get a point across. You should have just told her."
>Rarity nods.
>"Well said Anonymous. Well said."
>The rest of them gasp (except Fluttershy).
"Damn it Rarity."
>You take off your mask and they stare at you.
>Then Twilight speaks.
>"Well I guess it does seem like more than a coincidence that Ghetti Man appeared when you left yesterday..."
>You facepalm.
"Ya think?"
>Rainbow looks around at all of you, "Well I'm sorry to all of you. Including you, 'Ghetti Man.'"
>She laughs at the name.
>Fluttershy flies over to you and whispers in your ear, "So Anon, is being the hero your fetish?"
>You shoot your arm out to a house far away and put your mask on.
"Nope."
>As you hear Fluttershy scream in frustration, you fling to the house and get on the roof.
>You stand there for a few minutes just watching over the town.
>Rainbow flies up next to you.
>"So what are you gonna do now?"
"What I do best..."
>There's a scream off in the distance.
"Save the day!"
>You fling off into the town to fight crime.