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  1. [20:19:07] <pisovviet> You should drink some coffee
  2. [20:19:18] <dr_cheeto> gotta start eatin some prunes, dirk
  3. [20:19:20] <dr_cheeto> get some roughage
  4. [20:19:36] <pisovviet> Always have to take a dump half an hour after a big bowl of delicious coffee
  5. [20:19:47] <dr_cheeto> >bowl
  6. [20:19:54] <metztlimelnarr> coffee and a cigg always gets it moving
  7. [20:24:51] *** dr_cheeto a quitté la salle
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  15. [20:34:21] <neverlastingfear> A bowl of coffee? Really
  16. [20:34:58] <manly> >bowl
  17. [20:35:00] <manly> wat
  18. [20:35:17] <st_boltzmann> what you dont vape your coffee beans
  19. [20:35:23] <st_boltzmann> its the best way to get your dose
  20. [20:35:47] <metztlimelnarr> lol, I'm sure you could
  21. [20:36:27] <neverlastingfear> DOSE?
  22. [20:36:33] <pisovviet> what's wrong with a bowl of coffee?
  23. [20:36:57] <neverlastingfear> DAILY DOSE?
  24. [20:36:58] <neverlastingfear> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YA0QxPZoOg
  25. [20:37:21] <st_boltzmann> dude thats extra strength
  26. [20:37:34] <st_boltzmann> you save if for times of exceptional weakness
  27. [20:37:36] <neverlastingfear> Normal stuff is too weak for me doc
  28. [20:37:43] <st_boltzmann> im not sure what to say if you hit that dose daily
  29. [20:38:03] *** Sheen a rejoint la salle comme un participant
  30. [20:38:06] <st_boltzmann> might have to put you on the detox
  31. [20:38:39] <neverlastingfear> NO DOC NO.
  32. [20:39:08] <pisovviet> well
  33. [20:39:23] <pisovviet> how do you dip your croissant and toast if you drink it from a cup?
  34. [20:39:28] <pisovviet> you cant, it's too small
  35. [20:39:35] <Kan'loch> >dip toast into coffee
  36. [20:39:38] <Kan'loch> .. dude
  37. [20:39:39] <Kan'loch> what
  38. [20:39:39] <neverlastingfear> You dip those in coffee?
  39. [20:39:40] <neverlastingfear> what
  40. [20:39:51] <st_boltzmann> why not
  41. [20:39:56] *** Sheen a quitté la salle
  42. [20:39:58] <manly> what
  43. [20:39:59] <manly> no
  44. [20:39:59] <Kan'loch> you dont put toast in coffee
  45. [20:39:59] <pisovviet> what the fucking shit?
  46. [20:40:00] <neverlastingfear> No, if you really want them mixed, you take a bite of toast, and sip the coffee
  47. [20:40:02] <manly> that's fucked
  48. [20:40:09] <pisovviet> do you guys know anything about breakfast?
  49. [20:40:11] <Kan'loch> you butter your toast and have tea.
  50. [20:40:14] <manly> the only thing you can dip in coffee is a donut
  51. [20:41:08] <manly> and even then it has to be one of those cake donuts with no frosting or glaze
  52. [20:41:12] <manly> so you don't taint the coffee
  53. [20:41:15] <st_boltzmann> please manly
  54. [20:41:18] <pisovviet> manly
  55. [20:41:20] <st_boltzmann> stop pretending you know wnaything
  56. [20:41:28] <st_boltzmann> about coffee dipping
  57. [20:41:30] <pisovviet> do you put sugar in your coffee?
  58. [20:41:32] <manly> no
  59. [20:41:46] <Kan'loch> you canucks are weird
  60. [20:41:52] <manly> black no sugar
  61. [20:41:53] <Kan'loch> who dips toast
  62. [20:41:56] <pisovviet> but then
  63. [20:41:58] <manly> pure coffee
  64. [20:42:01] <Kan'loch> toast is not for dipping
  65. [20:42:17] <pisovviet> when you dip your disgusting donut in it, what do you think happends to the sugar on that donut?
  66. [20:42:27] <st_boltzmann> toast is not for dipping
  67. [20:42:32] <manly> that's why i said a donut with no frosting or glaze
  68. [20:42:33] <st_boltzmann> get out
  69. [20:42:38] <manly> so there's no sugar getting in the coffee
  70. [20:42:44] <Kan'loch> st_boltzmann: toast is not for dipping.
  71. [20:42:47] <manly> ^
  72. [20:42:54] <metztlimelnarr> it would have sugar in it regarless
  73. [20:43:01] <pisovviet> ok, toast may be the wrong word. We call them tartine
  74. [20:43:12] <Kan'loch> you put butter on toast, you put jam on toast, you make sandwiches with toast
  75. [20:43:16] <Kan'loch> you do not dip toast
  76. [20:43:28] <manly> it's probably those faggy little coffeeshop toast pieces
  77. [20:43:42] <st_boltzmann> youve never dipped your toast
  78. [20:43:48] <st_boltzmann> in soft boiled eggs
  79. [20:44:02] <manly> oh god yes
  80. [20:44:20] <manly> i do my eggs sunny-side up for that specific purpose
  81. [20:44:27] <Kan'loch> you can dip toast in eggs
  82. [20:44:29] <Kan'loch> that is ok
  83. [20:44:32] <Kan'loch> not in coffee
  84. [20:44:34] <Kan'loch> that is bad
  85. [20:44:57] <dirkaction> http://sonohara.donmai.us/data/5c83f138799bf19bb0893ed1e62cd1f9.jpg
  86. [20:45:08] <manly> you have to preserve the sanctity of coffee
  87. [20:45:14] <manly> it's the most important part of breakfast
  88. [20:46:38] <neverlastingfear> >drinking coffee black
  89. >Not with superior French Vanilla creamers
  90. [20:46:40] <neverlastingfear> faggotssssssssss
  91. [20:47:18] <pisovviet> >putting vanilla cream in your coffee
  92. [20:47:27] <pisovviet> I'm french and I DONT approve this faggotry
  93. [20:47:28] <neverlastingfear> Also. not many kinds of products in my opinion, should be dipped in coffee.
  94. [20:47:59] <neverlastingfear> pisov, umad that it's amazing coffee?
  95. [20:48:28] <pisovviet> I'm made you'd ruin the taste of coffee with that shit
  96. [20:48:55] <Kan'loch> >french
  97. [20:48:55] <pisovviet> put so much sugar you turn it into an energy drink if you want, but dont add vanilla cream
  98. [20:48:56] <Kan'loch> ok lol
  99. [20:49:25] <dirkaction> vanilla is good
  100. [20:49:31] <dirkaction> u mad fags with no tastebuds?
  101. [20:49:33] <dirkaction> u made?
  102. [20:49:41] <pisovviet> oh, yes, vanilla is good
  103. [20:49:51] <dirkaction> because if you don't like vanilla you have no tastebuds
  104. [20:50:03] <metztlimelnarr> adding flavors to coffee is like adding flavors to beer, you mustn't like the taste of it in the first place.....
  105. [20:50:07] <pisovviet> but it just dont mix well with coffee
  106. [20:50:18] <st_boltzmann> a new mene is borned
  107. [20:50:22] <neverlastingfear> beer and coffee taste like ass anyway (beer is ass)
  108. [20:50:23] <dirkaction> I have vanilla cappicinos
  109. [20:50:26] <dr_cheeto> oh boy i luv memes
  110. [20:50:26] <dirkaction> s'cool
  111. [20:50:28] <dr_cheeto> luv 2 meme
  112. [20:52:27] <neverlastingfear> I have a serious question. Why would you put sugar in coffee. I have literally put sugar in varying amounts and it all tasted like ass to me
  113. [20:52:41] <neverlastingfear> I have no idea why you would do it, since coffee is strong enough without it anyway
  114. [20:52:52] <st_boltzmann> sugar makes coffee taste like shit to me
  115. [20:52:59] <st_boltzmann> either black or with 10% cream
  116. [20:53:16] <st_boltzmann> but with sugar its just like bleeehh
  117. [20:53:16] <manly> if you're putting anything in coffee, you're missing the point of it
  118. [20:53:33] <st_boltzmann> what lol
  119. [20:53:41] <manly> coffee is just a caffeine delivery system
  120. [20:53:42] <st_boltzmann> stop being such a hipster
  121. [20:53:48] <st_boltzmann> oh
  122. [20:53:53] <st_boltzmann> youre just retarded
  123. [20:53:54] <st_boltzmann> gottit
  124. [20:53:56] <manly> lol
  125. [20:54:06] <manly> >manly is retarded
  126. [20:54:09] <manly> >news at 11
  127. [20:57:12] <Kan'loch> coffee tastes like ass
  128. [20:57:16] <Kan'loch> i prefer tea
  129. [20:57:26] <Kan'loch> though i am a refined gentleman, unlike you uncooth swine.
  130. [20:57:27] *** Sheen a rejoint la salle comme un participant
  131. [20:57:59] <manly> tea is for faggots
  132. [20:58:09] <st_boltzmann> i like both
  133. [20:58:21] <st_boltzmann> coffee is a full dose
  134. [20:58:26] <manly> first post-crucible super loss goes toooooooooooo
  135. [20:58:28] <manly> WHITE NOISE.
  136. [20:58:29] <st_boltzmann> tea is quarter dose
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