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  1. Pozy was born in 1994 to a Hasidic Jew father and a polish mother, in the town of Międzybórz, Poland. As a young child he followed his father through the market stalls; as his father was a well known money-lender. It was said that Pozy learned his shekel-scrounging ways from his late alcoholic father from these days.
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  3. His father wasn't always a drunkard, though. This was considered to be a direct result of a tragic event
  4. in Young Pozy's childhood. His father would often take Pozy to the zoo in nearby Wrocław, to help foster
  5. a love for zoology. At the ripe young age of six, Pozy, infatuated with a small fox that was scampering
  6. about, climbed over the bars and into the fox pit. His father yelled for the young boy to stop, but he
  7. simply couldn't be deterred from his attempt to touch fluffy tail. After several horrifying minutes of
  8. being unable to save his son from the ravaging foxes, the zoo crew eventually managed to free Pozy from
  9. his ordeal in the enclosure.
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  11. Now, much to the surprise (and dismay) of his father, this created for Pozy a sort of Stockholm-Syndrom,
  12. as opposed to a scarring event as would be expected. He became, as the doctors noted, infatuated with
  13. foxes. Pozy's father, fearing for his eternal salvation, forbid Pozy from ever again visiting the zoo.
  14. Despite his father's best effort, and the additional efforts of the zoo staff, Pozy found another way to
  15. get his fix of the fox... That is, the woods on the west side of town. After several hours spent tripping over sticks and stones, Pozy finally sniffed out the wild fox dens. He spent the next several days crawling around half naked, immersing himself in the scents of the forest. Unbeknownst to Pozy (and luckily so), the coupling done between him and the zoo foxes prevented the wild foxes from simply tearing him apart; instead, these foxes welcomed him into their community. As such, the young boy, raised for many moons by the foxes, grew to resent the congestion of the city life.
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  17. During his time with the foxes, Pozy met a cute boy fox, whose name sounded something like Klick-click-tick-eick. It was said that Pozy took his knot nightly, lying with his fuzzy flame. This continued for many moons, until the search party led by Pozy's father eventually stumbled upon the lair of degeneracy.
  18. Pozy was dragged out of the dens, as were many of the foxes; the hunters lined up, ready to fire. Just as they were about to fire, though, Pozy dove in front of his furred family, begging his father to spare the animals; in return, he would never again visit the fox dens.
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  20. Pozy's parents, upon their son reaching eight years old, enrolled Pozy in a public school. Despite the best efforts of the local police, the word of Pozy's illicit endeavors had gotten out. For the most part, his classmates, being too young to understand the concept of anal ravaging, left Pozy to himself. However, his upperclassman, and the nearby middle-schoolers were not so kind. Pozy's father was distraught; though he did bear much love for Poland, it seemed that his son would not likely find a welcoming education in Poland due to the stigma and bullying received daily.
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  22. The only choice, then, was to leave their country for far away lands. Unfortunately, due to the pervasiveness of the new era internet, most European school children would know of the disturbing tale. Pozy's mother begged her husband to take their child far, far away, to the magical land of America. They were nearly turned away at Ellis Island due to Pozy's toxocariasis that he contracted from his feline fucktoy, but the doctor took pity on the young boy due to his horribly inflamed and prolapsed anus.
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  24. Pozy was enrolled in a New York elementary school, in a small second grade class. Luckily, not a soul there know of his tragic past; however, Pozy, only knowing one of the demonic tribal tongues (polish), was unable to understand a single one of them. And so, despite moving halfway across the globe, Pozy's mother resolved to homeschool the poor child herself. Historians would later say this is likely where a good portion of Pozy's communist ideals were gained.
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