/mlp/ Halloween bash

>Halloween in Equestria.
"I don't want to go!"
>"Why not? It'll be awesome!"
"I'm not some little kid. I don't want to go trick or treating."
>"But the whole gang's going."
>You are Anon.
>And currently you're arguing Pinkie.
>Every year her and the Mane 6 go trick or treating as a way to get out and have fun.
>You want nothing to do with it.
>First off, it'll be dark and ponies would be dressed up and covering their faces, making it harder to a void Fluttershy and her rape attempts.
>Secondly, you're not 10. You have ball hair now, you're no longer a boy.
>No one was a boy after Saigon.
>"Anon? Anoooonnnnn?"
>Shake your head of the memories and screams of men slowly dying.
>"C'mon man. Fluttershy worked hard to pick the right costume for you.
>She holds up a sock.
"What the fuck kinda costume is that?"
>"Fluttershy said to (looks at hoof with poorly written instructions on what to say) use this to thor-thorou-
>Help her with her word.
"Thoroughly."
>"Yeah! Thoroughly cover your jimmy."
>"I guess that means she wants you to put your candy in it."
"No, Pinkie. It means she only wants me to wear the sock over my dick and nothing else."
>"Oh..."
"How the hell did you think that meant candy?"
>She just stares at you.
>Then she lets out a massive fart.
>"Well see-ya later tonight Anon."
>She begins to walk away.
>"Oh yeah! One more thing."
>The half retarded pink mare turns around.
>"If you don't come I'll bring you a bloody reckoning while you sleep at night and stain your walls with your blood."
"..."
>"Well bye Anon."
>Slowly shut the door.
"Fuck."
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>1 hour later
>At Anon's house.
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>You're still Anon.
>After the thirty minutes of crying, you decide you need to go.
>But your costume won't do.
>Ain't no way in hell you're wearing a sock.
"Well if I'm going, I might as well go as something I like."
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>Later that night.
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>Still be Anon.
"Well. I got my costume ready and I drank enough booze to get me through the night but not enough to leave vulnerable against stupid yellow melsto."
>Take one last sip of your home made brew; Wharmpess.
"Let's do this."
>Begin the trek to Pinkie's house where your all meeting.
>After a 10 min walk that consisted of people trying to guess exactly what kind of person would dress up as such a horrific monster, you made it to Pinkie's.
>Knock on the door.
>Pinkie answer.
>"Helloooo An-onnn."
>She slowly looks up.
>"NO i-it can't be."
"That's right Pinkie."
>"You're- you're a monster."
"No. I'm /mlp/."
>Walk into the house pushing Pinkie aside.
>You wear a Fedora with a My little Pony t-shirt you bought at Hot Topic stained with the tears from watching the ending of Season 3.
>Behind you, you pull a wagon with your figurine collection of all the characters from MLP and a hard copy of your favorite Flutter Rape story from Swift Monkey.
>To top it all off, the very thing that made your autism spread wider; your neck beard.
>It glistened in the soft glow from the jack o' lantern.
>"Hey Anon glad ypou could OH MY CELESTIA!"
>Turn to see Rarity screaming at your look.
>Laugh maniacally.
>Ponies begin to run from you.
>Laugh as you begin stuffing candy under your man-boobs.
>However, there is one pony that does not falter.
>Her yellow coat and pink mane stick out from the orange and black decor.
>The yellow heroin begins making her way closer to you.
"Shit!"
>Before you can move Fluttershy is right next to you.
>"D-did you not like the costume I chose?"
"... Fuck off."
>She completely ignores your order.
>"Guess what I am!"
"No."
>"O-oh well I'm a bat pony."
>She flashes you her artificial fangs, her wings were dyed black along with her ears.
>How you didn't notice this first is beyond you.
"You're WHAT?!"
>"A-a b-bat p-pony."
>Hiss at her.
"You're the cancer of MLP. what are you some sort of faggot? Why don't you just leave Summer Fag? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class..."
>After you speech of hate you pant and look for a response from Flutterbat.
>"..... Wanna have sex."
"You mean my insults didn't hurt you."
>"No."
"How?"
>"Because at /mlp/ everyone's equally a huge faggot."
"I- I guess I never thought of it like that."
>"So how about we go and make love sweeter than candy?"
"Nope you're still a cancerous faggot."
>And with that you leave cancerous faggotshy behind to start on a new adventure.
>And kept your virginity.
>Because
>You're a Maid Fag.