Incubi Anon

>It's finally ready, the salts are spread, offerings placed
>This spell takes immense knowledge and magical power
>Luckily, you had both which means you're none other than Moondancer, Dork Extrodinaire
>After a few words with a fellow bookworm friend who happens to be an alicorn, you got access to a hidden Library within the palace
>And you're going to use this limitless knowledge wisely, by summoning yourself an Incubus
>After repeated failed attempts with stallions this is what your lust has driven you to do
>If you were in any right mind it'd seem pathetic, but Celestia be Damned you need the D right now, morals won't stop you
>You begin to utter the secret incantation passed down through the millenia
"No Hooves, Not RGRE enough, Teat Twisting!"
>Your offerings evaporate, the ancient salts shuddering as dark magic engulfs the room
>In a blur with a flash everything disappears, leaving in their place thick smoke
>As it clears you see a figure starting to get up, it appears to be wearing clothes
>L-Lewd
>"Where the fuck am I?"
>You didn't think this far ahead
>Do you have to introduce yourself to an incubus or do they just follow your bidding?
>"I really need to stop drinking so much."
>It's walking towards you, act cool Moon!
"DEMON, I have summoned you here to fufill my bidding and do uh, well, do what Incubi do."
>Smooth like a Griffon's beak
>"Holy shit a talking horse!"
>Does this thing think you're a whorse?
"Maybe I wasn't clear, I summoned you so that we could possibly..."
>It's a demon from another realm with its purpose being to make you a mare, stop being so awkward for once
"I'M MOONDANCER AND I BROUGHT YOU HERE SO YOU'LL TAKE MY VIRGINITY"
>Probably not the most elegant way of putting it, the Incubi seems taken back by it
>"So you brought me here?"
"Yes!"
>"To fuck?"
"Y-Yes."
>"Can you send me back?"
>Even an Incubus doesn't want to buck you
>Maybe you just have to learn to accept being an unlovable mess of a mare with no redee-

>You're now Anon, and you're looking at an adorable pony bawl her eyes out
>What do you do, she wants you to take her virginity, it's too early in the morning to be coerced by a pony into sex
>Plus for all your outer confidence you're a Virgin too, do you really want to lose your virginity to a pony, even if they are Adorable?
>Better do something fast
"I didn't mean to upset you, are you okay?"
>"I'm Sorry. I must look so pathetic to you. Of course you wouldn't want to take me."
>Her every sentence is separated by sobs, you can't stop your inner whiteknight now
"If it'll make you feel better, I'll stay here with you for a while."
>You're going to regret this
>"REALLY?! You mean you will take my virginity?"
>IMMEDIATE REGRET
>But her eyes are sparkling with hope, you don't have the will to break her heart
>You'll just have to try and talk her out of it
"How about we just sit and talk for a while, get to know each other? I mean Virginity is a big deal."
>"But I've thought about it, I don't want to be a virgin forever. And the Wizard world is cutthroat."
>This mare right here just won't give up
>"Plus you're an Incubus, don't you live to seek out Virgins? Please, I'll do anything!"
"Alright let me stop you right there, I'm not an Incubus. I'm not some Virginity stealing demon."
>"O-Oh, so what are you?"
"I'm a Human called Anonymous. Just call me Anon."
>Before her coat was a cream color, but looking at her now it's almost completely red
>"You're not going to have sex with me?"
>She's starting to look sad again
"Not right away, I mean we can't get together before getting to know each other."
>You tried to let her down gently but it looks like you've failed

>You're holding back tears in order to not look like a colt, so you must be Moondancer again
>It's probably best to chalk this down as a failure and let the poor stallion go home
>Being transported to some alien world with a neckfluff mare trying to coerce you into sex must be creepy
"Anon, thanks for trying to be nice. But if you want to leave you can go, I don't want to force you to stay."
>"There's no need to worry, a cute pony like you will find someone willingly soon. I'm sure."
>Cute? He really thinks you're cute, take that Twilight, a stallion finds you cute
>When you snap out of your inner joy you realize you've both been sitting in complete silence for a minute or two
"Uh, are you leaving?"
>"I thought you knew how to send me back."
>The shocking realization is plastered on both your faces, Summoning is a one way kind of thing
>"Please don't tell me I'm stuck here."
"You're probably not stuck here."
>"Probably?"
>Time to put on a reassuring smile and talk your way out of this
"Well, I'll just need time to look for a way to send you back. With all the knowledge of gods at the Library I might find something!"
>"Might?"
>He's not buying it, say something before you have a colt breakdown on your hands
"Until then, you're welcome to stay with me. I mean it can't take too long."
>He looks like he's lost in thought for a moment, you can only pray he isn't mad at you until he looks up
>"Fine, I'll stay with you for a little while until you can do something.
"GREAT, you won't regret this Anon! I'll get you back home as soon as possible."
>Anon Sighs "Being upset won't solve anything, I guess we should head back to your place."
"Here we are, my humble abode."
>Considering everything that's happened, you shouldn't be so enthusiastic
>But on the other hand, a handsome stallion agreed to stay with you for a while
>After you summoned him here, forcibly, against his will, to have intercourse
>"It looks fairly cozy. Are you sure there enough room for me to stay?"
>His question snaps you out of your increasingly darker thoughts
>It's a good question, you don't exactly expect company or guests so no spare rooms
>But for situations like this you've been prepared well by your Eastern Pony comics
"You could. How about. Use my bed I insist!"
>Please say yes
>"I couldn't do that, I'd feel like a burden if you had to sleep on the floor."
>Of course he didn't think of sleeping in the same bed as you, don't be an idiot Moondancer
>You've come this far and you're not about to back down now, time to be a real alpha
"In that case, how about we both sleep in the bed. I mean it's big. NotthatIwanttosleepwithyou."
>Celestia just banish me now, there is no way he'll agree to-
>"Sure. I guess I can't be picky trapped on an alien world."
>Of course he agreed, you're Moondancer the most Alpha mare since 'Big Chest Tuft' Jane
>You can't help but break out into a little dance of happiness
>Coming back to your senses you realize Anon is right there staring at you with the biggest smile he can muster
>Any alpha points are lost the moment he picks you up like a foal, smile still plastered across his face
"Hey Anon, put me down please."
>But then he begins doing the unimaginable
>your stomach is the first to go in his constant barrage of attacks, your body cannot handle it
>His hoof appendages are so lewd and feel so good, you never want him to stop
>It feels like an eternity has passed, your whole mind is muddled and confused

>You've hit your limit, this mare is just too adorable to not give belly rubs to
>That likely means you're Anon still holding the helpless Moondancer
>She gave a valiant effort to resist, but after a minute of rubs her face became the very image of pleasure
>She's even shuddering, ponies must really love rubs
>As much as you'd like to keep this up it's late and you're too tired to even hold a little pony
>You walk into the bedroom Moony had pointed out earlier, it's spacious but still more of a pony designed room
>When you realize you're still holding the aforementioned pony you look to see if they have anything to say
>She's asleep wrapped around your arm, this world is going to give you a heart attack you know it
"Goodnight Moon."
>You manage to fit yourself and Moon into the bed, more comfortable than you'd think

>By the time you wake, it's morning and Moondancer is nowhere to be seen
>You'd think she would wake you up or something, but you shrug it off
>Heading into the kitchen you spot some toast, D'aww she must have made it for you before leaving
>Placing a piece into your mouth it's obvious it has been there a while
>How long have you been asleep?
>The door opening snaps you back to attention
>Moondancer's back, and by the sounds of it she brought a friend
>"Great, now the whole town knows genius."
>"Well you did summon an Incubi!"
>"I told you, he said he's not a demon."
>"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT DEMONS SAY!"
>This must be about you
"Hey girls, what're you discussing?"
>You take a few steps forward but the purple one raises a magical barrier
>"Don't come any closer Incubus. I will become a Wizard, it's my destiny!"
>Moondancer looks annoyed and shatters her friends purple wall
>"I've already told you he's not an Incubus. I'm still a Virgin too."
>"What about the sleeping together, and the snuggles!"
"I'm right here, all of that was just platonic. Humans do that to things they find cute."
>Saying that makes Moon's ears perk up, her face not sure if to be happy
>"Alright 'Human', I'll believe you for now. Since Moondancer only came to me to help find a way to send you back."
>You don't know what has this little horse so worked up, but anything that helps you get home is good
"So can you do it or am I stuck here?"
>"Well the answer is yes. To both."
"That doesn't help me understand at all."
>"You're stuck here for now, but I can send you back. It'll just take a little while."
"How long is a little while?"
>"Just a week or two, normally it'd be an easy home spell, but if you're really from a different world it takes more power."
>You're stuck in horseland for a few weeks, could be worse
"I guess I can stay with Moony until then. Shouldn't be too difficult."
>You can see Moondancer resisting the urge to do that adorable little dance again
>"Don't worry Anon. You can stay here as long as you need to. Inmybed."
>It'd probably be better if she didn't want your hot monkey dick though
>"Anyway, Moondancer and I have some very important things to discuss. Here are some bits, go entertain yourself."
>Well fuck you too purple horse
>Then again you've been dying to get a look at this world, you take the opportunity and grab what must be horse money and walk out
>Look out Pony Universe, Anon the snuggler is on the loose
>As you walk into town you can see ponies go wide eyed as they see you
>Mares seem to just stay there looking in shock, while stallions do their best to push them along away from you
>Can't exactly blame them, you're a walking Apex Predator
>You have money, stuck on an alien world
>Time to go get drunk
>Or you would, if it wasn't the middle of the morning and every bar looking place was closed
>Alright a cafe it is
>Finding the nearest one and picking out a seat was easy, but you could hear the mares shifting around in their seats
>Surprisingly the waiter comes to take an order
>You resist the urge to ask if they serve pony meat, and just get a coffee
>You finish your drink and the entire cafe is filled with silence, everyone stays perfectly still
>A little teal mare walks up to you
"Hello?"
>"Hey c-cutie. Let me buy you another drink."
>Why do all these cute little horses want the Dick?
>She hops up into the chair next to you, as the waiter brings another drink
>Looks like she expects something as her whole body almost tumbles off the chair leaning to you
"Alright come here."
>You pick her up, placing her silky body on your lap
>Everyone gasps in unison as you begin petting this cute little horse
>After a while she falls asleep from your care and you place her down
>Then another pony with another drink comes up, you give them the same treatment
>This process repeats for what seems like hours
>You can't even drink that much coffee, the cups start to fill out the table
>At your feet lie a dozen or so content mares
>The stallions in the room are giving you a stare you can only describe as wishing for your imminent demise
>They're just jealous you're drowning in horse pussy
>The door is almost knocked off it's hinges as the purple pony from earlier barges in, you think Moon called her Twilight
>"ANON!? What are you doing?"
"Well I was jus-"
>"I'm not listening to your manipulation. I knew letting a Incubi loose was a bad idea."
>Alright this tiny horse is begging for some relaxation right now
>"WHAT'RE YOU, PUT ME DOWN!"
>Before she can start ranting your fingers get to work, her body quivers as you massage every part of her coat
>Almost every part
>You don't think you're ready to fuck horses
>Her body spasms and ears twitch, eyes rolling into the back of her head
>My little pony can't be this cute
>A clear liquid sprays onto your suit pants
>You and Twilight both go into a moment of shock before magic consumes you, teleporting you back to Moondancers
>Her face remains bright red, not sure if to blame you or herself
>"I'm? You're? Sorry."
"Looks like I'm going to have to take these off and get them cleaned."
>Ponies are always naked anyway, they probably don't mind if you only have briefs
>As you strip down Moondancer walks in
>"Hey Twilight did you find An-"
>She cuts off when she notices you, half naked, the smell of mare musk in the air
>Twilight notices what this looks like too
>"I can explain."
>Moondancer looks absolutely pissed
>"I trusted you, I thought you wanted to be my friend now. Is trying to bed a colt I said I liked friendship!?"
>Tears start streaming down her face, do something Anon
"Moony I didn't"
>"I don't want to hear it, get out of my house! Twilight can help get you home if you love her so much."
>Another glow of magic engulfs you, this time throwing you into the dirt outside along with Twilight
>Twilight looks even more upset than you, tears beginning to form
>You quickly scoop her up and hug her tightly, she just lost a good friend and it's your fault
>She takes the opportunity to cry into your shoulder as you carry her to a bench
>After some coaxing she eventually she manages to recompose herself
"I'm sorry, I know this probably just ruined your friendship."
>"This is my fault Anon, I'm the mare here. I could've just stopped you from going further. I betrayed Moondancer's trust!"
>Tears are threatening to form again, but Twilight keeps herself in one piece
>With no alternatives she allows you to stay at a nearby Royal house
>It's bigger than the other buildings, the beds also seem to be made for larger beings
>Twilight assured you Moondancer just needed some time
>The news had been full of exaggerated spiel about an Incubi who is running around stealing virgins
>Twilight took the liberty of taking the key so you can't leave
>A quick glance outside and you can see a group of large mares standing in the town square holding signs stating VIRGIN
>Maybe Twilight was right, you should give it a day to die down before you're jumped by fat ponies

>Your bed is drenched in tears, you're Moondancer now
>Twilight stabbed you in the back and tried to get together with Anon after you had made it clear how much you loved him
>Even after all that talk of Sis before Colts you were still betrayed
>She manipulated you, just like she probably manipulated Anon into loving her
>You saw how Naive and innocent he was, who knows what kind of devious tricks she employed to try and bed him
>Thinking about it more, the whole thing begins to make complete sense, she just wanted Anon as an easy lay
"HOW DARE SHE!"
>That filthy harlot has tried to corrupt your husbando
>You've got to save Anon
>Hopefully they haven't left Canterlot yet, you know all of Twilights spots here
>It's starting to get dark outside, not that you'd say but normally you would be too afraid to go out
>Not that you're scared of the dark, but you've heard stories about the kind of mares walking around
>Be strong Moondancer, be strong for Anon
>Who knows what horrible things Twilight is forcing him to do right now
>You begin running, your fears come second to Anons safety
>It's your fault he's here, you must protect him

>It's a few hours later and you're just waking up, that must mean you're Anon again
>You should still be feeling like shit right now, but this is the best bed you've ever slept on
>You've really got to thank Twilight
>Speaking of Sparkle, the loud knocking signifies she has probably returned
>You look through the window and spot a familiar creamy coat
>Maybe she spoke with Moon and cleared up the misunderstanding
>"ANON! Are you in there?"
>You open the window
"I'm fine Moony, I'd open the door but Twilight has the key. Did you speak with her?"
>Moondancer looks shocked "She's keeping you locked up too?! Don't worry Anon, I'll save you."
>Wait what
>Before you can reply a magical burst destroys the door as Moondancer runs in
"What are you doing Moon!?"
>A magical bubble appears around you, restricting movement
>"Twilight won't hurt you any more. I'll hide you at my place."
>You try to shout out to her but it seems like she can't hear you because of the barrier
>On one hand you understand she's trying to help you, on the other she just broke in and kidnapped you
>You see a flash with the telltale signs of a teleport, when you're both in her living room she releases the magic
>You take this opportunity to try and explain the situation
"Moony I don't know what you think is happening, but Twilight and I didn't do anything, and she had only locked the door for my protection."
>Moon looks deep in thought for a moment, finally you've got through to her
>"Your own protection? Anon I'm so sorry-"
>You knew this would all be cleared up after a little talk
>"I never should've let Twilight take and abuse you! I should have stopped her."
>Maybe you were a little too optimistic with this
>No matter how many times you try to drive the point home that Twilight did nothing wrong Moondancer just brushes you off
>At least Twilight will probably be here soon to help explain, maybe Moon will listen to her
>"Anon if you don't want to talk about what Twilight did I completely understand."
"Twilight didn't do anything."
>"Of course. How about we go out and get a nice meal to take your mind off it?"
>You swear if these ponies keep ignoring you, you aren't going to pet them
>Moondancer takes your silence as acceptance however and starts dragging you along with magic
>You really hope those mares from yesterday aren't still trying to jump your D
"You sure it's safe for me to be outside?"
>"Anon look at me. Whatever Twilight told you, you don't need to hide yourself. You're great just the way you are."
>As much as you admire the Cream pony's resolve in misinterpreting everything you say, it really gets under your skin
>You both walk silently to the cafe you were at yesterday, a quick glance inside shows business is now booming
>Judging by the looks you're getting from the ponies, you know why
>Moondancer must have seen it too since she drags you into an alleyway
>"We'll go somewhere else, away from all those whorses."
>Turns out the alley hides a secluded little bar, you suppose it doesn't really get busy until later in the nights
>"Here take a seat, I'll go get us some drinks."
>You give some props to Moon, you didn't think she'd be the type to drink, or even know of a bar
>Your praise disappears when she places a fancy cocktail infront of you, while she has a glass of what looks to be hard cider
>You may find these horses adorable, but you're no fruitcake
"Hey when you next go up can you get me a glass of that too?"
>"This Anon? Of course you can't have this. It's hard cider and you're just a colt, I don't want to make you drunk."
>You understand this is a magic pony land, but you're getting strange vibes from this
>You take what remains of the bits you were given and walk up to the counter
"Hey can I get a glass of Hard Cider?"
>The mare behind the bar looks at you with a glance
>"I can't serve anything over 0.5% alcohol without your mares permission."
>It finally hits
>All this time you've been in some crazy backwards horse land, no wonder all those mares wanted you
>Moondancer walks up clearly slightly annoyed "Anon, can't you just have plain cider?"
"Moondancer, I'm going to give you one chance here, tell them I can have a hard cider."
>"But you're"
>You cut her off with the most serious stare you can muster in this moment of trying to rationalize your situation
>You can see the internal conflict in her eyes as she turns to the barmaid
>"P-Please get Anon his drink."
>The barmaid shrugs "If he vomits over the floor, it's your problem."
>You smile at Moondancer, it's good to know someone you can trust when faced the the reality that you're seen as some exotic walking cock
>Moondancer looks weary as you gulp down the drink
>"Be careful Anon, that's a whole 1% alcohol!"
>She's genuinely concerned, at first you thought the 0.5 thing was a huge restriction
>Turns out ponies just can't handle their liquor
>A quick purple flash breaks through the door panting loudly
>"ANON! I'm here to save you."
>Looks like Sparkle noticed you weren't home
>She looks up from her exercise induced daze and spots you, drinking hard cider next to a nervous Moondancer
>Oh fuck no
>Moondancer doesn't match your quick train of thought and is knocked back into a magical restraint by Twilight
>"I can't believe you'd do this! Trying to get Anon drunk, that's low."
>These goddamn ponies jump to conclusions far too much, you're sick of it
>You walk up and grab Sparkle by the scruff of her neck before she does something she regrets
"Moondancer hasn't done anything. I asked for the drink, she advised against it but I didn't listen."
>Twilight squirms in your grasp and the magic restraints on Moondancer vanish
"Are you two little ponies going to make up, or do you honestly believe Moony would take advantage of anyone?"
>You put her down but the glare doesn't fade, except now it's directed towards you
>"Well then, maybe you're the one I should direct my attention at Anonymous. Leaving the house, coming to a bar. Are you out of your mind?"
"Twilight, ponies are half my size. What're they going to do, aggressively cuddle my leg?"
>"So you knew the dangers and still disobeyed my orders to stay inside!"
"No that's not, what?"
>It's now you see Moondancer finally get back up to her feet, face turned to a similar look of anger
>Moondancer directs her glare towards Twilight "You can't keep him locked up, just because you're a princess now it doesn't mean you can order colts around."
>Sparkle steps back at the sudden verbal bashing by her friend, only managing to splutter out horse noises
>This is getting intense, it'd be a mistake to let it go on
>That's it, you can't allow yourself to have been in a magical land for less than a few days and already destroyed a friendship
>You grab Twilight and Moondancer, wrapping your arms around them and lifting them to your side
>Twilight instantly starts struggling as you exit the bar and start walking back to the house
>"Hey put me down, you can't carry a princess around like this!"
>Moondancer is deathly silent however and you can feel her breathing heavily
>You get a few odd stares and the princess quiets down while trying to cover her face as you walk through the streets
>It doesn't take long to get back to the royal housing without much trouble, both of them too embarrassed to shout or draw attention to their predicament
>You step through the still unhinged door and walk into the bedroom putting both of them on the bed as they glare at one another
>Maybe the best course of action would be to let them sort this out on their own
>But this entire ordeal has been tiring and you'd rather sleep than listen to these little horses argue
"Come on girls, time to sleep."
>They both look at you incredulously
>Twilight clears her throat "Anonymous I don't feel comfortable leaving you alone here with her." the last word dripping with poison
>Moondancer retorts "Don't worry, I won't leave and let her control you!"
>Looks like they don't plan on coming to an agreement
"Fine, then you'll both have to just sleep here."
>They look around confused
>"This is a one bedroom apartment-"
>You cut Twilight off by stuffing them both underneath the blanket
>They start to protest but as you take off your shirt they both fall silent
>You get in the middle of them so they don't start fighting again
>They both look as if they have a mouthful while trying to stay as still as possible
>You can feel the tension in the air, so you do the only thing you can to calm little ponies down
>A hand drifts to both their manes as you begin rubbing the back of their heads
>It elicits a yelp from the duo when you first start but after a short while you found they both drifted off to sleep
>They unknowingly nuzzle into you and wrap their hooves protectively around you while snoring
>It still amazes you how these ponies keep finding ways to be adorable

>The sun breaks through the curtains as you wake up, arms wrapped around two fluffy objects
>Looking down you realize it's not what was expected as you're hugging two large pillows
>Twilight and Moon must have not wanted to disturb your sleeping
>A smell wafts from outside the bedroom, daw the girls must have decided to cook you some breakfast
>It's only when you put your shirt back on and walk into the kitchen do you see it
>An agitated Moondancer with her head on the table, plates of assorted burnt food littering every counter
>Upon hearing you enter the room she immediately sits back up her face looking upset
>"A-Anon, you're awake. I wanted to make you something to eat but I've never really cooked for anyone so all I managed to make was toast."
>She looks on the verge of tears now
"Moony I'm sure whatever you made is fine, nobody needs a 5 star meal when they wake up."
>You sit down and look at the toast
>It's burnt
>Not wanting to hurt Moon's feelings you quickly eat the near charcoal
>As you finish it you notice her face light up
>"I'm glad you liked it Anon, that toast was made special."
>The way she said that sends up warning flags
"Special?"
>"Yeah it's like a part of me and my love went into making it."
>If what she said before was warning flags, this was an air raid siren
"You and your love went into making this?"
>Your face distorts as you consider the possible implications of what you could've just eaten
>Is this how ponies show love, is it rape? It'd be a lie to say you haven't considered fucking a pony b-
>"Made it with fire magic personally, just for you."
>Oh right, magic
>This is a world of multicolor horses Anon, ponies probably aren't crazy enough to even consider things like that
"Thanks Moony, I appreciate it."
>Her face once again becomes a beacon of happiness
>They probably do nice things for the sake of being nice rather than any attempt at seduction

>"Thanks Moony, I appreciate it."
>Thank Celestia you bucking saved it
>For a moment there you thought for sure he'd assume you did unmentionable things to his toast
>You didn't of course but you're not exactly the best with words, or talking to stallions
>Honestly Moondancer you really need to stop spilling spaghetti like that next to colts
>The last thing you need is Twilight coming back after you spent all morning convincing her you can be trusted to protect Anon
>Anon chimes in as if read your mind "Hey, where is Sparkle anyway?"
"Well she woke up when I started cooking and came in, we had a small chat and set everything straight."
>You see Anon breathe a sigh of relief
"She agreed that I can help you around here until she finishes the spell."
>You glance over to the pieces of broken furniture sweeped under the table, Anon didn't need to know every little detail
>After you both had got everything out in the open you had to do the one thing Twilight couldn't say no to
>The ancient laws of the Sis Code
>In the event of an interdimensional stallion being brought to Equestria the summoner gets first dibs on attempting to romance them
>She wasn't entirely sure who wrote the code or why, but Twilight would never question the laws
>Even incredibly specific ones shoddily written in crayon
>It's not like she'd find out before Anon leaves anyway
>Anon snaps you out of your thoughts
>"Since we're sticking together until that spell finishes, which still a while left. What do ponies do for fun?"
>This is your chance, a whole week to impress Anon and he's going to let you show him whatever you want
"Oh Anon. I thought you'd never ask."
>Don't fuck this up Moondancer

>Moony agreed to show you the wonders of pony culture
>Honestly you shouldn't have been surprised when she brought you to a library
>You didn't have the heart to tell her this wasn't what you meant when she started going through all her favorites
>"Personally I'm more of a Felt Chapter fan, ponies seem to prefer A.K. Yearling but all her books are 30% story and 70% power fantasies for wannabe alphas."
>You can see a vague look of contempt in her eyes, this little horse really gets worked up over books
"While we're here we might as well pick up a few books on pony culture, it has been a few days and I still know next to nothing."
>Moondancer walks through the aisles picking up book after book
>"We need this one, and everypony should read this masterpiece."
>By the time she finishes the entire store looks like it has been picked clean
>The mare at the counter looks up from her magazine for a second and spots Moon with her horde of books
>"That time again?"
>Moondancer awkwardly splutters out "N-No." as you both head out the door back towards her place
"What was that about?"
>She looks away for a split second "Sometimes a mare needs to find solace in a few good books."
>The rest of the trip is silent after that, although her house isn't far so you find yourself sitting on her couch in no time
>As you both get into a relaxed position you pick out a book from the pile Moon brought with her
>You flip through a few pages before you realize
"Hey Moony what language is this, I can't understand any of it."
>She looks at you confused
>"It's just Hoofand, what Earth and Pegasi use. Can you only read Unicorn books?"
"Moon I don't think I can read any of this, just looks like runes to me."
>She looks at you and then the books, obviously deep in thought
>Her eyes go wide and smile grows
>"Well if you can't read them, I'll just have to read them to you Nonny."

>You wake up with a yawn realizing you're both still on the couch
>Moondancer tucked at your side, book still half open
>You and Moon spent all of yesterday snuggling while reading, she even took the liberty to help teach you some words
>Half-mindedly you begin scratching behind her ear, watching it twitch as she lets out content groans
>The best course of action now is probably to cook something proper to eat
>Not that you'd want to hurt her feelings but letting Moony try and make breakfast again would be a horrible idea
>Thinking back, all you ate yesterday was that toast and the assortment of snacks that appeared out of nowhere by Moon's magic
>It's like she has hidden compartments of cheesy snack foods everywhere, for "Reading emergencies" as she put it
>You sidle off the couch, being careful not to wake her
>When you finally get free of the deathgrip she whines in her sleep, desperately grasping out a hoof in the now vacant area
>You give her the pillow and she gets back to cuddling it, you wonder if this is what happened to you yesterday
>The thought of it is actually quite embarrassing
>As you walk into the kitchen it's obvious to see it isn't as big or well looked after as the royal one
>The fridge is filled to the brim with microwave meals and spaghetti
>When all hope for actually making something seems lost you spot a carton on the bottom shelf with a note attached
>Artificial Eggs: passed out stallion emergencies
>You're just going to flat out ignore that and grab a few eggs
>The cooker doesn't look like a normal one, but it's best to be thankful she has one at all
>And an apron too
>If you're going to be leeching of moon for a while, cooking and helping around might be the best way to repay her

>Be Moondancer, local demon chaser who was just awakened by a smell coming from your kitchen
>Groggily you get up, stumbling towards the door only to see the greatest sight in your young life and one your memory will never let go of
>Anon is standing there, wearing an apron which bears your coat colors while cooking you a meal
>This is something straight out of your japony comics
>What do you do
>Think Moondancer!
>A cute colt is going out of his way to make you some nice breakfast, what would they do in your comics
>That's it, you got to make a move on him
>He's currently leaning down to use your pony sized Magic Burner, this is the only shot you have
>With the grace and tenacity of a timberwolf you slowly stalk behind your prey
>Everything you have worked up for is riding on this, woo him you alpha mare
>Oh wow are those your hooves, why're they shuddering so much
>Your masterful sneaking seems to be interrupted by a tremendous clattering of hoof on floor as you begin to shake
>Anon quickly turns around, noting your presence as you screw everything up
>"Hey Moony, didn't know you were up yet. But good timing, I finished the eggs."
"H-Hey Anon, don't m-mind me I was just looking at what you were making."
>Real smooth alpha mare
>As you consider just how badly you bucked everything up, Anon sets up the table and serves out egg on toast
>Not the hardest food ever but it's better than anything you could make
>Honestly you were just going to hard boil those eggs
>Your dream stallion is sitting right there and you haven't worked up the nerve to initiate anything
>All the times his fingers have caressed your body, he was the one being a mare and starting it while you sat back accepting it
>No more, you will show Anon what he means to you without holding back
>Anon leans forward smiling "Do you like the food?"
>You muster your courage and lean forward
"I love it."

>Once again you find yourself to be Anon
>And your lips are currently locked with a pony
>Moondancer pressed her face into yours, both of you awkwardly staring at one another before you decide to break it off
>"I'M SO SORRY!"
>Moondancer's face breaks out into a look of horror, her body shaking like a leaf
>Faux confidence all vanishing as she looks on the verge of tears
>"It's just you're really nice Anon, the other colts that give me the time of day only wanted to get close to a friend of the princess."
>Her head gets lower and lower as she talks
>"They all want to be some prince and then when she inevitably shows no interest, they all turn their backs on me."
>Tears are now streaming down her face
>This is it Anon, you've got to make a decision here
>Back on earth you were some average incognito guy, but right now you have a cute girl pouring her heart out to you
>The cute girl just happens to be a pastel horse
>Pony or not you can't stand to see her cry like this
>You grab Moondancer and she tries to struggle and hide her face behind her hooves
"You don't have to hide yourself, I'm not angry."
>She looks up at you confused with eyes the size of dishplates
>"But I tried to make unwanted advances, and now I'm acting like a little colt."
"You have nothing to apologize for, you were just acting on emotions."
>Her voice becomes strained imbetween sobs "But I'm supposed to control my emotions and be strong."
>You hold her closer
"Look Moony I'm not blind. This is partly my fault, I sort of saw something like this coming."
>She stops drenching your suit in tears and looks up "Really?"
"Yeah, and if I was attracted to cute little ponies. You're the fluffiest one here."
>Her face droops back down before she looks up with sparkling eyes
>"You're saying that if you liked ponies, I'd have a shot?"
"Yeah sure."