Sup. Name's chad. I've been hearing a lot of rumors about baiters having a bad rep on 4Chan, and I came today to tell you I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna continue to post my bait, because you wanna know why? Because everyone I post bait to replies. I am the face of bait. Whenever you see a post or a long copypasta or anything of that nature or something that pisses you off you automatically think it's bait. Why? Because you're a no life faggot who forgotten and-or never possibly learned that other opinions on earth matter besides yours. I am the face of bait. I am the bait in the night. Bait is my blood. Bait is my passion. I wake up every morning considering and thinking about different ways I could bait you. And to reply to my post in a sarcastic angry manner. Why? Because I feed off that. That energy sustains me. I am amazing. Why? Because I'm not, unlike you, a lonely, stupid, faggot who makes jokes on the internet or tries to ruin other people's lives. No, I sent the bait you people. I'm the best fisherman in the world. I once captured over 5,000 fish and over 5,000 different countries on the face of one planet! Why? Because I wake up every morning trying to do what you don't, have a live! You faggots, I am bait! Bait is my blood. Bait is something that you will ever have no matter how much you try, your bait will always be lame, no matter what. I am the best there is at posting bait! I am what makes 4Chan what it is. When you see a bait post, mods can't even delete it. Why? Because they know that it's from me. I am the bait. I am the perfect bait, and you just can't step it up. I am the coolest guy around. The excellence, the best and master of bait. Now step up your game. This is Chad, signing off, thanks for listening. If you don't, fuck you. Or matter of fact, for /a/, just /a/ alone, I can say anime sucks: over 700 replies on one post. To mine. On /v/, all I have to say is video games suck. And instan waves of hate messages come my way. I feed of that. I Laugh at your replies. On /pol/? Don't get me even started on /pol/. All I have to do is post my face! And I get over 10,000 replies in over 10,000 different languages. You people sustain me. You're my entertainment. That's why I am the world's best baiter. Not because of the bait I post, but the bait I post I don't even have to try on. I don't even have to put 2 words in my bait sentence before I have people pissed off or angry. And wanting to slice my neck off! I am bait. I am bait. Bait is my blood.