alterIW Bible ~ Prophet Far

From the alterIW Bible:

As we enter the end days of alterIW, there will be three significant changes that will alert us to the upcoming doom. On the first day of Hell, Jesus, aka NTA, will be thrown from his throne, and the anti-christ MaxDamage will claim his power over the world. On the second day of Hell, 6 fallen angels known as the aIW Dev Team will rise to power as the slaves of the new dictator. On the third day of Hell, all ACR's will be promoted by our dictator for no reason at all. These will be the three telling signs that the alterIW apocalypse is nigh. Flea for your mortal souls as these next weeks of terror reign down on all of us.

~ Prophet Far