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- >You are Anon.
- >You've been stuck in candy land and currently living with the apple family.
- >And you're getting real tired of Granny's shit.
- >In checkout line at the local grocery store.
- >"Oh, if it ain't Mr green two leg! What was your there name again? Ahnoni moose?"
- "It's Anon..."
- >"Yer shoppin' for somepony are we?"
- "No, Granny. For the last time, I'm just buying some tools to fix my clock. Which you broke..."
- >"Oh that ol' thing. Well, maybe y'all should learn to not to put them fancy doohickeys in my way."
- "It was in my room. Against the wall..."
- >"Eh, sticks and stones."
- "Please, Granny, just checkout already so we can move this line along."
- >"Don you tell me what to do! Ah movin' at mah own pace."
- "..."
- >"AH darn. Ah don left my money at home. Say there, Amom, why don you pay? As a token for all da times I... err..."
- "...no."
- >"Don you sassy mouth me boy! I'm old and ah want mah groceries! And ah ain't got no money!"
- "Well than I guess you'll just have to buy your groceries some other time."
- >"BUH AH WANT MAH GROCERIES NOW!! MISTREATIN' YOUR ELDERS!"
- >Anger at 78%!
- "FINE! I'll pay... Just stop making a scene."
- >"YER DARN RIGHT YOU'LL PAY!"
- >Anger at 86%!!
- >Later that night
- >"Supper's up!"
- "Great! I'm starving!"
- >"Ah really don't think you deserve this, Anoon, after the way you treated me at the store."
- >"But here yer go anyways."
- "...Thanks..."
- >Anger at 89%!!
- >"Alright, dig in!"
- "Finally! Veggie soup with...! What the fuck is that??"
- >Granny's dentures starts floating to the surface.
- >"There them old thing is! Ah lose my head if it weren't attached to meh."
- >Anger at 97%!!!
- "MAY. I. HAVE. ANOTHER. BOWL. PLEASE."
- >"What's wrong with your soup there? It's just mah old dentures. I'm old, so these things happen."
- "PLEASE... MAY I JUST HAVE ANOTHER BOWL... PLEASE."
- >"Be a man! You eat what I've touched!! SO DON'T BE A BABY!!"
- >ANGER AT 99%!!!
- "F-FINE............."
- >ABOUTTOEXPLODE.EXE
- >"Oh and by the way Aboon. I threw away them there vidya games of yers or what ever you young'uns call em."
- "YOU WHAT!!?"
- >"Yer getting to old to be playin' them there games. So I threw them away this morning."
- >Anger at [ error: buffer overflow ]
- "!!!!"
- >YOU FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE UP IN A FIT OF ANGER!
- >GRANNY HAS PUSHED YOU TOO FAR THIS TIME!
- "THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!"
- >YOU GRAB GRANNY BY THE ARM AND PULL HER OVER YOUR KNEES!
- >"WHA!? G-GET YER HOOVES OFF OF ME!!"
- "'BOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU SOME MANNERS!"
- >and with a mighty swat of the hand, you land the first strike.
- >"BWAAAAAAH!!"
- >Granny yelled as her newly inserted, soup covered dentures flew out of her mouth.
- >"HELP!! HELP!! ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!"
- >Granny screams as your hand lands the second swat.
- >For every swat you land, you can feel the cheeks of her ass ooze between you fingers like soft dough.
- >Nothing but wrinkled ass skin.
- >The sound of the swat made a wet splat as it echoed through the barn.
- >And the dust puffing out like an old dusty pillow.
- >"BWAAAGH!! L-LET GO OF MEH!! BWAHHH!"
- >After every other swat of can see and hear dust farts flapping out of her butt.
- >Her saggy crotchtits jiggling like a majestic ocean song.
- >"BWAAAHAHA! S-STOP IT YER HEAR!! BWAAAAAGAGA!!"
- >After what felt like hours, you hand starts to stick to her ass like cum to paper.
- >Feeling like you've gotten your point across, you deliver one final swat that leaves a hand print like a memory foam bed!
- >"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
- >Her ass starts slowly creeping down to its natural saggy position.
- "Now then. I think you've learned your lesson. Now go to your room."
- >"EEERRR! ABUSING YOUR ELDERS!!"
- >Granny Smith later turned into a cloud of dust and she roamed Equestria like a bird in the wind.
- THE END.
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