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Ol' Granny Smith and the hand of justice

Apr 8th, 2017
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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >You've been stuck in candy land and currently living with the apple family.
  3. >And you're getting real tired of Granny's shit.
  4. >In checkout line at the local grocery store.
  5. >"Oh, if it ain't Mr green two leg! What was your there name again? Ahnoni moose?"
  6. "It's Anon..."
  7. >"Yer shoppin' for somepony are we?"
  8. "No, Granny. For the last time, I'm just buying some tools to fix my clock. Which you broke..."
  9. >"Oh that ol' thing. Well, maybe y'all should learn to not to put them fancy doohickeys in my way."
  10. "It was in my room. Against the wall..."
  11. >"Eh, sticks and stones."
  12. "Please, Granny, just checkout already so we can move this line along."
  13. >"Don you tell me what to do! Ah movin' at mah own pace."
  14. "..."
  15. >"AH darn. Ah don left my money at home. Say there, Amom, why don you pay? As a token for all da times I... err..."
  16. "...no."
  17. >"Don you sassy mouth me boy! I'm old and ah want mah groceries! And ah ain't got no money!"
  18. "Well than I guess you'll just have to buy your groceries some other time."
  19. >"BUH AH WANT MAH GROCERIES NOW!! MISTREATIN' YOUR ELDERS!"
  20. >Anger at 78%!
  21. "FINE! I'll pay... Just stop making a scene."
  22. >"YER DARN RIGHT YOU'LL PAY!"
  23. >Anger at 86%!!
  24. >Later that night
  25. >"Supper's up!"
  26. "Great! I'm starving!"
  27. >"Ah really don't think you deserve this, Anoon, after the way you treated me at the store."
  28. >"But here yer go anyways."
  29. "...Thanks..."
  30. >Anger at 89%!!
  31. >"Alright, dig in!"
  32. "Finally! Veggie soup with...! What the fuck is that??"
  33. >Granny's dentures starts floating to the surface.
  34. >"There them old thing is! Ah lose my head if it weren't attached to meh."
  35. >Anger at 97%!!!
  36. "MAY. I. HAVE. ANOTHER. BOWL. PLEASE."
  37. >"What's wrong with your soup there? It's just mah old dentures. I'm old, so these things happen."
  38. "PLEASE... MAY I JUST HAVE ANOTHER BOWL... PLEASE."
  39. >"Be a man! You eat what I've touched!! SO DON'T BE A BABY!!"
  40. >ANGER AT 99%!!!
  41. "F-FINE............."
  42. >ABOUTTOEXPLODE.EXE
  43. >"Oh and by the way Aboon. I threw away them there vidya games of yers or what ever you young'uns call em."
  44. "YOU WHAT!!?"
  45. >"Yer getting to old to be playin' them there games. So I threw them away this morning."
  46. >Anger at [ error: buffer overflow ]
  47. "!!!!"
  48. >YOU FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE UP IN A FIT OF ANGER!
  49. >GRANNY HAS PUSHED YOU TOO FAR THIS TIME!
  50. "THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!"
  51. >YOU GRAB GRANNY BY THE ARM AND PULL HER OVER YOUR KNEES!
  52. >"WHA!? G-GET YER HOOVES OFF OF ME!!"
  53. "'BOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU SOME MANNERS!"
  54. >and with a mighty swat of the hand, you land the first strike.
  55. >"BWAAAAAAH!!"
  56. >Granny yelled as her newly inserted, soup covered dentures flew out of her mouth.
  57. >"HELP!! HELP!! ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!"
  58. >Granny screams as your hand lands the second swat.
  59. >For every swat you land, you can feel the cheeks of her ass ooze between you fingers like soft dough.
  60. >Nothing but wrinkled ass skin.
  61. >The sound of the swat made a wet splat as it echoed through the barn.
  62. >And the dust puffing out like an old dusty pillow.
  63. >"BWAAAGH!! L-LET GO OF MEH!! BWAHHH!"
  64. >After every other swat of can see and hear dust farts flapping out of her butt.
  65. >Her saggy crotchtits jiggling like a majestic ocean song.
  66. >"BWAAAHAHA! S-STOP IT YER HEAR!! BWAAAAAGAGA!!"
  67. >After what felt like hours, you hand starts to stick to her ass like cum to paper.
  68. >Feeling like you've gotten your point across, you deliver one final swat that leaves a hand print like a memory foam bed!
  69. >"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
  70. >Her ass starts slowly creeping down to its natural saggy position.
  71. "Now then. I think you've learned your lesson. Now go to your room."
  72. >"EEERRR! ABUSING YOUR ELDERS!!"
  73. >Granny Smith later turned into a cloud of dust and she roamed Equestria like a bird in the wind.
  74. THE END.
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