Release Day (/v/ the Musical IV)

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQM-zd9ViHg

Well do you listen when they speak?
D’you ever get that fear that you’ve bought into hype
That sticks around for days and then for weeks
Have you been shilling it on /v/?
Have you no idea that you’re a NEET?
I’ve dreamt about a game to get us out Shit Creek
How many secrets can devs keep?
‘Cause there’s this thread I’ve found
That fills me with this hope somehow
I refresh it constantly
Until I fall asleep
Cheeto crumbs in my goatee

(Do I wanna know?)
If these devs just laugh all day?
(Such a sorry show)
‘Cause plebs will always buy their games?
(Baby we both know)
That E3 was mainly made
For showing games that won’t be ready release day

Nothing there to do
Instead of shilling chips and fucking Mountain Dew
Do your jobs won’t you?
Maybe I’m too busy shitposting your dumb, twisted point of view
But I’ve thought it through
Here’s a big “fuck you”

So have you lost the bugs?
Been wondering if your engine’s broken
And if so, I wanna know what the fuck’s up
Servers down and profits up
The connection’s interrupted so I’m constantly on the cusp
Of trying to play you
I don’t know if you feel as robbed as I do
Left to lag forever like Planetside 2

(Do I wanna know?)
If these devs just laugh all day?
(Such a sorry show)
‘Cause plebs will always buy their games?
(Baby we both know)
That E3 was mainly made
For showing games that won’t be ready release day

Nothing there to do (nothing there to do)
Instead of shilling chips and fucking Mountain Dew (fuck Mountain Dew)
Do your jobs won’t you? (Do your jobs won’t you?)
Maybe I’m too busy shitposting your dumb, twisted point of view
But I’ve thought it through
Here’s a big “fuck you”

(Do I wanna know?)
If these devs just laugh all day?
(Such a sorry show)
‘Cause plebs will always buy their games?
(Baby we both know)
That E3 was mainly made
For showing games that won’t be ready release day

(Do I wanna know?)
Too busy shitposting your dumb--
(Such a sorry show)
Instead of shilling chips, you fucks
(Do I wanna know?)
Now you’ve got me pirating from you