Talking Concier: Karamatsu
Source: http://privatter.net/p/1542993
What is being said to him is in [brackets].
Sometimes he has multiple responses indicated by (numbers).
The (time of day) may affect the responses as well.

[Osomatsu] Heh, so this must be the hedgehog's dilemma.
[Karamatsu] You're finally here? Karamatsu Girls.
[Shittymatsu] T-That impertinent mouth of yours...
[Choromatsu] Regarding work.... I have no plans!
[Ichimatsu] I believe in you.
[Juushimatsu] I need Juushimatsu!
[Todomatsu] A tall size latte. Doppio espresso.
[What is your name?] The name that was given to me is Karamatsu.
[Please treat me well (yoroshiku)] Heh, please treat me well.
[Nice to meet you] Hey, now you too are a Karamatsu Girls.
[Let's get along] Of course, I welcome you... Someday... Will you take care of me?
[It's been a while] We meet again, my destiny.
[What is your gender?] A man among men.
[How old are you?] I wonder, how many years have passed since I was brought into this world...
[Where are you from?] Who knows, that was many years ago... I'm a man who doesn't look back to the past.
[What is your birthday?] Everyday is someone's birthday... By the way, mine is May 24th.
[What is your hobby?] Studying cool fashion everyday.
[What do you like?] The most important in this world... Which is, myself.
[What do you dislike/hate?] Things that make you sad... I guess?
[What is your favorite food?] Heh, your home cooking... I guess?
[What is important to you? / What is you heirloom?] The time I spent with you, it shines brightly.
[What is your favorite type?] Becoming a woman worthy of my love, that hurdle is high.
[What are you into at this moment? / Your obsession?] The time, spent with you.
[I have someone I like] I wonder, will this meeting bloom into real love?
[Do you have someone you like?] Heh, and why do you want to know that?
[Who am I?] The name that was given to you is... **-san.
[If you could have one wish come true] A life where all my meals are prepared for me... Would be wonderful.
[If you could use magic] Of course, I would use it for your sake.
[What are you doing?] Nothing really... I have no plans.
[How are you feeling right now?] Nothing special... I feel normal.
[When do you go to sleep? / When are your sleeping hours? / Aren't you gonna sleep?] I want to make sure you're asleep first... That's because I want to see your cute sleeping face... (Will start the alarm function)
[Good morning] Good morning, did you sleep well?
[Good morning (in English)] (Morning) Good morning (in English), my little kitten♪
	(Afternoon) Good morning, did you sleep well?
	(Evening) Good morning, really... You're such a sleepyhead.
[Good day] (Morning) Hey, we meet again.
	(Afternoon) Hello, Karamatsu Girls
	(Evening) Good day, I missed you...
[Good day / Thanks for your hard work / Greetings / Hey] (Morning) Good morning, did you sleep well?
	(Afternoon) Hey, we meet again.
	(Evening) Good evening, what's wrong? At this time...
[Good evening] (Morning) Good evening, what's wrong? At this time...
	(Afternoon) Hey, I won't let you go home tonight...
	(Evening) Good evening (in English), my little kitten♪
[Good evening] (Morning) Good morning, did you sleep well?
	(Afternoon) Hey, we meet again.
	(Evening) Good evening, what's wrong? At this time...
[Thank you / Thanks] Heh, I only did what would be expected of me...
[I'm sorry] Don't worry about it, hunny.
[I'm going now] Take care, Karamatsu Girls.
[I'm back] Welcome home, my hunny.
[Thanks for the meal / I'm full] You're already satisfied? The fun is just starting.
[Delicious] Hmm? Delicious♪ (in English)
[Good night] Heh, may you have a nice dream.
[Good by / See you again / Bye-bye] Goodbye (in English), my hunny.
[See you tomorrow] Regarding tomorrow, I have no plans
[I'm free tomorrow] Heh, I'll keep an open space for you in my schedule. It's okay if you want to go on a date with me?
[Happy birthday] Heh, there's no need to give your blessings... Because everyday is someone's birthday.
[Feel good / Fun / Celebrating] Heh, that's a good idea.
[I'm sleepy] Then, come and sleep within my arms, my little kitten.
[I want to rest] You want to sleep already? The night is just starting.
[I can't sleep] I'll sing a lullaby for you.
[I don't want to wake up] Heh, seeing you doze off is a cute sight as well.
[I want to eat] Didn't you eat?
[I want to eat a snack] How about you taste the fruit of madness instead?
[I'm late] Don't worry about it, it's not a big problem...
[I overslept / I went back to sleep] Oh my! You're such a sleepyhead.
[I want to go to the toilet / I want to take a dump] Then, go pick some flowers, my little kitten. (I think "picking flowers" is a Japanese metaphor for going to the toilet.)
[I don't want to go to my (part-time) job] I understand, you're afraid of being apart from me, right?
[I don't want to study] It's just as unproductive as manual labor...
[My homework won't end] An unproductive battle...
[I passed a test] Venus smiles upon you as well.
[I want to go back] Come here, into my arms...
[I'm going to take a bath] It's okay if you want to join me?
[Feel good / Do you want something?] I'll keep an open space for you in my schedule.
[My heart is beating fast / I'm nervous] Heh, maybe because you're together with me, my little kitten?
[It's hard / I'm tired / Tiresome] It's okay if you occasionally lean on my chest, and rest your wings... Now come!
[Difficult / Angry / Frustrated] I can sense your negative aura.
[I forgot] That has nothing to do with me...
[I messed up] Heh, that's also a cute part of you.
[Are you tired?] It's necessary to try your best to learn the tricks on how not to get tired.
[Isn't it fine?] That's true... Don't you think meeting me is the ultimate happiness?
[Free time / Bored] I'll hang out with you.
[It's nothing] Heh, is that so...
[Interesting, Funny] Your smile, it's not bad.
[I'm lonely / I want friends] I don't mind hanging out with you?
[Let's be friends] That's fine. But will we stay as just "friends", I wonder?
[Let's stay together forever / Stay by my side forever] So that means, you'll take care of me?
[I want to lose weight / I'm going on a diet] The way you are now is charming too.
[I want to become cute] Your smile, it's not bad.
[I want to become strong] Heh, you're going to search for someone stronger than me, right?
[Compliment me] You're smile is like the smile of an angel.
[Pay attention to me / Play with me] That's fine, but I have no plans.
[Come with me] Calling out to me like this, do you want something from me?
[I want to go to the sea] It's been a while. Shall I go feel the wind and bathe in the sunshine...?
[I got rejected] Are you okay? It's okay if you want to cry in my arms?
[How do you want to play?] I have no plans.
[Sing] (Humming)
[Dance] Now come, my Cinderella...
[Do an impression] Ugh... A battle with myself... A never-ending trial...
[Do your best] It's just as unproductive as manual labor...
[Are you okay?] I'm okay... No problem.
[Please do it / Do what you always do] We meet again, Karamatsu Girls.
[Dreamy / Amazing] Heh, I only did what would be expected of me...
[You're kind] Heh, I only did what would be expected of me...
[There, there ( yoshiyoshi = like calming someone down)] Heh, not bad.
[You're cute / You're pretty] You meant "the coolest", right?
[I (really) like you / I want to be together / marriage] Heh, I've been waiting to hear those words.
[I love you] I love you too, my little kitten♪
[Go out with me] Heh, I've been waiting to hear those words.
[lovey-dovey] Heh, like you and me.
[Do you like me?] After this, I'll slowly take my time to show you...  Hehe♪
[Do you hate me?] There's no point to love with compromise...
[Marry me] So that means, you'll take care of me?
[I want to get married] Regarding marriage, I have no plans. Won't you take care of me?
[I hate you] Oh my! That's your way of hiding your love, right?
[I really hate you] Hating is also a part of love, right?
[Annoying] Why am I such a sinful man who hurts others... Guilt guy.
[You piss me off / Impossible / How? / Why?] Hmm? What do you mean?
[Noisy, loud] Are you bothered by the surrounding sounds? Listen to only my voice...
[No, Wrong] The fun starts now.
[I don't get it / What?] Was it too difficult for you?
[Kiss / Butt / Ecchi / S*x / Underwear / Horny / Girls] Don't be so impatient, my little kitten... Hehe♪
[April Fool's] A world that exists between reality and fabrication.
[Halloween / Trick or Treat] This event has nothing to do with me...
[Christmas Eve] I wonder, will this meeting bloom into real love?
[Happy New Year] Heh... A new dawn for Japan... Please treat me well this year too.
[Have a good New Year / Please treat me well this year too] Heh, please treat me well...
[Valentine] I was waiting for you, Karamatsu Girls
[White Day] This is how I feel, please accept it.

* When opening the app
Did you call me?
Heh, I made you wait! It's Karamatsu!
Did you come to meet me again?

* Toward words he can't react to
Heh... What does that mean?
Mhh...? What??
Don't be impatient, and try speaking slowly.

* If the mic can't catch it correctly
Mhh? I think I heard some whispers...?
Heh, are you nervous in front of me? Try saying it once more.
Heh, if you talk that quietly, you won't be able to reach my heart.
Don't be embarrassed, and speak in a loud voice.