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- >You are Norman, and you are currently making your way to the Aryan Beauty's residence.
- >Pink found out about your crush on her, despite the measures you took to keep it secret.
- >... Okay, maybe stuttering out a string of Rarara whenever you try to say her name doesn't help your case.
- >Regardless, Pink decided to throw a couple's type of party, and to help you out, she tasked you with giving Aryan Beauty an invitation.
- >The kicker is that you are also to ask her to be your date.
- >The plan seemed solid, and if she didn't go for it, you can always say "as friends" and draw the fire away.
- >Flawless planning.
- >You are approaching the driveway of her rather large abode.
- "Well, that's not disheartening."
- >It fucking is.
- >You advance to the front door of the house, and knock.
- >After hearing some fast paced steps down a flight of stairs, the door opens and Aryan Beauty answers.
- >"Why hello, dahling. What brings you here?"
- >You retrieve the invitation to the party and hold it out for her.
- "Pink's throwing a party, and she had me invite you."
- >"Oh? Is that so? My, it says it's a rather... intimate sort of gathering. Who might you be taking?"
- >Time to nut up, or shut up.
- >That was a good movie.
- >FOCUS.
- >You have to nail this, or you may never get the chance again.
- >You feel your breathing increasing in frequency.
- >DON'T FUCKING SPAZ OUT.
- >JUST ASK HER TO GO WITH YOU.
- "Ar-"
- >REAL NAME, BUGGER.
- "Ra- Rarara."
- >She looks at you as if you were a strange being.
- >OH GOD, DAMAGE CONTROL.
- >Quick! Sing your invitation!
- >Sing?!
- >Yes, sing! All her friends do it! There has to be something to it!
- >I don't know, that sou-
- >SING YOU SHIT, SING!
- [spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i3fZd5qZje0#t=58[/spoiler]
- >No.
- >NO.
- >NO PLEASE GOD, NOOOOO!
- >Do not tell me you just did that.
- >YOU DID NOT JUST DEATHGROWL AT FUCKING ARYAN BEAUTY.
- >You fucking MORON.
- >There isn't a chance for you now.
- >She is just going to slam the door, and try to forget she knows you.
- >IDIOT.
- >You better pray she even THINKS about speaking to you ever again.
- >Why the fuck would you fuck up like that?
- >There isn't a shot that you, the goddamn racist, will ever find a girlfriend.
- >The one girl who showed such kindness to you.
- >The first of Purple's friends to talk to you as a great friend.
- >You blew it.
- >It's over.
- >Just go home.
- >There isn't a reason to wake up anymore.
- >Rot in bed.
- >The tears pooling at the edges of your eyes threaten to slide down your face.
- >If you dislike yourself this much, think about how much she must hate you.
- >Taking one last crestfallen look at her, you see her slacked jaw and wide eyes.
- >That is not a good sign for the future.
- >You dun goofed.
- >Your goof is the goof of the year for all years.
- >There is no hope.
- >You hang your head in shame and turn to walk away.
- >Before you slink off, you feel a grip wrap around your chest and impede your walk of shame.
- >"Oh Norman! Such a passionate invitation could never be refused!"
- >Wat.
- >"When can you pick me up? I'll start getting ready now."
- >Wat.
- >You notice her eager expression.
- >You better fucking respond.
- >Do not fuck this up again!
- "Uh, I, uh... seven?"
- >She gives a squeal and a squeeze and rushes back into the house.
- >What just happened.
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