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- >You wake up in the afternoon.
- >It's another day, in another world.
- >You've been here for about a few months.
- >Equestria that is.
- >Manehatten to be even more exact.
- >You lie in bed for a few minutes until a knocking at your door makes you get up.
- >You don't even bother putting pants on.
- >Ponies don't really care about clothes.
- >You get to the door and look through the peep-hole.
- >Oh lovely.
- >The landlord.
- >"ANONYMOUS! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE."
- >Ugh. He stops by every now and then just to insult you.
- >Doesn't even matter if you have never been late on rent.
- >He just doesn't like you.
- >You unlock the door and open it.
- >"There's the mutant dog."
- "That's a new one."
- >"Yeah, couldn't keep on calling you a hairless ape. Anyway, I have a reason for being here today."
- >Oh, this is going to be good.
- >"Pack your stuff, I'm evicting you."
- >Yeah, this was go... Wait. what.
- "I'm pretty sure you have to give me a week's notice or something..."
- >"I did. I posted a note on your door saying 'Get out'"
- >That was him? You thought that was some little kid or something.
- >"You have until three to get out. If you're not out by then, all the shit that's in this apartment is mine."
- >3 o' clock?
- "THAT'S HALF AN HOUR!"
- >"Yeah, so be fast. Oh, and if you're still here at three, I'm calling the cops."
- >He turned around and shut the door.
- >That asshole.
- >Who DOES that sort of thing?
- >You turn your mind from vengeance and start to pack.
- >Or, at least, throw your belongings out into the hallway.
- >As you're doing this you see the landlord walk back down the hall.
- >He looks at your pile of junk.
- >"That's still on the apartment. I also forgot to say that you still owe for this month's rent."
- >His face. It looks so... punchable.
- >You feel your fist clench.
- >No one would miss this schmuck, would they?
- >You loosen your fist and decide it's not worth it.
- "Fine."
- >You get up and walk back into your be... your former bedroom and picked up your bag o' bits.
- >You open it and grab the amount needed for rent and put them in a smaller bag.
- >You put the giant bag of bits on your back and walk back out with the smaller bag in your hand.
- "Here."
- >You throw the bits at him, but he side steps and they just hit the wall.
- >"Try that again and I'll have you locked up!"
- "Just get your bits and leave me alone."
- >You let out a sigh and realize you have yet to put pants or a shirt on.
- >You get a pair of relatively clean shorts and a shirt from your pile of junk.
- >After putting them on, you look at the time.
- >fifteen minutes.
- >Shit.
- >You have get going faster.
- >Or, at least get the crap you care about out.
- >You walk back inside and grab a backpack that you had.
- >Inside was your laptop, phone, and headphones... load of good those things can do you.
- >You keep them on hopes of being able to charge 'em sometime.
- >A man can hope.
- >You start to gather all the crap that you will really need.
- >You pack up a pair of shorts, pants, and some socks.
- >Only had one pair of shoes, due to no one here knowing how to make them.
- >You look at the clock.
- >Ten minutes.
- >You grab all the other things you needed, and are out of there before three.
- >Walking down the street, no where to go, you just sort of wander.
- >Your absent minded wandering brought you to out side of your work place, the local night club.
- >Now, while it didn't open to the public, the boss has said before that if anything happens, they are free to stop by.
- >Lets hope that offer still stood.
- >You goto the door and use the key they gave you.
- >Walking inside, you ask out,"Hello? Anyone here?"
- >You hear some foot steps from inside, and then hear,"Waddya want?"
- >The figure steps a little closer, and you see it's your boss.
- "Hey there, uhh, boss..."
- >"Anon, issat you? The hell you doing here at this hour?"
- "I... Kinda, sorta got evicted."
- >She seemed to become more alert once you said that.
- >"How'd that happen?"
- "The landlord was a dick on the ninth degree of dick. Remember that note I told you about a few weeks ago?"
- >"Yeah, what about it?"
- "That was my two weeks notice."
- >She sortta glared at you slack jawed.
- "So, I abesnlty wandered around, and ended up here."
- >"And then you remembered what I said, didn't you?"
- "Yup."
- >"Well, you sound like you could use a drink. So could I."
- "Is that your way of asking me to work for free?"
- >"I dunno, is it going to work?"
- >You let out a small laugh, and get to the bar area.
- >You get out the drinks.
- >You wish they had a ponified version of Kraken, but they don't.
- >You just get out the Applejack Danleis for you.
- "The usual right?"
- >"Nah, to early for that. I'll just have what you're having."
- >You shurg and get out two glasses
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