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- LAST TIME, ON DEUS EX: ANON REVOLUTION
- -Anon learned he was the god machine, created by the gods to save the world
- -Anon went to Equestria to stop Flutashi (yes, this is now here canon name)
- -After Flutashi was still unable to turn on Anon, she was pulled back into hell
- -Anon returned home
- -Rarity is still dead
- PART 1 OF 4, WHEN HEROES CAN NOT FIGHT
- >Day 2 back on earth
- >You look at the calander
- >Realize it's the same day you left earth 1337 days ago
- >But you have no idea how you're going to fit back into society
- >This gives you an idea
- >Your legs burst off and are replaced with robot legs
- >You grow two pairs of robot arms
- >You burst though the roof of your house
- >You turn on your built in ipod
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o
- >You fly around the city
- PART 2 OF 4, UNINVITED GUESTS
- >Flying around the city
- >People gazing in awe
- >Dancing as you fly
- >Fucking Queen, baby!
- >Screw fitting back into society, you're the god machine!
- >Suddenly, you feel a pain in your chest
- >A horse hoof rips out of your chest
- >You start spinning towards the earth
- >There is a fucking PONY IN YOUR CHEST
- >It's pulling itself out
- It's Lyra
- PART 3 OF 4, HANDS OF LIFE
- >Lyra wraps her hoofs around one of your robot hands
- >She bits your hand and starts pulling
- >She's trying to rip off your hand!
- >You shake your arms wildly, but she won't let go
- >"MRmrrmpmpmpemmempmp" says Lyra
- GET OFF OF ME, DAMN IT!
- >You're still tumbling towards earth
- >You'll die if you don't do something
- >At the last minute, you turn into a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT
- >You crash into the ground, smashing your robot face
- >Your hands are so big now that Lyra is now holding on by biting the end of your finger
- >A crowed soon surrounds your robot body
- >Lyra crawls into a crack in the robot body
- PART 4 OF 4, FAN SERVICE
- >Your viewpoint switches back to your human body
- >You're in a red room, full of gears, wires, and screens
- >You're in your own robot body
- >Lyra is gnawing on your hands
- What the fuck!?!?!?!
- >Lyra looks up at you with sad eyes
- >All she wants are hands
- >But you won't put up with this shit
- >You look at her with disappointment
- >Tears begin to fill her eyes
- >Well now you're just sad
- >She lets go of your hands
- >She begins to slowly walk away
- >Now you're depressed
- >Suddenly you get an idea
- >But just then, the floor under Lyra opens up, and she falls in
- >You hear screaming, and blood shoots out of the hole
- >The hole closes
- >"Intruder terminated"
- >Metal hands fall from the ceiling and pull you away
- >They hold you still while metal wires sink into you
- >The world around you is collapsing, sinking into the wires
- >They are injected the entire robot body into you
- >The next thing you know, you're in the street
- >People are looking at you in horror
- "What, you've never seen a robot turn into a human before?"
- >You walk away
- >Like a boss
- THE END
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