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A pony dies at the end

Apr 22nd, 2012
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  1. LAST TIME, ON DEUS EX: ANON REVOLUTION
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  3. -Anon learned he was the god machine, created by the gods to save the world
  4. -Anon went to Equestria to stop Flutashi (yes, this is now here canon name)
  5. -After Flutashi was still unable to turn on Anon, she was pulled back into hell
  6. -Anon returned home
  7. -Rarity is still dead
  8.  
  9.  
  10. PART 1 OF 4, WHEN HEROES CAN NOT FIGHT
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  12. >Day 2 back on earth
  13. >You look at the calander
  14. >Realize it's the same day you left earth 1337 days ago
  15. >But you have no idea how you're going to fit back into society
  16. >This gives you an idea
  17. >Your legs burst off and are replaced with robot legs
  18. >You grow two pairs of robot arms
  19. >You burst though the roof of your house
  20. >You turn on your built in ipod
  21. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o
  22. >You fly around the city
  23.  
  24. PART 2 OF 4, UNINVITED GUESTS
  25.  
  26. >Flying around the city
  27. >People gazing in awe
  28. >Dancing as you fly
  29. >Fucking Queen, baby!
  30. >Screw fitting back into society, you're the god machine!
  31. >Suddenly, you feel a pain in your chest
  32. >A horse hoof rips out of your chest
  33. >You start spinning towards the earth
  34. >There is a fucking PONY IN YOUR CHEST
  35. >It's pulling itself out
  36. It's Lyra
  37.  
  38. PART 3 OF 4, HANDS OF LIFE
  39.  
  40. >Lyra wraps her hoofs around one of your robot hands
  41. >She bits your hand and starts pulling
  42. >She's trying to rip off your hand!
  43. >You shake your arms wildly, but she won't let go
  44. >"MRmrrmpmpmpemmempmp" says Lyra
  45. GET OFF OF ME, DAMN IT!
  46. >You're still tumbling towards earth
  47. >You'll die if you don't do something
  48. >At the last minute, you turn into a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT
  49. >You crash into the ground, smashing your robot face
  50. >Your hands are so big now that Lyra is now holding on by biting the end of your finger
  51. >A crowed soon surrounds your robot body
  52. >Lyra crawls into a crack in the robot body
  53.  
  54. PART 4 OF 4, FAN SERVICE
  55.  
  56. >Your viewpoint switches back to your human body
  57. >You're in a red room, full of gears, wires, and screens
  58. >You're in your own robot body
  59. >Lyra is gnawing on your hands
  60. What the fuck!?!?!?!
  61. >Lyra looks up at you with sad eyes
  62. >All she wants are hands
  63. >But you won't put up with this shit
  64. >You look at her with disappointment
  65. >Tears begin to fill her eyes
  66. >Well now you're just sad
  67. >She lets go of your hands
  68. >She begins to slowly walk away
  69. >Now you're depressed
  70. >Suddenly you get an idea
  71. >But just then, the floor under Lyra opens up, and she falls in
  72. >You hear screaming, and blood shoots out of the hole
  73. >The hole closes
  74. >"Intruder terminated"
  75. >Metal hands fall from the ceiling and pull you away
  76. >They hold you still while metal wires sink into you
  77. >The world around you is collapsing, sinking into the wires
  78. >They are injected the entire robot body into you
  79. >The next thing you know, you're in the street
  80. >People are looking at you in horror
  81. "What, you've never seen a robot turn into a human before?"
  82. >You walk away
  83. >Like a boss
  84.  
  85. THE END
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