Swift-human one-shot.

>Day Swift Human in Equestria
>Be Anon, ex-knight
>You sheated your sword forever after an accident involving a Mayor Noble, a magician and a pair of spread buttocks.
>Those memories will plague your mind forever, that magician was so angry at you that cursed you with a spell that sent you to Horseland forever.
>Since then you just promised to use your sword for tournaments and personal defence
>Dem thugs
>Enough with the mind chit-chat, your stomach demands some food.
>You watch the clock on the wall, 8 PM...
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mLyl7ECwso"
>You go downstairs, and greet your servant ponies.
>You beated Celestia`s best knight in 1 on 1 and she rewarded you with a nice house, some servants and a mighty steed.
>After saluting your servants as the good guy you are, you go outside to check on your travels partner
>Still the same yellow dark-marked long-neck as usual
>You thought it would be odd to mount a Giraffe, but surprisingly it`s more confortable than a horse
>Still you were surprised when Celestia gave you a Giraffe instead of a pony, she then said that riding another pony was some intimate business
>She winked at you and asked if you wanted to ride her, you nope`d the hell outta there in your steed.
>Pretty fast for a Giraffe...
"Cebra! How are you mah boy!?"
>It just looks at you and takes a dump
Shitty day eh?
>Your talk with your steed is interrumped by Butterska
>This yellow horse has been trying to guess your fetish since you arrived, it seems that you are irresistible in her eyes
>F:"ANON! P-PLEASE YOU NEED TO HELP US" She screams
If you are trying to ask if calling for help is my fetish, not it is not, I don`t even know if that`s a thing.
>F:"I-it isn`t? Elephant bubbles!"
Hey! Watch your mouth lady
>F:"You don`t understand Anon, the cyborgs I programmed to h-help me guess your fetish are out of control! They are trying the vast list of fetishes I h-had in mind for you with everypony!"
>Oh boy...this is bad. You can`t let everypony suffer what you already suffer... the entire world could collapse!
>You imagine the world if you don`t help... Ponies being raped everywhere by cyborgs... others running while the Cyborgshys try their fetishes with them...
>Your friends turn to face you and play with your mind
>TS:"You could have stopped it Anon!"
>AJ:"Why didn`t ya stop it Anon!?"
>RD:"It didn`t have to end like this Anon!"
>A hoof to the mouth brings you back from your thoughts
>A pony passing by sees this and screams at you
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJS3a20rUVM
>That wakes some hidden memories on your mind
>The moment when you discovered your [spoiler][MOTHER][/spoiler] swallowing swords and one of them missed and hit her in the mouth
>She was secretly working on a cirqus and one of the Jesters said : "POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
>Your memories fade away but the trauma persists, specially when you come back to yourself and that same pony is infront of Fluttershy facing you...barely inches away from your face screaming "POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"ç
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I can`t let all this happend here too!
>You turn to Fluttershy, pushing the other pony away
YOU! TAKE ME WHERE DA ROBOTS AT! CEBRA! [spoiler][/spoiler]>You call your mighty steed
>You ride that yellow mountain like there was no tomorrow
>Finally you arrive and you see it... Cyborgs everywhere pursuing ponies trying to guess their fetishes
You are a monster Fluttershy...
>She looks at you with puppy eyes
>Pic related
>HHHHHHHNNNNGGGGGGG
The c-cuteness... I can´t... I forgive you Fluttershy... lets just stop this madness
>You leave your steed and face the Cyborshys, they stop and stare at you and start coming closer
Fluttershy I don´t think this was a good idea... I left this all behind me and my sword... NO! THE BUTTOCKS! IT´S ALL COMING BACK!
>Another hoof conects your face and you snap out of it
Thanks Flutters... but how are we gonna defeat them!? I don´t even have a sword!
>F:"Here Anon use this!"
>You can´t see what Fluttershy hand-hoofed you(?)but it feels sharp and long... LIKE A SWORD!
AHA! PREPARE TO MEET MY SHARP...DILDO!?
>In your hand rests a 2 mt sized sword shaped dildo
>You face Fluttershy and say
You are the sickest thing I´ve ever encountered in my life...
>F:"I´am just sick of love for you Anon"
>She reaches for your crotch but you slap her hoof away
Better than nothing... [spoiler][/spoiler]>You mutter
>You mount Cebra again and charge at the Cyborgshys
>They attack you... well attack is a way of puting it, they barely present their mechanical pussys for you
>You just stick the dildo sword inside them and they explode out of pleasure
There are *pant* too many of them!
>F:"I can help Anon! Dildo, Grow!" Fluttershy screams
>Then the dildo in your hands grows 3 times
>It`s as long as a jousting lance
>BRILLIANT!
OK Cebra, are you hungry? Because today we are having Rapist Brochetes for dinner!
>You charge once again at the Cyborshys and they all get penetrated by the jousting dildo
VICTORY IS OURS!
>Fluttershy throws you into the ground and lands ontop of you
>F:"Oh my hero! Please make me yours!"
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RAPIST GOATFIEND!
>F:"Ah Ah Aaaah, that´s now how you treat your lady my hot knight... DILDO, COBRA STYLE!"
>After her command, the dildo transforms into a cobra and traps you
WHAT IS THIS [spoiler]TOMFOOL[/spoiler]MAGIC!?
>F:"Shhh Anon, no words now, only rape"
>So much heroism for nothing, because you ended
>Fucking Fluttershy